Russian ball ache

Russian infantry soldiers have encountered many small drone-dropped grenades. Such a small grenade usually explodes on the ground, i.e. its shrapnel effect is strongest at the height of the lower limbs and hips. The general instruction is to aim to throw yourself away from the grenade and point your feet towards it.

When such a wounded soldier is brought to medical aid, the priority is always to stop major bleeding, i.e. to treat major arteries and internal bleeding.

Since a soldier often has several injuries, a treatment decision has to be made. Often, the splinter impact on the aforementioned area also causes injuries to the genital area. A person has a lot of blood circulation in these areas and the easiest treatment, especially for damage to the testicles or the arteries leading to them, is surgical removal of the testicles. Also, it is often easiest to treat penile swelling tissue damage by removing the damaged area.

Of course, complex operations will not be carried out under field conditions. Thus, according to internal sources, the Russian army has brought a familiar tool from agriculture to the field medical posts.

The so-called elastrator is a tool that is used to stretch a very strong small rubber band around the animal's scrotum, leaving the testicles outside the rubber band. This prevents bleeding and results in clean castration, either by causing necrosis of the testicles and surrounding skin, or allowing the testicles to be removed with a suitable knife. Necrotic testicles and scrotum usually fall off in goats and sheep approx. 1 to 2 weeks after placing the rubber band. Castration through necrosis is not recommended for humans, instead an elastator is used to stop bleeding during castration and during the healing period after it. Often, no other wound closure is needed.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    treating genital injuries doesn't work like that. the procedure is a lot like treating injuries to the face. The video I watched was of a pakistani soldier who was shot by a Balochi insurgent straight through the dick and testicles, and the field hospital still stitched it back together pretty admirably.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What

      Yeah exactly, usually the face and testes are the only places they allow open wounds stitching early in the procedures to try and save them, I remember that bong 80's war hospital documentary talking about it, was rad.
      Turns out someone in the Russian military likes chopping he cocks off of their soldiers lmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If we know anything about Russians, it's that they treat their soldiers more like cattle than like people. It was that way under the tsars, remained that way under the commies and is still such under the kleptocrats.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Free transition hurray

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      xaxaxa stupid HATO pay for chud surgery while genius Russian Smekalka make enemy pay for surgery instead *~~)

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take your propaganda fetish somewhere else.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This story seems like the Auschwits masturbation machines and freezers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also joy divisions. Shit like that is pretty easily dismissed as hearsay at best

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the Auschwits masturbation machines
      Don't joke, that's how Anne Frank died.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that's how Anne frank got pregnant
        Ftfy
        :3

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They gave their balls for Putin, and all they got was that shitty badge.

    Poor bastards.

    They deserve what they get, but they didn’t deserve to be put in that situation.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck, don't bring this nonsense up. You'll awaken that retarded anon who spams hundreds of posts about female soldiers castrating and busting the balls of male POWs. Guy has a huge fetish about it and will single handedly fill an entire thread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now I'm interested.
      AWAKEN, BALL BUSTING ANON!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Awaken ball busting anon
        I need some homework done

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now I'm interested.
      AWAKEN, BALL BUSTING ANON!

      Yeah seconded, give us the dommy mommy ouchies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look in the mirror long enough and you’ll realize that anon is you

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get dick blown off
    >get the dick blown off medal
    >surgeons painstakingly reconstruct your dick
    >get sent back to the front
    >get dick blown off again
    >get a star device added to your medal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when you see a guy with a dick-blown-off medal with stars, oak leaves, arrows, and swords

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the star of the "I Am Jazz" sequel.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I Am Jazz 2: I Can't Jizz?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well. shit sucks I guess

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that pic
      qrd?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I googled it, seems the movie is "The Holy Mountain"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that pic
          qrd?

          That movie is fucking insane.
          Sasuga Jodorowsky

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i prefer el topo imo

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              el topo was pretty fucking good

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Early Life
            Every. Fucking. Time. More like "garden gnomedorowsky".

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you know Jodorowsky's father was a Stalinist and ex-Ukrainian?
              check "The Dance of Reality", it's his autobiography (along with "Endless Poetry")
              https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2301592/

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"The Dance of Reality",
                That just sounds weird.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Jodorowsky
                >weird
                oh sweet summer child...

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MD here, its a load of BS, everything i mean, the vatnik cube and other stuff is such stupid psyops, which is only supported by other glowies...
    Im tired of this fucking banter
    I miss old k before the bots and glowies and so on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post medical license

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In your medical opinion, if you only had access to WW2 medical equipment and a shortage of doctors; what would you suggest should be done to stop someone bleeding to death from mangled genitals?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trust him, he said he is MD online

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A mercy kill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        “Here’s your badge, kid.
        Congratulations.
        Sucks to be YOU.”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trust him, he said he is MD online

      >MD
      Mentally Disabled

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > the vatnik cube
      slaughter houses have grinders that go through bone like butter. Not hard to feed mobniks through there. They also leave clean cut fabric pieces behind such as the one seen in the mobnik cube

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ideate the aroma

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MD here, its a load of BS, everything i mean, the vatnik cube and other stuff is such stupid psyops, which is only supported by other glowies...
        Im tired of this fucking banter
        I miss old k before the bots and glowies and so on

        Im going to say it again sorry the image is from Google image search put it's definite proof

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted TZD, but I'll take TZC in a pinch.

      Curious how Russian media tries to bury the truth about the ziggercube. What exactly do you have to hide, comrade pidor? The state of civilian meat industry?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you are running out of meat in your mobik's cube

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this standard Russian procedure, or are they doing this because of a lack of doctors and proper equipment?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who wouldn't want a nice medium rare slab of Kube beef and some Ural oysters.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Ukraine handing out free SRS to Pussian nullos. Who's the chud now lmao?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine losing your balls, getting a bag of onions for your loss and having your face on an official media release telling everyone you are a castrati

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting groceries and realizing you don't have a pear

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and then realizing you lost your coin purse

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine getting evacuated just for some dude in a muddy tent going medieval on your nuts with a razor.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >surgical removal of the testicles
    BNWO in action.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bucks should be cut and hanged by necks

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what sport do Russian veterans excel at?

    Njet ball

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a clingaling, cuz you got no dingaling

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be ruski
    >go ukri
    >get cucked and cubed

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