Somaliland suffers a major defeat from Somali militia forces
>3 tanks captured and 1 scrapped for repairs leaving 2 functional
>1 Zu 23 (Zuug)
>1 APC
>1 Teknical
Multiple POWs and their weapons,
Somaliland suffers a major defeat from Somali militia forces
https://twitter.com/kooshinnnn/status/1694929615788159447
Somaliland soilder that was abandoned by his troops
>picrel is captured APC
Two things are worth mentioning from this. First, the fact that 3 tanks, an APC, a toyota and an AAA gun being lost is considered "major". This really brings home how much of a nothingburger this conflict is. It's more of a small skirmish than any sort of war.
2nd, is the fact they painted their vehicles black. Holy freaking heatstroke. The abrams is painted a light color specifically because it stops the tank from getting too hot in the desert sunlight. Never take a black vehicle to a desert.
I think its just lack of paint of vehicle remember that Somalia is under a arms embargo for past 30 yrs
>arms embargo
They can simply use house paint or something like that.
Who knows why They didn’t
Is that a woman?? Somalia is more progressive that what i thought.
Women can go out and about in Somalia cause theres something called fgm that’s like sealed lids for drinks . So if it’s loose or punctured you will know if she’s used goods while in arab countries they hide them from men constantly due to fear of pre marital sex
God that's grim.
And those are quads.
Are you talking about the hymen?
In Somali culture we cut clit and sew the hymen and let a small hole for women to pee. When she gets married the husband has the honor of breaking the hymen and is assured he’s marrying a virgin
You fuckers cut the labia off and sew the vag shut, that's an entirely different ballpark of genital mutilation. Fuckers.
And in west 60% of young males are incels . How is that women empowerment going for you anon .
Hymen isn’t always a good way to assure virginity due to it breaking from simply riding a bike.
Young guys not having sex is because of rampant porn addiction, not because women are bitches. It's easy to fuck a woman, but many men are too used to super beautiful pornstars to find regular women appealing.
that's a lie. Dating apps make it extremely easy for women to find dick but it's impossible for 90% of guys to find any girls.
That's a lie. If a man is willing to lower his standards, he will get pussy. The problem is nobody wants to fuck fat chicks and pig faces if they grew up jerking off to 10/10 women.
I have 2 likes on dating apps after around 4 months. I'm young, in shape, have loads of hobbies, and a well paying job. The dating scene is extremely in womens favor. They can do nothing, have no job, car, no hobbies, and look like shit but yet still find someone to date.
R u attractive?
If u wish to know try ask for a face rating
Yes I've been called pretty attractive before and I've had girlfriends before. I was just out of the dating game for a while so trying to find a date now is extremely depressing. They're almost all shallow with the personality of a wet napkin.
What's the problem? You got 2 likes. Were those women not good enough for you?
There were both obese women. One was black and the other was Hispanic. I only like white women and I want white kids
You assume they will reply at all.
Have your sister or a female friend make your profile. You are at a fundamental level doing something wrong. Delete it and start over so you get thrown back at the top of the pile.
I'll try that. I just want someone to love and that we could do fun stuff together.
kys gay
Terrible idea, women don't have any experience attracting women. Find a man who has dating app success and get his advice. Did you just come out of a time warp from 1992?
Sounds like you been hit with the ugly stick to much
For me, it's Tata.
I was able to get dick on dating apps just as easy as a woman could, what's the problem??
In medieval Europe, it was customary for a newly married couple to have sex on white sheets and then the sheets would be hung up the next day. The act of breaking the hymen would cause the woman to bleed and stain the sheets.
I don't sewing the vagina up is necessary to prove a woman's virginity. The woman will bleed either way if her hymen is intact during sex.
I get that noone wants to marry a slut, but I can’t imagine fucking a scarred up wound hole is particularly a fun time. What a vibrant culture
U like roast beef and disease ridden vagina if so that’s up to you but I prefer my potential mate to have some sort of reassurance she is a pure virgin . Plus why do women need to enjoy sex
I am not quite sure how to argue with an emaciated bronze age peasant, I’m sorry
So what's stopping them from having lots sex out of wedlock, then just getting stitched back up the day before the wedding?
Local witch doctor would never betray Jamal like dat
They cut the clit so they have little to no desire for sex plus re-stitching is painful so why go through so much for that when sex isn’t even good 🙂
I know this is probably just a LARP but jesus christ, all that because you’re scared of one of the other unga bunga men giving a girl an orgasm.I think I am going to become both a feminist and a racist now
I’m trolling but it happens lol
>they painted their vehicles black
Somaliland Fiats are green.
>Never take a black vehicle to a desert
But then how are they going to cook and eat the enemy combatants? The furnace has a dual purpose.
do bros have colored sleeve like in ukraine?
All artillery positions have been captured in laascanood
https://twitter.com/boocame22/status/1694966198830506400
Wait a second, isn't somalia supposed to be out gunned by Somaliland? Last time i check they are creating go fund me for artillery.
Idk what happened but I think they used wave attacks to overwhelm them . Somaliland suffered a significant defeat and tbh I expected somsli forces to lose lol
https://twitter.com/kingofsomaliaa/status/1694988935913451610
They pushed somaliland forces 34 Km from capital already
>tbh I expected somsli forces to lose lol
They're both Somali, so who are you talking about, the Somalians or Somalilanders?
>Somaliland lost several hundred soldiers over the last 2 days,
Sounds fake. Do you have pics of even several dozen, let alone hundreds?
>That's a real shame, there was a chance for a proper society to develop in the region
>Noooooooo I wanted to go to somaliland rip in peace 🙁
The fighting is just in the border regions, not heartland Somaliland. Foreigners visit Somaliland all the time, there's countless YouTuber vlogs on it.
Here are your idoor soilders
That's just from one village they were hunkered down in too. Videos circulating of truck loads of SL POWS on facebook, twitter. Most ran/surrendered.
Me and Boys are Resdy to raid somaliland
https://twitter.com/mythicalhorn/status/1695020014628118740?
We are gonna come to hargeisa soon wara
As long as you fuckers stay out of my country
Seethe and cope idoor
somaliland internet defense force anon has to get out of retirement now that somalis have discovered PrepHole
I usually post on PrepHole and x but I remember this asshole tryna lie about whole situation so im only doing what a man with any prude would do and stand up for his people
https://twitter.com/boocame22/status/1694992873995809260
Somaliland lost several hundred soldiers over the last 2 days, 2000 are apperently cut off in a base being starved out and shelled with mortars. The Somaliland project is over.
It’s a shock bro I didn’t expect it to happen so fast . Bay reason as to what changed
A clan/tribe fighting for it's historical territory will always have the morale advantage against a third world millitary. Considering that both sides have similar equipment that morale advantage becomes decisive. Most Somaliland soldiers ran when they realised what was going on.
Didn't Somalia also get a shipment of small arms from the US? I remember that being reported at one point, so at the very least that's something of an advantage over Somaliland.
It's over.
The UAE has been shipping in ammo and sort but that’s for central Somali govt fighting Islamist
Is that why the central government has been funneling all that ammo towards fighting Somaliland and Puntland separatists and none of it towards fighting Al Shabab?
Noooooooo I wanted to go to somaliland rip in peace 🙁
U do know rest of Somalia is democracy except for Deep South .
Yeah technically but it's much more dangerous my niggy
Somali tanks roll into more cities as Somaliland forces retreat
It's unironnically over, a breakaway nation state losing to a single Clan Militia has to be the most pathetic thing ever? Somaliland is going to lose 40% of it's territory at minimum. They've captured another T -55 this morning and have advanced a further 30km+, hundreds of POWS being liquidated off camera.
Bullshit.
Somali'memes ain't bad lol. RIP Somaliland. What could cause you to curl/twist up and die like that? A close blast wave?
Goes hard
That's a real shame, there was a chance for a proper society to develop in the region but instead the rabbid pirate apes will just human wave shit endlessly and snuff out what little humanity remained near them. I'll bet the Pizza Hut won't last long under these circumstances either.
Somaliland has called for unconditional ceasefire
>press conference soon
Also reports of internal conflicts within somaliland chain of command between fighting until the end or taking their losses
It's a precondition for the reconstitution of the Somalian state. ATMIS ends in 2024 and Somalia will either go the way of Afghanistan in 2021 or it'll use the war against Somaliland as a catalyst for state building and follow something like the Chinese model.
https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2023/8/25/whats-next-for-security-in-somalia-after-the-au-mission-ends
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-66587786
Quick rundown? Is somaliland going to be okay?
sadly no... pizzahut will fall...
Thry are losing lascaniod but neither army can do nore than tbat. They will live
Give it to me straight bros, what are Somaliland's prospects, assuming that foreign aid isn't forthcoming?
Only Mogadishu gets foreign aid most of Somalia barely gets anything . Also remember that Somalia is most corrupt country in world so take that into consideration.
a damn shame, looks like crab bucket mentality is about to end another budding democracy
It's over somalilandbros ...
Thousand of Somali militias forces are heading for next somaliland base where we might see resistance
https://twitter.com/mobakayle/status/1694992711877632244
This and the Ukrainian Zap offensive has really brightened up my day. Bad day to be an unrecognized breakaway state.
Somaliland General Faysal Botaan captured as Somali forces shrunk the surrounded pocket this morning. He's the guy with the broken nose 😀
>these guys are generals of Somali forces
Well, that escalated quickly.
10 NLAWs, and they could have fucked Somlia, ah well.
Stats
104 technicals
4 tanks,
7 beebe
1 BM21
30 Sikaawi
15 Dhashiike
7 Zu-23
3 e ZSU-37
Prisoners: 112
Injured: 45
Somalis are the only ethnic group in the world that will fight a war to avoid being dragged into civilization
The good news is that this means a cull of the lightbulbheads whoever wins
I think reason they win is due to Turkish trained troops
Somalia's actual military isn't even in the north, they're busy fighting el kebab despite what the somaliland shillers say.
Hey somalanon, not hating or anything but I remember you said you wouldn't make any more threads about the war due to fake news. Did something change?
I’m not that guy lol plus he stopped making threads when he saw that tides of war would inevitably not be in his favor . He hyped up somaliland so much but in end they lost
So, the side of liberty and democracy has lost to the side of tyranny and vagina sewers. How sad.
Somaliland and all of east Africa does this plus militia forces also are in favor of democracy but not with Somaliland
you know, for some reason i just don't believe the somalian claims about the outcome of this conflict. I'll wait for somaliland anon to post about it.
Somalilsbd has literally demilitarized itself by surrendering what little to none military hardware they had while fleeing .
Why doesn't the US protect Somaliland if they're so obsessed with muh democracy and being the worlds police. Is there nothing to gain strategically so they don't care?
Somaliland sits in Red Sea though
The AU would never tolerate a breakaway state like Somaliland and it's been an ideological sticking point since the days of the OAU only reinforced by pretty much every African state having genocided a minority at some point. Remember all the screaming tears they had about Omar al-Bashir and how the evil racist UN was only issuing arrests warrants for African leaders.
It's only hope would be in Taiwan grew some balls and intervened militarily for their non-state bro but that might risks gibs.
The African Union has more or less 'restored' the Somali state in the same way ISAF propped up Kabul. Rwanda and later Kenya in particular poured thousands of troops in when it looked like the Islamic State was going to make a foothold.
>tfw in the supposed 10% of alpha men
You're doing something wrong.
What App is this? I've been using Hinge and CMB but getting tired of the same old.
>taiwan intervene
>while a Chinese military base is right next door
lol, lmao even
>tfw in the supposed 10% of alpha men
You're doing something wrong.
You’ll never understand my pain
it's so over somalilandbros, we had a good run
Fug, what do you think will happen in 2024 when the AU mission leaves and the Somali national army can run wild?
AU mission?
Damn I was cheering for these guys and their Pizzia Hut. Can’t have shit in Somalia
Lot of military vehicles were captured by Somali militia forces
It’s a lot for a small poor country
Why are all these "captured" vehicles using Somali instead of 'lander paintjobs?
Damn, was rooting for somaliland here, hopefully the niger situation descends so we can get more african kino. Thank you as always somaliland anon.
Somsli forces might push deep into somaliland anon
>100 replies
>30 posters
So it's literally just one Somalian spamming then
I still can't believe those guys can speak english so well.
In the other thread he made he started using a VPN to make the poster count go up because it got pointed out in this one lmal
>So it's literally just one Somalian spamming then
Either from Stockholm or Minneapolis–Saint Paul.
I’m from Norway bro
Post your light bulb head skinny.
Why do Africans hate successful nationalist state projects like Somaliland and Biafra? Jealousy of others' success? The fact that you lot can never seem to succeed back home that you flee to rich Scandinavian nations as "migrants" instead?
Somaliland is as democratic as Russia plus not all of somaliland wants to secede
>Somaliland is as democratic as Russia
Russia is way more democratic than the whole of Africa, save for Ghana and South Africa. And I'm the usual pro-Ukraine demographic on PrepHole.
It’s mostly unionists vs secessionist op
You know, every so often I think "I guess thirdies aren't so bad. They're a lot like us in many respects." But then they say some shit that is so demented that it rapidly disabuses me of that notion.
>bro, chop up your daughter and sew her pussy shut so your future son-in-law gets the pleasure of torturing her by ripping her open. What's wrong? You want roast beef lol?
And u have 13 yr old girls cut their breast’s off u fag
So sonaliland did a surprise war and got thwer shit pushed in after the somalis remembered they were 3x larger?
Well, guess they found
Another military base has been taken over
https://twitter.com/somalia_arabic_/status/1695085121433727066