silent and concealable

Would this be my best bet for an easily concealable suppressed pistol? I need something extremely quiet but still lethal; in other words, I need something that would be able to kill an animal in a few shots to the torso while still being pretty much silent. I'm not sure about the .22 LR being able to get the job done. Any advice or recommendations are welcome. Money is not an issue.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was another consideration. I like the round capacity but that comes at the cost of concealability.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're not James Bond, you don't need a concealed suppressed pistol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chinese or israeli?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        guns are loud as fuck.
        go ahead and shoot your cc without earpro
        see how fun it is.

        bonus points if there is a mass shooter, he might not notice youre shooting at him until its too late

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not even remotely concealable

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If by animal you mean medium game and larger this is the bare minimum I would consider. 7+1 capacity .32 ACP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would it still be as quiet in the video if I were to use a smaller suppressor like picrel? It looks to be almost a foot long with the long can used in the video and I don't think that would fit well in my jacket. Anything too loud would draw attention and cause noise pollution. I'm really intrigued by this recommendation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can't tell how loud a shot is from a YT video. Neither the microphone, the encoding method, or your speakers have enough dynamic range. Generally speaking a smaller suppressor is going to be louder. And even a suppressed gun is loud AF. If there is anyone nearby they will absolutely hear it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Run of the mill .32 ACP is already subsonic, so any can will make it that much more quiet.

        If you need absolutely dead-quiet and are willing to sacrifice lethality, sub-sonic 22LR is your best bet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure he means hobos, anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hugging hobos
        Gross.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon don’t murder someone

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kill an animal in a few shots to the torso
    >AIGHT GANG GANG NIGGA WE GOIN INNAWOODS AND DRIVEBY SOME SHEEET MANE MAGDUMP SKEET SKEET

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kill an animal in a few shots to the torso
    even if the gun is movie-magic dead silent there will be nothing quiet about the animal once it gets shot.

    >Any advice or recommendations are welcome
    Shoot the animal in the brain, not the fucking torso. And look up its anatomy first so you know where to aim. Many hunters fuck up head shots because they aim too far forward and hit sinus cavity instead of brain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Shoot the animal in the brain, not the fucking torso
      I'll be way too close to be able to get the leverage to get a head shot. I'm aiming for the upper chest, hoping to get the lungs and heart, which *should* prevent too much noise when their lungs fill with blood. I'm using hollow points which should shred their lungs and chest cavity and prevent exit wounds, especially since I'll be using such a small caliber. I've never killed an animal like this before so please accommodate any gaps in my knowledge.

      You can't tell how loud a shot is from a YT video. Neither the microphone, the encoding method, or your speakers have enough dynamic range. Generally speaking a smaller suppressor is going to be louder. And even a suppressed gun is loud AF. If there is anyone nearby they will absolutely hear it.

      I understand that, I was just making an assumption based on the demonstration I was provided. Isn't .32 ACP subsonic? I imagine it would still be very quiet. I have a loader, so maybe I could reduce the powder I load; would that reduce the noise? I'm going to be at extremely close range so velocity is not an issue.

      >I need something extremely quiet but still lethal
      holy larp, underaged poster

      Not larping about anything, I just have to kill hogs.

      I was going to answer this but I'm pretty sure op wants to kill someone

      Nope. See above.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not larping about anything, I just have to kill hogs.
        I wouldnt shoot a hog at close range with a 22lr and expect it to drop before it gets a few licks in itself

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt it would fight back. I'm hoping to empty 3-5 rounds into its chest before it realizes I'm a threat.

          >kill hogs
          Why concealable then?

          There will be people around.

          >I'll be way too close to be able to get the leverage to get a head shot
          That makes no logical sense.

          I'm going to be pretty much hugging it when I shoot it. I won't be able to be able to bring the gun to its head without alarming it, and people around me. I'm going to be shooting the pistol while it's still in my jacket. I should have made that more clear.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Goddamn this shits a doozy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm curious to see where Silent Oinksassin will take this LARP.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Forks over ~$600 for a ruger mk4
                >Tapes soda bottle to end of his gun
                >Goes to spoon pig
                >Parents wonder why he's trying to hump the animal
                >Bang click
                >Gun jammed up on loose jacket
                >Pig lets out ear raping screech as it's running around the house spraying blood and screaming bloody murder
                >Women in the house scream
                >Father if there screaming "what the fuck!? before ripping the gun out his hands
                >Pig crashing into furniture knocking all sorts of shit everywhere
                >Walls and floor spattered in blood
                >Busts outside screeching and bleeding
                >Draws attention like an e thot on parade
                >OP arrested for discharging a firearm within city limits, animal cruelty, and other endangerment shit
                >Loose guns and get jail time
                >All to save a few hundred if even to put the pig down properly at a Vet
                Alternatively
                >Buys gun
                >Buys suppressor
                >Waits 3 billion years for suppressor to get out of inanimate object jail
                >Pig dies of natural causes or getting run over in an accident long before the suppressor arrives

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget the whole NFA violation with the homemade supressor, that's a biggie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What about picrel

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >IRA potato gun

                More retarded than most ideas listed thus far, but would be fun for the memes. Couldn't get caught on jacket, being single shot, but would paint the inside of said jacket with mashed taters. Probably lead to

                >Forks over ~$600 for a ruger mk4
                >Tapes soda bottle to end of his gun
                >Goes to spoon pig
                >Parents wonder why he's trying to hump the animal
                >Bang click
                >Gun jammed up on loose jacket
                >Pig lets out ear raping screech as it's running around the house spraying blood and screaming bloody murder
                >Women in the house scream
                >Father if there screaming "what the fuck!? before ripping the gun out his hands
                >Pig crashing into furniture knocking all sorts of shit everywhere
                >Walls and floor spattered in blood
                >Busts outside screeching and bleeding
                >Draws attention like an e thot on parade
                >OP arrested for discharging a firearm within city limits, animal cruelty, and other endangerment shit
                >Loose guns and get jail time
                >All to save a few hundred if even to put the pig down properly at a Vet
                Alternatively
                >Buys gun
                >Buys suppressor
                >Waits 3 billion years for suppressor to get out of inanimate object jail
                >Pig dies of natural causes or getting run over in an accident long before the suppressor arrives

                scenario but somehow more absurdist.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Taters actually work decently. Dont ask how I know, someone in minecraft told me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, the classic Irish man's dilemma: Do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            where exactly are you hog hunting? hugging your hog seems highly unlikely

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              His living room

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                well, prepared to get into a real shitshow then. post your gun here beforehand or else

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Black, you are the shitshow, i aint posting shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                suck my nagger cock then homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >being this butt blasted

                What did the pig do to you anyway?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what the fuck are you talking about

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >kill hogs
        Why concealable then?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll be way too close to be able to get the leverage to get a head shot
        That makes no logical sense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >kill hogs
        >with a concealable, silent 22

        Is that code for killing cops? If you're going after feral hogs and not a complete retard 300BO is your best bet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Is that code for killing cops?
          No, it's a code for killing the domestic pig, also known as sus domesticus. I would love to use a rifle but the circumstances won't allow it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So is this like the family pet potbelly pig or something? I'm struggling to come up with a reasonable circumstance for what you're trying to do.

            So far here's the situation as i imagine it
            >urbanite from weird ass pet pig owning family
            >decide to kill the family pet
            >figure you can get close enough to tackle it because it trusts you
            >but mom will be mad if she hears
            >gonna try and make it silent, blame it on a drive by
            >know nothing about guns
            >terminally online, goes to /k/ for advice

            Am i close?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You araren'killing feral hogs with a semi auto pistol unless its a desert eagle or. 460 rowland. GTFO with your larp.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not feral, it's a domestic pig.
          The bottom line is, I'm simply asking for a recommendation for a pistol that is 1. concealable, 2. quiet, and 3. able to kill a medium sized animal effectively. Nothing else matters. I've killed pigs and other animals before, I've seen this exact pig in question before, so I have more than an idea of what is capable of killing an animal.

          So is this like the family pet potbelly pig or something? I'm struggling to come up with a reasonable circumstance for what you're trying to do.

          So far here's the situation as i imagine it
          >urbanite from weird ass pet pig owning family
          >decide to kill the family pet
          >figure you can get close enough to tackle it because it trusts you
          >but mom will be mad if she hears
          >gonna try and make it silent, blame it on a drive by
          >know nothing about guns
          >terminally online, goes to /k/ for advice

          Am i close?

          Yeah.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Use your hands then pussy. Totally silent

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            See

            Use your hands then pussy. Totally silent

            But blast the star trek fight music as you do it.

            I'll be real with you, this is a retarded venture. If the pig is terminally ill, put it down at the vet or go loud. If it isnt and he just ate your funko pop collection or something you should probably just not be a complete fuck stick and let it go. Its a pig.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah
            you're a fucking degenerate psycho and you need to be beaten. get the fuck out and don't come back. what the fuck is wrong with you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >underaged kid is doubling down
        yikes
        /soc/ might be a better board for you if you want to tell lies and play make believe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so you're intending to murder someone then

        >kill hogs
        >with a concealable, silent 22

        Is that code for killing cops? If you're going after feral hogs and not a complete retard 300BO is your best bet.

        that is absolutely what it is and that is absolutely what this guy is going to do

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I need something extremely quiet but still lethal
    holy larp, underaged poster

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to answer this but I'm pretty sure op wants to kill someone

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you just stealthily feed the oinker poison then?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because I didn't ask about that.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aim for the head
    a single shot of 22 can absolutely kill most creatures but its not as easy, consistent, or reliable as a more powerful round
    you being weirdly secretive about what you intend to do though concerns me about your motives and you should probably seek mental health help before braining Wilbur

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread I've seen in a while

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What animal?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His mother, apparently

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh my god. It's Chris Chan, isn't it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If he is there is no way in Satan's crusty buttocks he's getting that silencer legally

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shpff

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