Russian here, you guys do realise that the only reason we haven't crushed Ukraine yet is because good chunk of our "professional" 1 million army straight up deserted? That's right, according to our old law unless the war is declared or we are invaded any contract soldier could just retire from military at any moment and receive no punishment, that's why we had to mobilize literally any man living in Donbass grey zone, that's why Wagner had to recruit and parole prisoners and Chechens were used as barrier troops, we simply had no available men to defeat 40 million country.
But it all changed on 21th September, in addition to declaring partial mobilization new law punishing draft dodgers with 10 years in prison was added, everyone who refused to go in past 7 months will be returned to frontlines, so now we not only completely mog Ukraine in military hardware, but will also outnumber them soon, we already took 20 % of their land with probably not even 100k troops, imagine what we will do with 1 million.
Post it.
lol ur gay
>Thought he was sitting on a chair knitting something
>Is he jacking off?
WAIT WHAT THE FRICK
THAT'S ONE DUDE GIVING THE OTHER A BLOW JAM
Sauce?
>you will never receive a blow jam
why even live
the best troops will be the russian women, children, and elderly. then we really gotta watch out
We have plenty of young men with military training, we just had no way to actually force them to fight
Being able to suck a golf ball through a stolen garden hose isn't considered military training outside Russia.
Serbia says heyo sailor
maybe it should tell you something about the state of your country if none of your young men are willing to die for it
Well, that's nice. More meat to the slaughter. Please keep doing this until the Ukrainians have massacred every russian male aged 16-65, so we won't have to do this again in 20 years.
I am a moderate.
The fact that you have to force them to fight says it all. Enjoy losing more of your "gains".
It's kinda hard to make anyone risk his life unless he is defending his home like Ukrainians
2 more weeks!!!
Which parts of the """Professional""" military havent been used?
331st GAR, 1st GTA are about as elite as Russia has and they still got reamed
/k/ is being invaded by NAFO trannies and Reddit shills.
You will have no decent discussion here.
Samegay less, OP. Noone takes you seriously anyway.
PrepHole is american
/k/ is an american board
ukraine is america's proxy in the fight against america's enemy russia
no shills here you're just talking to patriots that want to see you destroyed
could your post be less organic?
Go back to your containment board schizo.
PrepHole is based
/k/ is basically /misc/
ukraine is globohomo's proxy in the fight against globohomo's enemy russia
only shills here you're just talking to homos that want to see you destroyed
Globohomo's enemy Russia where Holocaust denial gets you in prison and radical muslims are financed by taxes
No.
Gloves off when?
They've already pulled off so many gloves the skin's been pulled out and only flesh remains.
2 more millions!
you should threaten to kill their loved ones if they desert
Chechens will shoot anyone who refuses to advance
Imagine being a Chechen, defeated by Russia so thoroughly they grant you near autonomous status, allow your leader to opt out of mobilization, your troops are given the best equipment and then are assigned to shoot your "conquerors" sons and brothers if they try to flee the meat grinder.
Praise Allah and pass the ammunition.
OP is having a giggle
Fire up those MG3s
Russian, it's too late.
Your time for victory has come....and gone.
Surrender to Ukraine. Or lose to Mr Potatohead.
This upcoming Thursday will officially be two weeks from the 21st and the Ukrops will finally be made to understand what happens when the plan has been sufficiently trusted.
Ukraine will see the might of Russia's mighty "well planned" retreats
>"professional" 1 million army straight up deserted
This means you never had such an army in first place. If people are unwilling to fight and you are unable to convince them, then you don't have the people.
Because our army is giant, the pay is good and you retire at like 45, it's literally welfare for men in Rossiya, obviously most of those guys didn't actually sign up to fight in some stupid war and refused to go to Ukraine, now they can draft anybody, including all those refuseniks
>the pay is good
Try a bit harder when you troll
It's true, you mofo, unless you are from Moscow or St. Petersburg sucking dicks in the army will make you richer than any regular job in shithole you are actually from, it's why so many ethnic minorities and so few muscovites died in february-march
It’s relative
>the pay is good
The retirement benefits seem lacking, unless THIS is good pay for orks
Bit extravagant.
> I kek'd
MF'ers couldn't spring for some pallets of Betty Crocker.
This is just depressing. Imagine learning you'll never see your son or your husband again and some indifferent burecrat thinks that some potatoes and oil are in any way comparable or that this can make it better somehow. Jesus fricking Christ.
>good chunk of our "professional" 1 million army straight up deserted?
why would they desert? surely they trusted Z plan and believe that Novorossija is rightful Russian clay
So. If I understand you correctly, you're saying that if soldiers who didn't want to fight, were fighting instead of the ones who are, then you would do better in this war?
Are you sure? That doesn't sound right anon.
They have nowhere to run but to the enemy.
I am saying we basically had no manpower until now, you memed on us for invading Ukraine with 175k troops, but it's probably two times less than that because so many people left after what was supposed to be peaceful regime change turned into a real war
>the only reason we haven't crushed Ukraine yet is because good chunk of our "professional" 1 million army straight up deserted
> you memed on us for invading Ukraine with 175k troops
>probably two times less than that
>so 58K
>took 20% on the country
>Now needs to conscript 300,000 men with no military training
This makes no sense. Why don’t you just mobilize another tenth of your professional army instead of sending school boys and men in their 50’s.
Reeks of bullshit and sounds like cope
Because we can't use conscripts outside of our borders and professional soldiers could just quit at any moment if higher-ups wanted to send them to war, that's why so much of fighting was done by Chechens, Wagner and Donbass rebels, even fricking Rosgvardia, riot police
>Russian here, you guys do realise that the only reason we haven't crushed Ukraine yet is because good chunk of our "professional" 1 million army straight up is gay? That's right, according to our old law unless the war is declared or we are invaded any contract soldier could just blowjob the military at any moment and receive no punishment, that's why we had to mobilize literally any man living in Donbass grey zone, that's why Wagner had to recruit and parole prisoners and Chechens were used as glory holes, we simply had no available men to satisfy 40 million country.
>But it all changed on 21th September, in addition to declaring partial mobilization new law punishing draft dodgers with 10 years in prison was added, everyone who refused to go down in past 7 months will be returned to frontlines, so now we not only completely mog Ukraine in military hardware, but will also outnumber their holes soon, we already took 20 % of their dicks with probably not even 100k troops, imagine what we will do with 1 million.
Your best troops are all dead from the kyiv feint
>implying they all didn't just leave when they realized this "SMO" was going south
Morale isn't exclusive to conscripts.
>implying they all didn't just leave when they realized this "SMO" was going south
That's exactly what I said and according to old laws Putin could do nothing about it cause we are not at the actual official war (lol), so law had to be rewritten and any draft dodger will end up in prison for now
When I said "leave" I mean "leave Russia."
They're not coming back for the fight, Ivan.
People who left the country were rich and liberal, I doubt they even went through mandatory 1 year conscript service, people who refused to fight in CBO are all still here and probably getting mobilized as we speak
Do vatniks really?
Not bad, 6 / 10 cope.
American here, I don’t give a shit about your country and why you can’t beat your neighbor in a war after hyping up your capabilities.
Cope, seeth, dilate
>so now we not only completely mog Ukraine in military hardware
Do you though?
what a joke XD
>soon
2 more weeks for sure
>do you believe love can bloom on the battlefield?
When I first saw that, I thought Otacon was going to make a pass at Snake. I was ready to turn that shit off.
Gay prostitution.
They're not necessarily gay btw, but 5 rubles is 5 rubles.
That was such a out of nowhere moment, did Otacon and Sniper Wolf even interact on-screen before that? Felt like Kojima was forcing a sad scene
Yes
It can certainly boom if you're russian
That is all true.
As much as vatniks lie about their miserable failure in Afghanistan, they never put much more than 100,000 troops in the country.
Russia already had a 'stripped down' fully fledged, light military and they lost Afghanistan, hard. The same will happen here, because Russia hasn't gotten to Soviet efficiency levels, able to deploy a mixed, mobile force. Which the USSR lost with.
homie u gay
The thing that makes the tank webm pathetic is that it happened the exact same time the Moskva sank. What terrible thing happened to Ukraine at the time of this video?
mobilize 300k, 200k flee over the border.
peak banan
>Russian here, you guys do realise that the only reason we haven't crushed Ukraine yet is because good chunk of our "professional" 1 million army straight up deserted?
Stopped right there. How in history of ever having millions of your professional soldierz deserting is supposed to be bragging point and be intimidating?
classic Russia, forcing people to do things against their will with 0 morale and wondering why everything goes wrong
So? Just means more vatBlack folk getting massacred, deserting, surrendering or dying from starvation due to your shitty logistics.
A worthless ill-equipped, ill-coordinated, ill-supplied and ill-led mob will remain worthless, wether it numbers 100k or 10 million.
I know this is bait but 1m men with 1000 tanks < 100k men with 3000+ tanks, etc.
Materiel wins wars, not just throwing in wave after wave of unarmed men
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Hey wienersucker, can’t wait to see you die with your CO’s dick in your mouth
>The only reason why we haven't won is that our regular, professional army has low morale and no desire to fight in Ukraine
This isn't as intimidating as it sounded in your head.
>the only reason we're losing is because our professional soldiers are cowards
Nice.
What is the strategic advantage of half-assing the first 7 months of a war you started?
>started
>Starts war
4 months later
>Doesn't count, I wasn't ready
do you actually believe only 10% of russian army was involved in the invasion? this 1 million number is padded with 60 year old woman bureaucrats and factory workers.
most of the 200k + donbabwe militia initial invasion force is gone. this is why monke is conscripting 300k.
Does your government give you free internet access or do you have to take out a loan to shill?
So your cope is that your military isn't shit it just is full of deserters not willing to fight for Russia's interests as a state?
Shit must be really fricking bad right now for that to be the glimmer of hope you're grasping at.
>the only reason we haven't won is because our soldiers suck
Yeah, that's how war usually works OP.
It's much harder to motivate the invading army, especially if there was no pre-war propaganda or real threat coming from Ukraine, Putin banked it all on swift and bloodless regime change with virtually no resistance from Ukrainian military or population and that plan went breasts up on day 1
What was plan B?
B for Banan
Now go get it
Defeating main Ukrainian army in Donbass, but he clearly went into Ukraine expecting no war at all and had to improvise after Kiev battle was lost and it was lost the moment Ukrainians started firing back, because it's impossible to take hostile 2 million city with 60k troops, it only works if they allow you to roll in
Love how no Russians actually show up to what their leadership is trying to sell as the battle for the future of their nation and humanity. Genuinely nobody gives a frick. Russian patriotism is worthless.
Hard to be patriotic when your country is the aggressor for almost no reason at all. Even they know that Russia is invading, not being invaded.
Russian propaganda is pretending NATO invaded Russia and the Russian army has pushed them back to Ukraine. That's their current cope. So if you're a nationalist you can work with that. But Russians are literally cattle, they won't move a muscle.
>Ukrainians lining up to volunteer getting 6 month waiting lists, have to beat away foreign volunteers with sticks
>Civilians from Ukraine and other countries are donating parts of their paycheck to the war effort
>The US and NATO are bankrolling the defense effort and donating huge swathes of high quality machines to Ukraine, as well as training crews and soldiers in their own countries for free
>The entire country is united with a 99% confidence and resolve to continue the war even past pre-war borders in the Donbas and Crimea
what the frick were we expecting
r-russia is doing pretty good too....
can you say YOUR borders are completely packed?
Did you type all that with your senpai's dick in your mouth?
the reason you had some successes in the beginning was because the ukraine army was very small and not very prepared you invaded with 150BTGs and according to some calculations around 10,000 combat vehicles which is a crazy amount for a land force of 150,000 plus chechens.
now the ukranians are:
1. one million strong
2. armed with many more tanks due to russian and usa land lease
3. fully trained in weapons of the west
4. tasted victory with multiple combat hardened units
5. usa land lease
your stupid 1m conscript soldiers using worse and worse equipment are going to die in multiple strikes after strikes