>reason why you didnt join millitary?

>reason why you didnt join millitary?
land mines.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was fat, allergic and shit vision

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finished high school.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too comfy.
    I can't see the reason why we couldn't fight like 8 hours a day and then come homw, shower have dinner and what not.
    Why live like animals, like pigs in filth, why freeze to death.
    Sorry military but I love cosying up with some cocoa late at night

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why live like animals, like pigs in filth, why freeze to death.
      Thats how warriors used to live, from monke to the sword times u slept together in your sweat, testestorone and smell of blood. It's the most hedonostic yet the most opposite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well it's to icky for me then, yuckyy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like cope.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean living the exact same way as we lived when we were animals? That anon is right, I don't want to live like a filthy animal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even animals love comfier than an infantry Marine PFC.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Thats how warriors used to live, from monke to the sword times u slept together in your sweat, testestorone and smell of blood. It's the most hedonostic yet the most opposite
        Except warriors in ancient times were allowed to rape women, spread your seed, take away gold, plunder and have fun in general.
        Now you sit in a cuck cage called tank/IFV and get expoded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, who has the "march march march, feast, battle feast" image?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Fuck being cold, sweaty, grimy and dirty - just to basically set off bigger fireworks.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't step on them, duh

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I joined the merchant navy instead and ended up getting stabbed and breaking a stowaway's skull with a pipe wrench, I wish I'd been a grunt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell the truth we know it was the rat man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      greentext please

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reason why you didnt join millitary?
    I actually have marketable, socially useful skills.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >socially useful
      Like convincing people to get the life saving vaccine you precious hero.

      I didn't join because god made my knee blow out one morning while stretching pre-enlistment after 3 weeks of running training.
      This actually marks the most painful injury in my life.
      I still thank

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >god made my knee blow out
        God or your BMI?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even vatnigs mock how ineffective land mines
    You aren't stupider than a vatnig are you OP?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BE FUCKING HONEST HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID TO DERAIL EVERY FUCKING THREAD.
      TELL ME NOW!!!!
      I WANT THE FUCKING TRUTH RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        $25/hour plus dental and medical

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GS-7
          Goddamn I'm sorry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I DO IT FOR FREE, FOR FREE YOU HEAR ME?! YOU HEAR ME gay I AM COMING FOR YOUR THREAD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a bot. Also similar shit is happening on other boards
        >/m/: Witch From Mercury threads and fujo threads
        >/a/: moefags, witch from mercury
        >/mlp/: no hooves, whatever that means
        >/gif/ and /wsg/: race bait, gay bait, tiktok spam, general spam
        >PrepHole: constant nicocado threads, haven't checked lately, but a year ago it was unusable
        >PrepHole: nothing but phone threads
        >PrepHole: EV spam. Has been constant since 2018 and it getting worse.
        Keep in mind there's a group of people who raid /PrepHole/ daily. This is a different group than the dsicord trannies who cased that one guy to blow his head off. I don't know who they are, but their plan, as far as I know, is this:
        >find board
        >shitpost and derail threads
        >turn threads into toxic, garbage discussions no one wants to participate in
        >do this often enough, and you'll drive away the core userbase and only leave idiots who do nothing but argue all day
        They're deplatforming all the decent people off the website. If you think I'm lying, go look at PrepHole, they already succeeded there. 15 years ago, Anons would be hacking into the Church of Scientology for the lulz, now it's half a dozen zoomers arguing over phones. They are using your tendency to REEEEE and argue about stupid shit against you, and it could kill this board.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I miss the habboraids and the loic

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too intelligent to join the military and be screamed at by a "superior" because I didn't clean the floor with a toothbrush and I can't use a mop and bucket because 'reasons'

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a STEM degree and wanted to do air force OCS but got disqualified because of a skin condition. oh well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >disqualified because of a skin condition
      You were white?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Conceptual failure for camouflage.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have rods in my back. I will NEVER die on any fronts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you'll die on your back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone dies on their back retard, it came free with your fucking center of gravity.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly mines aren't even that bad.

    What is far worse is:
    >Artillery
    >Claymores
    >Sharpnel wounds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”mines aren’t that bad”
      >names a type of mine
      >names something that mines do

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too stupid to join

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have the professional and competent VA to take care of you for the rest of your life if you step on one. why worry about it?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a shitty, barely-postcommunist-era trainwreck and I didn't wanna waste a year of my life to get bullied and learn nothing useful.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I make way more money in the private sector.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reason why you didnt join millitary?

    My mother said no

    then I learned they were actually Satanic

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reason why you didnt join millitary?
    But I did, it's mandatory around here benis

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Talked with 3 family friends that were active duty, (a marine, an army pharmacist and a ranger) they all told me the mil was a complete woke nog-filled nightmare, basically that the good times were long gone and it was a terrible idea if you could afford college (I had a partial scholarship). Got a comp sci degree instead, two years later made enough to never need to work again in crypto. Best decision of my life.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fear of serving under some callous retard who gets me killed. Looking at the Russians, I was right to fear that.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they rejected my application, they only want the best, so fuck em if they come to draft me ill doge or frag as many of my superiors as I can.
    plus it has been over 100 years since anyone in my family tree has served, so i dont feel too bad about it.
    and although I at first liked the idea of throwing my worthless life away into the meat grinder of a greater cause, some reading of the history of war has changed my mind

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    asthma. Sucks to be an inferior human

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No honor in modern battle. Incompetent leadership and politicization of being a soldier. The quality of the people joining was another reason. Pointless and horribly executed missions far away were another reason. Probably I would have had to wait for one or two years after school, if I would have wanted to start as officer. Since I had to undergo surgery around that time. My eyes would have probably been good enough to start as pilot. And I had been reading academic military literature since I was eight years old. But well neither the trajectory of the country nor the quality of the others joining was convincing to me.
    All in all it was never very likely for me.
    Probably I also didn’t want to end up poor and possibly injured on top of it. In the minds of most people there is only the memory of warriors. The reality is that the modern world has optimized and rationalized battle. Most simply don’t care. And if you want to make money you chose different routes.
    With the forced injections and other recent events I truly glad for ditching this bullet.
    Many end up there because they feel there is nothing else left. Or think it’s low expenses and moderate income.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mental health history and I don't want a buzzcut or a high&tight

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to college lol. Got my associates for something in the medical field and I'm living well now.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could have been a rear echelon POG or in a branch like the navy or air force if that was your only concern. Why are you trying to make some weird copium around how terrible specifically landmines are being the sole reason and for their mere non-existence you then would have joined?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s multifaceted, but yes going out by „dishonorable“ actions of the enemy/being crippled without battle are certainly reasons for some not to join. But I would somewhat agree. The structure and the overall package is what makes it a bad deal for most.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Small peepee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was the reason you didn’t join? Because it wouldn’t distinguish you from most other soldiers.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because deserts suck, the uniforms that replaced the BDU sucked, and I have no interest killing random Middle Easterners.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actual autism and the fact that I really hate being uncomfortable. The military is nothing but uncomfortable situations.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what war could be so worthy ?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ukraine is only taking people with combat experience.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t want to risk being injured then waiting in line at the VA for 15 years for a bottle of flintstone vitamins.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > No regard for work/life balance
    > No regard for circadian rhythms and sleep
    > Poor pay for what I'm qualified for
    > Know that there's virtually no getting through it without long term stress injuries to knees and back, often hearing
    > One of the only jobs where if you quit, they can imprison and enslave you
    > Can lose gun rights for dishonorable discharge
    > Dishonorable discharge, less than honorable discharge can follow you for the rest of your life on background checks, thus potentially costing you jobs, apartments, loans, etc.
    > Shitty and stupid hazing rituals and similar cludged-together "traditions"
    > Knowing the guys at my high school who joined the military, and they're all fuck ups but one, and that one when I met him part way through his stint was counting his days until he was free.
    > Knowing that you'll be housed in subpar, polluted quarters, all hazardous things you're exposed to will be denied or understated, like testing chemical weapons and gases on you, organophosphate exposure, burn pits, traumatic brain injuries, the water in your taps you'll need to reverse osmosis filter to get it to a reasonable standard
    > Knowing that you are a cog to be worn out and replaced
    > Knowing that you are part of a machine that will be used to make up bullshit cassus beli [sic?] to enrich corrupt people in power
    > Knowing you'll be part of a massive, meat-grinding misery machine.
    and now, to top everything off, the "vaxxes".
    Does anyone with an IQ>90 join? >100 if they're from a rural area and poor as fuck?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Am in the millitary and after reading this I want to leave. I knew thisball subconsciously but never saw it in words

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pay is shit
    >hear they can take the benefits from you at the drop of a hat
    >dealing with honest to God retards
    It's not like my job is much better but at least I get paid more and I don't lose my knees and spine by 25. Though I've been tempted to join if only to gain some once in a lifetime stories. Whenever I read a milfag greentext my heart jumps for joy since it's always interesting. But
    >I hate the people in charge and have always had an issue with authority
    Would immediately disqualify me form service

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who have served told me its a crappy job and that I should do something else.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't want to lose my hearing, as a musician. I know the military does not value hearing.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't want a free trip to Iraq or Afghanistan

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m in terrible shape, too autistic especially about my food, and I like my hearing.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im too tall to join the air force

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why you didnt join millitary?
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