moron here. If you're ordered to withdraw and there's a big enemy force nearby itching to kill you, why would you waste time to loot?
moron here. If you're ordered to withdraw and there's a big enemy force nearby itching to kill you, why would you waste time to loot?
Because that's why you came in the first place. Frick orders, make money. Know the hustle, peasant.
Because you have a hot but vapid woman at home who has made it clear to you "If you can't give my overlord a glorious victory, you damned well better bring back one of those 'washing machines' or no pucciya for you."
Because your commander said not to panic, but didn't say anything about looting
I don't know. If you are the second military power, why do your soldiers brag about stealing toilets?
Because high tech war trophies are valuable and may be used by gopnik industries to develop their own modern potato washers.
Everyone else should own good bandage scissors too. They're a useful addition to my wiring kit.
The same reason they're retreating in the first place, supply lines to Kherson are collapsing. If you can't bring a wasing machine home to Babushka, maybe you can trade it for some MREs or even a magazine with actual bullets from your quartermaster. It's survival looting, moreso than opportunistic looting.
Ukronazis may retake kherson
But we take all washing machines
So ukronazis smell and have dirty underwear
Was it worth it?
So Russians make sure Ukrainian women are dirty and stinky? WTF I support Russia now
I volunteer to help wash any single ukranian women who got their washing machines stolen
>Ukrainian women with unshorn pussies and dirty underwear
I’m imagining Azov-Chan, but I feel like most Ukrainian women do not look like Azov-Chan.
Romanian here. Ukrainian refugees have invaded local tinder and they're smoking fricking hot. Like "get off tinder, I can't score with you cause you're an 8/10" levels of hot.
Pics or didn't happen
God damn. I wish Joe Brandon would start trading US weapons for Ukraine girls to give me as a gf. If Trump was still president I know he would have done that for me.
>be Amerilard
>letting brown people scurry across the southern border while more or less shutting the door on hot Uke refugees
Yes. Our government hates us. Only question is why aren't we doing anything about it
You must breed with Ukrainians to save Ukraine. The Vatnik menace must be outnumbered!
There's at least enough to beat off to the fantasy, anon.
>scissors
???
For in the field castration and foreskin removal
those are to cut clothes fast and without fear that you will cut the man
Ah, she's a medic then I guess. Makes sense.
not necessarily, it is a standart item in a field med kit, and every solider has one on him
for cutting clothing to get to wounds
Anon you are asking a perfectly rational question, you aren't the moron here.
They loot from the day they get there. Russians realised it was bad press, and did try (nominally) to reduce it, but that goes to shit when your entire front is about to collapse soon, as have several others previously.
You could say it's a sort of tactic, the Loot and Scoot.
only thing that held them back from looting before is that they had to "live" there and wouldn't be allowed a break to take their loot. now both are gone. probably haven't been paid in forever, think "well no consequences now" and "really I DESERVE this for hohols being so UNGRATEFUL about our LIBERATION".
also OP real talk on irl first world defense: average burglary is like 8 minutes long. people can rush into a place grab some valuables and gtfo in a real hurry and most do. light looting doesn't actually really delay them much, but you should also keep that in mind when thinking about your own home defense. don't be the easiest guy on the block. don't spend 5 figures on guns and have a shitty front door.
NTA but that's why my house is simply harder to get into than my neighbours'. I don't need to be Fort Knox, I don't need to outrun the bear - I just need to not be slowest dude on the block.
Those washing machines ain't carrying themselves
Because they're not gonna regroup; it's time to go AWOL, MIA yourself and go home to Siberia, and you might as well bring something home to show for it
These are troops from piss-poor eastern shitholes so stuff as basic as bed linen and underwear is mana from heaven for them. Coming home empty handed would be a worse disaster than military defeat, and they don't have the luxury that earlier occupying troops had of taking their leisure time making bespoke crates for washing machines out of ammo boxes so they'll take whatever they can carry.
Because they ferried in fresh mobiks to buy time for the regular soldiers to loot & regroup to the left bank.
Maybe because it's propaganda. Never stop to wonder that? Russia has prevented rout, defeated counterattacks, and launched their own, then captured Ukrainian tanks, missiles, bombs. Then media says Russia lost and looted instead.
>"its closing time at the bar, why is everyone getting their last drinks?"
you're one of them thinkin-types aren't ye?
because, despite being ordered to withdraw, no supplies are arriving and yet i need to eat
The 35 yo LOOOOTER
>captain orders a retreat, stays behind to LOOOT
>sees an armed mine, tries to LOOOT it
>currently on fire, still finds time to LOOOT
>has LOOOTED the tourniquet supposed to save his life
>"his that a shell coming towards me? I need to LOOOT that"
>"disinfectant? LOOOTED and drank it boss"
>"AHHHHH IM LOOOOTING"
If they were of a mind to prioritize staying alive, they wouldn't have invaded Ukraine in the first place.
They invaded because they value washing machines over their own lives. They've been sitting in Ukraine since February for no reason but to keep the Ukrainians from taking back their loot. Now that Ukraine is pushing, they're just taking their loot with them.
Kinda weird when they could've just gotten a work visa, gotten a job in a Western country, and bought a washing machine in far less time than 8 months and without anyone shooting at them.
Russians are pretty fricking stupid.
You need money if you want to survive. And my biggest guess, Russia is hungry for chips and machine parts. Probably an order to send ther loot to the missle factories and to the truck repair shops on Crimea.
I countermand this argument. If you've a chance to loot while you're ordered to retreat, your chances to loot are increased by number of soldiers following orders.
they're stealing shit to either sell or trade with their commanders to be reassigned on a "vacation" in Crimea. this is a well documented fact.
Noche Triste washing machine intensity
>Looting and robbery
Cue the inevitable post-war LAWSUITS.