Hug my wife and child, pet my dog, lead my family in a prayer of thanksgiving that the Lord showed us the mercy of removing us from this realm of Satan.
Probably pour out some of the good cognac I have put away and light a fine cigar.
Go sit on my porch and welcome the Nuclear Apocalypse and it’s Sacred Plutonium Cleansing Fire.
Halleluiah, brothers and sisters!
As prophesied, He returns from the sky on the clouds.
In Noah’s age, the wicked world was unmade by water, and in our age it is promised we will end by fire.
Agnus Dei,
qui tolis peccata mundi,
dona nobis pacem.
fuck this guys dog
Celebrate
do this
Play a nice game of chess.
and this
Fuck my sister
i'd just give her cuddles while telling her everything will be ok
This is actually the worst thing to do, and is a symptom of hopelessness. The very first initial steps are crucial to take to survive, and survival is possible. Humanity will survive a nuclear war. So, the question is how do YOU survive it. >fill up bathtub of water >get the bugout kits ready >lay traps >abandon the spouse and definitely any kids (exception: unless you have a warrior spouse), too much bullshit tying you down
Time is of the essence, and you can't be fucking around (literally).
That's IMMEDIATE deaths. Then you get a lot of the injured people dying because any kind of emergency services that survived the bombs are comically, hopelessly overmatched.
And then the real dying starts when the next winter rolls in and your power infrastructure, national logistics and assorted things are all fucked beyond repair.
What's crazy is that most grocery stores have enough for 3-4 days of food. Most people don't keep more than a week of food at home, and if refrigeration goes then it's even less.
After a week or two you're going to have hundreds of thousands of hungry people looking for food. If you're anywhere near a population center that doesn't get wiped clean, then you need to hide your supplies. If you're rural but don't have food stocked and can't scavenge then you're also fucked.
Growing is nice but takes time and a lot of work. Who knows how crops and soil would be affected. I remember in that show Jericho they had to remove the top layer of topsoil to remove contamination. I think nuclear winter was proven to not be a real thing though, so that's good at least.
Apparently Vlad gives us enough time to listen to Land of Hope and Glory before the bombs hit.
Not sure how the rest of the country will survive without London, bankers and the Labour Party.
Everyone in the cities will be dead so it'll be fine.
Maybe, but enough of them would survive to take over what's left of the UK. In comparison to the white population, the are used to violence, living in disfunctional war ridden societies and surviving on fewer resources. Also, they are on average younger, breed faster and already follow local leaders and their own laws (the sharia) and will reconsolidate much faster then the rest.
Hug my wife and child, pet my dog, lead my family in a prayer of thanksgiving that the Lord showed us the mercy of removing us from this realm of Satan.
Probably pour out some of the good cognac I have put away and light a fine cigar.
Go sit on my porch and welcome the Nuclear Apocalypse and it’s Sacred Plutonium Cleansing Fire.
Halleluiah, brothers and sisters!
As prophesied, He returns from the sky on the clouds.
In Noah’s age, the wicked world was unmade by water, and in our age it is promised we will end by fire.
Agnus Dei,
qui tolis peccata mundi,
dona nobis pacem.
I live over 300km and a sea + mountain chain away from the nearest explosion. Not my problem.
You'd still be affected by mid- to long-term effects. Be it fallout (although at your distance it should be minimal) or the breakup of stuff like electricity.
As long as you don't live like the Amish you would feel negative effects sooner or later.
>implying russia actually has that many nukes >implying russias nucelar subs, what little of them are in functioning shape, arent deaded before any of the other nukes fly >implying Xi isnt getting a phone call when everything is already in the air not to launch or else
Subtract 95% of the strikes on CONUS and europe for a more realistic depiction
All the serious nuke targets are on the other side of the continent, they could put a dozen tsar bombas on Pine Gap and nobody would know until they read the news.
>Live outside of nuke threat areas >Commute into them once a week for work
Hopefully they strike on a Monday, would hate to have the fallout ruin my weekend.
>Now the place for me is up in them hills >In a cave way back in the rocks >When that thing goes off I'll get the char >But none of the real bad shocks >With a trusty gun and a can of beans >And an old hound dog or two >If there's anybody left it's gonna be me >When all of this mess is through
>italy turns into a crater >france is unscathed
Mmmh
>random nukes all the way up the northern Finland border >fuck the Mediterranean >FUCK Belgium >especially fuck Italy >no nukes on France >UK gets 2
What is this map
I question why France wasn't nuked more.
Seethe more nukelets
I can't hear you over my level of preparedness.
HON HON HON
>Tfw loving the country that constantly pursues Black and nafri immigration
Nah dude. Your people have no kindness, are very egocentric and every time I go up on a French city I feel like I were in Russia. The few french people that I met and were kind had something in common that they hate France because they awknowledge it and are very humble.
Holy shit this is the dumbest post on PrepHole about France in weeks. Do you even realize you ask french people to HATE their own country for your own personal convenience?
Why did you come to France if it's that horrible? How can you dare speak of arrogance or egocentricity in these conditions? Holy shit this is another proof the meme about french arrogance is the easiest code to crack: it's not the french that are arrogant, IT'S YOU. We are not the "russian" like-minded people, YOU ARE. WE do not come to YOUR land to talk shit and try to boss people around like you do.
The so called "humble" people you spoke to were not humble, they were gigacucks, and the very reason why France is going through so much shit. >Your people have no kindness
says the guy who gets to come to France to insult the people from there topkek the scale of your delusion is unbelievable.
Never come back, we're full.
I don't explicitly ask them. These are friends & bypassers that I met. There is just a coincidence between inteligence and self-awareness. Just saying. >Why did you come to France if it's that horrible
Idk. Maybe because there is a place where France or any other will never make it shit, which it is the sea. I went to french coastal towns to stay my day in the beach. Nice towns such as Argelers, Collioure or Banyuls.
>WE do not come to YOUR land to talk shit and try to boss people around like you do.
Fucking liar. French tourist like you are the ones bossing around. Like there was a time my friend got spited by these fuckers. They come to our cities and run over on us with their bicicles only to anger us on their language.
I've been to so many french cities & towns such as Font-Romeu, Bourg-Madame, Perpignan, Toulouse or Paris to know that their government does not care about it's people and decided that making roads with no guardrails or making towns and cities like if they were made in Russia is as well as giving any Black folk freedom without consecuences.
Like, look at how you guys act.
Averange frenchman: Ooooh oui oui putain de merde we like to shit on every country we border and although they are nice people with cool places we will triomphantly show our french pride full of rats and dirty water. We will NOT let the spanish let them flourish their railway network because although they have more potential than us we will be gays and be #1.
Also the average frenchman: What do you mean a Black has been beheaded????? Ooooh hon hon hon of course we will give them all our money and be tame with them. People MUST have the same right as us. What do you mean Black folks can't have weapons? RACISM, THAT RACISM YOU WILL BE CANCELED VIVE LA FRANCE
This is how you talk and sound like. Like a fucking clown. I hope France get partitioned. I'm sure any of the occupiers will do a better favor for the land that of France itself.
Holy kek you're a terminally ill spaniard, and that's the most retarded ESL rant on PrepHole this week, this explains so much. >Fucking liar. French tourist like you are the ones bossing around.
I never traveled anywhere, although I agree many "french" tourists are causing a lot of ruckus. I say "french" because with the amount of mongrels with foreign origins you never know.
Say, Carlos, did you know many of these "french" are actually of spanish descent? Who knows, maybe these guys are your cousins? >Like there was a time my friend got spited by these fuckers. They come to our cities and run over on us with their bicicles only to anger us on their language.
MY FUCKING SIDES
Did they fart in your face too? Please tell me they let out smelly ones in your face before fleeing while laughing like >HON HON HON LE PROUT IN YOUR FACE HON HON HON JE SUIS PÉTOMANE LA PAËLLA GIVES ME LE FUNNY GASSES.
I don't give a single fuck what NATO is called in frog speak you retarded baguette fag, do any other countries put their own language title and acronym on NATO?
>I don't give a single fuck what NATO is called in frog speak you retarded baguette fag, do any other countries put their own language title and acronym on NATO?
Are you ready to feel extremely dumb my dear francophobe anon?
Are you?
NATO OTAN was created in 1949.
Here's the COMMUNIQUÉ (oh no a french word in my english) >https://www.nato.int/docu/comm/49-95/c490917a.htm
Look at the list you disgusting mongrel: >The Council established by Article 9 of the North Atlantic Treaty held its first session in Washington on September 17, 1949. Representatives >of the Parties to the Treaty attending this first session were: >For Belgium, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, M. Paul van Zeeland; >for Canada, the Secretary of State for External Affairs, Mr. Lester B. Pearson; >for Denmark, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Gustav Rasmussen; >for France, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, M. Robert Schuman; >for Iceland, the Minister to the United States, Mr. Thor Thors; >for Italy, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Count Sforza; >for Luxembourg, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Josef Bech; >for the Netherlands, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Dr. Dirk U. Stikker; >for Norway, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Halvard M. Lange; >for Portugal, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Jose Caeiro de Matta; >for the United Kingdom, the Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs, Mr. Ernest Bevin; >for the United States, the Secretary of State, Mr. Dean Acheson.
That's 12 countries, of which 4 have FRENCH AS AN OFFICIAL LANGUAGE.
France, Belgium, Canada, Luxemburg.
And which of these countries had ENGLISH as an official language at the time?
OH THAT'S RIGHT, THREE OF THEM. USA, UK, CANADA.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
DOES THAT MEAN MORE COUNTRIES FROM 1949's NATO WERE SPEAKING FRENCH THAN ENGLISH?
DOES THAT MEAN THAT LE DEMOCRACY APPLIED?
T-THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Topkek why are you guys always so fucking dumb?
I blame common core.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
what the fuck is this cope lmao
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>t-this is c-cope!
Yeah right and these pictures do not exist either.
french being an official language in Nato is just pity being taken upon the french for getting beasted on hardcore by the German army and no amount of lowlands cope countries (Luxemburg doesn't even have 1k active service) will change that
>is just pity being taken upon the french for getting beasted on hardcore by the German army and no amount of lowlands cope countries (Luxemburg doesn't even have 1k active service) will change that
So tell me why "OTAN" did not disappeared when France left the integrated command in 1966 after ousting the american troops from french territory? Were the americans already cucked back then or something? Was it Trump's fault? Was it Biden's?
now how many of those 4 had French as their MAIN language instead of just an "official" language
>lmao now this is actual cope.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he took the bait
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Hurr durr I was just pretending to be retarded
Yes anon I'm sure you were.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
french being an official language in Nato is just pity being taken upon the french for getting beasted on hardcore by the German army and no amount of lowlands cope countries (Luxemburg doesn't even have 1k active service) will change that
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
now how many of those 4 had French as their MAIN language instead of just an "official" language
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/sEHwgyy.jpg
>Hurr durr I was just pretending to be retarded
Yes anon I'm sure you were.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Three of them actually, Belgium had a majority of french speakers back then, same as Luxembourg. But that doesn't make any sense since "main" is not taken into account when considering the status of either official languages in multilingual countries. For example italian is an official language in Switzerland regardless of the fact more swiss speak german dialects.
So I'm still not sure what you're trying to point out here.
And before you comment on this, no, at that time Denmark and Norway were not using english as a de facto everyday's tongue.
Guess I fill my bathtubs full with potable water while I still can, poach some deer if I can before fallout cloud comes in (smoke it), otherwise I guess live off my stockpiles of food for a few months and don't leave my house until the signal gets broadcast to come back out. might bother to bring my chickens inside and sacrifice a room to the stank to exchange scraps for eggs.
Likely die of cancer at some point in that scenario. May want to try going 30 miles south and setting up in an old mine or something but afraid that might get me shot faster than staying put.
Make the quick mile drive to my local grocery, steal whatever I can throw in my cart in 10 minutes, (Probably mostly wine, bottled water, and cigarettes tbh) then head home and try to arrange all my boxes/furniture around my interior bathroom/hallway to try and protect myself from the imminent fallout. Then hunker down with all my funs, some booze, and some hex and counter wargames to wait to die alone from radiation sickness.
If I'm not ready, then make love and dance a little jig. Take in some fresh air, maybe a tall glass of orange juice, accept my fate and go to the Lord.
If I am ready, then deep into the concrete sealed mountain caves to prepare for the Long Night. Give it two weeks for the exponential radioactive decay, maybe two months to be safe. Venture out in full rad gear to take a soil sample and maybe take a peek as well.
Laugh my ass off at the fact that MY country didn't get nuked while my shitty neighbour did while preparing for the upcoming utter shitshow that will follows a nuclear exchange.
It's misery porn and not reflective of reality outside of the immediate aftermath in the heart of major cities. Radiological hazards will be relatively minor with a concerted effort from local authorities, and freed from the constraints of an international market, Britain could easily sell back land to farmers on credit and ramp up production within a year. Without access to reservoirs, and lacking the ability to transport potable water, most of the inner city will die before they can escape the devastation. Though casualties will be high initially, this leaves refugee relocation to be more orderly and dispersed; resulting in fewer shortages. Britain will not devolve into unga-bunga cave-chavs within a generation.
>freed from the constraints of an international market
You mean starving to death while having no electricity, fuel, spare parts or any way to obtain these things?
>Britain will not devolve into unga-bunga cave-chavs within a generation.
No, but it will devolve into an Afghanistan-tier tribal society thanks to all the towelheads living in the UK.
>thanks to all the towelheads living in the UK
that were instantly vaporised or blasted into ash sculptures because, aside from a couple of enclave towns, they live exclusively in the middle of major cities.
Maybe, but enough of them would survive to take over what's left of the UK. In comparison to the white population, the are used to violence, living in disfunctional war ridden societies and surviving on fewer resources. Also, they are on average younger, breed faster and already follow local leaders and their own laws (the sharia) and will reconsolidate much faster then the rest.
The movie was made by culural marxists to scare british ppl from fighting the ussr and undermine moral, that's why it's so comically grimdark.
It's misery porn and not reflective of reality outside of the immediate aftermath in the heart of major cities. Radiological hazards will be relatively minor with a concerted effort from local authorities, and freed from the constraints of an international market, Britain could easily sell back land to farmers on credit and ramp up production within a year. Without access to reservoirs, and lacking the ability to transport potable water, most of the inner city will die before they can escape the devastation. Though casualties will be high initially, this leaves refugee relocation to be more orderly and dispersed; resulting in fewer shortages. Britain will not devolve into unga-bunga cave-chavs within a generation.
In a 500+ nuke scenario that is effectively enough nukes to hit at least ten cities in every state. Priority targets are high population density centers and enemy silo locations. So a fairly good cross section of both urban and rural area gets hit. If you are near any sort of military base or major manufacturing hub you are just straight up deleted in the initial exchange.
What comes after is the true horror because there will be no cavalry coming to your rescue. Supply chains will be royally fucked. Both sides will still be hunkering down in case of a second strike. The amount of ash and fire all around turns any dry zones with lots of wood into uncontrollable wildfire. Food is limited to whatever non-refrigerated dry goods you have. Most wildlife will be dead so no chance hunting. And then there is the issue of all electronics in the general area being turned into paper weights so no lights at night, no fleeing by vehicle, no police, no firefighters, no ambulances. Then you have to deal with not only sick and desperate survivors but also the criminal element making moves.
Things would be beyond fucked. Think about how piss poorly the gov even managed COVID and a nuclear exchange would be infinitely worse. If you haven't bugged out to a location that wouldn't be under any effects of it you might as well just commit suicide because you likely aren't going to want to live in the world that comes after.
Why would they only nuke the US and not touch Europe? If anything Europe would be the main target (outside of US nuclear silos and ports) just so no one could invade the remnants of Russia
It was based on every possible worst case scenario in 1984 coming true, including the worst case scenario of the Soviets being honest about how strong they were.
In other words, yes, it's an exaggeration, especially if you try to apply it to 2023, where the balance of power is hugely different. Although things would still be fucked.
>random nukes all the way up the northern Finland border >fuck the Mediterranean >FUCK Belgium >especially fuck Italy >no nukes on France >UK gets 2
What is this map
Laugh my ass off. I know the people in power are retarded, but going full retard and leaving the planet to the chinese, India, the African blacks and the SA trannies will beat all expectations. I'd never knew what were they thinking.
I would be scared but ultimately thrilled at the prospect of white people getting a reset in this country even though I personally might not make it. The important thing is the lowlife filth in urban centers won’t make it but the good people of the rural states will be much better off and finally throw that millstone off.
Europe is too packed together for that calculus but as long as the good people in America makes it we can help the Euros get back up. Next time we have to make sure this brand of liberalism never arises again and keep the third world out.
>china not hit >india not hit >west europe left alone >japan and korea left alone
whoever made this is a moron, if nuke are involved you fucking bet everyone that has one will fucking launch it and get hit at the same time
Hunker down, kill everyone foreign in my lands when they come. Brown? Dead. Slovene? Dead? Serb? Dead? Mixed nationality? Dead. Etc
Hide from radiation ofc
I would be fucked if rains fall down before I get some suplies
go to my workplace and steal as much canned goods as possible, fill my sink, bathtub and as many containers with water as possible and get underground. i ain't just dying.
Fuck my wife, die
Fuck this guy's wife, die
Fucking this guy and then this other guys wife then die
Fuck myself, die
fuck this guys wife
fuck this guys dog
do this
and this
i'd just give her cuddles while telling her everything will be ok
Fuck this guy's dad
and this guy's mom
and this guy's chessboard
and this guy's waifu pillow
and this guy's Gwen Tennyson poster
ORGY ORGY ORGY ORGY ORGY
This is actually the worst thing to do, and is a symptom of hopelessness. The very first initial steps are crucial to take to survive, and survival is possible. Humanity will survive a nuclear war. So, the question is how do YOU survive it.
>fill up bathtub of water
>get the bugout kits ready
>lay traps
>abandon the spouse and definitely any kids (exception: unless you have a warrior spouse), too much bullshit tying you down
Time is of the essence, and you can't be fucking around (literally).
Fuck every replying to this, go outside and Fuck somemore.
Masturbate in the corner watching this guy fucking his wife, die
Rush to this guy's house for the orgy. Get there too late. Yell "FUCK!" as I die.
Sell viagra in front of this guy's house, make a good buck, die.
Nukes aren't real.
I'm this guy's wife covered in the semen of 300 people, I'll blow our son and die
Fuck this guy's toaster. Die
Wow, would it really only be 34 million deaths?
I honestly don't think I'd notice it until I tried to check the news the next day.
That's IMMEDIATE deaths. Then you get a lot of the injured people dying because any kind of emergency services that survived the bombs are comically, hopelessly overmatched.
And then the real dying starts when the next winter rolls in and your power infrastructure, national logistics and assorted things are all fucked beyond repair.
What's crazy is that most grocery stores have enough for 3-4 days of food. Most people don't keep more than a week of food at home, and if refrigeration goes then it's even less.
After a week or two you're going to have hundreds of thousands of hungry people looking for food. If you're anywhere near a population center that doesn't get wiped clean, then you need to hide your supplies. If you're rural but don't have food stocked and can't scavenge then you're also fucked.
Growing is nice but takes time and a lot of work. Who knows how crops and soil would be affected. I remember in that show Jericho they had to remove the top layer of topsoil to remove contamination. I think nuclear winter was proven to not be a real thing though, so that's good at least.
>Live in inner London
Apparently Vlad gives us enough time to listen to Land of Hope and Glory before the bombs hit.
Not sure how the rest of the country will survive without London, bankers and the Labour Party.
Everyone in the cities will be dead so it'll be fine.
Touch grass, friend.
>Touch grass, friend.
Reality bites.
>nothing below the equator
wouldn't know until I brought something at a shop with a radio going. or someone made a thread about it.
>to check the news the next day.
Lol...lmao even.
10-20 million tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.
Honestly. Not even 1% of the Earth's population dying seems pretty underwhelming for the absolute worst-case global disaster.
shit post until the internet goes out and then eat a bullet.
rejoice.
Hug my wife and child, pet my dog, lead my family in a prayer of thanksgiving that the Lord showed us the mercy of removing us from this realm of Satan.
Probably pour out some of the good cognac I have put away and light a fine cigar.
Go sit on my porch and welcome the Nuclear Apocalypse and it’s Sacred Plutonium Cleansing Fire.
Halleluiah, brothers and sisters!
As prophesied, He returns from the sky on the clouds.
In Noah’s age, the wicked world was unmade by water, and in our age it is promised we will end by fire.
Agnus Dei,
qui tolis peccata mundi,
dona nobis pacem.
you probably have time for half of that to be honest man.
Cognac, cigar and prayer then.
I assume I’ll have time to hug the wife and kid and pet the dog in Heaven, but the cognac and the cigar,..
(Do they HAVE a Smoking Section in Heaven?).
Jesus was a two-pack-a-day man.
What a pretentious twat
Calling based
Cry harder
You'd still be affected by mid- to long-term effects. Be it fallout (although at your distance it should be minimal) or the breakup of stuff like electricity.
As long as you don't live like the Amish you would feel negative effects sooner or later.
We need to develop a bomb that only kills Catholics.
>pet my dog
only part of this post worth reading
I’m very sad for you that you only use your penis for a “Loneliness Handle”.
I will PRAY for you!
You won’t get any mogambo in Heaven either, Waldo.
Life is fleeting, Incel is eternal…
Sic Transit Caelibatum In Aeternum
>implying russia actually has that many nukes
>implying russias nucelar subs, what little of them are in functioning shape, arent deaded before any of the other nukes fly
>implying Xi isnt getting a phone call when everything is already in the air not to launch or else
Subtract 95% of the strikes on CONUS and europe for a more realistic depiction
Cannibal Warlord.
Point out SEA or the Third World aren't skipping this party.
OP doesn't know about the Dead Hand's protocol or believes soviet knockout AAs made by thirdies are going to save him.
And now OP kindly resume your ranting about da joos at 4chan
that requires Dead Hand to be on, when it's allegedly always off
looks like australians and africans would be fine based on this projection of hits
it's from a movie dude, I am pretty sure someone would nuke Australia if it happened, too many US assets here
All the serious nuke targets are on the other side of the continent, they could put a dozen tsar bombas on Pine Gap and nobody would know until they read the news.
>Live outside of nuke threat areas
>Commute into them once a week for work
Hopefully they strike on a Monday, would hate to have the fallout ruin my weekend.
Argentina always wins!
Celebrate
>Now the place for me is up in them hills
>In a cave way back in the rocks
>When that thing goes off I'll get the char
>But none of the real bad shocks
>With a trusty gun and a can of beans
>And an old hound dog or two
>If there's anybody left it's gonna be me
>When all of this mess is through
Cum, then continue life.
ask why China isn't being hit, and then die
Aaaah pues nada tío. Mientras ellos se lían de puñetazos aquí se vive, se siente de chill.
>Tfw no France nuking
Please someone for the love of God.
Seethe more nukelets
I can't hear you over my level of preparedness.
HON HON HON
>Tfw loving the country that constantly pursues Black and nafri immigration
Nah dude. Your people have no kindness, are very egocentric and every time I go up on a French city I feel like I were in Russia. The few french people that I met and were kind had something in common that they hate France because they awknowledge it and are very humble.
Holy shit this is the dumbest post on PrepHole about France in weeks. Do you even realize you ask french people to HATE their own country for your own personal convenience?
Why did you come to France if it's that horrible? How can you dare speak of arrogance or egocentricity in these conditions? Holy shit this is another proof the meme about french arrogance is the easiest code to crack: it's not the french that are arrogant, IT'S YOU. We are not the "russian" like-minded people, YOU ARE. WE do not come to YOUR land to talk shit and try to boss people around like you do.
The so called "humble" people you spoke to were not humble, they were gigacucks, and the very reason why France is going through so much shit.
>Your people have no kindness
says the guy who gets to come to France to insult the people from there topkek the scale of your delusion is unbelievable.
Never come back, we're full.
I don't explicitly ask them. These are friends & bypassers that I met. There is just a coincidence between inteligence and self-awareness. Just saying.
>Why did you come to France if it's that horrible
Idk. Maybe because there is a place where France or any other will never make it shit, which it is the sea. I went to french coastal towns to stay my day in the beach. Nice towns such as Argelers, Collioure or Banyuls.
>WE do not come to YOUR land to talk shit and try to boss people around like you do.
Fucking liar. French tourist like you are the ones bossing around. Like there was a time my friend got spited by these fuckers. They come to our cities and run over on us with their bicicles only to anger us on their language.
I've been to so many french cities & towns such as Font-Romeu, Bourg-Madame, Perpignan, Toulouse or Paris to know that their government does not care about it's people and decided that making roads with no guardrails or making towns and cities like if they were made in Russia is as well as giving any Black folk freedom without consecuences.
Like, look at how you guys act.
Averange frenchman: Ooooh oui oui putain de merde we like to shit on every country we border and although they are nice people with cool places we will triomphantly show our french pride full of rats and dirty water. We will NOT let the spanish let them flourish their railway network because although they have more potential than us we will be gays and be #1.
Also the average frenchman: What do you mean a Black has been beheaded????? Ooooh hon hon hon of course we will give them all our money and be tame with them. People MUST have the same right as us. What do you mean Black folks can't have weapons? RACISM, THAT RACISM YOU WILL BE CANCELED VIVE LA FRANCE
This is how you talk and sound like. Like a fucking clown. I hope France get partitioned. I'm sure any of the occupiers will do a better favor for the land that of France itself.
>Has been beheaded
Has beheaded a teacher
Holy kek you're a terminally ill spaniard, and that's the most retarded ESL rant on PrepHole this week, this explains so much.
>Fucking liar. French tourist like you are the ones bossing around.
I never traveled anywhere, although I agree many "french" tourists are causing a lot of ruckus. I say "french" because with the amount of mongrels with foreign origins you never know.
Say, Carlos, did you know many of these "french" are actually of spanish descent? Who knows, maybe these guys are your cousins?
>Like there was a time my friend got spited by these fuckers. They come to our cities and run over on us with their bicicles only to anger us on their language.
MY FUCKING SIDES
Did they fart in your face too? Please tell me they let out smelly ones in your face before fleeing while laughing like
>HON HON HON LE PROUT IN YOUR FACE HON HON HON JE SUIS PÉTOMANE LA PAËLLA GIVES ME LE FUNNY GASSES.
Learn how to spell NATO you backwards fucks
SAY IT WITH ME
>ORGANISATION DU TRAITÉ DE L'ATLANTIQUE NORD.
I don't give a single fuck what NATO is called in frog speak you retarded baguette fag, do any other countries put their own language title and acronym on NATO?
>I don't give a single fuck what NATO is called in frog speak you retarded baguette fag, do any other countries put their own language title and acronym on NATO?
Are you ready to feel extremely dumb my dear francophobe anon?
Are you?
NATO OTAN was created in 1949.
Here's the COMMUNIQUÉ (oh no a french word in my english)
>https://www.nato.int/docu/comm/49-95/c490917a.htm
Look at the list you disgusting mongrel:
>The Council established by Article 9 of the North Atlantic Treaty held its first session in Washington on September 17, 1949. Representatives >of the Parties to the Treaty attending this first session were:
>For Belgium, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, M. Paul van Zeeland;
>for Canada, the Secretary of State for External Affairs, Mr. Lester B. Pearson;
>for Denmark, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Gustav Rasmussen;
>for France, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, M. Robert Schuman;
>for Iceland, the Minister to the United States, Mr. Thor Thors;
>for Italy, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Count Sforza;
>for Luxembourg, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Josef Bech;
>for the Netherlands, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Dr. Dirk U. Stikker;
>for Norway, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Halvard M. Lange;
>for Portugal, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Jose Caeiro de Matta;
>for the United Kingdom, the Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs, Mr. Ernest Bevin;
>for the United States, the Secretary of State, Mr. Dean Acheson.
That's 12 countries, of which 4 have FRENCH AS AN OFFICIAL LANGUAGE.
France, Belgium, Canada, Luxemburg.
And which of these countries had ENGLISH as an official language at the time?
OH THAT'S RIGHT, THREE OF THEM. USA, UK, CANADA.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
DOES THAT MEAN MORE COUNTRIES FROM 1949's NATO WERE SPEAKING FRENCH THAN ENGLISH?
DOES THAT MEAN THAT LE DEMOCRACY APPLIED?
T-THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Topkek why are you guys always so fucking dumb?
I blame common core.
what the fuck is this cope lmao
>t-this is c-cope!
Yeah right and these pictures do not exist either.
>is just pity being taken upon the french for getting beasted on hardcore by the German army and no amount of lowlands cope countries (Luxemburg doesn't even have 1k active service) will change that
So tell me why "OTAN" did not disappeared when France left the integrated command in 1966 after ousting the american troops from french territory? Were the americans already cucked back then or something? Was it Trump's fault? Was it Biden's?
>lmao now this is actual cope.
>he took the bait
>Hurr durr I was just pretending to be retarded
Yes anon I'm sure you were.
french being an official language in Nato is just pity being taken upon the french for getting beasted on hardcore by the German army and no amount of lowlands cope countries (Luxemburg doesn't even have 1k active service) will change that
now how many of those 4 had French as their MAIN language instead of just an "official" language
Three of them actually, Belgium had a majority of french speakers back then, same as Luxembourg. But that doesn't make any sense since "main" is not taken into account when considering the status of either official languages in multilingual countries. For example italian is an official language in Switzerland regardless of the fact more swiss speak german dialects.
So I'm still not sure what you're trying to point out here.
And before you comment on this, no, at that time Denmark and Norway were not using english as a de facto everyday's tongue.
>he took the bait again
>francophobe
I'm not afraid
Wonder why the britbongs have a nuke at Gibraltar they used to blow themselves up?
Shift click thread after callin op a gay for making a garbage thread
gay
laugh at how fake and inaccurate it is
Highly doubtful that my city is a target. I would move to my village house and raise chickens lol.
I live over 300km and a sea + mountain chain away from the nearest explosion. Not my problem.
>northern hemisphere retards culling each other
I sleep
How will you fare in the new world without gibs?
The same as I always have: as well as I can, and in the end everyone dies anyway
Only 94 million casualties? Not that bad
Seems very low, actually. Europe and north america have about a billion people combined, so that's not even a 10% casualty rate.
>94 million?
>whaddya mean only 200 million deaths?
>I’ll have you know you’ll be hearing from my lawyer about the 1 billion dead I was promised
Thank god I live in
>Argentina
Play a nice game of chess.
Not tic-tac-toe?
Guess I fill my bathtubs full with potable water while I still can, poach some deer if I can before fallout cloud comes in (smoke it), otherwise I guess live off my stockpiles of food for a few months and don't leave my house until the signal gets broadcast to come back out. might bother to bring my chickens inside and sacrifice a room to the stank to exchange scraps for eggs.
Likely die of cancer at some point in that scenario. May want to try going 30 miles south and setting up in an old mine or something but afraid that might get me shot faster than staying put.
Wonder why the fuck we're not aiming at China
Rejoice.
Make the quick mile drive to my local grocery, steal whatever I can throw in my cart in 10 minutes, (Probably mostly wine, bottled water, and cigarettes tbh) then head home and try to arrange all my boxes/furniture around my interior bathroom/hallway to try and protect myself from the imminent fallout. Then hunker down with all my funs, some booze, and some hex and counter wargames to wait to die alone from radiation sickness.
A C C E L E R A T E
Accelerate my cock into your ass gay
stfu queer
> china and india aren't targeted
I get disappointed, I guess.
If I'm not ready, then make love and dance a little jig. Take in some fresh air, maybe a tall glass of orange juice, accept my fate and go to the Lord.
If I am ready, then deep into the concrete sealed mountain caves to prepare for the Long Night. Give it two weeks for the exponential radioactive decay, maybe two months to be safe. Venture out in full rad gear to take a soil sample and maybe take a peek as well.
Fuck myself, get caught in an endless cycle of death and rebirth
Accept death
>italy turns into a crater
>france is unscathed
Mmmh
Laugh my ass off at the fact that MY country didn't get nuked while my shitty neighbour did while preparing for the upcoming utter shitshow that will follows a nuclear exchange.
Fuck my sister
Depending on her age, I'll help you with that
Was the movie an exaggeration or will it really get that bad?
The movie was made by culural marxists to scare british ppl from fighting the ussr and undermine moral, that's why it's so comically grimdark.
It's misery porn and not reflective of reality outside of the immediate aftermath in the heart of major cities. Radiological hazards will be relatively minor with a concerted effort from local authorities, and freed from the constraints of an international market, Britain could easily sell back land to farmers on credit and ramp up production within a year. Without access to reservoirs, and lacking the ability to transport potable water, most of the inner city will die before they can escape the devastation. Though casualties will be high initially, this leaves refugee relocation to be more orderly and dispersed; resulting in fewer shortages. Britain will not devolve into unga-bunga cave-chavs within a generation.
>freed from the constraints of an international market
You mean starving to death while having no electricity, fuel, spare parts or any way to obtain these things?
>Britain will not devolve into unga-bunga cave-chavs within a generation.
No, but it will devolve into an Afghanistan-tier tribal society thanks to all the towelheads living in the UK.
>thanks to all the towelheads living in the UK
that were instantly vaporised or blasted into ash sculptures because, aside from a couple of enclave towns, they live exclusively in the middle of major cities.
this
rural areas are like 95% white and cities are like 60% white,
Maybe, but enough of them would survive to take over what's left of the UK. In comparison to the white population, the are used to violence, living in disfunctional war ridden societies and surviving on fewer resources. Also, they are on average younger, breed faster and already follow local leaders and their own laws (the sharia) and will reconsolidate much faster then the rest.
In a 500+ nuke scenario that is effectively enough nukes to hit at least ten cities in every state. Priority targets are high population density centers and enemy silo locations. So a fairly good cross section of both urban and rural area gets hit. If you are near any sort of military base or major manufacturing hub you are just straight up deleted in the initial exchange.
What comes after is the true horror because there will be no cavalry coming to your rescue. Supply chains will be royally fucked. Both sides will still be hunkering down in case of a second strike. The amount of ash and fire all around turns any dry zones with lots of wood into uncontrollable wildfire. Food is limited to whatever non-refrigerated dry goods you have. Most wildlife will be dead so no chance hunting. And then there is the issue of all electronics in the general area being turned into paper weights so no lights at night, no fleeing by vehicle, no police, no firefighters, no ambulances. Then you have to deal with not only sick and desperate survivors but also the criminal element making moves.
Things would be beyond fucked. Think about how piss poorly the gov even managed COVID and a nuclear exchange would be infinitely worse. If you haven't bugged out to a location that wouldn't be under any effects of it you might as well just commit suicide because you likely aren't going to want to live in the world that comes after.
the scenario in OP is the "30 most populated cities" of both sides
Why would they only nuke the US and not touch Europe? If anything Europe would be the main target (outside of US nuclear silos and ports) just so no one could invade the remnants of Russia
I love long winded posts written by people who have no idea what they're talking about.
The best thing about global thermonuclear death will be the EMP fags getting BTFO when the flashlights, cars, and red dots still work.
proofs
It was based on every possible worst case scenario in 1984 coming true, including the worst case scenario of the Soviets being honest about how strong they were.
In other words, yes, it's an exaggeration, especially if you try to apply it to 2023, where the balance of power is hugely different. Although things would still be fucked.
time to crack open the beans
no love for south of the equator?
move to brazil
>random nukes all the way up the northern Finland border
>fuck the Mediterranean
>FUCK Belgium
>especially fuck Italy
>no nukes on France
>UK gets 2
What is this map
looks like i'd be fine other than radioactive shit possibly drifting all the way up from the US
I rcon this Spanish point is the Rota naval base, but they are too delusional to think that even a single port is going to be spared
Also no idea why Okinawa has not yet burned
Hug parents and sit on couch and hope we get destroyed by the blast instead of the alternative longer way of death.
Laugh my ass off. I know the people in power are retarded, but going full retard and leaving the planet to the chinese, India, the African blacks and the SA trannies will beat all expectations. I'd never knew what were they thinking.
I question why France wasn't nuked more.
Wtf...why is pissrael not getting nuked?
They just start the wars. They don't fight them.
I would be scared but ultimately thrilled at the prospect of white people getting a reset in this country even though I personally might not make it. The important thing is the lowlife filth in urban centers won’t make it but the good people of the rural states will be much better off and finally throw that millstone off.
Europe is too packed together for that calculus but as long as the good people in America makes it we can help the Euros get back up. Next time we have to make sure this brand of liberalism never arises again and keep the third world out.
Laugh in Australian, then prepare my crossbow and assless chaps
post e-bois on PrepHole, see if jannies are dedicated enough to delete it
>post e-bois
Just post Gwen, the jannies appreciate Gwen Tennyson posting
Crawl out through the fallout, baby.
Have it play tic-tac-toe instead
die in 45 minutes.
Quick! Someone shoop Pringles head on here.
Africa untouched
Why nuke a place that already looks like it's been nuked?
TOTAL NORTHENERS DEATH, THE SOUTH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
So who are the new global powers? Australia and some others?
Drive straight to the nearest strategic asset, park outside of it and drink enough alcohol to put me to sleep.
Put on my sunglasses and watch the show
I will go out as I lived. With my dick in my hand and a gun in my other
>china not hit
>india not hit
>west europe left alone
>japan and korea left alone
whoever made this is a moron, if nuke are involved you fucking bet everyone that has one will fucking launch it and get hit at the same time
sip more coffee from my comfy command center with such a fancy and probably AI powered display
Print out as much furry porn as a possibly can before the internet dies then lay down in a pre-dug ditch to hopefully not die from the shockwave
That's it?
How can we make the number go higher?
attack more than just each side's 30 most populated cities
Its fake Russian disinfo. They dont have nukes. Its best to nuke Russia.
>Israel untouched
They planned the whole thing, didn't they?
Wouldn't worry about it.
>>8b people on the planet
>>less than 100 mil in danger
Ausies will inherit the earth.
scary fucking thought tbh. we'll just sell it to the chinese.
with the model in OP, all of the US gets nuked except for Alaska, but Canada is untouched
They have to live in Canada. There is no worse fate.
Alaska would likely be part of Canada if Russians hadn't claimed it first
Nothing, just continue browsing this shithole. Probably a nothingburger anyway since nothing ever fucking happens.
god i wish that were me
ook ook imma nook
i said ook ook imma nook
ook ook imma nook
i said ook ook imma nuke
ook ook imma nook
i said ook ook imma nook
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i said ook ook imma nuke
Be glad the Russians don’t have any working nukes
Hunker down, kill everyone foreign in my lands when they come. Brown? Dead. Slovene? Dead? Serb? Dead? Mixed nationality? Dead. Etc
Hide from radiation ofc
I would be fucked if rains fall down before I get some suplies
post on PrepHole.org/k/
>France is spared
I guess we are the rulers of what is left of the world
>implying India wouldn't nuke Pakistan just to get in on the violence
go to my workplace and steal as much canned goods as possible, fill my sink, bathtub and as many containers with water as possible and get underground. i ain't just dying.