Russia is conducting missile tests near the coast of California. There's nothing to worry about right?

Russia is conducting missile tests near the coast of California. There's nothing to worry about right?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    muh nooks

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, more putler cop from /misc/ tourist. Take your ruble meat cubes and go back! Ukraine will win, Russia will lose, feed the ATCMs more conscripts!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Falseflagging bot.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's happening or nothing ever happens. Call it.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go back to scaring boomers on facebook pidor

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The supposed trajectory of the missile test

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao they weave through all US territory but cut straight through canuck airspace because they won't do anything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NORAD would
        regardless the ziggs are just trying to be provocative. god willing this thing will land on burnaby and maybe get an article 5 for fun.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >god willing this thing will land on burnaby
          There's good folks in Burnaby.
          Can we maybe have the russian nook land on Toronto?
          It would be best for everybody.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >there's good folks in Burnaby
            No there fricking aren't. It's burnaby.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does Canada still have those decrepit F18s or did Trudeau cut them for more immigrant spending?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >attempt a test to intimidate US
      >as per usual off by few hundread km
      >hit moscow instead
      >refuse to elaborate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please hit BC and wipe out the entire fricking province.
      I will personally buy the operator responsible 10 large bottles of stoli should this happen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you have a painkiller to be overdosing on about now, flyover cuck?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't you have a painkiller to be overdosing on about now, flyover cuck?
          >t. British "we decriminalized everything" Columbia
          What's it like paying PST and being homeless, loser?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So obviously OP is fake, but still — who cares if someone does a weapons test in international waters? As long as they abide by all the relevant UN treaty obligations and safety best practices who gives the slightest frick where it’s done? Are we supposed to give even half a shit that someone is trying to send a 3rd world “message” via some arbitrary distance? Literally who cares outside of the 3rd world?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP’s post isn’t fake, it is an actual NOTAM.

      It is a real NOTAM
      Free text search on link below with the ID
      https://notams.aim.faa.gov/notamSearch/nsapp.html#/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The text is a bunch of horseshit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Old government systems are a bit of a pain, but it is a real NOTAM.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It is a real NOTAM, the text that is complete horseshit on the OP. Or are you trying to confuse people further?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There's nothing untrue about the claim, except for maybe the focus on California. It overflies Canada and passes closest to Washington for the USA.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally who cares outside of the 3rd world?
      The entire MIC, any politicians with any kind of remaining soul, people with houses under the flight path, military autismos (like everyone on this board), I'm sure there's more. Not everyone is a cynical 16 year old, like you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're trying to sell something that isn't happening through subterfuge, and failing to do so due to unfamiliarity with the topic. It doesn't sound like you're very good at your job. I suggest you leave your desk, go to HR and quit right now, so someone else more experienced can actually do the job you're preventing from being done.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      conducting an ICBM test outside of your own instrumented test ranges is considered a faux pas due to the whole not being able to tell a dummy warhead from a real one thing. All it takes is one frick up in communication like the Norway sounding missile incident and kablamo

      That's why those fake chinese wank stories about firing an ICBM at whitesands missile range to show america a lesson are fake because if China actually did that a depressed trajectory Trident would land on Beijing around the same time the dummy warhead reached New Mexico.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is like someone shadow boxing in front of your face
      that's just asking to die, russian lives are cheap, they priced it that way themselves

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, they're not. Are you having a giggle, or honestly trying to fool anyone? Go be a waste of life elsewhere, I already told you to quit the glavset and get a real job.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP’s post isn’t fake, it is an actual NOTAM.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The solution to this is a final one: the Russian state must be destroyed and its subhuman population exterminated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice to get a moderate perspective.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The solution to this is a final one: the Russian state must be destroyed and its subhuman population exterminated.
      this tome to nuke Russia and overdue. Tell them it is considered and act of war and give them 15 minutes to retract publicly and apologize publicly via all their propaganda channels and mechanisms and then as soon as they have the message order the launch so the last 15 minutes of the kremlins lives can be those useless fricks screaming at each other in panic. Its time to fry the frickers and it should hav been done in 1950

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    even if this was real what would be the point of this?
    >lets test our missile exactly over our enemies best sensors
    >also make sure to give them advanced warning so that they know where to point it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit thread, Russia launched a Soyuz rocket (with military satellites as its payload). You commonly get these NOTAMs due to the risk of the engines failing to relight for the circularization burn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, /misc/Black folk live to make bait threads for dumb people, their entire board is threads like this, complete waste of time

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >its real
    https://www.notams.faa.gov/dinsQueryWeb/queryRetrievalMapAction.do?retrieveLocId=KZAK%20RJJJ&actionType=notamRetrievalByICAOs&submit=NOTAMs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which one? Number?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please take out Commiefornia. Please, I beg you.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Raging homosexuals who don't believe in consent wave their nuclear dick at San Francisco which is full of gay commie simps (who believe in consent)
    You don't scare me Ivan, your flavor of homosexualry means nothing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately starts raging about gays and salivating about sucking dick.
      Why are Russian trolls like this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Please anon, San Francisco believes in consent (and PrEP) unlike the nation of ass rapists and AIDS.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd more worried about russia resuming testing of tactical nukes and the satellite nuke they launched into space.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I hear they had a space station in secret just waiting to destroy the decadent west.

      *snap* - You now remember that Russia is incapable of testing their ICBMs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/16/politics/russia-nuclear-space-weapon-intelligence/index.html

        https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/what-are-tactical-nuclear-weapons-and-why-did-russia-announce-it-would-hold-drills

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        False. They do perform ICBM tests from time to time, and most are successful (as much as I'd prefer they didn't work). However the most recently introduced ICBM had a rather lacklustre test sequence in both number and results.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im going to swim out there and choke the captain to death

    • 1 month ago
      sage

      based anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        damn russians on my beach patio

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They’re looking for dem warm water ports.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only real American poster itt.
      Least based American.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neat. Would be interesting to see what kind of state Russian ballistic missiles are in. Lots of anons on this board have mentioned how they're likely poorly maintained and dilapidated, but some hard confirmation of it would nice to have.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the logic is that its fair game to blow this shit up as long as it's in international waters then surely its okay for the US to knock it down with an interceptor.
    Since its going to blow up anyway and we're all pretending it doesn't matter where it blows up right?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Latest russian tantrum thinking that the us is going to care. Notice how there hasn't even been a diplomatic acknowledgment of it. Now if the opposite happened, what do you think the reaction would be?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to put a strategic asset off an adversaries coast and then tell them where it is and conduct test firings while they know I don't have the balls to do anything
    >how did they get so much info on my ssbn???

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based, can't wait until the chinks start deploying their Aircraft Carrier near the coast of California: https://youtu.be/soEpAprko7w

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he posted it again
      So you won't mind if we send the Ford through the strait?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just do It lol!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the possibility of a carrier going through the strait causes immediate seethe
          Wumaos never change.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the possibility of a Chinese carrier sailing near California, causes immediate seethe
            The absolute state of amerimutts

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wumao. You said you couldn't wait to park your tofu dreg carrier off the west coast. It's a perfectly reasonable response to such an idea to sail a real carrier down the strait. Now if you can't figure out why that's a reasonable response then you're an actual moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >possibility
            Doesn't exist. Carriers get pulled regularly from hot zones even when the fighting parties have nothing to do with the US it's done on the off chance that maybe they will get targeted. The cost of losing one is just too great, they aren't going anywhere near Taiwan if war does break out.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They can do strike missions from 1000nm with just one refueling each way. No reason to get closer than that until the long-range anti-ship missiles near the coasts have mostly been destroyed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          after the pelosi meltdown I'm not sure the internet could handle all the squinty seethe.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >U.S. Defense Officials have now Confirmed that the Notice-to Air-Missions (NOTAM) seen recently off the Coast of Baja California, which will be Active between May 16th and May 26th, is not for any kind of Russian Live-Fire Exercise near the United States like many were Fearing; but instead just an Area of Hazard the Russian Roscosmos State Corporation for Space Activities has released for an Upcoming Rocket Launch, with the Boosters having a Small Chance of Impacting within the NOTAM Area.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What I don't get is how american mass media managed to convince the average american that Russia is somehow not a superpower with a global reach. The US started fricking with them hard so this kind of stuff is the least you can expect in return. This isn't fricking Saddam hiding in a ditch.

    Frick around, find out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They aren’t a superpower, they’re a crumbling nation that was once a superpower but hasn’t been since the 1970’s, and just because you can drive a boat halfway around the world and light off a firework doesn’t mean shit. Especially when doing so costs a significant chunk of your nation’s defense budget.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Worst case scenario: California gets nuked
    Best case scenario: California gets nuked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like the Trolley Problem
      >You get to watch

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