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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wa'alaikum Salaam. I heatd you have a Khyber Pass hand-made .303 British bolt-action Pseudo-AK ?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn own a cozy gun bazaar in northern Syria
    it's over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayy yo what up Mohamed? Could I have one authentic M4 left over from the Afghanistan pullout and however many AK variants $2000 gets me? Seriously, just start piling your most popular ones on the counter. Thanks homie.

      oh shit hold up, how much for the RPG?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hol up... How much for the shorty vz58? You got any more mags?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn own a cozy gun bazaar in northern Syria
      >it's over
      not with that attitude

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's what I'm saying

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you got battletoads?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much for that SVD?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 goats

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a psl

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Firearms seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest guns

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the Muslim not being a petty c**t actually sells it to you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Turns out you really couldn't handle his strongest guns

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What do you mean overchar *ACK*

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's me Gordon, Barney from *ACK* Mesa
              >Hey sorry for the scare, I had to put on a show for the mods
              >I've been working undercover for with the jannies. I can't take too long, I'm way behind on my unpaid labor quota

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you survive the Controller?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cannot handle my strongest guns, anon

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no cyoa yet
    someone call /tg/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah shit, its a tie between the M2 and the Garand for me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buy m2
        >buddy up with garand friend
        >ask him to build killdozer 2.0
        >hop in when it's done
        >become unstoppable gods of shitposting irl
        >drive around wherever you want
        >never run out of supplies because you can drive into any shop without having to worry about anything catching you off guard
        >never run out of money because you can just drive into a bank
        the american dream

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take the Garand and become a DIY god, though getting an 11 in charisma is very tempting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would pick the Luger but the only thing will change is that my eyes will change from grey to blue. So the 1911 it is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I take the M2, just for the goddamn immigration papers. God bless America.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        M2 or Garand for me.
        M2 for the papers, Garand so I can help my friends with their boats.

        based, take the M2, throw away the gun (I'm afraid of the ATF), enjoy your green card

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >(I'm afraid of the ATF)
          first of all: you're a coward.
          second: what is the ATF going to do? you have an M2!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like a tasting, habibi

      Rolling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit pic. Garand basically guarantees a living wage no matter what. Nothing else compares.
      The Luger's a distant second.
      Unless we're rollin' for it, but there's no indication of that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Unless we're rollin' for it
        that would be an instant ban on /k/. even in the humor threads
        mods are homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Garand is the only choice in that case, since it gives you a practical Midas' touch with none of the downsides.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/irCs2mj.gif

        The Garand is the only choice in that case, since it gives you a practical Midas' touch with none of the downsides.

        Enjoy poorgay status while us 1911 chads bring in the real dough.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, yeah, sure. Until you get upstaged by someone straight up better than you. After that all you have is "charging" your opponent alongside your lackeys. Notice it says "when things go bad" not "if". You like russian roulette?

          Realistically it was a mistake to make any of the abilities non-combat-related since the chances of anyone actually getting into a fight is extremely slim.

          Also, I don't see how the Luger is inferior to the M2. Taking the M2 will basically make you almost invincible. The M1911 seems like a good pick too

          Enjoy your handful, at best, of impenetrable bubbles. Outside of them you're nothing. Do you want to live out the rest of your life inside your house? Your apartment? Your car? Your private jet?

          Think, you Black persontards. Regardless of your past, current, or future societal standing, wherever life takes you, the M1 will guarantee employment opportunities based on your own skill alone. It gives you best the possible chances of dying content-ish of old age.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Realistically it was a mistake to make any of the abilities non-combat-related since the chances of anyone actually getting into a fight is extremely slim.

        Also, I don't see how the Luger is inferior to the M2. Taking the M2 will basically make you almost invincible. The M1911 seems like a good pick too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This should be a roll but the Browning, Luger, Mosin, and Garand.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      M2 or Garand for me.
      M2 for the papers, Garand so I can help my friends with their boats.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the m1 and 1911 have way too good abilities

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >choose remington
      >fire in the air and kill politicians on the other side of the earth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garand. I'm going to make neko sex robots.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hero, legend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get the Mosin
      >Start a fight between myself and alcohol
      >Magical Slavs appear to fight with me
      >We are all immune to alcohol
      >24/7, 365 binge drinking innawoods party.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean to tell me none of you don't already have the Luger's abilities from the get-go?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 1911 sounds good at first for leadership until bad times and you get goaded into fighting nothing.
      The garand basically turns you into a methhead. The Luger is pointless. The Ak turns you into a survivalist Marxist. I think I’ll take the M2 and take over the government with my extreme patriotism and ability to make impenetrable fortresses

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Luger guarantees a job a telling people their heritage 100% accurately and all the Asian girls you could ever want

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You'll find deadlines easier to hit
      Frick everything else, just please god help me with my ADHD.
      I take the Steyr.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me the Luger and surgically graft it to my hand. I shall never stop feeding it blood and 9mm.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd go with the M-16 just for the free helicopter if it weren't for the weed part.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Remington 700 for sure.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Garand
      >Bursts of near supernatural desire to work for hours on end at something that will have, at best, dubious value.
      I already have ADHD, man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >take AK-47
      >become the Wandering Commie, who’s like the Wandering israelite of the stories

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anybody answering anything but the Remington is an idiot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost went for the M-16 so I can have a helicopter. Problem is I still have to pay for fuel, maintenance, and insurance. Lots of insurance. Go for the Garand to help out taking care of the house and save money.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1911 giving you 10+ Charisma so that life turns out like a Fallout game where you crush every interaction is mint. You can even end up like the picrel guy who used his high charisma stat to land the lab gig.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have anything made after the year 1985?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      every one of these guns was made yesterday my friend

  9. 11 months ago
    in all fields

    Got any camels? No, not cigarettes, the other kind.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy sir

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        bruh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        …is the camel spider trying to pass off Marlboros as Camels, or is a pack of cigarettes trying to sell me a camel spider? Either way I’ll take eight

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what kind of camel has no humps, no hooves and drinks no water?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that from an earlier version of the game? I fondly remember the XM8 in 3 and Combined Assault having a flat top that looks like they cut the unique sight off in place of allowing for attachments.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the uzi.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got anything in pink?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's on the rooftop, follow Muhammad towards the stairs

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking for a russian krink, is 3 dshk enough?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lemme get uhhhhhhh
    a hundred rounds of .22

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    uzee neine meneemeter

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get me a hand grenade

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only weapon I need is my faith in Allah

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >realtree hydrodipped AKM
    jesus christ, even Darra isn't safe

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could've saved her...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how would one go about smuggling one out of the middle east

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    not exactly on topic however
    >decided I'll visit the buddhas at bamiyan years ago because frick you
    >amerilards lost
    >taliban controlling the country for the foreseeable future
    >figure frick it, going to visit the country anyway not like I have anything to lose
    >official status is that they are accepting buddhist tourists/pilgrims
    >unofficial status is allegedly you have to stay strapped and prepare to clap people on sight
    I'll probably do it in a few years or so
    will post pics on /k/ if I make it out alive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gaygora blew it up
      there is nothing to see

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >visit the buddhas at bamiyan
      I hope you have a time machine since the taliban blew the statues up in '01

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad, some pretty good stuff you've got there

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 12-gauge auto-loader. The .45 long slide, with laser sighting. Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range. The Uzi nine millimeter.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had that exact same kind of table with the flower pattern in my house growing up... That brought up a bunch of old memories.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did you get in there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jumps over the eggs

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena to you as well sir.

    Give me everything you have in stock.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have the FAMAS in the top right please.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    roll it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay dokie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick it, lets roll

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm moronic and want the MAC.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      roll for the 2/9 chance to get something not soviet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they see me rollin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      checked for new get thread

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        off by 2

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the Khyber Škorpion in 7.62×25mm.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I'll have a look at your Krink selection please and, would you please wash your hands before passing me something.

    I'm not racist but I know how you people are.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha imagine if it was run by a cute hijabi catgirl haha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's harem catgirls

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >human ears
        >also cat ears
        Dafuq?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          One set is for high frequency sounds the other for low. Also very good triangulation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            for me, its cat eats + cat ears

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really like all ear, he seems like the kind of guy to really hear you out

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Crazy Hassan's Firearms Emporium and Camel Rental

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bombs, rope, or lamp oil?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need another one of these like in the one in the picture.
    What happened to the last one you ask?
    I wouldn't worry about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you disassemble your gun again and didn't get it back together?

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *flashes BSAA badge*
    0 backup
    1 dead team
    1 big knife
    1 wonder nine
    2 magazines

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    72 of your finest virgins please, and also AKs-74u

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aOrLVYq.jpg

      >Salam Aleikum traveller! Please! What can I help you with?

      Any HMG left in stock?

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, can i trade in this bag of dead rats for credits?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muslims believe the highest form of Jihad is the written word, or what they call Jihad of the Pen. It is a concern of Sufis, and anyone who has played CS:GO has seen what a Sufi monastery looks like.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waleikum salaam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh mr. arab man, I heard you have 1/2 scale AKs chambered in 7.62 tokarev?

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