I just found my really old wallet my grandad gave me and I really want to use it again. The problem is that it has velcro and the sound it makes is really loud. What would be the options to "neutralize" the velcro without removing it completely?
Removing velcro
That loud sound is like catnip to the ladies.
When they hear you at starbuks getting reading to pay...rrrrriiiiipp!!!!!
It moistens their little labia parts
Do not ruin that pussy magnet wallet anon.
Thats why your wise granper gave you that, so you would not die a virgin
>some poorfag's plastic velcro wallet is allegedly a pussy magnet
get a load of this gay
anon women go nuts for it
especially if you are wearing a watch, like a fake rolex
They used to call those wallet the panty dropper
rich peoples wallets don't have velcro in them
in fact I'm kind of embarassed to open my velcro wallet in public
Depends on the person. Rich techies don't care. Aspirational posers do. The seriously rich put everything on tab.
>really old
it looks brand new. you must have really hated your grandad
i just took a picture from the internet
Just rub it in lint or something until it loses it's stickiness.
kind of wondering why i even have to suggest this but can't you just get a spare piece of the opposite part of that strip of velcro and stick it to it?
Rip out a massive fart when you open it, then no one will laugh at your for using a velcro wallet.
strategic farting is underappreciated
THE STORMS MOVING AWAY
Heat up a screwdriver with a torch and then use it to melt the little plastic velcro "hooks"
this
A wad of aluminum sized appropriately and thickened up pressed under a clothes iron will also likely work.
Is this a bad thing? i been using the same wallet for years with velcro. Or is this just another americans thing like iphones vs android
Get something made of metal that's flat, like a flathead screwdriver, then heat it up on your stove. Once it's nice and hot, rub it against the velcro strips until they melt into a smooth surface.
Try shaving the hooks with a razor.
Wow is this actually PrepHole i cannot believe no one has provided the most simple solution.
Cut another piece of velcro to fit one of the strips on the wallet, use this third strip to seal off one of the strips connected to the wallet.
You actual fucking retard, the simplest solution is to not give a fuck.
The simplest practical solution would be to remove the velcro strips from the wallet by cutting the seams they were sewn on with and then pulling it straight off. If it's glued on you can just cut the hooks off.
Fpbp, as always. That wallet is a pussy magnet. Women live only to hear that wallet rrrriiiiippppppp.
Fifth post down dumbass. Reading comprehension is not your strong suit.
You just buy a matching piece of Velcro and stick it to one side
It's garbage, toss it in the trash and buy a nice leather wallet.
Did you even the first post anon?
Its like you dont like hetero sex
Here u go op try this
I dont like jokes
Wild idea here, use the right to for the job. In this case a fucking stitch ripper (pic rel).
>Break stitch
>remove thread
>velcro drops off
Rub it against your asshole until it stops bothering you. I can't believe that you're so helpless that you had to post here and ask.