>https://nitter.net/Osinttechnical/status/1543656790809772034
Surely this strategic decision to obscure a civilian motorways took account of the civilians on the motorways, right?
>https://nitter.net/Osinttechnical/status/1543656790809772034
Surely this strategic decision to obscure a civilian motorways took account of the civilians on the motorways, right?
>insert SMOOKER memes
thats not a smokescreen idiot they just got the admiral kuznetsov back online
> ah my bad, changed to malboro reds no filter yesterday
Nigeria, with snow.
quite literally worse then Black folk in Africa
You know I used to hear this and while I wouldn't write it off, it just didn't click. This war's made it land extremely hard for me just how sub-Africa-tier Russia really is and it's more or less as depressing as it is extremely hilarious.
At least Africa's history explains why are they poor, and Africana don't go around larping as the second, third por seventy Rome like vatniks do.
To be perfectly fair Rwanda is a damned based country.
source plz
What exactly did they expect to happen?
One of my favorite past times is watching Russians orcs dashcam vids. They're as bad as driving as the wumaos
A lovely sight.
China has never topped that russian dash dashcam vid of the wild boar getting beaten to death with a bathroom sink.
I thought you were joking but I found it, that was hysterical lmao
My first time trying to webm, hope it works. The audio really sweetens this thing, though.
I think you have to post it over on /wsg/ if you want the sound to be included.
Why does this rule even exist?
that is good question
Gotta love slav driving.
>enter smoke plume with you car, why worry?
>safety distance?
>emergency lights?
YOLO
I don't drive. What happened here? Did the dashcam car get jolted hard and it dislodged the camera?
>Did the dashcam car get jolted hard and it dislodged the camera?
Looks like it, after a more minor rear-ender on the dashcam car, which likely means the person that made the first rear-end on dashcam car got pretty fricking badly sandwiched by *another* car that hit it with some serious force.
If their cars are advanced enough to have airbags those going off would create a sudden shock like that too (which still means they got slammed pretty fricking hard)
>If their cars are advanced enough to have airbags
Kek
considering they no longer have ABS i woulndt count on airbags either
You can make soundposts if you put the script for PrepHole sounds on PrepHoleX. Most of the boomers on /k/ would be lost though but that makes it doubly funny fricking with tourists that don't know what it is.
Still mad anhiro never included sounds for all boards.
it's because 12 year olds are insufferable homosexuals and abuse screamers
There is also /gif/ where rekt threads collect lots of vids like this. Of course, NSFW.
is he ok?
Can someone tell me exactly what they expected to happen?
Russia has no concern for their fellow man.
Also not even a shred of common sense.
>Russians.
>Humans.
Debatable.
>hide bridge in big smoke
>hohol missile can't see bridge
>hohol missile go back home
You westoids don't understand the Genius of covering a static object with smoke.
Car crashes are a bonus.
I drove over a very densely foggy bridge highway at 80mph dodging and weaving the pussies in their cars going 1/3rd my speed. Good times.
t. lowkey suicidal
must be bait, if not, holy frick you're an absolute Black person
Asian woman spotted. Take the bus you non driving c**t.
Nope, this was planned in order to support the dashcam video industry.
so what is idea behind that? trying to cover bridge from UA rockets?
Well they don't have Google Maps so they can't conceive that someone might know where it is without physically getting up and looking.
or coving what they are transport over the bridge.
That would be too sensible anon
if that were were true, their transports are at high risk of colliding while blinded by smoke
there are no scenarios where this isn't moronic
That's why you'd expect it to be an extremely slow convoy and closed to the general public
webm is how that is actually done. idkwtf is going on with the russian smoke though.
Some /x/ tier shit right there.
Imagine breathing that. Shit looks unhealthy as frick, probably 12 different carcinogens in there.
now THAT'S a chemtrail!
then why not doing it during the night?
That's clearly not moronic.
Because commander vatnikov told me to get those banans across asap. Sergay told me that if release smooooook hohols wont drone my ass dry
NATO satellites can count the pubes off my balls if I'm going for a piss at night, they know the location of every Russian vehicle west of Voronezh. Some smoke will not cover anything.
They probably aim to distort DSMAC guidance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TERCOM#DSMAC
That is used by cruise missiles and Russian ballistics missiles (Iskander). But its too low effort smoke deployment to do teh trick reliably
Also it tells us Russians expect cruise missiles attack against bridge any moment.
so they went with this shit and nobody thought "well ivan maybe we need to warn civilians about this operation?"
what the frick is russians' problem? they don't even care about their own people
Ukraine needs this bridge intact for when they will annex Kuban.
Ukraine would never annex anything. Kuban People's Republic joined it voluntarily.
Anon I don't think you understand vatBlack folk.
It's not like they haven't thought about possibility of civilian vehicles crashing. They just don't care because unless the guy from the video is son of some oligarch or general, he can't do anything.
>unless the guy from the video is son of some oligarch or general, he can't do anything.
This is a good point. The most pathetic part of the racket the elite in Russia pull is that it convinces a bunch of cucks that their identity is Mother Russia, yet the fricks that run it aggressively don't care about Russia, so they sure as hell don't give a frick about the cucks.
Come to think of it, do they even have thermals to actually 'look through' their own smoke?
What's the point of smoking a stationary target anyway? EVERYBODY knows where it is, and it can't move. Just punch in the GPS coordinates and it will get hit, smoke screen or not.
>Hello, may i speak with general Ivan Koruptov?
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Yes, of course they probably can increase chances it wont be hit.
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