Smokescreening a Bridge is as Retarded as You Think

>https://nitter.net/Osinttechnical/status/1543656790809772034

Surely this strategic decision to obscure a civilian motorways took account of the civilians on the motorways, right?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >insert SMOOKER memes

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats not a smokescreen idiot they just got the admiral kuznetsov back online

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > ah my bad, changed to malboro reds no filter yesterday

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nigeria, with snow.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      quite literally worse then morons in Africa

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know I used to hear this and while I wouldn't write it off, it just didn't click. This war's made it land extremely hard for me just how sub-Africa-tier Russia really is and it's more or less as depressing as it is extremely hilarious.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least Africa's history explains why are they poor, and Africana don't go around larping as the second, third por seventy Rome like vatniks do.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be perfectly fair Rwanda is a damned based country.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        source plz

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly did they expect to happen?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite past times is watching Russians orcs dashcam vids. They're as bad as driving as the wumaos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lovely sight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      China has never topped that russian dash dashcam vid of the wild boar getting beaten to death with a bathroom sink.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you were joking but I found it, that was hysterical lmao

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My first time trying to webm, hope it works. The audio really sweetens this thing, though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you have to post it over on /wsg/ if you want the sound to be included.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does this rule even exist?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is good question

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta love slav driving.
      >enter smoke plume with you car, why worry?
      >safety distance?
      >emergency lights?
      YOLO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't drive. What happened here? Did the dashcam car get jolted hard and it dislodged the camera?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did the dashcam car get jolted hard and it dislodged the camera?
        Looks like it, after a more minor rear-ender on the dashcam car, which likely means the person that made the first rear-end on dashcam car got pretty fucking badly sandwiched by *another* car that hit it with some serious force.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did the dashcam car get jolted hard and it dislodged the camera?
        Looks like it, after a more minor rear-ender on the dashcam car, which likely means the person that made the first rear-end on dashcam car got pretty fucking badly sandwiched by *another* car that hit it with some serious force.

        If their cars are advanced enough to have airbags those going off would create a sudden shock like that too (which still means they got slammed pretty fucking hard)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If their cars are advanced enough to have airbags
          Kek

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          considering they no longer have ABS i woulndt count on airbags either

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can make soundposts if you put the script for PrepHole sounds on PrepHoleX. Most of the boomers on PrepHole would be lost though but that makes it doubly funny fucking with tourists that don't know what it is.
      Still mad anhiro never included sounds for all boards.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's because 12 year olds are insufferable gays and abuse screamers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you have to post it over on /wsg/ if you want the sound to be included.

      Why does this rule even exist?

      There is also /gif/ where rekt threads collect lots of vids like this. Of course, NSFW.

      [...]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is he ok?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me exactly what they expected to happen?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russia has no concern for their fellow man.
      Also not even a shred of common sense.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Russians.
        >Humans.
        Debatable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hide bridge in big smoke
      >hohol missile can't see bridge
      >hohol missile go back home

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You westoids don't understand the Genius of covering a static object with smoke.

    Car crashes are a bonus.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I drove over a very densely foggy bridge highway at 80mph dodging and weaving the pussies in their cars going 1/3rd my speed. Good times.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. lowkey suicidal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        must be bait, if not, holy fuck you're an absolute moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Asian woman spotted. Take the bus you non driving cunt.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, this was planned in order to support the dashcam video industry.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what is idea behind that? trying to cover bridge from UA rockets?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well they don't have Google Maps so they can't conceive that someone might know where it is without physically getting up and looking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      or coving what they are transport over the bridge.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be too sensible anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          or coving what they are transport over the bridge.

          if that were were true, their transports are at high risk of colliding while blinded by smoke
          there are no scenarios where this isn't retarded

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's why you'd expect it to be an extremely slow convoy and closed to the general public

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        webm is how that is actually done. idkwtf is going on with the russian smoke though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some PrepHole tier shit right there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine breathing that. Shit looks unhealthy as fuck, probably 12 different carcinogens in there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          now THAT'S a chemtrail!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        then why not doing it during the night?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's clearly not retarded.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because commander vatnikov told me to get those banans across asap. Sergay told me that if release smooooook hohols wont drone my ass dry

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NATO satellites can count the pubes off my balls if I'm going for a piss at night, they know the location of every Russian vehicle west of Voronezh. Some smoke will not cover anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably aim to distort DSMAC guidance
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TERCOM#DSMAC
      That is used by cruise missiles and Russian ballistics missiles (Iskander). But its too low effort smoke deployment to do teh trick reliably
      Also it tells us Russians expect cruise missiles attack against bridge any moment.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they went with this shit and nobody thought "well ivan maybe we need to warn civilians about this operation?"
    what the fuck is russians' problem? they don't even care about their own people

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ukraine needs this bridge intact for when they will annex Kuban.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ukraine would never annex anything. Kuban People's Republic joined it voluntarily.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon I don't think you understand vatmorons.
    It's not like they haven't thought about possibility of civilian vehicles crashing. They just don't care because unless the guy from the video is son of some oligarch or general, he can't do anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unless the guy from the video is son of some oligarch or general, he can't do anything.
      This is a good point. The most pathetic part of the racket the elite in Russia pull is that it convinces a bunch of cucks that their identity is Mother Russia, yet the fucks that run it aggressively don't care about Russia, so they sure as hell don't give a fuck about the cucks.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come to think of it, do they even have thermals to actually 'look through' their own smoke?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of smoking a stationary target anyway? EVERYBODY knows where it is, and it can't move. Just punch in the GPS coordinates and it will get hit, smoke screen or not.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably aim to distort DSMAC guidance
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TERCOM#DSMAC
      That is used by cruise missiles and Russian ballistics missiles (Iskander). But its too low effort smoke deployment to do teh trick reliably
      Also it tells us Russians expect cruise missiles attack against bridge any moment.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, may i speak with general Ivan Koruptov?
    >Hi Vanya, this is your old friend Vladimir Oligarchov
    >Listen, i heard they placed you in charge of the crimea bridge. Dont you think it might be attacked by ukrainians?
    >So, you remember my chemical plat? We make the smoke pots. Yes, they are very good, they make much smoke.
    Yes, of course they probably can increase chances it wont be hit.
    >Yes they are very affordable its just 5 gorillion rubles. So, you'll pay me 15 gorillion rubles, and i will confirm you paid 30 000 gorillion rubles, and everyone is very happy.
    >Great, then we have a deal, friend, pleasure doing business with you.

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