Russians are planning to use a soyuz to attack kiev, payload is like 9 tons. What are they gonna in it?

Russians are planning to use a soyuz to attack kiev, payload is like 9 tons. What are they gonna in it? What could survive survive 6km/s reentry speed?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1716754445856378892

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Julian Röpcke

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jihadi Julia
    >Bild

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no they aren't.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish a zigga would

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jihadi Julian
    even in the unlikely scenario it's real, it's really fucking retarded because the Soyuz is not an ICBM and was never tailored for that type of trajectory

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's really fucking retarded because the Soyuz is not an ICBM and was never tailored for that type of trajectory
      As long as I see the video, I'm fine with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Soyuz rocket is a development from the R-7 ICBM. The only things that changed were the stages added on top.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zBSfhRH.jpg

      Russians are planning to use a soyuz to attack kiev, payload is like 9 tons. What are they gonna in it? What could survive survive 6km/s reentry speed?
      https://twitter.com/i/status/1716754445856378892

      To quote the common reactions from inside Russia:
      >this is fucking retarded
      >and it's fucking Bild
      >but Rogozin is completely retarded on all levels, so I'll believe this was proposed

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have ICBM's this is the dumbest post I have ever read.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They have ICBM's
      Do they? The last time we saw Sarmat II tested it exploded on the pad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who track ICBM launches can't tell if they have a conventional warhead or a nook, launching even a blank ICBM risks an American response

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it does not. Single one flying out in a unknown trajectory is not going to warrant any response but wait and see. Cowardly politicians alone will veto any trigger happy warhawk

        Doomers really are clueless retards about the reality of nook ooks getting used. Full on launch is only the last of the last resort from the west and for aggressive monkeys like ziggers they will go all out from the get go trying to hit as many civilian casualties as possible. All nonsense about counter force or counter value game theory are academic toilet paper that completely disregards the human element (ziggers/xiggers petiness/face saving, western cowardice) in the chain of command

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Launch single nuke
          >Hit Washington DC
          >Entire country thrown into chaos
          >Game theory now demands whoever is now President decide whether they want to commit suicide with a full-scale retaliation or just let it slide
          How does the calculus work if you get nuked but it's not a full scale strike? Retaliating is the same as choosing suicide in that case.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hint: a single nuke is not getting through the DC ADN.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hint: a single nuke is not getting through the DC ADN.

              Spoiler: There are no ABM defenses around Washington DC.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you know what "midcourse" means?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >d-do you know what "m-midcourse" m-means!

                Please stop posting.

                Thanks.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you know what "midcourse" means, you retarded and delusional shitskin?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            With the lack of any visible research, system tests or programs ( where is HGV, rail guns ), active attempts to reduce arming ( e.g. bombing or stuxnet'ing NK facilities ) i'm quite convinced US has developed systems capable of taking out majority of adversary nuclear arsenal on moments notice.

            Wouldn't even be surprised if it's as simple as glowies planting explosives in launch sites or poisoning some key component in supply chain that would fail only with real warhead.

            Probably the biggest problem is small tactical, mobile systems - where the system is simple, fully crew lauchable and unpredictable. Where the nuke is aviation bomb or artylery shell with no codes, huge vehicles or long flight trajectories.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't enough nuclear weapons in the world combined to destroy the USA. I don't think you realise how big the place is. Pro tip, the idea of MAD is fucking retarded and assumes complete and total irrationality on BOTH sides. If you're throwing nukes, you're throwing nukes to 'win' not to petutantly throw the table. Therefore you're trying to 'win' and you 'win' by removing your opponents' ability to attack you back with nukes. Because the end of the day, the guy with the nukes wins, the guy who doesn't, loses. Therefore you target your opponents' ability to throw nukes; silos, air bases, command and control centres etc. You're not dropping a precious nuke on a city just to kill a few million people. Because you don't have enough nukes to do that. I've explained the maths before for people who think that Russia would just nuke Washington and New York or whatever, but we're looking at around 3000 nukes just to prevent USA from being able to launch nukes back and even then, they have additional sites around the world that need to be hit too. In short, you cannot do it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            this scenario hasn't been feasible since 1961 when US early warning system became online

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn’t. Even less so when it gets launched at Ukraine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay, you know a Soyuz launched as a ghetto conventional ICBM looks exactly like a regular ICBM, right?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They could maybe hide it by actually putting their payload in a relatively normal orbit so it looks like a normal launch and then just de-orbit it onto their Ukrainian target, even if it takes a few days.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sarmat ii doesn't work, the doomsday torpedo also reportedly failed in some way when being tested onboard the belgorod last year, the rest of the inventory is far older and unmaintained, and the haven't had tritium production in like 30 years. This is probably their only option for ballistic missiles bigger than Khinzal, and tbqh i wouldn't be surprised if patriot could intercept it at this point anyway because it's large but structurally less sound than that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >haven't had tritium production in like 30 years.

        The USA hasn't produced tritium in 30 years, russia produces it, they never stopped.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m pretty sure we’ve been producing tritium again since at least 2020. I mean fuck, just look up Savannah River Site. All other documents sighting US doesn’t produce is from 8 years ago when it was realized tritium production is going to be an issue.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >payload is like 9 tons.
    More like 40 tons as short range ballistic missile, you don't need the second stage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >40 tons as short range ballistic missile

      Has to launch from a custom launch pad, and there isn't one near the war zone.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not use a Satan II with the nuke warhead removed if we're talking retarded propaganda bombings?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have ICBM's this is the dumbest post I have ever read.

      Maybe those don’t work any more?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're nearing peak Generals timeline.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Russia is GLA tier
      checks out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next step is crashing satellites ala Gundam.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zeon did nothing wrong
        If America de-orbited the moon into Russia, China or India, it would fix almost all of the world's problem.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it would fix almost all of the world's problem.
          Tbh deorbiting the moon into any point on Earth would do the same.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw this leads to russian cosmonauts being pushed out of an airlock

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would be a pretty silly thing to do because to the rest of the world it would be indistinguishable from a nuclear launch. I have a feeling that would set off a lot of alarm bells.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it wouldn't retard. That's the entire reason they're doing it (if they actually are, I don't think they are, it seems way too retarded even from them. That being said I'm aware of the risks of betting on the russians not doing the most retarded thing possible at any given time). Orbiting ir sensors would spot a launch, but they would immediately notice it's launching from baikonour, from the launch pad. Noone would mistake that for an icbm, it would obviously be an orbital rocket launch.
      If they're firing it at Europe tho it would immediately become obvious it's turning the wrong way, but if it's going for the US it would take a while before it becomes noticeable that the second stage is not lighting up to finish the orbital insertion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >point of origin
        >ignore everything else about this launch please, including the lack of crew payload and the weird trajectory

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the lack of crew payload
          Well you see, there are these things called "satellites"...

          >and the weird trajectory
          He mentioned that bit.

          modern tactical nuclear weapons are very clean. i'm not saying nobody would notice, but the russians would probably excuse the increased background radiation as being caused by say, a radiotherapy building being demolished in the blast

          >but the russians would probably excuse the increased background radiation as being caused by say, a radiotherapy building being demolished in the blast
          You don't just measure the amount of radiation, you measure the exact isotopes, and nothing but a nuke will have the isotope profile of a nuke. Then there's the bit where seismographs three countries away can tell you the yield of the blast, and if the yield of this nuke is so small that it could have been achieved with regular explosives then it would have been much cheaper just to use regular fucking explosives in the first place.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the confirmation we need. Russians don't have functional ICBMs now. Bomb every known silo NOW.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the flash

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually hope they do, because the likely outcomes are either, catastrophic failure on launch, wiping out Russias space facilities (best and funniest outcome), it blowing up in the air, it it missing by miles and blowing up an empty field, Belarus, Russia itself or some other 3rd party country that escalates the conflict.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would look just like and be indistinguishable from an ICBM attack and would trigger an immediate full scale nuclear response from the West, because there's no way we could know it wasn't the precursor of a full on First Strike Scenario. There's no way Russia would be so retarded.
    I wish a nigga would.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, remember all the nuclear wars we had becouse ziggers put a satellite into orbit?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah except on those occasions the nuclear powers spoke to each other to say that the rocket being launched at such and such time was a sattelite rocket.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don’t necessarily. Especially for spy sats and stuff (don’t want to make it easier to find out where it is). The real reason is that one missile isn’t a threat to a nation’s nuclear response, so there’s no strategic need to launch on warning.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It would look just like and be indistinguishable from an ICBM attack and would trigger an immediate full scale nuclear response from the West
      it would trigger nothing you retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just because Russia's threats are impotent doesn't mean everyone else's are, pidor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If the people in charge of the big missiles were that trigger happy you'd be eating a lizard on a stick for dinner and running away from Radscorpians for dessert.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah, we're back to this cope. time is indeed a circle.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could fit a FOABs worth of explosives in there at least. they could also use a tactical nuclear warhead and just claim it was conventional after the fact (im fairly certain this has already been done in several conflict zones)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't hide nuclear detonation, nearby Nuclear power stations will detect it and scientists will quickly analyse and identify the particles as coming from a nuclear detonation

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nuclear power stations
        nagger we have geiger counters in autonomous weather stations all around the world. You can't shit plutonium farts without some nigga knowing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        modern tactical nuclear weapons are very clean. i'm not saying nobody would notice, but the russians would probably excuse the increased background radiation as being caused by say, a radiotherapy building being demolished in the blast

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think that would be easy to distinguish by the isotope particles. Analysts can determine the national origin of an isotope, and they can definitely know if it was a weapons-grade source or something suitable for medicinal uses.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you think Russia could get away with using a tactical nuke, I got a bridge in Crimea to sell

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they would never "get away with it", i'm just not convinced its in the wests best interests to point out that they used a nuclear weapon. in either case there would be massive consequences for russia

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they would never "get away with it"
              yes they would all the west would do is push them out of ukraine but they are too much pussies to attack russia

              just because Russia's threats are impotent doesn't mean everyone else's are, pidor

              just shooting a rocket would trigger nothing you retarded pidor

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                if it wouldn't trigger a response, why haven't they done it yet? why didn't they start the war with an ICBM barrage?
                Come on now, work past the FAS and rub those brain cells together!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >modern tactical nuclear weapons are very clean
          You absolute fucking retard. "Very clean" is still an absolute SHITLOAD of radioactivity. The "cleanest" bomb ever was Tsar Bomba at 98% yield from fusion, but 2% of 50 megatons is still a lot. And all weapon fusion is neutronic, nobody does aneutronic helium 3. So it's all going to produce a ton of extra isotopes.

          "Clean" in nuclear weapons means a low amount of the nastiest longer lived radioactive fallout, not "looks like conventional explosives". Even tiny reactor leaks are detectable.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            but what if they disguise it as their own cooking

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but what if they disguise it as their own cooking
              Impossible to disguise an atmosphere detonated nuke.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                aurora borealis?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                at this time of year?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In this part of the country?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Localized entirely within your kitchen?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                May I see it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            9,000 kg of material.
            98% consumed.
            180 kg of anything that could possibly be radioactive.
            Spread by a 50 kT explosion.

            Anon, please explain how 12% of that being the long lasting nasty result is not negligible. Or shut up.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >modern tactical nuclear weapons
          >Russia
          Your Honor, there's a glaring contradiction in that statement!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't a fucking comic book. You have to be 18 years old older to post here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they could also use a tactical nuclear warhead and just claim it was conventional after the fact
      What’s the point of doing that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bigger explosion, salves putins ego after claiming the "gloves were coming off" and "you just crossed my line of death buddy" 50 billion times

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s retarded

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro are you stupid? Nuclear isotopes even from a tactical nuke will be detected at various parts of the globe in the area because shit like Cesium-137 is almost entirely manageable made and drifts very far from the detonation site. The detectors for these isotopes are incredibly sensitive for this reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      retard alert!!1!11

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inside it is the newest rubber bomb. It will jump and destroy the whole of Kiev with its jumps

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What could survive survive 6km/s reentry speed

    There is no need for survival, only that the payload can endure the Gs until impact. It can still be hypersonic when it is at the target unlike returning astronauts.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interceptable

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The apogee would be like 3000kms. KEK. Yeah, sure.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    see picrel

    If they manage to scrape together enough dirt from one of the soviet nuclear test sites they might be able to build a dirty bomb out of dirt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They need to just get shovelful of dirt from red forest.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jihadi julian
    That aside that it would be a whole new clownshow dimension
    >a rocket is a rocket

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >maybe 100 or 200 Kilometre CEP
    heh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inb4 they strike Kaliningrad accidentally and still manage to trigger a NATO response

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Julian ropcke
    What awful baiypt

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how Russians keep gaming out in their head how they can do a "small nuclear attack". Trying to figure out how they can just slip the tip in without receive a full on 16 inch nuclear retaliation ass pummeling in response.
    Protip, you can't. There's no such thing a partially fucking the ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Trying to figure out how they can just slip the tip in without receive a full on 16 inch nuclear retaliation ass pummeling in response.
      You know Ukraine isn't part of NATO right? There wouldn't be any nuclear response because why would there be? Nothing stopping Russia from using a couple of tactical nuclear weapons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        NATO has been very clear they WILL get involved in the event of nuclear weapons release. They haven't specified how.
        Listen Dmitry, you cannot partially fuck the ass.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's only okay when the USA does it
        Not even kidding, you fucking retarded russian pidors don't deserve to weild nuclear fire and if you attempt to rise above your station as scum sucking bottom feeders you will be annihilated, your nation reduced to hot glass, your people melted and turned to ash, your history forgotten
        You only exist because we allow it, the world would be a better place if every zigger fuck was wiped from it
        I wish a zigger would
        Try it
        I fucking dare you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy seethe little guy, calm down before you have a stroke

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go on, launch a nuke, actually do it instead of just threatening it again and again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker
            Nothing would make my dick harder than excising the wart that is your pathetic country full of alcoholics, vice, and avarice from this earth
            I go to bed hoping that russia is stupid enough to tempt the West with nuclear war tomorrow, when I wake up I start every day hoping that today will be the day that russia will attempt a nuclear exchange
            The only thing I care about is russians dying, I stroke my dick while I watch videos of ziggers getting ventilated, I print out photos of dead russians and splatter them with my cum
            So launch a nuke
            Do it
            You won't though, will you? Because behind your smug attempts at bravado there's nothing, you're actually scared of what will happen if you do, and that's why you haven't, and that's why you won't, so go on, tell me how I'm angy, or whatever the approved vatnagger cope of the week is, it doesn't matter because you're less than nothing, just another zigger and I can't wait for you to die

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Least russophobic /k/ommando

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing stopping Russia from using a couple of tactical nuclear weapons
        Just the threat of retaliation
        If there is truly nothing stopping them, then why haven't they used any?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just the threat of retaliation
          nobody will do anything
          >If there is truly nothing stopping them, then why haven't they used any?
          because west would now fully support ukraine and push out russians

          >vatnagger btfo
          >stops replying
          Many such cases

          you are a retard vatnagger

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nobody will do anything
            >because west would now fully support ukraine and push out russians
            Which is it pidor?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the West would not do anything
              >the West would do something
              the vatnagger is broken

              We are at war with Eurasia, we have always been at war with Eastasia

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the West would not do anything
            >the West would do something
            the vatnagger is broken

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if you'll think back on your time shilling on /k/ when you bleed out in an empty field in Ukraine
            I wonder if you'll cry out as your comrades leave you to die
            I wish I could watch the life leave your eyes
            You and every single worthless russian cock sucker
            TZD

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The dudes not dying in Ukraine, he's probably a Hindu in a call center

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's from Jihad Julian, it's somehow pro-Russian. My guess is he is doing to make people screech about it so ziggers can laugh at them. Just do it anyway, it'll be funny. Looks like Russia will try to claim it was an accident. Just like they did with the attempted shooting down of a UK AWACS (which the UK also gladly agreed was an accident, even though they had audio recording that proved it wasn't).

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point why not just fucking nuke them already? We all know it's going to happen eventually

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i-it's not an ICBM
    why are retards acting like you can't just fill it with explosives or cluster bombs and shoot it a kiev?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love when I wake up early enough to get to see the pure, unfiltered cope straight from the source

    >yeah, maybe Russia launches a few mouse poppers, decadent west will do nothing! the ass will be in the ass and everything will be understood.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just a bigger kinzhal
    >retards act like this is the same as using nooks

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >they already shot shitloads of rockets on kiev homosexuals
    Were any of them nooks?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is not a nuke it's a moab

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't answer the question

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 it fails to launch or gets hit by patriot

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Assuming everything you used as an example is 100% true, they will still care about Russia using a nuclear weapon because there are multiple nations who don't want to see that happening. Internal conspiracies are far removed from geopolitics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think i should straighten things out though. i don't know if this recording is real (i didn't listen to it). if it is real, i doubt they'd go through with it. if they did go through with it, they probably wouldn't use a nuclear warhead. if they did use a nuclear warhead, contrary to how my posts may read, i'm actually leaning towards the west not covering it up and pointing out the evidence at every opportunity. all i know is that the russians would DEFINITELY claim it was conventional

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vatnagger btfo
    >stops replying
    Many such cases

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO PUTIN HAD A HEART ATTACK TODAY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf its real

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf its real

      >they denied it
      So it is true.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        a good liar mixes truth with fiction. notice the subtitle about body doubles? could be one of his doubles had a heart attack

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a good liar mixes truth with fiction
          maybe but these are russian liars
          no good ones

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >putin didn't have a heart attack
        >also he doesn't have a body double
        >also he doesn't use the same fsb agents in every photo op

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not surprised, people are talking about the very real possibility that the last thing that the Russians had left to be proud of is going to be shot at Kiev in another Malding Missile Strike where it is in all likelihood going to achieve next to nothing if my some miracle it doesn't just burn and explode upon re-entry.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to fill it with meat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it was pretty obvious they were processing corpses into meat because when people posted the original mobik cube, there was a radically changing story on what it actually was and when it hit the internet, within hours the cube was removed and another story came out.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is picrel the original? If not, you happen to have it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's the original. This is what happened from what I remember
          >/chug/ comes here and on /misc/ saying that Ukraine has so many dead it is mulching up them into meat cubes
          >People point out that is in Russian occupied Ukraine and there is no way that can be Ukrainian
          >Suddenly the narrative changes and it is no longer mulched Ukrainians, but it is discarded offal from a nearby meat processing plant
          >The process plant is found, but it is actually a chicken farm and I think it was closed
          >Suddenly the narrative changes and it's being transported somewhere else
          >People start joking it is mobik cubes and people point out parts that look like DNPR flag and feet and so on
          >This causes massive seethe
          >Eventually the cube is moved and the 'official' reason from some Russian spokesman was it was a charity donation to a dog food processing plant and it was pig parts or something, pictures of it cleared up and sanitised with powder released too
          >people still say it was a mobik cube because of the rate of changing story and the clear up time
          And now here we are.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Russian occupied Ukraine
            No it's in Russia itself, in Belgorod.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh was it? I forgot. Thanks.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              *Greater Ukraine

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Belgorod
              Like he said, Russian occupied Ukraine.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it was a charity donation to a dog food processing plant
            After which someone immediately checked and found that there are no dog shelters big enough to take that quantity of meat scraps close enough that they wouldn't spoil in transport.

            In short, the question whether dead mobiks are actually mulched into meatcubes remains unconfirmed, but the very subject is such a good stick for poking the ziggershill anthill that there might be some truth to that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn obvious fake.
      I like how the poster even does the whole "im not from here" act to increase his credibility because even /misc/ knows everyone in /misc/ is retarded.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jcKacWt.jpg

      Is picrel the original? If not, you happen to have it?

      Imagine how haunted these places are going to be

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>>/x/

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    R7 is an obselete ICBM.
    N1 dropping a 100mt nuclear warhead is the way to go.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this thread allowed to be up? Tired of this shit.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could be intercepted by a Patriot missile defense system, yes?

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They probably won't - this thing is not designed for re-entry, and also it would not be possible to distinguish it for a genuine ICBM launch towards Europe.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >nato are also huge pussies constantly scared of muh escalation
    if a nuke flies, there is no more 'escalation problem', as the escalation has already escalated to maximum and cannot escalate any higher because there is nowhere to escalate TO. And then something very moderate happens.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Russians are planning to use a Soyuz to attack Kiev
    Yeah......

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    See, if Russia wanted to hurt Ukraine into submission, they should have maintained their ICBMs and replaced their nuclear warheads with conventional warheads. If they violated Ukrainian sovereignty back in 2014, why should they fear the international community over using ICBMs with conventional warheads?

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck yeah, how long till MOAB gets fitted to a rocket and dropped on Moscow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based dubs, chkd. Dumbfounding how approx 85% of that fuckers weight is all explosives.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watch. It has 1 passenger on it, Putin himself, and he will crash into Kyiv and emerge as Mecha-Putin.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What could survive survive 6km/s reentry
    Pic.Rel. and at 7 Tons none the less. Probably even more if you don't need to have 3 live Kubiks at touchdown. Accuracy would be bigger issue. Even with 10T FOAB you need at least 100m CEP.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they do and I hope it gets shot down by Patriot.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's hard to believe
    surely there's a cheaper rocket they could use to shoot at kiev

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Korolev and every scientific degree holder who lived and died in the USSR is spinning in their grave.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie was based. Quotable moments abound but the best was when he was on television or the board room coffee analogy.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point though? Unless they've completely ran out of any launch platforms it would look completely idiotic. While still stupid, but re-purposing silo ICBM to carry multiple standard Kalibr 400kg explosives in MIRVs would make more sense and actually hit some targets.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably dont want to show off any icbm for Nato to study
      But we are talking about russians they use tanks as artillery instead of infantry mortars

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dont want to show off any icbm for Nato to study
        Good point. But still with the cost and 50..100km CEP what's the point when they don't even hit anything?

        At 50Mil per rocket they might as well buy 350 cessnas and combined with few shaheds expend 150Mil in AA rockets, then just delete anything at will with Kalibrs and Iskanders.

        IDK maybe only for terror? Have huge fireball coming at city then airburst 10T of high explosives to smash windows in entire city?

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly surprised the russians didn't use missiles on ukraine until this late into this war honestly... why are they just now starting to have ideas of using missiles now? Also would the missiles they will use have any actual effects or outcomes of this prolonging war?

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm let's see...
    >russia is getting to the point they will start using any known missiles at their disposal, maybe a nuke if the war goes long enough
    >if russia somehow loses at this point, they won't just back down and call it a day but instead just discreetly start rebuilding their military force and one day they will go full on soviet union zerg rush on ukraine due to russia having a vengeful mentality
    >meanwhile, china is getting extremely ambitious on their potential attack on Taiwan but also taking notes on the war that is happening between russia and ukraine to make their tactics on attacking Taiwan somehow not as a clusterfuck but still will be a messy conflict between the two
    >Israel is already at war with Palestine and are going full remove kebab on the entire Palestinians that is making serbia past conflicts tamed
    >united states is having a complete breakdown in itself over class struggles, opposition sides of parties, people hating each over over some political views or social culture views and the idea of a civil war could happen in the far future at some point
    >germany is slowly remilitarize their nation and some aspects of the political structures are splitting between liberal party and the nationalist party
    >india and china is getting more expressive with their transgressions towards each other and currently having border wars with medieval weapon tactics instead of firearms to avoid a full on war
    >africa being africa, having none ending conflicts and warlords trying to take place as leader of whatever land there is in africa these days

    I'm not saying world war 3 will break out but it's sure as fuck looking like we are close to having a world war 3 at some point in our current generation or the generation after ours this point.

    Correct me on any of these posts i made because i am open to any criticism and correctness please.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its in the worlds interest to keep this thing going as long as possible even if both sides are running on fumes until at least the point putin dies. New leadership will be able to blame putin for poor decisions and promise reform without directly taking fault and it'll slowly fade out from there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty spot on. IMHO the missing ingredient is capability or Achilles heel. No one goes to war thinking they'll loose. So we have to think who might have the biggest potential or weak point to predict where and how the floodgates will open.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The US is always like this. From across the ocean someone decides we're a retard clusterfuck and forgets our logistics and production. They poke us, we swat back without really paying attention. The enemy decides that is the height of US power and get jiggy with the attitude.
      Suddenly an entire generation of men and everything to do with your infrastructure turns up missing.
      Your head canon at this point is either "please don't fuck my ass anymore daddy" or "no we totally beat america because (insert idiot metric)".

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when is Tim Curry taking over?

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bild
    lmao
    anyway isn't this technically EXACTLY what patriot was designed to defeat?

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumbest shit ever and likely an AI fake.
    It'll look like an ICBM launch, it's only 9 tons of HE so it won't have huge impact on anything strategically and the kinetic energy isn't much of a factor because if you want the nearly empty core stage to make it to the ground you have to be going ~2km/s max.
    Are you just making retarded claims and seeing who falls for it?

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have none of you naggers heard if a double-flash?
    Even if Russia somehow wanted to claim that any fallout ackshually was from a radiological clinic, the explosion itself would create an undeniable double-flash, easily detectable by satellites solely created for the purpose of looking for double-flashes.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_nuclear_explosions#Blast_damage

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      High-Explosive Anti-Khrushchyovka warhead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at last i truly see

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >9 tons
    Like 10% of pigs pack if they print it in A5.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this launch going to be more successful than the last Russian failed moon landing that even the pajeets managed to do?

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What could survive survive 6km/s reentry speed?

    Nothing.
    puccian engineers replied exactly that to that proposal

    But promised to work out something in 6-12 months (translation "gib moneys for a new yacht")

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just for that launch that's roughly 240 million not including the payload
    8000 per pound.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Soyuz doesn't actually cost anywhere near that much: they just charge an arm and a leg. The internal cost to Russia is probably less than $20 million.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have to have a sub-60 IQ to believe that shit.
    Jihadi Julian is drinking again.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't worry about it.

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