Full vid, biggest explosion is right at the end. It rivals that massive explosion at Nova Khakovka some time ago.
https://nitter.net/WarAgainstPutin/status/1564683531326193664
Full vid, biggest explosion is right at the end. It rivals that massive explosion at Nova Khakovka some time ago.
https://nitter.net/WarAgainstPutin/status/1564683531326193664
ya mudda
Damn, it broke the guys windows
Is it me or did he have pretty good reflexes? The camera turns away from the window about 2-3 seconds before you hear it breaking.
Its not his first ammo detonation i guess
Appears he started turning away from the window when he saw the flash, and before the shockwave rolled by.
damn, that's a big pizda
webm
Vatnik go bang. Me like
>that end
Horrifing.
somebody needs to stop the smooooker
When I first saw that.
>ha, Smooker strikes again, probably not a big boom
>second Boom, haha, ok, vatnik dies.
>third Boom, oh shit
W-war is beautiful?
What was that? Looks very heat intense and bright compared to usual smoke shockwaves. Just because night? FAB-1500? Or some heavy thermobarics going off?
Specially flammable orphans and emergency relief stockpiles
Man, i hope the guy recording is ok, fricking ruskies
wtf did it blow off his face?
BEAUTIFUL FIREWORKS
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c6J3P6Syh8U
Looks like he's fine. His voice cracks me up though.
what did he yell when he ducked for cover? it sounded like pizda, which doesn't sound right
I'm guessing pizdec, which basically means shit
Pizdets means "prostitute". Dermo means "shit".
no, not even close. "pizda" translates to "c**t", "dermo" does indeed mean shit, but "pizdets" as we can see in https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%BF%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%B5%D1%86 means "extremely undesirable situation"
Pizda means c**t. And/or a fricked up situation, aka pizdec
the worst part about war is definitely the tinnitus
Thank you. The sound of that moron rubbing his two brain cells together was starting to annoy the shit out of me
>Stands behind a closed window while an ammo depot evaporates in the distance
Dude really didn't think this through
>in the distance
The dude was like 1/2 of a mile away lmao
moron question coming through:
Do all the rockets, shells, etc burning up/cooking off turn the place into an active warzone with rockets and shells exploding all over the place by the dozen? I would imagine an ammo dump in the middle of a city would end with a good square kilometer or so being peppered with shit, pretty dense too
None is moronic enough to put ammo dumps of such size in center of the city
wrongo
>None is moronic enough to put ammo dumps of such size in center of the city
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Shells and rockets in storage generally have no fuzes, just transport plugs (with handle for shells). Even if they have fuzes, the fuze will not be turned "on" since it needs to undergo specific firing conditions before being armed. F.ex a shell needs to undergo both firing shock and fast spin to have the fuze go into armed mode.
Good thing you're referring to insensitive munitions made by white people and not what the russians have
what spicy enchilada does to a mf at 3am
So this is why I’ve been seeing vatnik and Chinese shit all over the goddamn place lately.
LMFAO Cuckniks are helpless against the HIMARs trucks, that's really pathetic. Could you imagine the US Army getting their depots destroyed by GRAD trucks and not being able to do anything about it?
You sure it wasn’t just a smoke break gone wrong? Russians aren’t exactly a safety focused sort to say the very fricking least.
It's just not the same without the smoooooking, drunken slav swearing, explosion noises and massive jars of pickles.
woah
https://streamable.com/uc08ha
HIDE YO AMMO
>Thought this was the Chinese chemical container explosion
>Visible trees, unheard of in Chyna
>PICKLES
Suka blyat!
holy frick! you think he got hurt?
At most I'd guess glass cuts and perhaps temporary hearing damage
>the elusive Russian smoker strikes again
holy kek
>that ammo getting launched straight into the stratosphere
It's competing with the russian tank turrets
You mean the souls of the poor vatBlack folk being shoot into heaven
>Thinking Vatniks go to heaven
lol
lmao
just to look and then straaaaight back down to hell.
…..the poor orphanage…not again
he actually repeated like 10 times that it was a marketplace and now it's the butthole of the devil in that place
Why store ammunition in a marketplace?
>Why store ammunition in a marketplace?
Probably has plenty of space after months of special looting ops.
Where else would a Russian general sell his allocated ammunition?
>TOW cigars
Damn, that's some advanced shit.
You ain't seen shit
Excellent!
If you see an explosion like that and the shockwave is coming, the right way was to seek cover, hold your ears shut and open the mouth, right?
>and open the mouth
wait what
How does that help
Relieve difference in atmospheric pressure so your eardrums don't burst
The idea is to not let pressure wave to pop your lungs as air balloons, at least during nuclear strike.
>at least during nuclear strike.
Horseshit, hombre. It's an universal rule for every sort of detonation (= overpressure situation).
Yeah. But in an ideal situation like a brightly burning ammo depot, where you won't be surprised unlike during an arty attack or something, you shouldn't spend too much time looking at it but find some good cover and get ready for the inevitable boom.
Your sinus cavity and your ear canals are all interconnected. An open mouth allows much of the shockwave to pass through all that without rupturing all sorts of things like blood vessels and ear drums. Don't hold your breath, either full or empty lungs. Try to keep your airways open and half-filled at best. If you bear down with your muscles and try to seal off your lungs, you can suffer massive damage to your lung tissue, blood vessels, even greatly increases the shock to your heart.
Of course, the size of the explosion and the type of explosion can exceed these basic precautions, especially if you're in proximity. So nothing is a guarantee, you're just doing your best within limited options to increase your chances of survival and decrease the total damage. If an intense explosion washes over you it can snuff you out like a stick of dynamite blowing out a candle, or it might "only" burst blood vessels in your eyes, brain, skin, etc.
One of the biggest mistakes this guy made was assuming he was far enough away to be safe. Bad assumption. The least he could have done was open the window ... better yet, as many as he could. Might have been enough to prevent at least some from shattering if they weren't closed drum-tight perpendicular to the blast wave. Certainly, the one he was next to would have thrown its glass "harmlessly" into the room past him instead of into his face & body. Positioning himself so that he could dodge behind something protective (wall, furniture, etc.) when he saw the big flash would have been even better, while still allowing him to video the event.
Anyone serious about their life would have taken much more aggressive measures and forgotten about trying to video it. Several cover options such as standing in a windowless stairwell or a small, inner room without windows and with heavy brick walls, like structural, load-bearing walls for the building would be good options to evaluate immediately in that situation.
Neat
Thanks
Cute wieneratiel
the right way is to film the entire thing and not flinch no matter the threat to your life, the videos must flow
also, do it in portrait, not landscape
It was perhaps 1 second from super flash to his windows shattering, he was real close.
About 1.5-2 seconds. Overpressure waves move about 340m/s. Though that depends on different factors and is an estimate. So, he's probably roughly half a kilometer to 3/4 of a kilometer away. I wouldn't be filming from that distance to be sure.
Shockwaves of sufficient intensity can move much faster than the normal speed of sound in the medium, because of how their significant impact on density: this is most noticeable in nuclear tests, where 2-3 km/s shockwaves can be observed.
Shockwaves can actually move faster than the speed of sound.
>I wouldn't be filming from that distance to be sure.
Last explosion looks much closer than the other ones actually
Could it be that secondaries detonated another ammo dump closer to the camera?
it's closer because it's several times bigger, center appears to be the same
Sounds like it's some marketplace. It could be just the opposite side of the same dump, ~500m away from the original cook off, going nuclear.
All russians must fricking die
There's something strangely beautiful about such force.
It's superficially beautiful, but also has a deep beauty when one considers the number of russvermin that were killed and injured, and the despair their families feel as a result. All decent people laugh at their suffering, because they are fricking evil.
worthwhile trade-off for 2 tanks and 2 trucks, Russia is winning
Lol, the cameraman sounds like your typical drunk. He is also smooking while filming. Overall - based.
The guy's incoherent cursing really adds to the atmosphere, somehow.
that and the shitload of pickled cucumber seen in the last few seconds
>incoherent drunken cursing
>smoking inside
>staring at a detonating ammo dump from behind a closed glass window
>rushes for first, cleverly hidden behind a comical amount of pickled cucumbers
It really is fantastic lmao
Infamous smooker seething he was not the one to initiate this cookoff. I feel for him 🙁
Veni, vidi, smoki
That is the most Russian sounding man I've ever heard.
>OI BLIN BLJAA PIZDEZ CUKA
>pans over to nice jars of pickles
>Devil's ass
>Pisda
Das right.
july 12th video from a different angle being paraded as a new one because counterattack didn't go well
https://t.me/britishintelligence/4909
so about those new ladas, i heard without the airbags and stuff they are way faster on the track?
>It's not even the same video
????
Totally organic to go and dig up some ancient unrelated video on a pedo app and post it here...
vatnik hands typed this. while it's quite likely the same explosion, I haven't seen it paraded as new.
The video shows a lot of jars of what looks like freshly pickled cucumbers, the cucumbers are ripe and ready to be pickled at around these days, july 12 is way too early. Checkmate 😉
Beaten by the infallible cucumber defence again. I would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for you meddling cucumber kids
Sounds like you got yourself into a bit of a pickle.
Based unappreciated in his time quasi-Carlos poster
The fireball is not remotely similar, and the ammo cookoff right before the big boom is different. Even if we consider it to be due to angle difference, there are too many major differences that can be seen from all angles, such as the traces of rounds flying off.
Nope, it's new. Video is not even remotely similar
>entirely different video
>there are so many videos of Russian ammo dumps blown up that they can’t even keep track of them themselves
God I love this war
>well you owned us, but n-not recently!
They're truly getting desperate, these Russians...
@54965083
>links different video
No 15 rubles for you, friendly glavset employee
did you not bother to translate that from english to ukrainian? my post says
>from a different angle
it's the same explosion from mid july being posted on ukrainian telegram channels as a dose of cope. seems to be working for you
Any proof that it is the same explosion? They don’t look similar at all.
>Any proof that it is the same explosion
lack of any new explosions in nova kakhovka?
also idk why ukrainian shills are making fun of cameraman who is a local civilian thus ukrainian
There are no ukranian shills here. Just /k/ regulars that make fun of vatnigs and /misc/trannies. I actually don’t give a single shit about ukraine’s sovereignty or russian success. I’m just here for war kino, explosions and trolling contrarian homosexuals like you
same
neutral anon, brandenburg oblast here. I am here just to observe the war, neutrally
*sees footage of ukraine not doing well*
*proceeds to spam gore and report thread*
>There are no ukranian shills here. Just /k/ regulars that make fun of vatnigs and /misc/trannies.
Truth
>lack of any new explosions in nova kakhovka?
Are you genuinely moronic? That place been on fire about every week or so. The last one reported 27.08 and ~3 more reports just in august alone.
Your ammo won't get back if you pretend like nothing happens vatBlack person.
Why do orphans detonate so much?
alcohol is pretty flammable
>Full vid, biggest explosion is right at the end
that was cool and all but we need a 10x bigger one, in downtown Moscow
>that was cool and all but we need a 10x bigger one, in downtown Moscow
Moderate moment.
would a tactical nuke like the F-35 can carry be enough to take out Moscow? there's currently over 800 F-35's in service and rising
Yes. Of course. Nukes that can be delivered by such a platform can be measured in megatons, like 1 or 2 or even 5 millions of tons of dynamite, all releasing its energy in a space about the size of a pick-up truck, at most. Instantly, like measured in microseconds.
Here's a primer. Use the terminology learned here to perform more searches:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapon_yield
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki
Nagasaki is usually considered to be 20 kilotons, often anywhere between ~18K and ~23K. So, imagine 50 Nagasaki bombs going off as a single bomb to reach your first megaton. Delivering a 1 megaton device can be done with almost any delivery platform designed & built since the 1980s/1990s. Keeping in mind, even a 1/2 megaton bomb is still like firing off 25 Nagasaki (Fat Man) bombs simultaneously.
>[Hiroshima Little Boy] released the equivalent energy of 16 ± 2 kilotons of TNT (66.9 ± 8.4 TJ).[140] The weapon was considered very inefficient, with only 1.7 percent of its material fissioning. The radius of total destruction was about 1.6 kilometres (1 mi), with resulting fires across 11 km2 (4.4 sq mi).
> [Nagasaki Fat Man] weapon, containing a core of about 5 kg (11 lb) of plutonium, was dropped over the city's industrial valley. It exploded 47 seconds later at 11:02 Japanese Time at 503 ± 10 m (1,650 ± 33 ft), above a tennis court, halfway between the Mitsubishi Steel and Arms Works in the south and the Nagasaki Arsenal in the north. This was nearly 3 km (1.9 mi) northwest of the planned hypocenter; the blast was confined to the Urakami Valley and a major portion of the city was protected by the intervening hills. The resulting explosion released the equivalent energy of 21 ± 2 kt (87.9 ± 8.4 TJ).
Keep in mind, modern nukes are vastly more efficient, much smaller & lighter while expressing much larger explosions.
that pic is somewhat misleading bc the explosions wouldn't scale like that obviously
A cowardly act by Ukrainian insurgents.
Nah it was a granny brainwashed by the ebil azov-nato forces in the azovstal cumplant, Intel haZe for more information west is trying to cover up
>PIZDA!
>window shatters
>camera pans to massive jars of pickles
kek
She's in a real pickle
FRICK YOUR FACE CARLOS
those look yummy
more like yucky!
fricking pickles
bet you hate onions too, queer
caramelized onions are based
but pickles...
don't be a baby. raw onions.
Roasted onions.
protip: roasted onion marmalade
Nope I refuse.
Finally some quality content
Ya WOT M8
Yes, it does.
>not liking homemade pickles
just have a nice day and hope the next time round you come back with good tastebuds
these are cute bottles
pray the Shockwave didn't crack their containers
Pickles are healthy but one shouldnt eat too much of it because of the salt contents.
You are assuming they are actually pickles, not just cucumbers floating in vodka, whose only purpose is to disguise that it's vodka.
Old footage
Was reading a 40k book (The Infinite and the Divine) with a space battle and the author must have taken his inspiration from the Russian performance so far
>There may have been a warning rumble, but if there had been, it was swallowed by the airless, soundless void. Trazyn guessed it was a munitions detonation, which had, after all, been his object in targeting it. Orks rarely had any compunction about proper ordnance storage, and regularly kept ammunition next to fuel sources, and vice versa. Perhaps a crude orkoid version of a fusion reactor – the dream of a particularly insane or talented mek – had overloaded and gone critical.
Listened to that book anon great read. I recommend reading the dark imperium series, dawn of fire series, belisarius cawl: the great work and the devastation of Baal
lel, the orc comparison is spot-on in both the Tolkien and 40k senses
Hoping for some kino pics like picrel
>it good
>00:47
It was him, wasn't he?
XO YEBAT
Oh pizda oh suka blyad blyad blyad suka blyad oh blyad oh blyad PIZDA suka ohh blyad blyad oh suka blyad suka blyad ohh pizda ohh woahhhh that was awesome that was awesome right there dog dog wowww pizda oh OH pizda oh suka blyad oh blyad get the pickles homie blyad PIZDA suka have mercy get the water homie it's goin down ahhh these muthafrickin bootleg himars pizda!!
Was this some drunk smoking a but watching the whole time? What the hell was he saying?
>What the hell was he saying?
moronic russian bydlo shit, not worth translating
Except for "the market got replaced with devils ass"
Basically “the market is destroyed, looks like satans butthole, frick!”
The guy is talking about some market that is no more
https://twitter.com/Shtirlitz53/status/1564696865966379008
>The cameraman is literally the SMOOOOOKER enjoying his work.
He's just taunting us now
I love it when a plan comes together!
THE SMOOKER STRIKES AGAIN
Goddammit, Human Torch needs to control his shit, this is embarrassing.
Story?
I bet its either a cgi or a gas leak, deafinitly one of the two.
Smoke kills
Turd worlders cheap out on the agent in NG that makes it smell. Store had a gas leak. The smooker smooooooked and set it off.
He went super saiyan
I swear each one of these is better than the last. This one's nuke sized boom was great.
What's with all the pickles?
Given Ukraine’s track record, this was more likely a civilian building. Fertilizer storage, maybe?
>Fertilizer storage, maybe?
Russians make excellent fertilizer. It's really their only redeeming quality.
That’s not really stored fertilizer. It’s more like well distributed across the field
>Russians make excellent fertilizer.
Common misconception. Their corpse flesh is a serious environmental hazard. Its high toxicity derives from poor diet, chronic disease, genetic mutations, and lifelong alcohol and krokodil consumption.
So how many hohols did the russians slaughter today, in the great Kherson "offensive"?
fake news
Is this the mainstream fake news that's real or the conservative fake news that's fake?
This sad considering I like cheap Russian ammunition. Oh well I guess I was never going to be able to buy it anyway.
>wanting to buy russian ammunition
You get what you fricking deserve.
Barnaul is awesome for the price noguns. Besides what’s wrong with Russian ammunition? Besides small arms it’s probably the best thing they make.
Russia.
And? You’ve got fricking derangement syndrome Reddit.
You really thought you could rely on Russia not fricking up and providing you with cheap ammo, bucko? inb4 it's everyone's else fault.
Noguns tourists need to go back. Russian ammo was a staple until all this gay bullshit.
If you wanna blame anyone blame Russia, tard.
Ruskies are just defending themselves from globohomosexual and Hillary Clinton bootlicker.
>NONONO! YOU CANT MAKE RUSSIA RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS OWN ACTIONS!!
>THIS IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!!
>THE RULE OF RUSSIA IS EVERY PROBLEM IN OR OF RUSSIA IS EITHER CAUSED BY SOMEONE ELSE!!!
In case you haven't noticed, Russia is gulaghomo.
In case you missed it, Ukraine was supposed to open one or two ammo factories, you can now thank Russia for not letting us have cheap ammo from Ukraine.
>what’s wrong with Russian ammunition
Out of all the armaments manufacturers, the small arms sector hired by far the least competent workers in the USSR and the traditions has been upkept by the RF.
If you want commie arms and ammo, buy it from any other ex-Warsaw Pact country.
>inb4 high prices
The only reason Russian milsurp was so cheap is because it wasn't really milsurp. It was army reserves that were stolen and needed to get placed on the market quick, or "aid" given to African hellholes.
It looks like that big boom was a HIMARS hit on top of all that secondary shit that was cooking. I thought it was the old 4th july fireworks looking video but these blasts are massive and quicker in succession.
Clearly, this was another smoooking accident
>looks like the guy filming it was the responsible party
the conscript's cigarette had been raised, and another ammo depot understood.
Why can't russians hide their shit bros
it's no use, HIMARS saw through their clever market disguise
…and put a fat rocket, right between their eyes.
Absolutely basado
Literal glowBlack person spy satellites.
They’ll be extra sneaky next time, anon.
Don’t worry.
how is that offensive going /k/ope?
you're all reddit imported trash and shills.
Putin is a CIA psyop dummy.
The vatnik surgeon general's been sleeping on the job.
>cameraman is smoking a cigarette
Could it be...?
Sounds like something a slavic fairy would actually do.
This better!
Finally, a clever vatnik meme.
It might be overused, but at least it's somewhat amusing and demonstrates a passing familiarity with Russian-adjacent net.
And like all vatnik memes, it's stolen. The 1988 Treasure Island was made in Kyiv.
I remember that one that's just stolen 3 Angled Blue art except it's a ball.
Ok. And who are they?
Anyone have that picture of the bum laying down with the box on his head? this is what he watching
Also I would just like to find that picture
I approve wholeheartedly of the fermented dill pickles. Ogorki as they call them in Poland. Goes down a treat as a bar snack with a slice of smoked sausage and a pickled mushroom like maslak or rydzy.
Pickles and alcohol will always be kino
Guys I just spotted Girkin on hungarian public transport today. If he is hiding in budapest, the one who is in crimea is a clone?
The pickles are pickling