Serious questions

Hi I wanted to know how I could become a "killing machine" that is to be able to face and adapt to almost any given situation and be able to beat my opponents without difficulties or with a good preparation if I face crazy people here are my questions: I suppose that MMA for hand to hand combat is the best choice is what I should add other disciplines like knife handling, stick ..., I would like to create a pseudo "armor" with what i can get my hands on easily to be able to stand in front of blades, heavy hits like a baseball bat or small guns but the most important for me is the hand to hand combat so how combined resistance with lightness and without being heavy as a tank and being able to be effective to run, climbing ..., how to create a blade system on my front arms to be able to poison or put poo on it to cause an infection afterwards if someone manages to escape + is that earplugs are enough not to kill my eardrums in the long run or that can be a weakness because I lose in audition and so I can get caught easily? and last question is this possible to modify a pair of shoes and add it as a solid material like metal for example on the tip, heels and sides of the feet to be able to literally break a rib or skull in single high kick + where can i learn how to create effective traps?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is pasta right guys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is not a troll why would waste my time on this ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can buy steel-toed boots. Maybe superglue some metal plates on the ends of them for added effect.
        As for arm knives you could buy some katanas and use rope to wrap them around your forearms.
        Earplugs are gay so don't use them but I guess they're fine if you don't mind looking like a gay. Hope this helps.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no I don’t want something so big how to explain what I’m looking for is like a system that I can activate with a button or wire that will pull out the blades on my forearms so that I can slice the flesh to make bleed like hell and steel toed boots are for working in dangerous jobs in general but can they be effective ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is now

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In half a decade when you're 18 you're going to look back on this phase of your life with great embarrassment.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You drink your piss and eat fish you catch with your hands by a waterfall where you meditate and attain tranquility inside yourself and feel the tao that ebbs through everything.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah bruh, it's not real. The guy with the most kills ever IRL was a piece of shit shooting people in the back of the head with teeny tiny pistol and with a team of dudes and an excavator burying them. He was a fat pasty shit, and got to do it because of political positioning.

    TL;DR be a politician not an anime character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i am not delusional nobody is invincible and if it magially hapens one day age will take care of the rest when i say this it is to be really good at this and be really annoying like putting traps everywhere or any types of viscious strategies i don't care about the numbers just to be able to sustain myself alone without the need of a team no anime/superhero shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah you need teamwork, you're not those things, nobody is. The teamwork is what'll do it, that was my point, the deadliest person isn't that deadly, just well connected. The lack of teamwork is the delusional/ fantasy aspect of this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i know but i prefer to die alone but knowing that i did the best i could than getting betrayed or counting on someone that is going to fail on his task miserably if i needed someone i would hire a trapper/sniper that never talk only do his duty and wait for antoher "mission" type of guy i need a shadow behind me but it would be too easy irealist to find someone like that irl

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    seven
    I mean to say you are pathetic and infantile. Of everyone alive you are the lowest and least worthy of attention or support. I hope you find the kindness to end our suffering and have a nice day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you still don't answer my questions ?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    read us military book.
    dont start shooting and just wait for people to fall into a trap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does it teach you guerilla types of tactics ? attacking at night , poisoning waters ... what books to look for ?

  7. 2 years ago
    Mandickhn

    Start pack

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your parents let you on PrepHole? what a fantastic start to life you've got there kiddo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for commenting

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a good thread. Keep it alive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what make this thread a good one i am simply asking for advices but nobody seems to really want to help i am not the only human that thought it am i ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Put chains around your wrists then you can swing them around like Igor. If you're strong enough they'll be like heavy whips.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to waste energie i need to be the most effective possible + chains can loosen overtime not réalité viable

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic esl sperg asks the anons on a siberian canoeing forum how to be the real life protagonist in his deranged daydreams
    This is gonna be good

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Becoming a "killing machine" is pretty easy, honestly. Just have a rifle with a high capacity mag and a full frame pistol on you at all times. It's seriously that simple.
    There is not a conceivable situation you could find yourself in where that combo would not work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know what i mean when i said "killing machine" it is not like a schoolshooter you need to train your body mind repress emotions learning tactics getting experience overtime ...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You just blew in from 2008 huh?
        How many fedoras do you own?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You still have to do all that with guns too. Just because you don't understand that doesn't mean it'd not true. No matter how good you get mentally or physically, you'll never out do a gun. You can being the walking tank god of Olympus but still get greased by a tweeker with a snub nosed .22 pistol.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are right but i prefer to work my body first and combat techniques and after that i can learn something else ...

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Sunday night. You have school tomorrow, young man.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You sound EXACTLY like me when I was 13

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