Signs someone is an operator or clandestine agent

>Always sits with back to wall in restaurant where they can see everyone who comes and goes
>Uses watch trick to raise their arm for easy access to shoulder holstered gun when server approaches
>"You can keep the change" instead of using calculator app when the bill arrives
>ignores any advances by the server and instead looks past her while responding to her

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of using calculator app when the bill arrives
    You can't do basic math in your head and need to take out your phone toy to do that? Have you considered that instead of being a sign of a glowie, that might be a sign of mental retardation?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he can take 15% in his head while having mental space remaining to maintain a complete operating picture
      tell me, anon, what's it like being part of Mensa?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mensa's a scam to rip people off with their membership fees. I couldn't tell you what membership is like.
        But if you can't mentally calculate 15% while thinking about your next cool operator move then perhaps you're not qualified to be an operator? Hell, how are you supposed concentrate on muh operation while you're playing with your phone toy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just move the decimal place over one then half it and add. Should be perfect for Europeans who can't divide by four.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this only works if you give everyone the same tip every time. I went to the restaurant where my friend's girlfriend works and paid for it and gave her 18%, so I used my phone

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You gotta admit, that is some grade A bullshit you trying to push. I had a really special case once in my life, so the tried and true method cannot be used, I remain a retard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I always pay 0% because I haven't eaten goyslop in going on 14 years now. Also pay 0% state tax on my grocery bill using the same simple trick.

            Tipping is moronic anyway. Imagine paying extra for someone doing the job they get paid to do. You're literally subsidising that business owners operating expenses with zero return. Fuck that.

            T. gnomish guy.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm the European type who thinks they should get a living wage, but I don't mind tipping a bonus 5-10% for good service.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tips are rarely based on service, but the attractiveness of the server. Some studies did a whole thing on it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Move 1 decimal get number, move decimal 2 spaces get number 2. Multiply number 2 by 8 then add it with number 1.

            Congrats you can do elementary school math now.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >just multiply by 0.1 then add that to the result multiplied by eight multiplied by 0.1
              why fucking bother trying to be exact at that point? Just do 15% and then add what feels right.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd actually just add half of 5% I already calculated and not be autistic about .5% but Anon was clearly being autistic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're an operator operating operationally you probably don't care about how much you're actually tipping and are only doing it to keep up appearances and not stand out. You don't want the server to remember you as the guy who stiffed them or the one who gave them a $20 tip like it was nothing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this. this is actually one of those times where your opsec relies on tipping 15%

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine paying EXACTLY what it says on the sticker without having to add anything
          >just add 10% and then half of that, are you retarded?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        15% is 10% + 1/2(10%)
        It's so fucking easy anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You divide by ten, then halve that figure. Add the first figure you solved for to the second one.
        Example: a fifteen percent tip for an 18 dollar bill is 1.8 + .9 which is 2.7. Round up to 3.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          15% is 10% + 1/2(10%)
          It's so fucking easy anon.

          smart

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Be me
        >Be fed
        >Sit with back to the wall as described in OP
        >Waitress brings check. Stare through her at boob height to maintain situational awareness on valued assets
        >Oh fuck math.jpeg
        >In my head move decimal one place over to the left and then double that
        >Retards on PrepHole think this is magic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol congrats you can do advanced math but that won't help you in a gunfight

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If the waiver shoots at me I won't tip them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not calculating a table of ballistic trajectories so you can shoot the bank robbers three blocks over with your P365 while you eat your appetizer
            You're not gonna make it anon, I'm sorry.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makes threads about obviously fake ways to find a glowie so he can fit in better with tactics that are not shared.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have to be 18 to post here

  4. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    Extremely dumb and possibly underage thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      h-hey there sage anon, saw you on b posting porn yesterday :3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol i see sage posting everywhere even when i'm on my phone

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he really goes around

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >b
        I haven't touched that shithole in 13 years

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you aint missing much tbh, place is stale as fuck

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can touch my shit hole anon

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they will have a large beard and tattoos and be shilling a coffee of some sort

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out I'm a clandestine operative.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wears an operator jacket like picrel

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really deppends on the type but generally strong physique language he speaks in that zone is not his native language + tries to fit in the people around him. But usually the physique & how he carries himself sould be the giveaway. + They are generally encountered in hot zones EG capitals or points of intrest for security contracts.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Signs of an operator:
    >always has someone watching his “six”
    >says cool shit like “watch my six”
    >bullet proof sunglasses
    >Carries in condition 3 because he knows he is cool under pressure

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just always tip $2 even if the service was bad.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feels great to not have to tip anyone

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >googled: greyman
    >copy paste from a 8 year old forum post
    >thread achieved

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clandestine operators don't eat in restaurants.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys realize there’s a brain dead trick for tips????
    >total $33.33
    >10%
    >move decimal over 1 to the left
    >3.33
    >half of 10% is 5% and 10+5=15
    >round for laziness
    >~5
    wow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he actually has time for complex math while dining

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always do all of these things wishing that people would think I'm cool and maybe the waitress would become intrigued with me. I'm also pretty fat but I'm thinking that people would take as another sign of me being operator because that is the ultimate blending in move. No one suspects an out of shape person of being an agent so they'd in actuality put all these things together and it would support their imaginary narrative of my imaginary narrative being true.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >acts autistic
    That’s your whole plan on discerning glowies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's already the normalfag definition: anyone who feels slightly "off" but is still somewhat functional though introverted. Hell, when I was in college half the dumbfuck kids thought I was drug lord or arms dealer. The other half thought I was a fucking spy. You know what the reason was? It was because I knew how to use the mail system and made near daily trips to the campus post office to drop off whatever the fuck I sold on eBay. You think my tuition is gonna pay itself? No wonder you fucks are up to your ears in debt!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These datamine threads are gay.
    The guy in the 5.11s is trying too hard.
    The guy with his back to the wall is a novelist trope by now.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    /pol/ is the official owner of /k/

    >eats cheeseburgers
    >wears clothes
    if you see someone doing either or both of these things, WATCH OUT! You have a real live glowmoron on your hands

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do all of this and I'm just autistic, so it's not foolproof.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they say hut a lot

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >advances by the server
    You are delusional

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ignores any advances by the server and instead looks past her while responding to her
    autism

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