There really hasn't been any updates on the Somaliland conflict except these two silly moments
>Somalia fakes UK intelligence and UK office notes and sends them to Somaliland saying that they no longer support them
>Somalia unveils a new gun that's a copy of the PKM
>Puntland sent another convoy of troops to Somaliland
Also
>Somaliland now has pizza hut
>and coldstone creamery
shit they are honorary americans now
That's an oddly specific ice cream shop
Oh here's the Puntland army
https://twitter.com/LIXLE007/status/1632798225773088771?t=KwfwLWLDCIGdEaHUVOgx8w&s=19
pizza hut is a member of fast food franchise entente
We need them lads
Also for others here's the fake letter somalia is sharing
This is actually very well done, I'm impressed. As someone else pointed out we've seen much more "advanced" countries try and pass off shittier forgeries.
Literally leagues above similar fakes made by Russians.
Probably written by a Somali expat, but still, there was some actual effort involved.
first they figure how to use artillery, now they're building pizza huts
soon, they'll be invading their neighbors for oil
The war is apparently about discovery of oil, so you could say that they're also doing that
is that even a good thing? soon they'll be obese and diabetic just like em mutts. and the only thing worse than being obese and diabetic, is being obese and diabetic and black.
Most of the obese mutts are actually black, check the fat-by-region maps it's wild.
Is that an actual pizza hut in Somaliland?
It looks pretty nice.
Yeah it is
Tho Somaliland is a built up place with tacky buildings
glorious, cyberpunk future when
Idk man
it's an ancap paradise
>Ancap paradise
>Functioning state and government forms out of the anarchic shithole when people become sick of in turn becoming wildely successful over the anarchic shithole that makes up the rest of the country
What DID they mean by this exactly?
They took inspiration from Tetris
Based Black folks not poisoned by post-modern meta-ironic design.
>tfw Somaliland are cleaner than any place in India, a supposed superpower
Guess they lack designated shitting streets
Actually impressive.
It's actually a really fancy pizza hut wtf
the somalilanders have already mastered Logistics
it's over
I honestly hope things get better for them.
>choccy chip and PKM
Nice
Somali land is joining the middle eastern tradition of opening up American fast food chains. Prepare for obesity rates to skyrocket and a and an increase unsubstantial lifestyles of pollution and consumerism.
Bot of a tongue and cheek but it’s nice to see Somaliland be a beacon in the night by building up a country and caring for prosperity.
Russia has been doing the same thing by faking US and UK government documents, while shills and Russophile claim they’re the real deal despite obvious grammar and spelling mistakes.
They were real, I hid them in normal weapon stockpiles while MI6 and CIA were left scratching there heads.
God bless somaliland
This is what the somalis want to tank away from them
absolutely based, especially for a country that has been in a state a feudal anarchy for a generation
God bless American profiteering even in times of civil war
global franchises are going to earn their sovereignty soon enough
>Pepsi Navy
>Chik-fil-A Air Force
>Dave and Buster's Army
Who would be the Marines?
Elmer's, obviously
>Somalia fakes UK intelligence and UK office notes and sends them to Somaliland saying that they no longer support them
clever girl
Not really lmao
If you read the letters they use it's all in poor English
do the somalilanders speak better english than the somalians?
Probably, Somaliland seems like an all-around more advanced variant of the rest of Somalia.
They even have WW2 artillery, a weapon beyond the comprehension of their neighbours.
Somalilands pretty well maintained and built
Here's their captial
Reminder
99% of it was destroyed 30 years ago
>dirt road
>asphalt
>dirt
>asphalt
>dirt
Just remember what it used to look like in 1991
the entire country was in 144p?
it was alot poorer back then, couldnt afford the pixels.
Now compare it to mogadishu
Makes sense tbh, the long straight sways are paved, the high wear and lower speed intersections dirt.
Yup
They’d guys are in serious need of public transport and civil planners. That’s a shit load of cars in a small area.
Let them overcome their existential threats before attempting to ~~*civilize*~~ them
They vill get proper traffic and pedestrian infrastructure and they vill eat ze bugs
Lol
They are right to be proud of doing something so normal as building concrete bridges. They're in a horrendously poor region crippled by war and a poor climate for stationary living, it's impressive when they do it.
This is genuinely impressive for them. They need the experience and equipment.
Now they just need to do it four hundred more times, and not fuck any of them up.
Being as though Somaliland was a British colony, and has inherited better infrastructure (along with better colonial overlords and decolonisation) then one would presume that to be the case
Yes Somaliland is basically the functioning part of the country that pretty much avoided all the islamist warlords and piracy that plagued the rest of Somalia. Its also the formerly British part while Somalia was formerly Italian. Once again shitalians cant into colonialism.
News for you lad, that's actually quite good English, I was both shocked at how good it is, and impressed. Much better than the shill & spambot posters we get here. Yeah, there are a couple of minor mistakes, and one or two odd choices in vocabulary, but those could be passed off in Britain (and pretty much any English-speaking country) as authentic. I've seen worse mistakes in real, official government documents. For these letters, most people who noticed those mistakes would brush it off as normal for generic, largely everyday memoranda that get sent by the truckload everywhere.
PKMs are pretty cheap like $2k to $3k each but can be tricky to get your hands on in the USA though without importing or buying bulk or building from parts
it's like someone gave a country (now with extra countries) to a bunch of middle-schoolers.
The recents events made me incredibly racists.
The way I see these people, or indians, behave makes me think colonizers were on something when they thought they are essentially children.
Yeah but you can't speak German or Japanese but you think someone is less than human because English is their second language
This has nothing to do with the use of language, but with the approach to events, the cargo cult mentality, the media and social media produced, and so on.
he's not thinking they're retards because of their poor english. he thinks they're retards because they're doing shit like faking letters from the british government (with terrible english to boot.)
>you can't speak German
genug um meine fickbesuch videos zu verstehen.
Dude the English in the letters is fine.
The English in
's posts less so.
>The recents events made me incredibly racists.
by "recent events" you are, of course, referring to the roman expeditions into numidia?
>The recents events made me incredibly racists.
Seeing the absolute moronscreeching Somalia engages into, I find it completely unsurprising.
anon, question whether you are judging them by race or by culture and behavior?
is it really racist to judge by the former two?
what, if anything, is wrong about judging by these things?
but continuing to call it racism is funnier in an odd way.
fakes UK intelligence
So, a fake of a fake?
Yeah, remember how the UK was saying last year around February that Russia was going to invade Ukraine? Lol, what bunch of dopes!
Like the weapons of mass destruction the lying scumbags said were in Iraq, you mean?
Are you implying that iraq didn't have WMDs? Because they did, but they were mainly chemical weapons. It didn't help that iraq was being vague about the accusations made against them.
It is pretty ice cold to refer to an LMG as a rosary like you are using the belt of bullets as prayer beads in the heart of battle, but badassery aside hope there is peace in Somalia soon.
Somaliland can't compete with our cutting edge intelligence tech, we have a teletype.
Lmao
Superpower by 2040
Isaaqs yous smelly and dumb se don't like you no more.
Signed: British Guy.
>Somalia unveils a new gun that's a copy of the PKM
Picture isn't even from Somalia though. It's some Iraqi with a Bulgarian PK variant (MG-1M)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:PKM_Machine_Gun_Iraq.jpg
>blaming britain
This is how you know the whole mess is stirred up by Russia
So, according to mass media who are the good guys in this?
In their defense, if you are going to copy a GPMG, you could do far, far worse than a PK/PKM.
They are really a fine piece of work.