Removing velcro

I just found my really old wallet my grandad gave me and I really want to use it again. The problem is that it has velcro and the sound it makes is really loud. What would be the options to "neutralize" the velcro without removing it completely?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That loud sound is like catnip to the ladies.
    When they hear you at starbuks getting reading to pay...rrrrriiiiipp!!!!!
    It moistens their little labia parts
    Do not ruin that pussy magnet wallet anon.
    Thats why your wise granper gave you that, so you would not die a virgin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some poorgay's plastic velcro wallet is allegedly a pussy magnet
      get a load of this homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon women go nuts for it
        especially if you are wearing a watch, like a fake Rolex
        They used to call those wallet the panty dropper

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          rich peoples wallets don't have velcro in them
          in fact I'm kind of embarassed to open my velcro wallet in public

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on the person. Rich techies don't care. Aspirational posers do. The seriously rich put everything on tab.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >really old

    it looks brand new. you must have really hated your grandad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just took a picture from the internet

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just rub it in lint or something until it loses it's stickiness.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kind of wondering why i even have to suggest this but can't you just get a spare piece of the opposite part of that strip of velcro and stick it to it?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rip out a massive fart when you open it, then no one will laugh at your for using a velcro wallet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      strategic farting is underappreciated

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE STORMS MOVING AWAY

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heat up a screwdriver with a torch and then use it to melt the little plastic velcro "hooks"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      A wad of aluminum sized appropriately and thickened up pressed under a clothes iron will also likely work.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a bad thing? i been using the same wallet for years with velcro. Or is this just another americans thing like iphones vs android

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get something made of metal that's flat, like a flathead screwdriver, then heat it up on your stove. Once it's nice and hot, rub it against the velcro strips until they melt into a smooth surface.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try shaving the hooks with a razor.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow is this actually PrepHole i cannot believe no one has provided the most simple solution.

    Cut another piece of velcro to fit one of the strips on the wallet, use this third strip to seal off one of the strips connected to the wallet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You actual fricking moron, the simplest solution is to not give a frick.

      The simplest practical solution would be to remove the velcro strips from the wallet by cutting the seams they were sewn on with and then pulling it straight off. If it's glued on you can just cut the hooks off.

      https://i.imgur.com/UvMNsAp.jpg

      That loud sound is like catnip to the ladies.
      When they hear you at starbuks getting reading to pay...rrrrriiiiipp!!!!!
      It moistens their little labia parts
      Do not ruin that pussy magnet wallet anon.
      Thats why your wise granper gave you that, so you would not die a virgin

      Fpbp, as always. That wallet is a pussy magnet. Women live only to hear that wallet rrrriiiiippppppp.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fifth post down dumbass. Reading comprehension is not your strong suit.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just buy a matching piece of Velcro and stick it to one side

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's garbage, toss it in the trash and buy a nice leather wallet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you even the first post anon?
      Its like you dont like hetero sex

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here u go op try this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont like jokes

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wild idea here, use the right to for the job. In this case a fricking stitch ripper (pic rel).
    >Break stitch
    >remove thread
    >velcro drops off

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rub it against your butthole until it stops bothering you. I can't believe that you're so helpless that you had to post here and ask.

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