Retard here.

Retard here. If you're ordered to withdraw and there's a big enemy force nearby itching to kill you, why would you waste time to loot?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because that's why you came in the first place. Fuck orders, make money. Know the hustle, peasant.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you have a hot but vapid woman at home who has made it clear to you "If you can't give my overlord a glorious victory, you damned well better bring back one of those 'washing machines' or no pucciya for you."

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because your commander said not to panic, but didn't say anything about looting

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know. If you are the second military power, why do your soldiers brag about stealing toilets?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because high tech war trophies are valuable and may be used by gopnik industries to develop their own modern potato washers.

      not necessarily, it is a standart item in a field med kit, and every solider has one on him

      Everyone else should own good bandage scissors too. They're a useful addition to my wiring kit.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same reason they're retreating in the first place, supply lines to Kherson are collapsing. If you can't bring a wasing machine home to Babushka, maybe you can trade it for some MREs or even a magazine with actual bullets from your quartermaster. It's survival looting, moreso than opportunistic looting.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ukronazis may retake kherson

    But we take all washing machines

    So ukronazis smell and have dirty underwear

    Was it worth it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Russians make sure Ukrainian women are dirty and stinky? WTF I support Russia now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I volunteer to help wash any single ukranian women who got their washing machines stolen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ukrainian women with unshorn pussies and dirty underwear

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m imagining Azov-Chan, but I feel like most Ukrainian women do not look like Azov-Chan.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Romanian here. Ukrainian refugees have invaded local tinder and they're smoking fucking hot. Like "get off tinder, I can't score with you cause you're an 8/10" levels of hot.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pics or didn't happen

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            God damn. I wish Joe Brandon would start trading US weapons for Ukraine girls to give me as a gf. If Trump was still president I know he would have done that for me.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >be Amerilard
            >letting brown people scurry across the southern border while more or less shutting the door on hot Uke refugees

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Our government hates us. Only question is why aren't we doing anything about it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You must breed with Ukrainians to save Ukraine. The Vatnik menace must be outnumbered!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's at least enough to beat off to the fantasy, anon.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >scissors
            ???

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              For in the field castration and foreskin removal

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              those are to cut clothes fast and without fear that you will cut the man

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                for cutting clothing to get to wounds

                Ah, she's a medic then I guess. Makes sense.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                not necessarily, it is a standart item in a field med kit, and every solider has one on him

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              for cutting clothing to get to wounds

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon you are asking a perfectly rational question, you aren't the retard here.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They loot from the day they get there. Russians realised it was bad press, and did try (nominally) to reduce it, but that goes to shit when your entire front is about to collapse soon, as have several others previously.

    You could say it's a sort of tactic, the Loot and Scoot.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    only thing that held them back from looting before is that they had to "live" there and wouldn't be allowed a break to take their loot. now both are gone. probably haven't been paid in forever, think "well no consequences now" and "really I DESERVE this for hohols being so UNGRATEFUL about our LIBERATION".

    also OP real talk on irl first world defense: average burglary is like 8 minutes long. people can rush into a place grab some valuables and gtfo in a real hurry and most do. light looting doesn't actually really delay them much, but you should also keep that in mind when thinking about your own home defense. don't be the easiest guy on the block. don't spend 5 figures on guns and have a shitty front door.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NTA but that's why my house is simply harder to get into than my neighbours'. I don't need to be Fort Knox, I don't need to outrun the bear - I just need to not be slowest dude on the block.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those washing machines ain't carrying themselves

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're not gonna regroup; it's time to go AWOL, MIA yourself and go home to Siberia, and you might as well bring something home to show for it

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are troops from piss-poor eastern shitholes so stuff as basic as bed linen and underwear is mana from heaven for them. Coming home empty handed would be a worse disaster than military defeat, and they don't have the luxury that earlier occupying troops had of taking their leisure time making bespoke crates for washing machines out of ammo boxes so they'll take whatever they can carry.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they ferried in fresh mobiks to buy time for the regular soldiers to loot & regroup to the left bank.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe because it's propaganda. Never stop to wonder that? Russia has prevented rout, defeated counterattacks, and launched their own, then captured Ukrainian tanks, missiles, bombs. Then media says Russia lost and looted instead.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"its closing time at the bar, why is everyone getting their last drinks?"
    you're one of them thinkin-types aren't ye?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because, despite being ordered to withdraw, no supplies are arriving and yet i need to eat

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 35 yo LOOOOTER
    >captain orders a retreat, stays behind to LOOOT
    >sees an armed mine, tries to LOOOT it
    >currently on fire, still finds time to LOOOT
    >has LOOOTED the tourniquet supposed to save his life
    >"his that a shell coming towards me? I need to LOOOT that"
    >"disinfectant? LOOOTED and drank it boss"
    >"AHHHHH IM LOOOOTING"

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they were of a mind to prioritize staying alive, they wouldn't have invaded Ukraine in the first place.
    They invaded because they value washing machines over their own lives. They've been sitting in Ukraine since February for no reason but to keep the Ukrainians from taking back their loot. Now that Ukraine is pushing, they're just taking their loot with them.

    Kinda weird when they could've just gotten a work visa, gotten a job in a Western country, and bought a washing machine in far less time than 8 months and without anyone shooting at them.
    Russians are pretty fucking stupid.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need money if you want to survive. And my biggest guess, Russia is hungry for chips and machine parts. Probably an order to send ther loot to the missle factories and to the truck repair shops on Crimea.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I countermand this argument. If you've a chance to loot while you're ordered to retreat, your chances to loot are increased by number of soldiers following orders.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're stealing shit to either sell or trade with their commanders to be reassigned on a "vacation" in Crimea. this is a well documented fact.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noche Triste washing machine intensity

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Looting and robbery

    Cue the inevitable post-war LAWSUITS.

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