Since it's inevitable he's going to have a weapon named after him.......

What type of weapon?

Warship? Fighter jet? Tank?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    please remember that you should report and hide all russian and ukraine shill threads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're just sore that Ukraine's military leadership easily outclasses yours, Vatnik.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Massive flagship of the Ukrainian Navy, in all likelihood.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A ukraine won simulator

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well he's certainly landed a prominent spot in any "Call of Duty" game about Ukraine.

      But KRIVONOS better be in it too.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized. That's James May in a uniform. No wonder he is awesome. Slow, meticulous and cocky.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"I am at the classified Ukrainian weapons testing facility, which is just down the M-1 Highway at Exit 521, just South of Lancashire but NOT near Manchester."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >PUT THAT DOWN, YOU BLOATED ORANGUTAN!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I would love to watch a Ukrainian version of "Top Gear".

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Today, on Blyattraktor:
            >I do a drag race with a tractor hauling a tank
            [Cutaway]: "...So each rear wheel is powered by its own supercharged and turboed V8..."
            [Tractor wheelies so hard it backflaps]
            >James Mykolaiv tests the offroad ability of the HIMARS...
            "OUCH! OH FUCKING BOLLOCKS!"
            [Cutaway: It's going ten mph over some rocks]
            And Hamsterylovich has a bit of an accident.
            [Warship explodes]

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Main Battle Tractor T-24/7 "Potato" Zaluzhnyi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It better be amphibious too, to tow away likes of Ropucha landing ship

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    isn’t it obvious? Some sort of ungodly OP missile artillery system. Maybe an air-breathing cruise missile compatible with M270/HIMARS launch platform.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It will most likely be the Ukrainian equivalent of the HIMARS. They know the system intimately by now, and thus they know what to improve in their own version.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >retard in the right place at the right time, did nothing of remote value

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda hilarious to see the difference between Zaluzhny and various RU generals. Zaluzhny came from nothing, served on the frontline (afaik) and is a pretty chill, jovial dude who genuinely gets shit done.
    RU generals have those pompous dress uniforms with 32 "Hero of Russia" Medals stitched across the chest for no reason, and have cringy nicknames like "General Armageddon" for equally no reason.

    So I don't think he'd like a weapon system named after him. If anything, he'd probably go for some kinda joke like кapтoпля (kartoplya) Ukrainian for potato.
    Imagine losing your T-90 to a cheap, mass produced ATGM literally called potato, lmao.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hell he even wanted to be a COMEDIAN growing up. No wonder he gets along with Zelensky. Apparently he's really good at setting up "punch lines" for the Vatniks (the two offensive was genius).

      Valeriy will be the role model of all future Ukrainian generals, the standard to which they're all set.

      He may very well just get an ATGM named after him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Behold the two icons of modern Ukrainian nationalism.

        The voice of its outrage and determination, and its unassuming but clever fist.

        What Zelensky and Valeriy have in common is that they look like unimpressive dudes outwardly, but possess a frightening inner strength that I'm not even sure THEY knew at first.

        When Valeriy and Zelensky decided to make a stand in Kyiv, they fully expected to DIE. Everyone predicted Kyiv would fall in 72 hours, and they would die. They literally stared DEATH in the fucking face, and Death said, "it's not your time."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          THAT tells you who these guys are. They faced the very real possibility of their own fucking death, and did not run.

          https://www.businessinsider.com/zelensky-told-eu-leaders-this-might-be-the-last-time-you-see-me-alive-2022-2

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Potato masher

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HRT injector

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they already did

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Given the Ukrainian prowess for military design, I won't be shocked if they modernise said weapon (partly to troll the Vatniks).

      >"Nazis, are we? Have this then!"

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I say name some Ukrainian custom variant of a tank after him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    An infantry mobility vehicle/APC with missiles on it.

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