Somalia fakes UK Military intelligence and announces New gun

There really hasn't been any updates on the Somaliland conflict except these two silly moments
>Somalia fakes UK intelligence and UK office notes and sends them to Somaliland saying that they no longer support them
>Somalia unveils a new gun that's a copy of the PKM
>Puntland sent another convoy of troops to Somaliland
Also
>Somaliland now has pizza hut

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and coldstone creamery
      shit they are honorary americans now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's an oddly specific ice cream shop

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh here's the Puntland army
          https://twitter.com/LIXLE007/status/1632798225773088771?t=KwfwLWLDCIGdEaHUVOgx8w&s=19

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          pizza hut is a member of fast food franchise entente

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            We need them lads
            Also for others here's the fake letter somalia is sharing

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/J4n8TsL.jpg

              Not really lmao
              If you read the letters they use it's all in poor English

              This is actually very well done, I'm impressed. As someone else pointed out we've seen much more "advanced" countries try and pass off shittier forgeries.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Literally leagues above similar fakes made by Russians.

              Probably written by a Somali expat, but still, there was some actual effort involved.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        first they figure how to use artillery, now they're building pizza huts
        soon, they'll be invading their neighbors for oil

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The war is apparently about discovery of oil, so you could say that they're also doing that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        is that even a good thing? soon they'll be obese and diabetic just like em mutts. and the only thing worse than being obese and diabetic, is being obese and diabetic and black.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the obese mutts are actually black, check the fat-by-region maps it's wild.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that an actual pizza hut in Somaliland?
      It looks pretty nice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it is
        Tho Somaliland is a built up place with tacky buildings

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          glorious, cyberpunk future when

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Idk man

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's an ancap paradise

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Ancap paradise
            >Functioning state and government forms out of the anarchic shithole when people become sick of in turn becoming wildely successful over the anarchic shithole that makes up the rest of the country
            What DID they mean by this exactly?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They took inspiration from Tetris

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based Black folks not poisoned by post-modern meta-ironic design.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Somaliland are cleaner than any place in India, a supposed superpower

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Guess they lack designated shitting streets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Actually impressive.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually a really fancy pizza hut wtf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the somalilanders have already mastered Logistics
      it's over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly hope things get better for them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >choccy chip and PKM
      Nice

      Somali land is joining the middle eastern tradition of opening up American fast food chains. Prepare for obesity rates to skyrocket and a and an increase unsubstantial lifestyles of pollution and consumerism.
      Bot of a tongue and cheek but it’s nice to see Somaliland be a beacon in the night by building up a country and caring for prosperity.

      https://i.imgur.com/eOI5214.jpg

      We need them lads
      Also for others here's the fake letter somalia is sharing

      https://i.imgur.com/J4n8TsL.jpg

      Not really lmao
      If you read the letters they use it's all in poor English

      Russia has been doing the same thing by faking US and UK government documents, while shills and Russophile claim they’re the real deal despite obvious grammar and spelling mistakes.

      Like the weapons of mass destruction the lying scumbags said were in Iraq, you mean?

      They were real, I hid them in normal weapon stockpiles while MI6 and CIA were left scratching there heads.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God bless somaliland

      This is what the somalis want to tank away from them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely based, especially for a country that has been in a state a feudal anarchy for a generation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God bless American profiteering even in times of civil war

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        global franchises are going to earn their sovereignty soon enough

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Pepsi Navy
          >Chik-fil-A Air Force
          >Dave and Buster's Army

          Who would be the Marines?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Elmer's, obviously

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Somalia fakes UK intelligence and UK office notes and sends them to Somaliland saying that they no longer support them
    clever girl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not really lmao
      If you read the letters they use it's all in poor English

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        do the somalilanders speak better english than the somalians?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Probably, Somaliland seems like an all-around more advanced variant of the rest of Somalia.

          They even have WW2 artillery, a weapon beyond the comprehension of their neighbours.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Somalilands pretty well maintained and built
            Here's their captial
            Reminder
            99% of it was destroyed 30 years ago

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >dirt road
              >asphalt
              >dirt
              >asphalt
              >dirt

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just remember what it used to look like in 1991

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the entire country was in 144p?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it was alot poorer back then, couldnt afford the pixels.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Now compare it to mogadishu

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Makes sense tbh, the long straight sways are paved, the high wear and lower speed intersections dirt.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yup

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They’d guys are in serious need of public transport and civil planners. That’s a shit load of cars in a small area.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Let them overcome their existential threats before attempting to ~~*civilize*~~ them

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They vill get proper traffic and pedestrian infrastructure and they vill eat ze bugs

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They are right to be proud of doing something so normal as building concrete bridges. They're in a horrendously poor region crippled by war and a poor climate for stationary living, it's impressive when they do it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This is genuinely impressive for them. They need the experience and equipment.

                Now they just need to do it four hundred more times, and not frick any of them up.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Being as though Somaliland was a British colony, and has inherited better infrastructure (along with better colonial overlords and decolonisation) then one would presume that to be the case

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes Somaliland is basically the functioning part of the country that pretty much avoided all the islamist warlords and piracy that plagued the rest of Somalia. Its also the formerly British part while Somalia was formerly Italian. Once again shitalians cant into colonialism.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/eOI5214.jpg

        We need them lads
        Also for others here's the fake letter somalia is sharing

        News for you lad, that's actually quite good English, I was both shocked at how good it is, and impressed. Much better than the shill & spambot posters we get here. Yeah, there are a couple of minor mistakes, and one or two odd choices in vocabulary, but those could be passed off in Britain (and pretty much any English-speaking country) as authentic. I've seen worse mistakes in real, official government documents. For these letters, most people who noticed those mistakes would brush it off as normal for generic, largely everyday memoranda that get sent by the truckload everywhere.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PKMs are pretty cheap like $2k to $3k each but can be tricky to get your hands on in the USA though without importing or buying bulk or building from parts

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's like someone gave a country (now with extra countries) to a bunch of middle-schoolers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The recents events made me incredibly racists.
      The way I see these people, or indians, behave makes me think colonizers were on something when they thought they are essentially children.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you can't speak German or Japanese but you think someone is less than human because English is their second language

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This has nothing to do with the use of language, but with the approach to events, the cargo cult mentality, the media and social media produced, and so on.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he's not thinking they're morons because of their poor english. he thinks they're morons because they're doing shit like faking letters from the british government (with terrible english to boot.)

          >you can't speak German
          genug um meine fickbesuch videos zu verstehen.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dude the English in the letters is fine.
            The English in

            The recents events made me incredibly racists.
            The way I see these people, or indians, behave makes me think colonizers were on something when they thought they are essentially children.

            's posts less so.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The recents events made me incredibly racists.
        by "recent events" you are, of course, referring to the roman expeditions into numidia?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The recents events made me incredibly racists.
        Seeing the absolute Black folkcreeching Somalia engages into, I find it completely unsurprising.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        anon, question whether you are judging them by race or by culture and behavior?
        is it really racist to judge by the former two?
        what, if anything, is wrong about judging by these things?
        but continuing to call it racism is funnier in an odd way.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fakes UK intelligence
    So, a fake of a fake?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, remember how the UK was saying last year around February that Russia was going to invade Ukraine? Lol, what bunch of dopes!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Like the weapons of mass destruction the lying scumbags said were in Iraq, you mean?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Are you implying that iraq didn't have WMDs? Because they did, but they were mainly chemical weapons. It didn't help that iraq was being vague about the accusations made against them.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is pretty ice cold to refer to an LMG as a rosary like you are using the belt of bullets as prayer beads in the heart of battle, but badassery aside hope there is peace in Somalia soon.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Somaliland can't compete with our cutting edge intelligence tech, we have a teletype.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Superpower by 2040

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isaaqs yous smelly and dumb se don't like you no more.
    Signed: British Guy.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Somalia unveils a new gun that's a copy of the PKM
    Picture isn't even from Somalia though. It's some Iraqi with a Bulgarian PK variant (MG-1M)
    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:PKM_Machine_Gun_Iraq.jpg

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >blaming britain
    This is how you know the whole mess is stirred up by Russia

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So, according to mass media who are the good guys in this?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In their defense, if you are going to copy a GPMG, you could do far, far worse than a PK/PKM.

    They are really a fine piece of work.

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