Silencing my fire alarm

How can I non-destructively modify this bad boy to save my ears from whenever some retard in my building vents his hotbox to the hallway at 3:30 in the building

The fire department doesn't even show up to the building anymore so don't fucking tell me I'm being unsafe by doing this

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just wrap it in plastic film or an old sock

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you tried farting on it?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    easy, clip any wires going to the speaker. or just smash whatever makes the sound inside. theres probably some legal implications to that if you are renting but its clear the cops dont care about you or your building

    • 3 weeks ago
      Bepis

      What about a spray bottle and get a stream of saltwater in there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont cut the wires fiddling with these is illegal and will cause a trouble on the panel. Theyll narrow it down to your room eventually

      https://i.imgur.com/ybBW7om.jpg

      How can I non-destructively modify this bad boy to save my ears from whenever some retard in my building vents his hotbox to the hallway at 3:30 in the building

      The fire department doesn't even show up to the building anymore so don't fucking tell me I'm being unsafe by doing this

      Try to get it off then wire nut the wires through. Its almost certainly dc so meter for polarity and just make sure you leave a complete circuit then re mount it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most apartments test them once a year and check every unit to see if they work. You are a fucking retard.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me again why your pod stack is superior to le boring suburban detached housing

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Non-destructively? I'd say just start putting layers of duct tape over the speaker until it's at a good volume.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Set it on fire.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the fuck do you need to make a thread about this
    Are you so fucking useless you can't just cover it with duct tape?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrap it in cellophane

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i don't miss living in an apartment. every sunday without fail the fire department shows up to the building down the street

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a bit of masking tape, put it over the holes that make sound. Then take an old Tupperware or some container (can fill it with some linen cloth or whatever if you want, I didn't) and masking tape it onto the wall. Looks like shit but does no damage, but I did that at college cause fuckers were doing the same time, made it from ear wrenching to much much more bearable and didnt have to pay for damage cause masking tape comes off ez

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's unsafe doing that.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "retard smoked inside on the ground floor 10 metres from the front doors and got the entire office evacuated" episode
    >it's another "retard forgot about the toaster" episode
    >it's another "retard couldn't cook and threw water on the grease fire" episode
    are fire alarms the greatest IQ litmus test on the planet?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't fuck with it you dumb cunt, it's literally there to save your life. And to all the heroes saying cut it, break it or tape it go get well and truly fucked. Each has circuit has EOL monitoring so cut it or short it and I'll know, touch the tapping/dip switches and when I test impedance I'll know, jam anything in the speaker cone guess what? Db testing and I'll fucking know that too. Sick of morons damaging shit, would rat you out to owners and fire department if I looked after your building's system. Don't piss off a fire alarm guy, we are a spiteful and vindictive bunch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being this butthurt about retards culling themselves from the gene pool
      You need to relax, fren.

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