So where are we now? What can we add to the timeline of events to make this alternate scenario even more embarrassing

So where are we now? What can we add to the timeline of events to make this alternate scenario even more embarrassing

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mexico launches an IRBM strike on Naval Air Station North Island, crippling a squadron of F/A-18s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >6 months in the Mexicans successfully missile strike Holloman Air Force Base, destroying 6 F/A-18's and 5 F-16's
      Seems more of an apt comparison.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Azóv puts out a kino war music video set to la chona

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >US sends out the CATTB 140mm prototype only to get immediately dunked on

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >day 169 of the 3 day special policing action to take Mexico City
    >American forces still fighting towards the outskirts of Monterrey

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just wanted to remove those damned cartels
    >what do you mean they're fighting back?
    >all we did was take Baja California they said they wanted to be America

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans are sezing about Russian lastgen weapon PrivetAres that they still cant counter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >American military officers are selling off greymarket LA5s and Dbal a3s
      >Mr. President gets a cut of the profits
      >it's all an open secret

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the special decartelization operation is moving forward, slowly but steadily

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    add 100k National Guard to the 30k armymen
    bump the special forces number by several orders of magnitude

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >USA begs help from from baltic states and poland who promise to send equipment, but they never actually do it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >USA goes all in on attrition warfare, the airforce bombs Mexican positions non stop
    > despite this the front line moves barely a few kilometres at most
    >China and Russia donate a dozen mlrs systems that proceed to dab on us logistics, ammunition depot explosions become a daily occurrence
    >tijuana is still holding out
    >half of an entire fighter squadron is wiped out by explosions at nellis
    >Alex Jones is arrested at the Mexican border after shaving his beard and trying to join the war
    >America triumphantly declares that 100,000 philipinos may be joining the fight
    >us media heads begin threatening to nuke Mexico on a near daily basis
    >the Mexican air force, despite being heavily reduced is still flying sorties
    >the biggest us victories of the last two months is capturing a few small villages
    Idk I might have missed a few

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >narco drones terrorising US positions on a daily basis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Canada joins the Shanghai Co-op

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NATO countries sell weapons to Mexico

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      triumphantly declares that 100,000 philipinos may be joining the fight

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Canadian troops deployed behind US lines to shoot retreating US soldiers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >canadians
      Oh come on anon, that's not how you spell "Harlem Hellfighters 2.0"

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    USA is winning, Washington is still American

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guatemala Offers to Help USA in Mexico

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if the US failed to defeat a bunch of rice farmers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the US never failed to defeat rice farmers, we defeated them so hard they still born defective to this day
      i'm tired of this fake news

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican drones drop grenades on american troops and upload the videos online with a mariachi soundtrack in the background

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's possible that North Macedonia might start supplying drones to US forces.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Arizona secedes from the United States

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Army MP has Al-Qaeda Jihadi units guarding the rear of offences and posting nasheed videos to TikTok

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mexican president vowes to recapture Texas that was lost in the last mexican-american war.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha very funny hispanics but twitter victories won't change the fact that baja california is ours now and soon the rest of Meheeco will follow ~~*((
    A

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >while Russia supplies military aid to Mexico
    >US Secretary of Defense daughter lives in Russian Federation, also all of his subordinates own mansions and fancy apartments in Moscow, Sochi, Shanghai and Teghran
    >it's not even a secret, they post holiday pictures on russkigram and shitter

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Mexicans won’t fight back, they’ll throw down their arms and join us
    >actually we’re fighting to de-Cartel Mexico
    >actually the Baja peninsula was a feint
    >actually those are Mexican M1’s and Bradley’s that were shelled trying to cross the Rio south into Chihuaha

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's over for hoholocos once Liberia sends 100,000 troops to aide the US

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the Mexican president announces there can be no talks of a ceasefire until the temporarily occupied Texas, Alta California, and Guadalupe-Hildago territories are returned to Mexican control

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Blackwater (or whatever anem they go by nowadays) provides garrisson troops, then get their forward HQ in Mexico blown up by artillery.

    >US forces cross a river in strength, then Mexicans blow the bridges behind them, effectively cutting them off.

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