So awkward question. Is it painful to shoot yourself in the heart? Head seems like such a mess.

So awkward question. Is it painful to have a nice day in the heart? Head seems like such a mess.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day in the femoral artery

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nah it feels great
    Source: Done it like twice and will again soon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bassed space marine

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Even if it hurts, it's not like it will be that person's problem for long

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probably, but you'll only have to deal with it for about 1 - 3 seconds before you lose consciousness. And you'll actually get to experience death instead of just an instant lights out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it's more like 6-12 seconds.
      >experience death
      You'd experience the loss of consciousness.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You will just give love a bad name

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      your too late!

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Through the mouth, slightly up, towards the base of your skull. Instant death.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You guys ever wonder if a brain shot is really painless? What if it scrambles your consciousness into an I tolerable hell. I mean does it really turn off instantly or will your 5 separate brain chunks each experience a different reality in those moments?

      Seems like a Lovecraftian nightmare. I would much rather bleed out and fade away slowly.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever passed out due to oxygen deprivation? It's rapid as fuck and you don't even have the cognitive abilities to realise it's happening. I imagine a brain shot is similar, as long as you're not a retard and aim for the temple, resulting in a high chance of survival from your homemade lobotomy.

        You can recreate it yourself, although it's dangerous. Maybe do it outside on your lawn so there's nothing to hit your head on when you pass out.
        >squat on the ground
        >breath in and out rapidly for a minute, like you're hyperventilating
        >now put your thumb in your mouth and blow on it hard, like your trying to inflate a balloon
        >at the same time quickly stand up straight
        >if done correctly the lights will go out and the next thing you know you'll be very confused on the floor
        Death is either like this (nothing) or a k-hole. I'm not afraid of it but I am afraid of suffering to reach it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >will your 5 separate brain chunks each experience a different reality in those moments
        Consciousness is localized primarily to the frontal lobe, so shooting through your mouth toward the base of the skull probably wouldn't do this even if the chunks somehow remained active for more than a split second.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck yeah I've wondered that a lot. I think a lot of people just lose motor control, vision or hearing. Some combination of that while they lay there in excruciating pain bleeding out slowly. Sort of like Johnny Got his Gun except without the dreams.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People committing suicide probably don't care much about the mess they leave

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      An appreciable, but often unconsidered amount of people who want to kill themselves specifically don't BECAUSE they don't want to have to put their family/friends through the stress and pain of seeing the body/much less the gored body, on top of the emotional trauma and grief of having someone they love having killed themselves.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Good, maybe the can get help and sort themselves out.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's the idea behind all of the movements out there to get people to seek help. Like the recent 988 thing

          >to anyone in this thread who's been wanting to seek help, a therapist is different than a psychiatrist and therapy doesn't put you on any "take my guns" lists

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Basically the whole reason I haven't done it yet.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't do it anon. Whether you have something to live for or not, don't fuck up gun death statistics. Go find an active rail line instead.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah traumatize some rail engineer instead you selfish fuck

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Find a rail line in India. I have seen copious evidence they just keep going

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You could just lie down in traffic over there.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          just fly to india and drink from any river

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Why would anyone want to die surround by Indians? Shitting liquid no less

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You could just lie down in traffic over there.

          just fly to india and drink from any river

          are you guys trying to get OP to come to India so he realizes how much worse it could be and relents?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        do it at night and they won’t even notice

        Find a rail line in India. I have seen copious evidence they just keep going

        sauce?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go on a killing spree with a California compliant firearm instead and really rack up the numbers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off garden gnome

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Not using mask and helium tank

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What I wonder is why death penalty states don’t use this method. It’s cheap and relatively humane. Kind of solves the complaints around the availability of the drugs required.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think evacuating all oxygenated air in a timely fashion is a difficult process to perfect.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just copy the suicide pod they’re using in Switzerland.

          https://nypost.com/2021/12/07/controversial-suicide-pod-that-kills-peacefully-gets-go-ahead-in-switzerland/

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because then the garden gnomes who sell the states the million dollar chemical cocktails wouldnt make any money

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't work anymore. They mix in just enough oxygen so that you won't die nowadays.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, permanent brain damage is so much better than people choosing their own destiny. Fucking cunts.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a solid way around that? I really don't want to leave a mess behind for other people to have to deal with

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nitrogen is a more pleasant death than helium, anyway. You can get compressed N2 gas or liquid N2 at 99.99% purity, and I don't imagine that'll change anytime soon since oxygen contamination would ruin a lot of its scientific and industrial usefulness.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Going off of memes from years ago
      How to spot a newfag 101, if you actually think this shit works nowadays you're fucking retarded and shouldn't give any kind of advice to anybody.
      I'd tell you to have a nice day, but you're so fucking idiotic that you'd probably become a vegetable instead and I would be supporting your useless ass with my tax money.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shit kind of worded that weird. This is not a cry for help. Writing a suicide and trying to work out how someone would do it logically.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most people still try to just jump off high places. That's why a bunch of famous landmarks have suicide barriers now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Any form of wound is going to hurt. If you're bent on making sure you don't fuck up your own suicide then making sure your heart is destroyed is a good way to do so. Probably a shaped charge aimed at the heart would be a good bet instead of trying to akwardly aim a pistol or balancing a rifle/shotgun to angle it just right and still be able to pull the trigger.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hello fellow trainchad.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hanging or shot to the head most common as they're very easy to not get wrong.
      Slitting wrists of done right, but that hurts so people aren't too fond of it unless crying for help.
      Shot to the heart is easy to miss and will hurt and most likely not work unless you're very certain where your heart is - just manipulating the trigger would be difficult without pulling the barrel off target sightly.
      Jumping off a high building is another good way but again people are scared of falling or it hurting on impact (would only hurt if your building is less than 30m high - highly improbable to survive a fall beyond that).
      Hope that helps.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lie in the shower or tub, point gun directly down approximately an inch to the left of the sternum.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why most people don't pick the neck? it's basically a decapitation and even if you don't die instantly you'll certainly pass out and bleed out.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hail Ghostler!

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want actual advice on how to have a nice day painlessly?
    Buy a CPAP mask and attach the tube to a tank of Helium. Double check to make sure there are no leaks. Then put the mask on and open the valve slowly. You want the pressure of the helium coming out to be about that of a gentle exhale.

    Your body cannot distinguish oxygen from helium, so there will be no pain from oxygen deprivation. You'll simply get drowsy and drift off to sleep, never to wake up again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing more people don’t kill themselves this way and choose the messy, painful and prone to mistake gun suicide instead. Probably because those dumb enough to kill themselves just think the only way to go out is Hollywood style with a gun and are too mentally impaired to do a simple Google search (and also too impaired to seek psychiatric treatment instead of ending their lives).

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you order a mask and a nitrogen tank in the UK, you get a visit from the police and they confiscate it and put you on a high risk register.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just finish the eightfold path then you can just die anytime by thinking about it and you get to become one with the universe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      QRD?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A Buddhist concept

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It'd probably hurt like nothing else you can imagine. You're probably going to clip a rib or the sternum that'll send a shit ton of fragments that might as well be shrapnel. You're also probably going to hit the lung. Without the heart pumping blood up to your brain it could take a while for the lights to go out. Blood will probably pool up in your lungs and you might suffocate before you ever bleed out.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have a nice day.
    You're trading one set of problems for a whole new set of problems.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    saw a video of a turk shotgunning himself in the heart on facebook livestream. there was some moaning so he might have been alive for a bit, or it could have just been some weird body shit after the point he'd lost consciousness. when he rolled over a bit after he fell to the floor you could hear blood sloshing out of him

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My Aunt did it that way.
    My mom found her immediately, followed by my Grandma.
    That shit absolutely destroyed my family's trajectory. There isn't a single aspect of our lives that wasn't made worse from that. Truly "generational" damage.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You'll burn in hell forever if you commit suicide.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that you only get one shot at life, there is no reincarnation, purgatory and if you suicide, definitely not heaven. Your thoughts, everything you ever loved, built or fought for die with you along with the suffering.

    Your consciousness will not be at ease, you will not feel happy or relieved, you will be yet another question unanswered by the universe.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >there is no reincarnation, purgatory and if you suicide, definitely not heaven. Your thoughts, everything you ever loved, built or fought for die with you along with the suffering.
      is there a downside?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The etenal void of oblivion.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's not an interesting death PrepHoleomando

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Murdering a defenseless innocent person is one of the worst crimes imaginable, even if the person is yourself. Such an act will inevitably have severe consequences.

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