Skeleton armies

What are the best weapons against skeletons?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flesh.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs love to chew on bones.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably a shotgun if you want a firearm

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A giant vat of Coca cola

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Consideirng they're all bones, probably something blunt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could literally just ram through them in any significantly large vehicle. Ezpz crunch crunch crunch

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chain shot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ^ this right here

      runners up:
      2. long-shafted flail
      3. warhammer
      4. mace
      5. wearing full armor, wrestling and suplexing them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming its a modern setting, a shotgun as others have said. You'd want something that has the ability to hit individual bones, a rifle could sever bones just fine but its hard to hit something like a spinal cord or shoulder bone accurately with just one projectile.
      Assuming a premodern setting, bows and crossbows would be pretty ineffective imo.Very difficult to aim accurately and the ribs would probably stop a lot of your shots. Shield and mace might be a good combo, that or a big poleaxe/polehammer for keeping a bit more range

      this is a good idea

      https://i.imgur.com/g8byq7a.png

      How do you effectively kill a skelly? Grind its bones into bread?

      was just about to post this image kek. I'd assume you'd have to shatter the limbs that can actually do anything. Maybe sever its spine. Its probably compelled into action by some ungodly evil magicks, so I assume there doesn't need to be a brain in its head.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they weigh 15 pounds. What are they going to do? just grab a baseball bat if you really want a weapon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A priest of sufficient level that their turn undead ability can obliterate the skeletons outright.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hydrofluoric acid

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy element / blunt damage

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    arthritis gun

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oldsmobile Delta 88 with a steam engine and fitted with a blunt fan-like contraption. Those minesweeping flails for tanks can work too.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Deathcoaster!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scrooge used a can

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A sniper rifle to pick off the Necromancer at the back controlling them.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enchanted mace

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic cannon
    >Rattle it apart
    >Grab the skull
    >Insert dick in whatever hole feels right
    >Cum in braincase
    >Possessed by cum-magic

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The advanced powers of meat

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On a more serious note, chainshot anon is right. You want the widest possible projectile that will reliably cut fragile targets in half

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cane sugar

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's to late anon. There's already one inside you.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we'd stand no chance
    they would recruit and radicalized our skeletons
    they'd walk right out of our bodies

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Laugh at how dyel they are

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What are the best weapons against skeletons?
    probably something like a shotgun loaded with #1-4 shot. one bone is a pretty small target, so a shot pattern with 14-30 chances to hit and break something is a big advantage. also the shot is relatively easy to get silver plated if you think that is necessary.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rock > Bones

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you defend yourself against skeleton guerillas, though?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      release the hounds

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nuke

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soldiers made of bones and sinews
    K9s

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Millstone

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you effectively kill a skelly? Grind its bones into bread?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that deals bludgeoning damage, which they are weak to. Avoid weapons that deal piercing damage. Slashing damage is ok.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A flail would probably be useful, for shattering bones. Especially against single skeletons, though i imagine you would be quickly overwhelmed if you fought a group.
    The flail also seems useful for weaker combatants since you can rely more on momentum than your own strength.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any weapon from Dark and Darker.

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