So, what are these things?

So, what are these things, /k/? They're spotted in war zones throughout the world. Here's the most recent video of one, taken in 2022--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fKhqnAtnx8.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's clearly a weather balloon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's way too fast to be a weather balloon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It appears to be stationary to me.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've been seen for centuries.
    UFOs are...
    >time machines/probes
    >interdimensional entities or hovercraft
    >aerial life forms
    >advanced, secret military hovercraft or holograms
    >a breakaway group's hovercraft
    >aliens from another planet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're just angels.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They've been seen for centuries.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they should have chosen a more interesting video for the hearing

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really this easy to frick with alien conspiritards.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why the US government is taking this seriously?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the US government taking this seriously?
        I mean, spinning up a token department to compare archive footage....that's not serious, that's comedic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to this, https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7514271/, yes
          >In December of 2017 it was revealed that the United States government had been studying UAPs through at least one secret program called the Anomalous Aerospace Threat Identification Program (AATIP)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My point exactly. Classification is impressive to morons who have never interacted with government and want to believe in something; but for everyone with a hint of experience this is on par with grants for studying endangered gay fish in Colorado rivers.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              a DoDIG investigation found proof that higg ranking religious idiot officers were squashing reports of threatening and potentially hostile UFO craft because they thought those were “demons” or would hurt their religious belief. Imagine

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a bio major, my dream is to one day get a similar government gay grant

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the government always lied about UFOs
            >but also they're telling the truth this time
            I know you didn't say that, or even imply the first part, but it's definitely something to keep in mind.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >studying UAPs
            Yeah, there is tons of shit going on in the sky that we still don't quite understand. The atmosphere is complicated man.
            Also if the UFO is man-made and you don't know who made it it's worth studying for obvious reasons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's another one, but this one is going really slow and could be a balloon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WZN0T_54xY

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's one from 2021, footage released in 2022. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJlyCL1NrjI

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fabrications, it's just people trolling other people but at an incredible level

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either someone (probably US) has impressive black programs about to be revealed or the general public and truther schizos needed to be distracted from something else

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't worry about it.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't like that

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read an interesting explanation that this sort of technology (flying without external proportion) is possible with the use of earth's magnetic field
    I just hope its not China

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either someone (probably US) has impressive black programs about to be revealed or the general public and truther schizos needed to be distracted from something else

      They're either pic related...

      They're just angels.

      They've been seen for centuries.
      UFOs are...
      >time machines/probes
      >interdimensional entities or hovercraft
      >aerial life forms
      >advanced, secret military hovercraft or holograms
      >a breakaway group's hovercraft
      >aliens from another planet.

      or
      >angels
      >aliens
      which by technical definition these are the same thing (angels would be intelligent entities not native to earth)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a great larp thread on /x/ recently that was pretty convincing. Apparently aliens build these craft, most of which are drones. They seem to be here to monitor us and are very interested in war, conflict and nuclear/radioactive stuff. Their propulsion system uses elements we can’t yet make and generates gravity to distort spacetime. I’ve actually seen one of these silver orbs years ago.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone posted a giant infographic about how they skip around the edge of time in addition to space

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're going to laugh when you find out what those are. It's not time travel, it's temporal displacement in multiverse probability ranges quantum entangled to their probability line. The equivalent of kids visiting a history museum, only looking at mostly history with less than .002% variance. Higher variances are studied as thought exercises given actual observation. For really dangerous observations, researches will use these versions as well. If they were rarely seen, get scared. Means you are in a research probability line and that usually means everyone is going to die. Especially relax if any crash like what happened in Brazil. Kids make mistakes. Kids also like to break rules. Like placing a quantum entangled phone in one of those observation probes and getting it to an ancestor. That's very dangerous. It can fuse the probability line often resulting in "crashing" the temporal displacement and wiping out a huge number of existences within the multiverse. Or causing them to go very improbable which is usually terrible for that reality. Not always terrible. Hopefully they don't suddenly disappear with no further sightings. That would mean this probability range is quarantined. That means something truly horrific is about to happen and they don't want to risk is potentially spreading. Pure nightmare fuel type of stuff.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not nearly high enough for this shit man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it bad if I don’t believe in “multiverse’s” and just think “time” is basically just space and relativity of one “thing” to another “thing”? Thus there isn’t really anything beyond just that?
      With my moron brain, I did skim through the double-slit experiment and that entaglement thing, but I just get this dumb primate feeling that the universe is much more simple than everyone hypes it up to be.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you believe free will exists?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        cryptoterrestrials/fae/djinn are real and were here first.

        >“time” is basically just space and relativity of one “thing” to another “thing”
        that is the multiverse. it's like a radio tuned to ONE specific frequency, but you can flip to whatever you want with the right energy

        You're going to laugh when you find out what those are. It's not time travel, it's temporal displacement in multiverse probability ranges quantum entangled to their probability line. The equivalent of kids visiting a history museum, only looking at mostly history with less than .002% variance. Higher variances are studied as thought exercises given actual observation. For really dangerous observations, researches will use these versions as well. If they were rarely seen, get scared. Means you are in a research probability line and that usually means everyone is going to die. Especially relax if any crash like what happened in Brazil. Kids make mistakes. Kids also like to break rules. Like placing a quantum entangled phone in one of those observation probes and getting it to an ancestor. That's very dangerous. It can fuse the probability line often resulting in "crashing" the temporal displacement and wiping out a huge number of existences within the multiverse. Or causing them to go very improbable which is usually terrible for that reality. Not always terrible. Hopefully they don't suddenly disappear with no further sightings. That would mean this probability range is quarantined. That means something truly horrific is about to happen and they don't want to risk is potentially spreading. Pure nightmare fuel type of stuff.

        they have interdicted us. it's why we only get the space versions of jehovah's witnesses and methed out tweakers. they're the only ones crazy enough t show up among the sentinel islanders of the universe. the know what we're capable of accomplishing since compared to them, even our paranoid autists are brave as frick han solo pimps in space. it scares them shitless.

        stop viewing it as something static. spacetime is more pudding than ethereal gossamer threads of existence.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's my left testicle. I was scratching my nuts and it slipped into frame, sorry about that.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sky news

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hundreds of sightings of UFOs are currently being investigated, but none have been officially linked to aliens
    has to be one of the funniest sentences I read this week

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