Russian Combat Magicians have been deployed

How important is the use of the dark arts in modern combat? Now that Russia has used their witches to curse the Ukrainian witches will their combat units stop getting blown up so much?

And please don’t tell me there’s a combat magic gap. What is the US doing to counter Russian combat sorcery?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We Ghost Dance nao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ghost Dance
      Give me that old time religion!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Russian sorcerers
    >Iranian djinn
    It's over, West bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like to imagine that he was just making phone calls to Robin Williams and trying to get him into Mossad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You've never had a spy like me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Picrel: the only known photo of the assassination of dissident journalist Georgi Ivanov Markov by the KGB (London, 1978)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Picrel: the only known photo of the assassination of dissident journalist Georgi Ivanov Markov by the KGB (London, 1978)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well that says the US at least has access to genie contractors which is comforting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it. Lits of occult shit in the CIA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Link to article?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >israelite and glowBlack person demons from hell truly living rent-free in your mind.
      It all makes sense now.

      NSAYSO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Iranians blame israeli genies for their problems
      Honestly not too surprising

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Deploy the witch coven

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Varg and Dugin linked up
    We're doomed.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait I thought Ukraine was the one using black magic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If by "black magic" you mean "tactics, logistics, technology, diplomacy, and not having a blind obedience culture" then yes, they are.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literal witchery

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Newest Ukrainian APC

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Baba Yaga fights for Ukraine

            It's over

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              no pls

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Gate of Kiev
                Two more weeks, Z bros!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I just meant pallets.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literal witchery

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >ukrop anarcho-fascist black magic

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw western LGBTQ BlackED magic finally traps not gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ukraine mages used hexes to make the average mobik dumber.
      Not like it made much of a difference though.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Combat Magicians
    Combat witches
    Unironically
    Males are not allowed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about combat warlocks?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Deploy the Strike Witches.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is just some convoluted plot to get strippers into the Officer's Mess, isn't it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it's 2023 and we respecting women now. Combat witches are soldiers, not strippers. The WACs on the other hand...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, that's coombat witches. There's a difference.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can't into remote viewing
    >use combat wizards to run interference against NATOid remote viewers
    lol lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ever heard about the men who stare at goats, anon? The US is far ahead of the Russians in this field too.

      That's ESP, not magic.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >prophesied to die due to 'green snot'
      >seeks out conflict with 'green snot'
      This feels like one of those cautionary tales wherein one meets their doom by trying to avert their doom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >prophesied to die due to 'green snot'
      >seeks out conflict with 'green snot'
      This feels like one of those cautionary tales wherein one meets their doom by trying to avert their doom.

      I was about to say it's like Oedipus, or almost every tale that included someone foreseeing their demise, where their actions to prevent it is what actually causes their death.
      Good read, I can picture some people believing this unironically

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://meduza.io/en/feature/2022/09/15/they-re-mostly-after-loans

      >In 2021, Meduza correspondents heard Tuvans say more than once that Putin is the alleged reincarnation of Genghis Khan, and Shoigu, his close associate Subutai (whom residents of the republic consider their compatriot).
      >“Genghis Khan and his commander, Subutai, were the first to take Kyiv, they burned it down and left for the west, for Europe,” Dopchu-ul says. In the 1940s, he says, his father’s brother, the captain Kechil-ul, liberated Ukraine and was awarded the title Hero of the Soviet Union. But when the conversation turns to how shamans relate to Sergey Shoigu and current Russian leadership, Dopchun-ul suddenly sounds genuinely offended: “Sholban Kara-ul, the former head of the republic, duped Shoigu. He pulled him to the Buddhist’s side.”

      It's over for Ukraine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >In 2021, Meduza correspondents heard Tuvans say more than once that Putin is the alleged reincarnation of Genghis Khan
        That’s embarrassing lol. The mongols actually captured Kyiv.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rasputin did nothing wrong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His dick did tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, I think the ladies might dispute that point.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ever heard about the men who stare at goats, anon? The US is far ahead of the Russians in this field too.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We have our own to counter thiers

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what would happen if a drone dropped a "Spirit Offering" into that bonfire.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mercenary 203rd Air Mage Battalion, reporting in.
    Ukraine is finished now.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These are freaks and pretenders. There are no combat magicians in russia. Like in the Imperium anyone with a sliver of potential is gathered and sent to Putinomican to protect the Monkey and make all the curses slide off on to his expendable cronies.
    I wish I was joking
    They make literal blood sacrifices to increase the Monkey's hold on power https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/02/22/siberian-shamans-revive-ancient-camel-burning-rite-help-russia-a64593
    When someone tries to resist and exorcise Monkey from Russia they face a literal magical battles by Monkey's loyal shamans https://sobesednik-ru.translate.goog/obshchestvo/20190902-bitva-shamanov?_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc and then declared insane https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2021/09/russia-siberian-shaman-who-marched-against-putin-is-indefinitely-confined-to-a-psychiatric-hospital/
    And this protection works because during the fall Kyivan witches gathered at a cursed mountain and performed a ritual that had to invoke "ass falling off"/"oтвaл жoпы" but it seems that the spell ricocheted right to Rogozina.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would absolutely love to sit in on one of their meetings and just listen to what they had to say about their work day.
      I miss the late 19th/early 20th century where major armies bringing along combat priests to battle the bad Ju-Ju of the enemy Witchdoctors with the Light of the Lord and Neo-Pagans dancing on hilltops to drive the German High Command insane and make them do stupid shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I would absolutely love to sit in on one of their meetings
        It's the military so expect a lot of powerpoint slides (picrel) with titles like "Risk Mitigation Planning Strategies for Designing Joint Base Cephaleonomancy and Omoplatoscopy-centric Divination Facilities Intended for Long-term Usage in Foreign Internal Defense and Development (IDAD) Operations in Low-Threat Environments."

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Still not sending western written incantation scrolls to Ukraine
    What is the High Council doing? I'm not buying the excuse that ingredients are hard to procure anymore, Ukrainian Shamans have shown more than capable of casting spells with alternative components.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that NATO and the Warsaw Pact used systems of magic that were diametrically opposed, and I mean that literally--- every single spell was meant to counter a spell found in the opponents' grimoires. NATO magic is inherently incompatible with the magic currently used by Ukraine. Their wizards, no matter how skilled they may be, simply CANNOT learn how to use NATO's magic system. Nor could a NATO magician learn to practice Warsaw Pact magic. It's the reason why most Eastern European NATO members still issue Soviet-made wizard staffs to their forces. They couldn't afford to train and equip an entirely new corps of battle-mages overnight. They've only been gradually migrating towards STANAG magic as their existing sorcerers are killed by alchemical accidents, become possessed due to a demon-summoning gone wrong, or else become indifferent with the concerns of the mortal world and they retire to their wizard towers to study the higher mysteries in pursuit of finding the alkahest.
      The West is committed to supporting Ukraine, but any discussion about how best to provide that support has to be grounded in reality. We need solutions, not wishful thinking. And the plain and simple truth is: Ukraine will have to wait until the war is over to try and adopt NATO alchemical apparatuses and spell scrolls.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Idk what all these words mean but Ukraine needs Balrogs yesterday

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You should totally make a threat on /tg/, that sounds like a neat Magical Cold War campaign premise.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t NATO Magick more or less just derived from the Talmud and Ars Goetia?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mainly, but there's also elements of several Germanic magical traditions (including seiðr), courtesy of all the ex-Nazis in NASA (National Alchemical and Sorcery Administration)

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ukraine has the orb to their disposal, its magic powers are above the capabilities of any wizard in existence. With this said, it's funny to see their puny attempts at breaking through it but I don't think they will ever manage to make trough it

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Psychic warfare is legit. Try astral projecting into the White House or Pentagon sometime, you'll be stopped by astral guardians put up by the government. You think para-psychological research was just randomly dropped in the 70's? No, it just became classified.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do they look like? Are they hostile or do they act like polite janitors?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I also love Shadowrun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Pentagon
      Nah, you wanna see actually good defense system, look at Israel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you wanna see actually good defense system, look at Israel.
        Nice try, but I know what happens.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if this is why Putin is trying to make in-roads with the Taliban, because when American witches tried to hex the Talibs in 2021 they found the strength of Allah too great
    https://www.vice.com/en/article/k789qv/these-witches-are-trying-to-hex-the-taliban

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Russians really are just africans in snow

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoigu is a Tuvan high shaman, Kadyrov has nine-and-ninety Chechen djinns oathbound to him, Prigozhin is on the verge of completing an unparalleled ritual of blood magic, Putin's knowledge of botoxmancy is FAR beyond that of any mortal sorcerer, and most troubling, the Orb is yet unaccounted for and may already be in Russian hands.
    What does the US have to oppose them? The first is the rune magic (picrel) NATO learned from the grimoire of the wizard Aypipidaschsichsdee. The second is the esoteric weather-magic known only to the Order of DARPA. The third, and most powerful, is the black magic which allows the United States to destroy other nations' magical wards and gain control of the astral plane. Few details are available to the uninitiated, but it's presumed to be a form of necromancy practiced by the US Navy, as the rites and spells all include mention of the "sea dead".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think you've forgotten about Gematric-Powered Sorcery (GPS) that makes the rockets blessed with this dark magic actually hit the target.
      Of course, russians can't replicate these powers, because they lack the proper magical beasts - the Horrendous Mobik and Ammodepots Ravaging Slayers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What does the US have to oppose them?
      Psychological Warfare
      Apparently the Apocalypse Now scene with Wagner blaring was based on some gay op this guy pulled in Panama

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus it’s like that guy was trying to be a lightning rod for cons-Ira y theories. Why the hell you gonna make the satanic cult leader guy the leader of your psyops shit?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's Michael Aquino founder of the Temple of Set. An offshoot of the OG Church of Satan.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The Temple was established in the United States in 1975 by Michael Angelo Aquino, an American political scientist, military officer, and a high-ranking member of Anton LaVey's Church of Satan. Dissatisfied with the direction in which LaVey was taking the Church, Aquino resigned and – according to his own claim – embarked on a ritual to invoke Satan, who revealed to him a sacred text called The Book of Coming Forth by Night. According to Aquino, in this work Satan revealed his true name to be that of Set, which had been the name used by his followers in ancient Egypt. Aquino was joined in establishing the Temple by a number of other dissatisfied members of LaVey's Church, and soon various Setian groups were established across the United States.
            >Setians believe that Set is the one real god and that he has aided humanity by giving them a questioning intellect, the "Black Flame", which distinguishes them from other animal species. Set is held in high esteem as a teacher whose example is to be emulated but he is not worshipped as a deity. Highly individualistic in basis, the Temple promotes the idea that practitioners should seek self-deification and thus attain an immortality of consciousness. Setians believe in the existence of magic as a force which can be manipulated through ritual, however the nature of these rituals is not prescribed by the Temple. Specifically, Aquino described Setian practices as "black magic", a term which he defines idiosyncratically.

            Man decided to schism the American Satanists because no one was taking the thing seriously.

            >There were nonetheless things that Aquino disliked about the Church of Satan; he thought that it had attracted many "fad-followers, egomaniacs, and assorted oddballs, whose primary interest in becoming Satanists was to flash their membership cards for wienertail-party notoriety".

            Sourced from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Set

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Americans have a literal satanist antipope as an officer
              well that's embarrassing. No wonder Russians were so successful in their d&c if this was their sparring partner

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And yet the oddest thing about the man is his eyebrows.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            military wouldn’t let him grow a curly mustache so he improvised adapted and overcame

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Better than kids and old conscripts for sure..

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the US doing to counter Russian combat sorcery?
    wearing dragon bone makes you more or less immune to magic according to my sources

    >In April 1945, Soviet forces are storming Berlin. Captain Hasso Pemsel and the survivors of his company are under siege in Berlin's Old Museum with orders to fight to the last man. Pemsel notices a large stone artifact that had not been removed to a safer location and is curious about it. In a lull in fighting, he crawls over and reads that it is the Omphalos from Zeus' temple in Delphi, a keystone and bridge between worlds. On a fatalistic whim he sits on it and is immediately transported to another world where magic works and wizards ride unicorns.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon bone armor tiles aren't effective against top-attack magic missiles

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wearing a small amulet is enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The book is pretty bad compared to all his other works.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        still better than any $100+ million budget movie past 3 years

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get that troony jk Rowling to whip something up

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    be safe bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t know there was Muslim boss battles. This changes everything

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Allah's easily the most powerful memetic entity atm, moreso than Jesus

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/0BFIy6G.png

        be safe bros

        you need +3 to smite defense and a tier 5 crucifix to beat him, I tried

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FRICK the Ukrainian witches

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ukrainian witch coven: underground rave
      Russian witch coven: 4 crazy boomers

      How can putin compete?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A quite witchy Ukranian song too

      its been the soundtrack for a few drone drops too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        auto-translation works quite well for subtitles

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bro those lyrics are amazing. Got goosebumps. Heard that so many times watching Russians getting maimed but didn’t realize it was literally a witch’s curse.

        Song of the year 2022

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about the Vril maidens?

      I would be more supportive of Ukraine if it wasn’t run by zionists.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /k/ - Weapons?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >combat sorcery isn’t a weapon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do we think we use to defend ourselves in Euroland, Anon?
      Yesterday, I saw an Irishman yell "Taig" and a car blew-up. Combat Magic's pretty baller.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, hes irish. That was a carbomb.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that was just a normal explosive, not magic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Music can be a weapon.

      The bagpipes were a weapon of war, Trumpets supposedly took down the walls of Jericho, JU-87 Stuka’s had whistle like apparatuses put on them to make a wailing sound.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Jinn who works for the Mossad and CIA”
    How’d they work that deal out?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hang on a second, I thought WE were the evil, magic casting Satanists and THEY were the good God-Fearing Christians?
    Has anyone told the Russians you can't just tag team in one to replace the other when you're on the ropes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Divine magic is still magic, westoid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        These guys will double cross you

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Russians have been fielding necromancers since day 1

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How about their Bards?

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Memes aside why is reality so gay, its fricking bullshit we can’t have battle mages and wizards running around everywhere. I just wanna brew for spirits’ sake.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We could, the problem is the current liberal world order has sought to disregard arcane or esoteric beliefs. This is in part due to the political establishment not wishing to be challenged by upstart sorcerers and mages.

      T. Spent millennia studying the occult.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You have to go back.

        Impero tibi, spiritus immunde, quisquis es, cum omnibus famulis tuis, qui hunc servum Dei impugnant, per mysteria incarnationis, passionis, resurrectionis, et ascensionis Domini nostri Jesu Christi, per descensum Spiritus Sancti, per adventum Domini in judicium, ut indices mihi aliquo signo tuo nomine, et die et hora profectionis tuae. Praecipio insuper ut obedias mihi literae, qui sum Dei minister, licet indignitatis meae; nec audebitis hanc Dei creaturam, vel adstantes, vel aliqua eorum possessiones aliquo modo laedere.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Feel the Vril

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not giving your witches command of a mortar team
    NGMI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Interview in Ukrainian

      https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/106saf6/an_faq_from_our_witch_on_who_she_is_and_the/
      faq in English

      Frick I want her to tell me to do stuff

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ywn have a Ukrainian Gypsy lawyer witch call in a grenade barrage incantation on your position
        Why even life

        https://i.imgur.com/1Gwn4QE.jpg

        [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/tejtGHp.jpg

      Interview in Ukrainian

      https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/106saf6/an_faq_from_our_witch_on_who_she_is_and_the/
      faq in English

      Frick I want her to tell me to do stuff

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of looks like my Polski ex.

        Same elven ears and svelt features. She was Unironically also in Witchy stuff.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Casts spell of 123-grain 7.62x39mm FMJ.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/tejtGHp.jpg

        Interview in Ukrainian

        https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/106saf6/an_faq_from_our_witch_on_who_she_is_and_the/
        faq in English

        Frick I want her to tell me to do stuff

        https://i.imgur.com/upuncJg.jpg

        >not giving your witches command of a mortar team
        NGMI

        stop simping b she's just coomer bait and probably the squad cum bucket too

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She a cute.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/tejtGHp.jpg

        Interview in Ukrainian

        https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/106saf6/an_faq_from_our_witch_on_who_she_is_and_the/
        faq in English

        Frick I want her to tell me to do stuff

        gypsies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Vm7n3MO.jpg

        >Ywn have a Ukrainian Gypsy lawyer witch call in a grenade barrage incantation on your position
        Why even life

        [...]

        How come women in the west get plastic surgery and get Bogdanoff'd just to look slav?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mortar
      The artillery kind, or the flying kind?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Idk the kind that has mortars and grenade launchers

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MYSTERY homieS

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These are the threads the mods leave up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Putin will never frick you

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alexander Subbotin was a Russian oil Black person that died at the start of the war during the mediocre purge of 2022-2023. And he allegedly died of a heart attack or whatever during some black magic “Shamanic ritual”

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody who thinks russian sorcerors are going to change anything are fricking idiots. The Arch-Mage of Moscow, Oligarsky Mold-Heart has already sold off all the new wands that were supposed to come in.
    This is how the russian mages will look
    >Instead of modern wands, will be utilizing pine (FRICKING PINE) wands.
    >For transportation, the mobilized wizards will have no broom sticks or teleportation circles, instead it will just be constant casting of hastened stride and they will fricking walk.
    >Third, due to the corruption in the magic academies of russia, all robes will be made utilizing third tier materials produced by chinese sages. Literally unable to stop the most basic of curses.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We can't allow a thaumaturgy gap

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >crackpot russian propaganda is being amde into reality
    lmao

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The woman is Russia and the dancing man is the magicians

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