ayy yo what up Mohamed? Could I have one authentic M4 left over from the Afghanistan pullout and however many AK variants $2000 gets me? Seriously, just start piling your most popular ones on the counter. Thanks homie.
>It's me Gordon, Barney from *ACK* Mesa >Hey sorry for the scare, I had to put on a show for the mods >I've been working undercover for with the jannies. I can't take too long, I'm way behind on my unpaid labor quota
>buy m2 >buddy up with garand friend >ask him to build killdozer 2.0 >hop in when it's done >become unstoppable gods of shitposting irl >drive around wherever you want >never run out of supplies because you can drive into any shop without having to worry about anything catching you off guard >never run out of money because you can just drive into a bank
the american dream
Shit pic. Garand basically guarantees a living wage no matter what. Nothing else compares.
The Luger's a distant second.
Unless we're rollin' for it, but there's no indication of that.
Yeah, yeah, sure. Until you get upstaged by someone straight up better than you. After that all you have is "charging" your opponent alongside your lackeys. Notice it says "when things go bad" not "if". You like russian roulette?
Realistically it was a mistake to make any of the abilities non-combat-related since the chances of anyone actually getting into a fight is extremely slim.
Also, I don't see how the Luger is inferior to the M2. Taking the M2 will basically make you almost invincible. The M1911 seems like a good pick too
Enjoy your handful, at best, of impenetrable bubbles. Outside of them you're nothing. Do you want to live out the rest of your life inside your house? Your apartment? Your car? Your private jet?
Think, you morontards. Regardless of your past, current, or future societal standing, wherever life takes you, the M1 will guarantee employment opportunities based on your own skill alone. It gives you best the possible chances of dying content-ish of old age.
Realistically it was a mistake to make any of the abilities non-combat-related since the chances of anyone actually getting into a fight is extremely slim.
Also, I don't see how the Luger is inferior to the M2. Taking the M2 will basically make you almost invincible. The M1911 seems like a good pick too
>Get the Mosin >Start a fight between myself and alcohol >Magical Slavs appear to fight with me >We are all immune to alcohol >24/7, 365 binge drinking innawoods party.
The 1911 sounds good at first for leadership until bad times and you get goaded into fighting nothing.
The garand basically turns you into a methhead. The Luger is pointless. The Ak turns you into a survivalist Marxist. I think I’ll take the M2 and take over the government with my extreme patriotism and ability to make impenetrable fortresses
>The Garand >Bursts of near supernatural desire to work for hours on end at something that will have, at best, dubious value.
I already have ADHD, man.
Almost went for the M-16 so I can have a helicopter. Problem is I still have to pay for fuel, maintenance, and insurance. Lots of insurance. Go for the Garand to help out taking care of the house and save money.
1911 giving you 10+ Charisma so that life turns out like a Fallout game where you crush every interaction is mint. You can even end up like the picrel guy who used his high charisma stat to land the lab gig.
Is that from an earlier version of the game? I fondly remember the XM8 in 3 and Combined Assault having a flat top that looks like they cut the unique sight off in place of allowing for attachments.
not exactly on topic however >decided I'll visit the buddhas at bamiyan years ago because fuck you >amerilards lost >taliban controlling the country for the foreseeable future >figure fuck it, going to visit the country anyway not like I have anything to lose >official status is that they are accepting buddhist tourists/pilgrims >unofficial status is allegedly you have to stay strapped and prepare to clap people on sight
I'll probably do it in a few years or so
will post pics on PrepHole if I make it out alive
Muslims believe the highest form of Jihad is the written word, or what they call Jihad of the Pen. It is a concern of Sufis, and anyone who has played CS:GO has seen what a Sufi monastery looks like.
yeah I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wa'alaikum Salaam. I heatd you have a Khyber Pass hand-made .303 British bolt-action Pseudo-AK ?
>ywn own a cozy gun bazaar in northern Syria
it's over
ayy yo what up Mohamed? Could I have one authentic M4 left over from the Afghanistan pullout and however many AK variants $2000 gets me? Seriously, just start piling your most popular ones on the counter. Thanks homie.
oh shit hold up, how much for the RPG?
Hol up... How much for the shorty vz58? You got any more mags?
>ywn own a cozy gun bazaar in northern Syria
>it's over
not with that attitude
that's what I'm saying
you got battletoads?
How much for that SVD?
2 goats
thats a psl
Firearms seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest guns
>the Muslim not being a petty cunt actually sells it to you
>Turns out you really couldn't handle his strongest guns
>What do you mean overchar *ACK*
>It's me Gordon, Barney from *ACK* Mesa
>Hey sorry for the scare, I had to put on a show for the mods
>I've been working undercover for with the jannies. I can't take too long, I'm way behind on my unpaid labor quota
Can you survive the Controller?
You cannot handle my strongest guns, anon
>no cyoa yet
someone call /tg/
ah shit, its a tie between the M2 and the Garand for me
>buy m2
>buddy up with garand friend
>ask him to build killdozer 2.0
>hop in when it's done
>become unstoppable gods of shitposting irl
>drive around wherever you want
>never run out of supplies because you can drive into any shop without having to worry about anything catching you off guard
>never run out of money because you can just drive into a bank
the american dream
I'll take the Garand and become a DIY god, though getting an 11 in charisma is very tempting
I would pick the Luger but the only thing will change is that my eyes will change from grey to blue. So the 1911 it is.
I take the M2, just for the goddamn immigration papers. God bless America.
based, take the M2, throw away the gun (I'm afraid of the ATF), enjoy your green card
>(I'm afraid of the ATF)
first of all: you're a coward.
second: what is the ATF going to do? you have an M2!
I'd like a tasting, habibi
Rolling
Shit pic. Garand basically guarantees a living wage no matter what. Nothing else compares.
The Luger's a distant second.
Unless we're rollin' for it, but there's no indication of that.
>Unless we're rollin' for it
that would be an instant ban on PrepHole. even in the humor threads
mods are faggy
The Garand is the only choice in that case, since it gives you a practical Midas' touch with none of the downsides.
Enjoy poorfag status while us 1911 chads bring in the real dough.
Yeah, yeah, sure. Until you get upstaged by someone straight up better than you. After that all you have is "charging" your opponent alongside your lackeys. Notice it says "when things go bad" not "if". You like russian roulette?
Enjoy your handful, at best, of impenetrable bubbles. Outside of them you're nothing. Do you want to live out the rest of your life inside your house? Your apartment? Your car? Your private jet?
Think, you morontards. Regardless of your past, current, or future societal standing, wherever life takes you, the M1 will guarantee employment opportunities based on your own skill alone. It gives you best the possible chances of dying content-ish of old age.
Realistically it was a mistake to make any of the abilities non-combat-related since the chances of anyone actually getting into a fight is extremely slim.
Also, I don't see how the Luger is inferior to the M2. Taking the M2 will basically make you almost invincible. The M1911 seems like a good pick too
This should be a roll but the Browning, Luger, Mosin, and Garand.
M2 or Garand for me.
M2 for the papers, Garand so I can help my friends with their boats.
the m1 and 1911 have way too good abilities
Rolling
>choose remington
>fire in the air and kill politicians on the other side of the earth
Garand. I'm going to make neko sex robots.
Hero, legend
>Get the Mosin
>Start a fight between myself and alcohol
>Magical Slavs appear to fight with me
>We are all immune to alcohol
>24/7, 365 binge drinking innawoods party.
You mean to tell me none of you don't already have the Luger's abilities from the get-go?
The 1911 sounds good at first for leadership until bad times and you get goaded into fighting nothing.
The garand basically turns you into a methhead. The Luger is pointless. The Ak turns you into a survivalist Marxist. I think I’ll take the M2 and take over the government with my extreme patriotism and ability to make impenetrable fortresses
The Luger guarantees a job a telling people their heritage 100% accurately and all the Asian girls you could ever want
>You'll find deadlines easier to hit
Fuck everything else, just please god help me with my ADHD.
I take the Steyr.
Give me the Luger and surgically graft it to my hand. I shall never stop feeding it blood and 9mm.
I'd go with the M-16 just for the free helicopter if it weren't for the weed part.
The Remington 700 for sure.
>The Garand
>Bursts of near supernatural desire to work for hours on end at something that will have, at best, dubious value.
I already have ADHD, man.
>take AK-47
>become the Wandering Commie, who’s like the Wandering garden gnome of the stories
Anybody answering anything but the Remington is an idiot
Almost went for the M-16 so I can have a helicopter. Problem is I still have to pay for fuel, maintenance, and insurance. Lots of insurance. Go for the Garand to help out taking care of the house and save money.
1911 giving you 10+ Charisma so that life turns out like a Fallout game where you crush every interaction is mint. You can even end up like the picrel guy who used his high charisma stat to land the lab gig.
Have anything made after the year 1985?
every one of these guns was made yesterday my friend
Got any camels? No, not cigarettes, the other kind.
Enjoy sir
bruh
…is the camel spider trying to pass off Marlboros as Camels, or is a pack of cigarettes trying to sell me a camel spider? Either way I’ll take eight
>what kind of camel has no humps, no hooves and drinks no water?
Is that from an earlier version of the game? I fondly remember the XM8 in 3 and Combined Assault having a flat top that looks like they cut the unique sight off in place of allowing for attachments.
I'll take the uzi.
Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
Got anything in pink?
it's on the rooftop, follow Muhammad towards the stairs
I'm looking for a russian krink, is 3 dshk enough?
lemme get uhhhhhhh
a hundred rounds of .22
uzee neine meneemeter
Get me a hand grenade
The only weapon I need is my faith in Allah
>realtree hydrodipped AKM
jesus christ, even Darra isn't safe
I could've saved her...
how would one go about smuggling one out of the middle east
not exactly on topic however
>decided I'll visit the buddhas at bamiyan years ago because fuck you
>amerilards lost
>taliban controlling the country for the foreseeable future
>figure fuck it, going to visit the country anyway not like I have anything to lose
>official status is that they are accepting buddhist tourists/pilgrims
>unofficial status is allegedly you have to stay strapped and prepare to clap people on sight
I'll probably do it in a few years or so
will post pics on PrepHole if I make it out alive
faggora blew it up
there is nothing to see
>visit the buddhas at bamiyan
I hope you have a time machine since the taliban blew the statues up in '01
Not bad, some pretty good stuff you've got there
The 12-gauge auto-loader. The .45 long slide, with laser sighting. Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range. The Uzi nine millimeter.
I had that exact same kind of table with the flower pattern in my house growing up... That brought up a bunch of old memories.
How did you get in there
jumps over the eggs
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena to you as well sir.
Give me everything you have in stock.
I'll have the FAMAS in the top right please.
roll it
okay dokie
fuck it, lets roll
I'm retarded and want the MAC.
Roll
roll for the 2/9 chance to get something not soviet
they see me rollin
checked for new get thread
off by 2
I'll take the Khyber Škorpion in 7.62×25mm.
Yes, I'll have a look at your Krink selection please and, would you please wash your hands before passing me something.
I'm not racist but I know how you people are.
haha imagine if it was run by a cute hijabi catgirl haha
for me, it's harem catgirls
>human ears
>also cat ears
Dafuq?
One set is for high frequency sounds the other for low. Also very good triangulation.
for me, its cat eats + cat ears
I really like all ear, he seems like the kind of guy to really hear you out
I love Crazy Hassan's Firearms Emporium and Camel Rental
>Bombs, rope, or lamp oil?
I need another one of these like in the one in the picture.
What happened to the last one you ask?
I wouldn't worry about it.
Did you disassemble your gun again and didn't get it back together?
*flashes BSAA badge*
0 backup
1 dead team
1 big knife
1 wonder nine
2 magazines
72 of your finest virgins please, and also AKs-74u
Any HMG left in stock?
Yeah, can i trade in this bag of dead rats for credits?
Muslims believe the highest form of Jihad is the written word, or what they call Jihad of the Pen. It is a concern of Sufis, and anyone who has played CS:GO has seen what a Sufi monastery looks like.
Waleikum salaam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh mr. arab man, I heard you have 1/2 scale AKs chambered in 7.62 tokarev?