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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eachother

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why the frick did I reenlist

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They have a goat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Arab porn with poor little goat?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gaygiest looking shit, even gayer than goatse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My brother in Christ, have you seen the Russian VDV? The only thing straight is the lines on their shirts. Right out of the Village People.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's the designated femboy battalion for a reason

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He 100% got raped. RIP

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/tejjKDI.jpg

          They have a goat

          What is it about the weird, right-wing nationalist units in militaries that makes them so gay?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machismo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >i see big muscly men and get a boner so they must be the gay ones

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >dress in homosexual clothes
              >only hang out with other men (well, and apparently animals)
              >"I'm not gay, I'm just masculine!"

              Yeah ok

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you've evidently have never been in the military or a gym before

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >masculinity is gay -t. anon
                I don't think you've thought this through.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they're gonna give the ginger dude an emergency rectal exam, it's part of the first aid training for VDV troopers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute unit on the right.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you just know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone explain to me the chinstraps that don’t actually go under their chins?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        During parades, soldiers put of the cap in certain moments, for example going below the flag or singing a song for the fallen ones. The idea is doing it energically in one movement, hence no strapping under the chin. Sure there is another explanacion, but that's what they say.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Must be the islamic rape blood

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve trained with them before during an exercise in Sicily, they have really high morale compared to everyone else for the most part, but they performed pretty average during STX lanes. Funniest part was that one of them carried a Franco portrait in their IFV

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mexican Marines got along with them, oddly enough at joint training exercises.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >franco portrait in your IFV

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The CETME guns were cool as hell. It's a shame that they adopted the G36

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If only they adopted a G36 clone or visually similar gun to the G36 like the FX05 in Mexico. Then you'd maintain the tradition of having similar evolutions of gun made simultaneously with Germany by associated or the same engineers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The CETME E and L deserved better, as did ASTRA and STAR.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Spain gutted its MIC and domestic production just so it could join the EU. Kind of sad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have used both the Cetme L and G36. Cetme L was brilliant on paper, in fact, the first hundreds manufactured still work properly up today, but as happened with the ameli LMG and the Sniper version of the m43, the latter productions were manufactured with shittier materials.
        The cetme L is a good sporting rifle and has good ergonomics for what it is, but is an annoying military weapon prone to failures and maintenance is a fricking pain in the arse.
        The G36 is decent: reliable, easy to maintain, accurate for an mass-produced assault rifle...it was a surprise. It has a couple of quirks, but man, that jerry boy never failed me.

        https://i.imgur.com/HDtlGXK.jpg

        I miss it

        Lol, that was my unit. The captain was...an interesting person, a "captain America"...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          One of my old platoon leaders would do “Primavera” as a running cadence haha

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Man, I have singed that song like a hundred times, maybe more than "A la derecha va el Tercio". There was another one, the lyric was something like "...anguila que fuma debajo del mar..." it was something ridiculous and also funny.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >ameli LMG
          Did you ever use it? It looks pretty cool from the videos

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I could have made service with one, but I only shooted the mg42 and the m2 as machine gunner. Saw two ameli, one in a museum, the other taking dust in an armory. Everybody wanted to exhange their mg42 or MG4 because the ameli's weigh is the half.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Shame that the PSOE fricked CETME

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The Cold War era Spanish army looked cool

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I usually jerk off exclusively to commie kit but that stuff is aesthetic as hell

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Some of these photos are for advertisement purpose. Still cool tho.
                >t. I did the same, but with woodland camo instead of olive drab. TOAs (M113) from behind are probably even the same we used.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Woodland + Stahlhelm is very cool

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/JgxjCSo.jpg

                Woodland + Stahlhelm is very cool

                Chile still uses stahlhelms. They use them for ceremonial duties and actually developed a composite version in the 90s but they're only used in reserve units because army officers complained their shape makes them hard to use prone.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >shape makes them hard to use prone
                It also makes it incredibly easy to break your neck from behind. British commandos were taught to push that massive neck flap forward, while pulling the head back with the other hand.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is it just a mini mg42?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is more like a Cetme-L on steroids (it uses a rolling-block mechanism), but yes, the cannon and other parts were inspired by the mg42.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, forget about rolling-block, I meant roller-delayed blowback.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    seethe over Gibraltar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fall out of a balcony Nigel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why do the germans dig holes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.quora.com/Why-are-Germans-associated-with-digging-holes-on-beaches
          It's some German autism thing, they do it a lot here for some reason.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I love digging holes, especially on beaches. Ever since I was like 5. One time I dog a vietcong tunnel from the backyard, under the house and came out by the driveway.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In order to impress a German qt, it's a way of showing ORDUNG, its genetic autism.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >In order to impress a German qt
            Much like working out, digging holes on the beach only attracts other men.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Naturally, a man must learn to defend his hole.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hehe

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They have a genetic need to claim living space. Whether it's Prussian militarism or modern passive-aggression, they must slowly push others aside to claim more space.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why do the Spanish have such abusive police?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We don't, you're just more aware of police abuse. Because a Spaniards' no1 right and hobby is b***hing about how poorly things are run.

          No seriously try to look up examples of Police Abuse recorded for each EU country. For Spain you'll find 3, all of which were from 2012, and none of which had lethal consequences.

          Meanwhile France and Germany have much more violent encounters every other year and nobody bats an eye. Hell this very year Macron sent his riot brutes to beat the shit out of people multiple times, and they exercised way, way less restrain than anything you'd see in Spain, and you won't find anyone claiming that was wrong.

          Take it from a left wing Spaniard who has been on the receiving end of a police charge during the period of peak instability that was Rajoi's tenure. After seeing how shit is run outside of Spain, I have noticed one key trend:

          Everyone is 100 times more aware of the reported issues in Spain than the actual issues in their own countries. Sure, Spain is far from perfect, by a very long margin. But most of what we're criticized for by foreigners is shit that happens far worse in their countries. Shit, just look at the Jan 6th protests, multiple people were shot at with actual guns there. You won't see that shit here, but the "Land of the Free" sure will.

          And I have come to realize this is because us Spaniards are indeed hypersensitive and mouthy as frick. We will b***h about every minute issue we have, and I for one see this as a positive. You can't fix shit if you don't admit it's wrong and our police needs reform in many aspects. But my god if our police did even half the shit I've seen other EU police forces do, we'd have started talking about having a boogaloo! It seems your average Spaniard doesn't realize grass ain't greener on the other side, and your average foreigner comes out thinking if we b***h this much we must have some real issues. We don't, we just like b***hing a lot.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Every Catalan dog deserves its beating

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Going to be in Cadiz and Barcelona and pmi soon. What should I do there?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Barcelona I have no clue as I've never been to Catalonia, but from what I heard rule 1 is protect your pockets. Lots of romanian gypsies there. And other criminals. But really mostly romanian gypsies.

              As for Cadiz. It depends on what you like and how far you're willing to go I guess. It has a ton of stuff. The Pueblos Blancos are a favourite of mine but that's if you like historic stuff and walks through rural areas. The beach is pretty good, do beware the tides, as in the fact there is one unlike in the med. Quick tip, if you put your stuff on wet sand, well, it got wet because the sealine reaches that point, and it will do it again in a few hours, so don't leave it there if you won't be close to move.

              Also Cadiz capital has a LOT of historic stuff that's just kino. Sadly not all is open to the public (the civil war and explosion de las minas did a number on some of them so they need heavy repairs, plus the phoenician dig of casa del cura is just in need of repairs due to shitty mayors) but, say, la cueva del pajaro azul, the cathedrals (both), the beaterio, puerta tierra, santa catalina, it has a lot of good places to go. Really if you wanna go visit all churches the whole damn province has a lot of good places, and a good amount of castles too. Plus if you call beforehand Navantia has a nice tour of the old docks. There's a lot of tours in general if you wanna learn a lot of fun history.

              On the nature side Doñana is also nearby (most of it is in Huelva but it reaches Cadiz Province) plus the Serranía has a ton of nature trails so that's a must if you like trees. Oh and I HAVE to recommend the catas. Wine tasting. There's a LOT of Bodegas (that's winemaker in Spain) which offer some really great tasting sessions where they also give a little tour and show how it is made and the history and stuff. Best way to get hammered, ever. And wait for pt 2 because I ran out of characters.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Lots of romanian gypsies there. And other criminals.
                no te olvides de los subhumanos marroquies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                True in general but Romanians and Moroccans usually hate each other. From what I heard Moroccans congregate a lot on northern catalonia, but Barcelona is Romanian territory. Which may actually be for the better. Romanian gypsies are thiefs, Moroccans are actually dangerous.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Catalonia is such a shithole

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He has to avoid El Raval, even La mina is less problematic, lots of moros there stealing and shanking. Of course it doesn't reach usa city levels of bad be a long shot, but if he will be shanked, its there.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Here we see someone exemplifying what

                We don't, you're just more aware of police abuse. Because a Spaniards' no1 right and hobby is b***hing about how poorly things are run.

                No seriously try to look up examples of Police Abuse recorded for each EU country. For Spain you'll find 3, all of which were from 2012, and none of which had lethal consequences.

                Meanwhile France and Germany have much more violent encounters every other year and nobody bats an eye. Hell this very year Macron sent his riot brutes to beat the shit out of people multiple times, and they exercised way, way less restrain than anything you'd see in Spain, and you won't find anyone claiming that was wrong.

                Take it from a left wing Spaniard who has been on the receiving end of a police charge during the period of peak instability that was Rajoi's tenure. After seeing how shit is run outside of Spain, I have noticed one key trend:

                Everyone is 100 times more aware of the reported issues in Spain than the actual issues in their own countries. Sure, Spain is far from perfect, by a very long margin. But most of what we're criticized for by foreigners is shit that happens far worse in their countries. Shit, just look at the Jan 6th protests, multiple people were shot at with actual guns there. You won't see that shit here, but the "Land of the Free" sure will.

                And I have come to realize this is because us Spaniards are indeed hypersensitive and mouthy as frick. We will b***h about every minute issue we have, and I for one see this as a positive. You can't fix shit if you don't admit it's wrong and our police needs reform in many aspects. But my god if our police did even half the shit I've seen other EU police forces do, we'd have started talking about having a boogaloo! It seems your average Spaniard doesn't realize grass ain't greener on the other side, and your average foreigner comes out thinking if we b***h this much we must have some real issues. We don't, we just like b***hing a lot.

                mentioned of Spaniards being maybe too vociferous if compared with the outside.

                Here's the crime stats for europe: https://www.numbeo.com/crime/region_rankings_current.jsp?region=150
                As you can see, Spain looks pretty damn safe. Indeed it is near the bottom of EU crime stats every year consistently. Even during the 2012 debacle times it was pretty damn safe. And by USA levels it might as well have no crime.

                Still we see Barcelona ranks the 2nd highest spanish city after Bilbao temporarily outranked it due to a recent wave. If you look at prior years you will see indeed Barcelona regularly is on the top 2 while Bilbao has peaks and Madrid is on 2nd or 3rd place usually, sometimes getting into 4th if Seville decides to take 3rd. Either way as the linked map from 2021 shows, yeah, this is why Spaniards are extremely mad about Catalonia's horrendous (by their metric) crime statistics and the moors than bring them.

                And more power to them! You should fight to be as safe as possible. But you put Catalonia's "horrendous" 50 point crime stats next to UK's average on the 60s to 70s... And suddently it doesn't look that bad. And you compare it to USA and might get a hearty chuckle at the idea it's anything to worry about.

                Either way, lessons to learn. Catalonia is shit by Spanish standards. But Spanish standards are damn high. So don't take it too seriously when you see Spaniards at each other throats. That's just part of their culture.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Giving Catalonia autonomy was the biggest mistake, decentralization was a terrible idea, just so they can larp with their invented language 200 years ago

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                As somebody from Barcelona, note that the "high" crime rates are actually a thing only in touristic areas like Barcelona or Girona, which also have an inmigration problem.
                Once you get out of the tourist traps and the city centers, you can pretty much walk alone at any time of the night without fear in almost all neighbourhoods (except gypsy ones, of course). In fact, Barcelona was much more gritty and actually violent decades ago. Until the 80-90s street fights were common at night between small teenager gangs or skinheads vs. metalheads, which are unheard of today.
                The city became disneyfied for tourists since the 1992 olympic games, and areas that were third world shitholes in the 80s are gentrified with very high standards of living and excellent services.
                All the current culture wars propaganda about "15min cities" are hilarious to me when most of Barcelona is already pretty much like that since forever, and people do whatever the frick they want, getting out of the city on weekends out of boredom to see other places and break the monotony.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              pt 2:
              On the restaurant side you got Aponiente if you want the POSHEST michelin star stuff, plus I loved the degustation menu from Tempus Fugit, if you wanna get hammered on really expensive wine as for it to be with "maridaje" which means 1 glass of wine per dish. Oh and as with the rest of Spain they make Rutas de la Tapa if you wanna just get cheap appetizers and beers with friends.

              I forgot to mention when it comes to beaches I was referencing the Playa la Victoria, not La Caleta, La Caleta is fine if you wanna see the people and all that but it's certainly not the same. Also, if you like sea stuff, the club nautico El Cano has nice courses and you can find a lot of boats on Sancti Petri, which can also take you to an old fort that's fun to explore.

              If you know enough spanish there's also the Carnaval Chico, basically the groups that celebrate Carnaval all year long, they're fun for a bit but if you don't know spanish or don't know enough about spanish culture to get the references it won't be for you. And of course there's all the military stuff! Cadiz is where you'll find most historic stuff about the Spanish Navy, the two were tied since pretty much forever until the attempts to centralize by first the Bourbons and later Franco, and its only till the second that it fell out of relevance, though even then with Navantia's presence there it's questionable wether or not it truly is all that irrelevant. Either way, lots of museums, you can even see their mausoleum which is a great place to go for a tour, and the observatory is also pretty cool to see.

              Oh and do try to avoid Campo de Gibraltar right now, the region around Gibraltar, on the eastern side of the province. There's been a spike in criminality and yet another british petrol ship polluted the area, which combined with Gibraltar's messy Brexit negotiations is causing instability. Not a good place to visit them. Specially if you don't know Spanish.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              OH also a pt 3 with warnings I forgot.

              1-DON'T JUMP OFF A BALCONY. You'd think that should go without saying, but... Apparently not!

              2-There's this plaza called Plaza de las Flores, where you see the statue of Columela. That's Gypsy Central, great tourist spot, good food, great views, lots of tourists and that's precisely why pickpockets love it. So when in there be aware. Barcelona may have the highest pickpocket rate in Spain by far, but during tourist season every city has at least 1 plaza like that, Cadiz got the 1.

              3-To get to San Sebastian there's this beautiful bridge over the sea, and during high tide, specially when its dark, you may think of taking a bath there. DO NOT. Every fricking year we have at least 1 brit or frenchman that jumps in. THAT IS A REEF. WHEN LOW TIDE COMES IN IT IS UNCOVERED AND EVERYTHING, THERE'S LIKE 20CM OF WATER THERE TOPS, YOU WILL DIE.

              I swear I personally stopped 1 idiot myself, hell last year the mayor just decided to change the old sign for a bright yellow one, and yet 1 frenchman still jumped. Look if you jump you're not taking a risk, ok, it's not like on those places where you can jump but there's some rocks here and there making it dangerous THE PLACE IS FRICKING FLAT IT IS GUARANTEED YOU WILL HIT THE REEF. We don't need more dunces splitting their heads there, please.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like any military at home, rape female personnel.

      I can't believe he paraded is wiener around town like that. What is the Guardia Civil doing?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >female personnel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          haha imagine her crushing you

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most of them join the army because there are no other jobs. I would asume thqt makes a difference in performance. Like all those germans trying to quit when the ukranian war started.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of them join the army because there are no other jobs
      Not really true, most of the guys who entered the academy in 2017 did it because of the Catalans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I know some and it is just a job.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I know some and it is just a job.

        If there were jobs or they could emigrate like STEMcels do they wouldn't spend so much time watching tv and worrying about stupid shit like that

        >What do they do?
        Check my trip

        Did you forget your trips on your other tacticool jacket, anon?

        • 1 year ago
          Lubeanon

          >Did you forget your trips on your other tacticool jacket, anon?
          i forget so much I cant even remember when I had fun the last time

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Time to add this site to the blocking extension and go have some fun then, anon. Life isn't short, but time is precious
            Also, check this 5.

            • 1 year ago
              Lubeanon

              its fine, yesterday I rekt the leading rust protection product at the 1st try while using wrong chemcals. That is fun tbh if I remember im crazy. Blocking /k/ would kill me, whatever I do is related to labwork, gun oils, rust, chemistry or /k/ so its pretty much my life when I exclude a nice anime before bedtime IMAO. Not a weeb but real movies and TV turned out woke which is enemy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You have a ton of movies, shows and literature to pick from. Try also to do some outdoor activities, even if it's just walking around the city a bit.
                It can do wonders.
                I'm logging off. Remember to do that too! Nite nites

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Spanish Military
    >ALLLAH AKBAR
    >WHY DO YOU ABLINO CRAKERS NOT TAN IN THE SUN UNDER 30MINS???
    >FUKIN RACISTS

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the gayest military uniform currently in use?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gachimuchi army.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >TO THE CLIFFS!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are anglos really intimidated by an open collar shirt, I guess that's what happens when you have no machismo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >That pic

        O dios he visto el paraiso!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sexo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think it has to do with art, we have sold the idea of the blue eyed blondie being supposed to be something non terrestrial, meanwhile the woman of dark hair and eyes is a creature of Mother Earth, a witch of fertility and carnal celebration.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The correct image to represent the Spanish military
        Verification not required

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lose to SAUNDERS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stop it anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Booba

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Swan around like a bunch of homosexuals.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Monday
    PT (calisthenics), then eat mud in full gear
    >Tuesday
    PT (7-10 miles run and 30 push ups right after), then eat mud in full gear
    >Wednesday
    PT (moar calisthenics, maybe bodylifting), then eat mud in full gear
    >Thursday
    PT(running again 7-10 miles), then eat mud in full gear
    >Friday
    Couple hours practising military parades, cleaning tons and tons of shit in the HQ, weapon maintenance, If we were lucky, vehicle maintenance(vehicle working = less mud to eat). If you did not fricked up anything, you could go to your home to spend the whole weekend before coming back to suffer for your country.
    >t. served in Light Infantry, Todo por la Patria

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no battle drills?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think eating mud entails?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but are quite variable to explain. All of them ended in getting shitted and tired. Mainly urban combat (cleaning some houses and streets) or conventional combat where we would run some hills taking cover. The most annoying were those made in San Gregorio training field, 10 days or more sleeping in the mud no hot water, no electricity, no time for having a break, all the time doing exercises.
        Once in a month at least some rucking between 15-20 miles at the mountains, those were cool ngl.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Estoy en la última fase de la Academia General Militar. Acabo de empezar la escuela de infantería. ojalá me vaya a Almogávares. Algún consejo para un alférez?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Trata bien a tus soldados, cabos y sargentos (especialmente a los cabos y sargentos). En algunas unidades sólo te pedirán que cumplas con los protocolos de saludo tratando a los subalternos, en otras se esperará que seas elitista y los trates como carne de cañón. Esto no es la mili de hace 25 años, aquí la gente se ha apuntado voluntariamente porque es o el único empleo fiable que han pillado o porque realmente quieren dar todo por su nación; en ambos casos quieren intentar mantener su puesto y van a esforzarse siempre que les des medios y conocimientos. Tratarlos de carnaza te va a dar mala imágen y menos facilidades. El resto es empollar (sobretodo radios y cartografía) y mantener buen físico(nada de drogas salvo que quieras quedar en ridículo tras la prueba de meada), como teniente de infantería te va a tocar chupar mucho campo.

        >Todo por la Patria
        please beat up the catalans more next time
        t - Flemish seperatist that just hates those annoying catalan fricks
        Ona, Grande y Libre!

        Independentism in Catalonia is just a politic trick. There are people who really support independentism due how stupid is the central goverment, but the main catalonian politics just use it as a leverage tool for gain favors from central goverment and propaganda. Catalonia is too dependant from Spain and EU. There will be no tanks in Barcelona's Diagonal. Independance is a remote possibility, a State like Texas has more probabilities.
        >Ona, Grande, Libre
        Kek, lo que tiene vivir a la sombra de una dictadura viejuna...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gracias por el consejo, a veces me gustaría ir a la ruta de la guardia civil pero creo que me gustará después de Toledo.
          > lo que tiene vivir a la sombra de una dictadura viejuna
          Diría que el franquismo es mejor que el chiste que tenemos ahora

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nada te impide seguir opositando a GC por dentro del ejército, incluso te reservan plaza si tienes cinco años de servicio. Seguramente ya lo sepas, pero si no has hecho ejercicios en el campo de maniobra de Alijares, pilla repelente de insectos, uno con mínimo 20% Deet. Se acerca buen tiempo y con ello garrapatas a patadas...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nuke Barcelona btw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Todo por la Patria
      please beat up the catalans more next time
      t - Flemish seperatist that just hates those annoying catalan fricks
      Ona, Grande y Libre!

  15. 1 year ago
    Lubeanon

    >What do they do?
    Check my trip

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They make my quivering boipucci moist

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP image is just the Spanish Legion, they have been using the same style parade uniform since the Spanish Civil War

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how come the spanish legion all look like a tom of finland drawing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hispanic macho culture, Eastern Euros have the same thing

      https://i.imgur.com/RNgDrs8.jpg

      My brother in Christ, have you seen the Russian VDV? The only thing straight is the lines on their shirts. Right out of the Village People.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because their name is incomplete. Originally they were the AFRICA legion. Look at any european army in africa and you'll see they were certainly more open than average. Hell the Italians wore shorts and it wasn't uncommon to see germans just straight up shirtless, specially artillery operators.

      But then the civil war happened and they went from the Africa Legion to THE Legion by winning. And the uniform just stuck for historical reasons.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They were based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >-1944
        why didn't they continue until 45? too pussy?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the allies made it very clear that if they didn't pull back the Azul division they would consider the Spanish to be part of the axis.
          Considering the allies bordered Spanish marroco, controlled the med and Spain was still in shambles after the civil war. They didn't fancy getting invaded and even for the germans having uninterupted access to Spanish resources was worth more than one under strenght division

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      An execution by firing squad was fairly merciful considering what the leftists in the Spanish Civil War had been doing

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the Spanish Civil War thread

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They prance around and larp as soldiers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do that

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chin Inspection Day!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, unitonically true. Either thick lushfull beards or polished as marble jaws.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll never forgive the Spanish for raping an entire continental culture into existence

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss it

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is some Tom of Finland shit right here. Not saying that's a bad thing.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh no sisters....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least they are proud of their roots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is anyone surprised by this? Putting your life on the line for other people is a pretty extreme thing to do, so naturally it attracts extremists.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao. Leaving aside all the other autism concentrated in that article. La Legión doesn't deploy for Covid operations. That was the UME, whose job it is to deploy for emergencies like natural disasters, pandemics, etc. Hell, UME isn't even part of the land army they're classified on the 4th branch along the Royal Guard and musics, they don't even have the same commands outside of the very top (aka the king, nominally, and defense ministry.)

      La Legión is a mostly ceremonial segment of the army. Sending them after Covid would be completely ridiculous.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No. UME got the spotlight, but most other units that weren't involved in deployments abroad or critical tasks were devoted overnight to cleaning, patrolling and checkpoints.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are they the only army in Western Europe that does religious stuff? https://youtu.be/8XULTHbK5z8

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gib Spanish gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not a real Spaniard. She's a quarter Mexican

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's latinx, not a Spaniard.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you kidding? Is there anything they don't do?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m surprised about the amount of fan art the japs have of the legion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you REALLY surprised the japs thirst over a military uniform that gives them an excuse to have the characters wearing a massive neckline, and is Spanish to boot? Come on now. It's the japs. They're all a bunch of degenerates. Of course they make Legión doujins.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hilarious, because Millán-Astray, the founder of the Spanish Legion, was a jap fan that loved the early Bushido stuff that reached europe, and mixed it with catholic dogma to create the credo of the Spanish Legion (basically a death cult)
      He publised in 1941 a translation to spanish of Inazo Nitobe's Bushido: the Soul of Japan (1905), although it's said to be a ghost translation from the french version.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Being based and inflicting massive casualties on communists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >massive casualties on communists
      Are they really still fascist? I thought that was just a case of "everyone more right wing than me is fascist" from journos.

      Are you REALLY surprised the japs thirst over a military uniform that gives them an excuse to have the characters wearing a massive neckline, and is Spanish to boot? Come on now. It's the japs. They're all a bunch of degenerates. Of course they make Legión doujins.

      This. Asians are nearly always breast men, just like blacks are into ass. It's only really whites who debate the question. Their own women have extremely flat chests, so even slightly bulging booba gets them going.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, we aren't fascist. However, the military here is very right wing and elements/traditions from the Franco period still exists of course. When Franco died and Spain became a democracy in the 1980s everything from the previous regime carried on so of course we are going to appear more right wing then other armies.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, being fascist in XXI century Spain is like the equivalent of being Elbert Fudd or a russian Vatnik. The problem is the confusion of being a patriot = being a fascist, fallacy that many ignorants believe, even in the military.

        No, we aren't fascist. However, the military here is very right wing and elements/traditions from the Franco period still exists of course. When Franco died and Spain became a democracy in the 1980s everything from the previous regime carried on so of course we are going to appear more right wing then other armies.

        Also this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >The problem is the confusion of being a patriot = being a fascist
          many such cases for morons

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >or a russian Vatnik
          almost all russians are vatniks.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they train to kill british people in the gibraltar strait

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They stand around looking FABULOUS!

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same shit any other legion does..but more gay.

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