So NYC gov just put out a psa on how to survive a nuclear attack

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The city of sodomites knows that it deserves God's wrath.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True, but let’s be real San Francisco is the real city of sodomites. And the demons running the world are probably going to push the world to nuclear war so everyone is to broken to address their crimes. My guess is with North Korea, but anywhere is game really.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is so removed from reality I can't tell if it's an 'Onion' bit or not hahaa!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the upbeat peppy music, artsy intro camera angle and Globohomosexual approved Smiling Black Lady Presenter 🙂 !
      I haven't laughed this hard on /misc/ in so long

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks as bad as those 'Blender' backrooms videos.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, Johns, are we REALLY DOING THIS? Fricking finally, am tired of pussyfooting around it for so long.
    Quick question tho: can we haz like a under the table kind of deal where you guys frick off from Ukraine and let us do it quickly, so we’d get a nice morale boost before we both go out in style?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i guess you are. wonder if you'll glass us too, ruski

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you maintained your missiles better than the rest of your military equipment, I actually want to die so if none of your shit lands or explodes I’m going to be pissed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it’s 6k on 6k it doesn’t matter where it lands - just needs to get off the ground (I think we can meet that minimal requirement), we’re done for anyway as a planet. Looking forward to those Megacities irl

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, maybe, but we might get Duenens

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So are they planning on the real thing or a dirty contamination explosive? It's important that everyone know what they say and then have a practice drill will happen less than two months later. My guess is that they know nobody has a geiger counter and one cannot see radiation, so they can false flag panic the people into another shutdown situation.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 more weeks?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    israelite York Shitty needs to be nuked with extreme prejudice, it's a tumor on the face of the planet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Londonisan too

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how they posted this. And I also love how they posted it on the 2nd of April, they probably thought posting it on the first was a little on the nose.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much of step 3 is even doable after a nuke? Doesn't it kill electronics?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean step 1 and 2 are moot if you're close enough to the epicenter.
      I also love the shitty 3d render with a couple piles of debris while everything else is fine, like a nuke would just be a minor mishap tossing a little bit of garbage around the street.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That rubble was post-nuke? I thought that was just regular every day New York hahaa!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she needs to do a PSA on how to survive a Black person attack

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >officials will send WEAs
    Oh yeah that sure's gonna help

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Especially when all the microprocessor based and I hardened infrastructure have been fried by emp.
      New York appears to be stupid

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "get inside stay inside stay tuned"
    sounds like the same strategy for surviving a pandemic
    was the pandemic just a military exercise, under the guise of public health crisis, to prepare the public for war with Russia?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile the elites will be safe and sound in their bunkers 100 ft underground

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, until mobs of armed starving people bust into the bunkers 3 months later and kill them all.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >follow media
    in the event of a nuclear attack, the last people I'm following at the same jackasses who had a hand in causing it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more fear mommy, please, make sure I am safe, I will give you any of my freedoms, just please make me safe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      palindrome gets then a double, is that worth something?

      also, don't forget to duck, cover, and kiss your ass goodbye

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Move away from windows
    >Shut windows
    >Take off clothes
    >Follow media

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Truth...you cannot survive from it unless you living far away from big cities and military complexes.....and be very very lucky than radioactive fall don't come that area.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no surviving if you are close to the blast. Reccomended survival is 20km minimum from blast area. Fallout is 7-14 days, and you need to be at least 4ft underground to survive even that. Being that close to eat is lethal doses of rads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you bro I've played fallout and I don't give a frick

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Follow media
    >Implying no EMP

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