Realistically, how can the US defend against a Chinese invasion?

Realistically, how can the US defend against a Chinese invasion?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Jack Murphy

    outbreed China

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Another trip to add to the filtered trip collection

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would they get here?
    What force projection do these mongs think the PLA have?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They have no understanding of logistics. To them war is CoD2 where the enemy magically shows up in Washington because 'lol hacked ur satellite or somethin'
      I partially blame TV documentaries on WWII since most of them focus on the 'sexy' equipment and stories.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was MW2, technically CoD6. CoD2 was a WW2 shooter. A good one might I add.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, just watch the US implode on itself and then fill the shoes that the US used to

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        go back hapa

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By not having 250 million of our people get surprise swim lessons if a certain dam gets targeted?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which dam are you talking about?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you think there's a single dam that can flood 80% of the country I have news for you

        >our people
        >thinks a dam can flood 90% of the US
        chink or moron, either way lol

        you morons are the reason reading comprehension classes are mandatory

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you think there's a single dam that can flood 80% of the country I have news for you

        >our people
        >thinks a dam can flood 90% of the US
        chink or moron, either way lol

        [...]
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        I genuinely can't tell if you're just underage morons or actual chicom shills.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are adults who recognize that the usa is the great satan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you think there's a single dam that can flood 80% of the country I have news for you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >our people
      >thinks a dam can flood 90% of the US
      chink or moron, either way lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hes obviously talking about the Three Gorges Dam. If that shit breaks something like 400 million ching chongs are in the danger zone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This, thinking rationally. I wonder if True Democratict China has plans for attacking the dam? But I wonder how much bang is needed for this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Of course they have a plan to destroy the dam, it's not called the Taiwan Independence Dam for nothing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you think there's a single dam that can flood 80% of the country I have news for you

        Which dam are you talking about?

        these posters are CHINESE!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          By not having 250 million of our people get surprise swim lessons if a certain dam gets targeted?

          >our people
          >thinks a dam can flood 90% of the US
          chink or moron, either way lol

          [...]
          [...]
          Reminder. China is literally fricking moronic. Instead of dealing with floods in different areas they fricking backed it all up and if that thing breaks through war or natural disaster, you're going to get biblical tier flood.

          Also. The Chinese have completely fricked their rivers. Yangtze used to be self-cleaning, but they fricking clogged the shit that it's now polluted. Next to an aging population, China has real fricking environmental problems and they're doing nothing to resolve them.

          They cut corners and scam each other and think it's being smart. Then when it blows up, they blame someone else instead of listening to the warning or doing what was supposed to be done in the beginning.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hahahaha he has no gun!
            Noguns OUT

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What's the tactical advantage of getting fricked by Americans?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Physically stronger children.

              They'll join the US's side though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 gorges?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This dam?

        Yes.

        frick off

        >point out that /misc/'s collective worldview is utterly divorced from reality and almost commie-tier in its delusions
        >reeeeee trannies
        Post skin and timestamp.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based dam-knower

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Where's the uncensored version

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >muh /misc/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This dam?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This dam?

      [...]
      Yes.

      [...]
      >point out that /misc/'s collective worldview is utterly divorced from reality and almost commie-tier in its delusions
      >reeeeee trannies
      Post skin and timestamp.

      Reminder. China is literally fricking moronic. Instead of dealing with floods in different areas they fricking backed it all up and if that thing breaks through war or natural disaster, you're going to get biblical tier flood.

      Also. The Chinese have completely fricked their rivers. Yangtze used to be self-cleaning, but they fricking clogged the shit that it's now polluted. Next to an aging population, China has real fricking environmental problems and they're doing nothing to resolve them.

      They cut corners and scam each other and think it's being smart. Then when it blows up, they blame someone else instead of listening to the warning or doing what was supposed to be done in the beginning.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah china gets pretty fricked when there’s a light drizzle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >river used to be self cleaning
        Yeah okay whatever you say lmao

        >"where does the trash go?"
        >"away. it just goes away."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Many scientific studies have been carried out on Ganga water, and now it has been proven that Ganga water has high levels of antimicrobial property and dissolved oxygen indicating a reasonable self-purifying capability
          Look it up. It's safe to assume Yangtze might have the same properties

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black person how do you think a fricking ecosystem works

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most intelligent chinese chink

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this
        chinks barely respect each others when it comes to their guanxi, outside of that it's a rat race and a very shitty one at that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they fricked their aquifers and have industrial runoff level contamination in a lot of their agricultural land wells

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous.

        China.
        Or as I'm now calling it, Slowburn Russia.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically you don't need to target that dam, there's always a high risk that it just breaks on its own. Also some other natural disaster will kill 50 million of them as usual.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically? We only have the entire US Navy.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The pacific ocean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, Chinese soldiers will never set foot on mainland America. The reverse cannot be guaranteed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they would have to try and establish a foothold in Alaska? Could they get to central America on the pretense of liberating El Salvador or some shit?

        this is not something that could happen quickly - it would take months.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By easily sinking every rowboat the Chinese try to send a few miles off their coast. Never mind the slaughter that is going to be any attempts to supply an invasion force with merchant marine shipping. Submarines go brrrrrrrrrr

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    china doesn't have force projection outside of its own borders let alone another continent

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >how
    Quite easily

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see. Millions of tfw no gf chinkyboi incels thanks to that one child policy vs. an aging but very capable generation of GWOT vets who've been itching for a reason to drill the third hole. And all of the current US mil.

    Welcome to the corn fields motherfricker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      man all of those guys are long retired. The guys who saw shit in Iraq in 2005 are in their mid 30s to mid 40s now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some Mexican boomer wasted a bunch of cartel guys with his hunting rifles just by hopping from window to window in his house.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s still a massive breadth of experience that can be used to train the influx of new recruits in the event of a war on American soil, not even mentioning the local militias that would be forming in areas either under or adjacent to occupied territory.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Let's see. Millions of tfw no gf chinkyboi incels thanks to that one child policy vs. an aging but very capable generation of GWOT vets who've been itching for a reason to drill the third hole. And all of the current US mil.

        Welcome to the corn fields motherfricker.

        That’s still a massive breadth of experience that can be used to train the influx of new recruits in the event of a war on American soil, not even mentioning the local militias that would be forming in areas either under or adjacent to occupied territory.

        The US has been in a low-burn period of war for decades now, which provides a core base to keep other troops up with experience and learned lessons.

        China invading the US would be as insane as a ground invasion of the US into China. The numbers are too large to make it worth-while and impossible to hold anything.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At least 80% of the Chinese population is in easily contained coastal cities

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Even if that's true the logistics of capturing a city like beijing is nightmarish. Making it useless is different, but actually invading China would be insane with any modern military. Better to just strategically remove their ability to do things.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >capturing a city
              Why? A war with China isn't like Vietnam or Iraq. Coalition building and such. It's total war level the place.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What are the triarii?
        Yeah, they are too old. History shows conclusively the 35 year old boomer who saw the elephant in his youth is no match for conscripted tiktokers. Go for it Chang! I believe in you. There is zero evidence that that specific demographic is the single most lethal combatant for KDR throughout literally all of human history. If you were allowed to read it through the great firewall.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know a single chink who talks like that? Most of those dudes will be too old to fight, they'll be relegated to training younger guys who don't have blown out knees

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >35-40
            >to old to fight
            What are you? 12? If you hit the wall at 40 you might as well KYS.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You act like that makes them old.

              come on, we're not talking about a physically fit 40 year old man. We're talking about guys with prior service with years of injuries, guys who need to stretch to get out of bed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You realize that's a meme? The zogbot whining about muh back for the welfare money has another 20 years before going truly broken.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chinese soldiers have no zero actual experience in combat. The US has experienced guys in nearly every generation right now. And I imagine another war will start soon enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You act like that makes them old.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the last time china was in a war they got beat by the vietnamese reserves and local militia and that was over 40 years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm on the left in picrel. Said picture is from one short, weird-ass "combat" deployment from 2017. Last actual combat pump for anyone in 2nd Marine Division(everyone at Lejeune) came back in 2014. Yes GWOT combat vets are aging but there's still some in their 20's.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what do your marine friends think about you posting photos of them on a finnish sauna messageboard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Millions of tfw no gf chinkyboi incels thanks to that one child policy vs. an aging but very capable generation of GWOT vets who've been itching for a reason to drill the third hole. And all of the current US mil.
      Are you spying on me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Millions of tfw no gf chinkyboi incels
      They've been importing Russian thots and Vietnamese farmgirls.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black person, china's military is worse than russia's
    russia's military sucks
    the only military that can stack up to america's is the eu's and the eu is our ally

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The EU isn’t an ally. Members of the EU are.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a US land invasion would be the largest land invasion in history and China doesn't have enough magic money to pay for that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah even taking New England if you could take Boston or New York would be the size of the entire Ukraine front

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just imagine the fuel costs alone to port all your shit across the ocean

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anything north of boston is suburbs and farmland people still running around here with muzzleloaders like its 1776

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thats maybe Vermont, Lots of people with machineguns and suppressed ARs, a lot of AKs and .308 guns too, hidden in the rolling low mountains of NH and Maine. We may not be West Virginia levels of paramilitary but everyone with property here owns some kind of gun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >attempt invasion
      >fight through deserts, jungles, mountains, swamps, plains, tundra, rolling hills, and cities
      >have to fight Active Duty, Reservist, Nasty Girls, and police
      >partisan activity makes the german occupation of the balkans look like upper class white neighborhoods
      quite literally impossible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it'd be like trying to take a land mass the size of the mongol empire, except you have to put most of your dudes on boats first and the boats have to survive a submarine gauntlet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >survive a submarine gauntlet
          >we’ll make the battle of the atlantic look like a fricking joke of submarine warfare

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >we’ll make the battle of the atlantic look like a fricking joke of submarine warfare
            But Anon, the US already did that in the 1940s.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah I forgot about the submariners going crazy in the pacific
              >sunk a goddamn train in a sub

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And theres a Taliban tier civilian insurgency

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. People act like current US citizens would just roll over because current year.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >People act like
              Just r*dditors projecting their own insecurities

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >glowBlack folk have to train and arm us citizens
            YES

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw free weapon gibs from foreign powers

              DO IT

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i mean, even if a tiny fraction of US gun owners decided to do something it would still mean at least tens of thousands of armed people to deal with

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You now realize that the US is the only nation in the world to contain all biomes on earth.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno man Ive yet to see the Nether here in the US. Unless youre talking about Los Angeles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        activity makes the german occupation of the balkans look like upper class white neighborhoods
        Why would any man fight for America?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not fighting for America, I'm fighting against the Chinese.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As an American, the only people I hate more than other Americans are Chinese and Vatniks.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            As an American, you just made an enemy for life.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the only people I hate more than other Americans
            you could say the only people you hate more than other americans are non-americans. And that makes you a patriot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because my ancestors fought to establish and defend this nation since its inception, and wholeheartedly believed in the ideas of the Founding Fathers. I follow in their footsteps, and by the grace of God, may we succeed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Foreign power invades your country
          >Collatoral damage leads to the lives of your friends and family being in peril
          >Your home may also get destroyed
          It's not fricking hard to imagine why you might be pissed numbnuts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because I'm not a moron like you that fell for a decade of PSYOPs trying to convince me that the United States is somehow bad in comparison to literally anywhere else.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't exactly say I would, but open season on chink incels sounds 10x more fun than anything I've done in years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What is it like to be so far up your own ass you literally can't process a world view that runs contrary to your own

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          China is pretty much Orwellian in the literal sense. If an American gets pissed over abortion or muh guns Chinese instituting martial law would push them into torturing Chinese captives to lure out more Chinese.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What sane man would pass up the opportunity to get himself a necklace made of Chinaman ears?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing riled up the burger like having a good solid, easy to define enemy to fight. Throw in the “aw hell no, this is MY house” mentality and the lads who would love to shoot Changs and steal their shit, and it’s not hard to see why a unified enemy on US soil is gonna have a bad time.

          Officially, no. But the Great Lakes are absolutely big enough to have a moderately sizable submarine fleet, and the only reason there isn’t one, to our knowledge, is that the Canadians are our best buddies.

          You could plop a small carrier or two in them, hell. In fact, that’s how the US Navy trained in WW2. They had converted steamship flat-tops for training.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >that’s how the US Navy trained in WW2
            I still think its insanely cool that they retrieved a SBD Dauntless from Lake Superior and fully restored like 20 years ago. Its sitting in the Naval Aviation Museum in Naval Air Station Pensacola right now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous.

          For the hell of it.
          Look, I'm from NZ. Probably the farthest away country from likely being involved with shit. But if for some reason my country doesn't get involved in the war against China and its bullshit (they've been fricking around in the pacific with our oceanic mates, russian style) and I can't get into my country's military, I'm getting on a plane to the US, meeting up with a dude I met on discord for an ERPG game, then Judge and I are going to get some guns, camp out somewhere innawoods at elevation, and plink at chinaman because it frankly just seems like an incredibly 'murican thing to do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hippies in Vermont sniping PLA conscripts from their mountains
        >Appalachian mountain folk taking scalps
        >Arizona retirees burying captives to their necks in the desert
        >Inner city thugs joining in and shooting chinks and looting their gear
        >Even mother nature takes part with gators and mountain lions eating entire battalions of soldiers in a single night
        >All of this layered with a level of corruption and incompetence at least equal to Russia

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The USA is too large and spread out and populated to invade. Wed collapse into hyper militarized civil war factions that would be a nightmare to dislodge before we're too weak to stop an invasion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have seen the full and unbridled bloodthirst of the American People once in my life. It was in the aftermath of 9/11. It was truly a terrible and frightening thing. China may talk a big game, but I guarantee you the policy behind closed doors is to pacify America as much as possible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget pearl harbor or the zimmermann telegram.
        America's entire history can be summed up as "Constant infighting until something collectively pisses them off"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the last time we got genuinely pissed off at a bunch of foreigners, we created an entirely new field of science and vaporized 100,000 japs while they were eating breakfast and ruined the genetic lineage of the survivors for generations to come, and then we did it again a couple days later for no good reason other than "well we have another bomb"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >japan
            >korea
            >vietnam
            why are americans so ready and willing to homicidally despise asians?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              japan deserved it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so did the rest of them. yellow tribesman extinction is thousands of years late

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because they're violent weirdos and its always easier to kill weirdos than your own kind

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the west isnt complete until we subjugate them further

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And they literally love us for it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That sentiment is gone now. Half of the entire population WANTS to see the country fall and would welcome invaders with open arms. Their theory being that if America falls, then a just, equitable socialist dictatorship will rise up from the ashes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit. Racial tensions in the 90s were at levels that make today look like nothing and for a brief moment during 9/11 they completely evaporated (except for muslims). If that can happen than anything can.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Despite racial tensions being that high at the time, like you said, it was different groups all infighting with one another but nobody was turning on the country itself like they are now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah just like Russia thought Ukraine was going to welcome them with open arms.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ukrainians weren't out there denouncing the existence of their own fricking country like Americans have been.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >>like Americans have been.
              >he unironically thinks it americans doing it
              lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Leftists are not Americans.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's 2 ways to go about it
          >invasion outta nowhere
          >where you're gonna piss off almost everyone short of inner city liberals and they'll nut up shortly after
          >you've basically united multiple factions that usually hate and work against one another to solely focus on you
          Or
          >become allies and offer support to a sizeable portion of the country (Texas, entire Southeast/midwest) from what they consider increasingly dictatorial (coastal states/cities, DC, etc)
          >much easier time coming in as allies with supplies, equipment, weaponry, more boots on the ground
          Mind you if option 2 were to takeoff its likely to devolve into the rednecks, Russians and friends vs the Feds and EU

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon look how fast pretty much everyone in America heel-stepped into "FRICK RUSSIA" mode over Ukraine and try again. If the government and it's 4th Branch says "Chyna Bad", then "Chyna Bad" is the new law of the land.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            they're just doing this for woke points

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t hate Russians for woke points. I genuinely hate the Russian people.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, the only people in America that like Russia are hard core Soviet communists and far right qanon people. Everyone else sits somewhere between mild distaste and extreme hate. Gotta hand it to Putin for trying to change the right’s opinion over Russia with trolls/trump but you just can’t shake that Cold War thinking.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Despite racial tensions being that high at the time, like you said, it was different groups all infighting with one another but nobody was turning on the country itself like they are now.

          Ukrainians weren't out there denouncing the existence of their own fricking country like Americans have been.

          they're just doing this for woke points

          You're completely right anon, and Russia/China should invade the US now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We were 75% white in 2001 and even liberals were patriots in their own way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember this. I was like 12 at the time, and even the most liberal, gentle people I thought I knew well were saying things like "we need to bomb Afghanistan until it turns into a sheet of fricking glass."
        Thinking back about it honestly unnerves me a little.
        I think if the PLA made it to our shores it would be a fricking nightmare for them and truly a dark time for humanity, just a constant stream of war crimes.
        I feel like everyday people would drop everything and turn into monsters, like they had no concept of homes or lives to return to.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frankly American has become a powder keg, we’re just kind of angry and stressed, things are going crazy with certain government factions trying(poorly) to go full brace new world, the other half just barely keeping status quo while our leader may genuinely be senile. If you give these people an excuse to vent this anger and frustration out violently with no consequences(an invading force AND they’re commies), things will get dark quick, apocalypse now dark, especially in the south. We invented nukes the last time someone truly fricked with us, I’m afraid what we’ll pull out next.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember this. I was like 12 at the time, and even the most liberal, gentle people I thought I knew well were saying things like "we need to bomb Afghanistan until it turns into a sheet of fricking glass."
        Thinking back about it honestly unnerves me a little.
        I think if the PLA made it to our shores it would be a fricking nightmare for them and truly a dark time for humanity, just a constant stream of war crimes.
        I feel like everyday people would drop everything and turn into monsters, like they had no concept of homes or lives to return to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd add to this that the only thing the different groups hate more then one another is another, foreign power fricking with us.
      As shown by 9/11 that had blacks, whites, Mexicans, and Asians in the us all united against Muslims.

      Take a foreign power, drop their army smack dab on US soil and it'd be a death sentence as they'd be fighting everyone short of white liberals.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The very concept of a Chinese land invasion of the United States is just absurd.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not if they wait for a collapse of the country
      maybe a civil war fueled by chinko pidorisian agents

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        China will collapse before the US. The US can and will still grow in terms of population while China will not.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    China is not going to interfere in the eventual collapse of the US. America is on its way out, a completely dysfunktional political system, elites that hate their own people, mass migration, multi ethnic, multi racial conflicts, a financial system at its end, skyrocketing inflation, the list goes on and on. The dumbest thing China could do would be to start a war with the US. They will wait another 10 years and then take Taiwan. Genderqueer presidentix Alejandro Orkasio Cortez, xim/xir pronouns, is going to send a protest note and forcing all vasall states in Europe to stop trading with China. While the western world has no stopped trading with 90% of the world, they still feel like real winners. The power of the president in each western country extends almost to the outskirts of the capital. The people are poor and dont bother anymore. Life in a western city imitates the life of Kabul in 2022. Another 10 years later first states try to reset and secede from the union, a bloody civil war ensues in certain regions of the US. In Europe the Black-islamic state of France tries to break away from the EU because president Jupiter Harambe isnt getting enough money from Germany. This story just writes itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      China's population is set to decline by half within the next 20 years, thanks to One-Child. That's assuming it doesn't get cut in half by famine in the next 2-3 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >completely dysfunctional* political system, elites that hate their own people, mass migration, multi ethnic, multi racial conflicts, a financial system at its end, skyrocketing inflation
      Every single one of these problems is far worse in China than it is in the US. Every country has problems, we just like to focus on ours because we actually have a free press.
      >The power of the president in each western country extends almost to the outskirts of the capital. The people are poor and dont bother anymore.
      IMAGINE being Chinese and saying this to anyone else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Funnels a hojillion dollars into Taiwan because we can
      >Changs get uppity in a few years
      >Park a few carrier groups off the coast and Fortnite dance on the deck while easily establishing a no-fly zone
      >Oops you have lost international shipping privileges, naval blockade time
      >Fire up the Economic Rape Engine and slap on those sanctions
      >Within 3 months Chinks have either split into warring factions or started eating each other or both
      >Transition into providing “aid” to West Taiwan instead as we pillage and divvy it up with Allies like it’s the fricking Boxer Rebellion 2.0
      China is a fricking meme machine. Probably not QUITE as bad as Russia, but so viciously outclassed that it isn’t even funny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Russians at least got their dicks wet sometime in the last forty years fighting more than pointless skirmishes against poo-Mario. I'm betting however bad the Russians are, the Chinese are worse.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huh? "...Behind every blade of grass..."
    C'mon over. It'll be fun! 😉

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would they even GET there? They may have an endless horde of virgin incels, but they sure don't have enough boats to cross the pacific.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    new pasta already?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sure are a lot of low quality chang threads going around today

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coughing on them, their weak immune systems are no match for the chad maxxvaxxed American bull

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao
    someone doesn't grasp the intricacies of maritime shipping and beijing's unique situation
    please just give us a reason
    please please please

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Better question is how will China get to the US outside of Alaska and maybe Hawaii? Let’s give them a bit more rope and say their carrier fleets are ready and built up. They’re not going to slip through detection.
    And let’s give them even more rope and say their fleet somehow make it to the West Coast and they land troops. Unless the Pacific fleet is completely destroyed, how the frick will they maintain a supply route to their forces across the ocean without constant escort?
    They’re going for regional power and they’ll probably get that. But an attack on US soil is still very far off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is more likely that Alaskans could invade and conqueror China than allow China to invade Alaska.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >filename
    >leftypol.org
    >look it up
    jesus it really is bizarro-/pol/
    totally disconnected from reality, schizophrenic, conspiracy-minded, day of the rope soon, etc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >totally disconnected from reality, schizophrenic, conspiracy-minded, day of the rope soon, etc
      soo....like regular /misc/?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    US navy / airforce sinks most of the Chinese navy before they make landfall, after that the 2A is fully restored and even if by some miracle China takes the US they just inherited the worst insurgency in history.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ could you imagine china trying to martial law over any state in the SE/Southern, Midwestern, Appalachian, Great Lakes, etc. American's cant even be pacified after sporting events.

      Their only hope would be to bioengineer some sort of supervirus while Russia manchurian candidates up some sociopolitical strife, and then wait while the American economy and civil society collapses on itse... Wait a minute..

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ban tiktok, stop goybean imports, and make agent orange 2 (fungicide/genetics resistant blast disease to wipe out rice crops). Also make ebola that targets han DNA.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happened the last time we tried to ban tiktok?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Was there even a vote on it or was it just the blowhard blowing hard again?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I remember something about
          >GET BOUGHT BY AN AMERICAN COMPANY OR BE BANNED
          And then... nothing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It shits me we share a world with people so stupid they still think he was in any way better than career politicians.
            >he's fighting for the little guy, me
            >passes huge tax break for the elite
            >gives wall street $1 trillion for covid
            >gives companies he owns government contracts
            Oh yeah, he's draining the swamp and fighting corruption.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're on the wrong board.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks China produces the goybeans
      You're not very smart aren't you?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A better question would be how could they possibly invade? You've got a frozen expanse to the north owned by an entirely separate country, largely uninhabited and with most of the infrastructure in the south nearest to the border. To the south you have vast arid deserts lacking in water, also owned by another country. On the west you have nigh impassable mountains and more deserts. The east coast is no better, as it is heavily forested and also contains a massive mountain range. Throw in the military, the navy, and all the civilian gun owners wanting to reenact Red Dawn and you've got a nation that is nigh impossible to invade. Even if the Chinese did invade the logistical nightmare that is America would do them in.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    attack subs on all china bound shipping would do it

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like how will the chinese survive an invasion of the USA?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the same way they survived all the other invasions they had throughout history.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By rolling over and letting the British sell opium there?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This was Boris’ master plan to reignite the British economy post-Brexit.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WISH A homie WOULD

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By no longer outsourcing to China or buying Chinese made goods along with it's allies and continuing to have the US navy and chair force. China invading the US mainland is pure fantasy. I doubt they could even reach the farthest reaches of Alaska. Russia sure as shit isn't going to let them launch an attack from their territory unless they have completely lost their minds. China lasting more than a few months at most is a joke. Most of the world suddenly no longer buying from them and all those companies they used to get fat stacks from moving to a long list of other countries with cheap as shit labor would crush them economically so badly they'd be unrecoverably fricked. Now bring in the guaranteed internal uprisings/rebellions, mass desertion, and... you know... every alliance the US is part of coming down on them together... China would be done and never in a position to even merely bully their neighbors again if they dared to attack the US.

    Most likely outcome is China ends up fractured and stays that way for a very long time. Meanwhile several other much more friendly nations gain big economic boosts and any previously antagonistic nations put away the sabers having witnessed the most definitive ass whooping the world has ever seen and not wanting it to happen to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the absolute state of mutt cope
      you produce nothing, china produces everything including the chips inside your weapons and cars, russia has most of the gas and oil of the world
      togheter they are most powerful super alliance in world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's right, we know. Now it's time for the happy fun jacket and the bouncy room! YAY!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree actually, except Russia will be a client state of China because Russia is going to be Chinas second Africa. Soon this will escalate to Monke chimpouts as the Russians realize they're about to experience a second era of Mongol rule and will also hurt China.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Russia bankrupts themselves with stupid dreams of rebuilding the USSR
          >China sweeps in to buy them cheap
          >China just got a lot of industry run by Russian
          >they already have corruption and QA issues
          >Russians on top of that start to bankrupt China
          It's all coming together, whoever inherits Russia inherits a population of morons.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically, how can the US defend against a Chinese invasion?

    With advanced technology the U.S. can detect and intercept any military strike against it. There is no boat, plane or missile that can reach mainland U.S. without us knowing about it and being prepared for it. It is the most impossible task to invade the U.S. and even if you were to bypass the military you would have roughly 100 million armed civilians fighting for their nation.

    I would implore China to try tho. At least that way after they fail and China is wiped off the face of the planet the world will be a little less evil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      An ever growing number of Mexicans inside America proved this statement false.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The government is letting them in though. The border patrol try’s its best but is just underfunded enough so they can’t get the job done.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The United States could stop migration from Mexico very easily, we could round up 90% of the illegals and have them back home in three months.
        We *choose* not to, because half the country is bent on suicide and will do anything to frick as much of the country as they can.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty easy ngl. Fighting in the US would be logistically impossible due to terrain and climate differences as well as the fact that the US military is well ahead of its peers. Even if somehow the US military fricks up so bad that they become useless, the civilian population is actually hell to fight. They don't even listen to their own government so why would they bow to a foreign one that has been demonized for years. Any PLA brainlets that made it to the shores would probably be domed by some fat ass with his AR-15.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >chink conscript
      >top of my class in programming science at ching chong university
      >drafted to fight for the glorious PLA
      >get deployed to capitalist pig dog country of west virginia
      >on patrol with comrades
      >suddenly hear what sounds like a spectre wailing
      >ancestorshelpme.png
      >get leg blown off by some hick with a single shot Sharps carbine
      >bleed out in a holler while Country Roads blare from the hill side

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It can't. A Mcdonald wrapper tiger in the face of the water dragon? No chance.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically, how can the US defend against a Chinese invasion?

    Like this.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Us is the geography KING when it comes to defense.
    Want to invade over the fricking Appalachians? How about pushing tanks across the Rockies? Or would you prefer the south and its long flat empty deserts, where the only thing breaking up the terrain is American military bases. How about the North then? The vast cold uninhabited emptiness where the only things to distract you from the bitter cold are bear attacks and the occasional ambush by Canadians who aren't happy that buttholes are marching through their land to attack their economic meal ticket. It would be like the winter war but all the Finns have NVGs and suicide drones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >utah
      >welcome to mormon Switzerland
      can attest

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How are they going to get here?

    Who is going to supply them?

    How do they expect to defeat the US military?

    How do they expect to contend with 81.4 million gun owners?

    How do they plan to stop me, an invincible cannibal rapist immune to all conventional weaponry?

    These are the questions they have to ask themselves.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How strong do you think China is? They had a hard time with fricking poor. On the same continent. You think they'd fair better with a literal ocean, islands up the wazoo, and the US navy.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just take one US city for example. Chicago.
    Well, it's bordered by Lake Michigan. Guess what's in there. Fricking submarines. The Navy has fricking submarines in lake Michigan. And your options to get your own hardware on that lake (which is the size of a small sea) are either dragging it there across the land, or trying to sail it up the entirety of the Mississippi. Both unlikely.
    So you're invading from the North? Good luck trying to secure ANY of this land when an economic powerhouse to the south has control of a body of water you can't even get ships to.
    Invading from the south? Well it's day 200 of the great siege of Chicago and buttholes from Wisconsin are STILL ferrying over speedboats full of artillery shells and fresh cheese.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Navy has fricking submarines in lake Michigan
      Do we really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is deep enough at least. Even has strong thermoclines to hide under. I would like to confirm that one as well but on paper it's plausible at least.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They go up and down the Mississippi too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Officially, no. But the Great Lakes are absolutely big enough to have a moderately sizable submarine fleet, and the only reason there isn’t one, to our knowledge, is that the Canadians are our best buddies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Invading from the south? Well it's day 200 of the great siege of Chicago and buttholes from Wisconsin are STILL ferrying over speedboats full of artillery shells and fresh cheese.
      And don't forget our rear supply lines have been consistently fricked with as they either are lost in the rockies or in missouri caves.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God can you imagine Missouri?

        >Center of river transportation for the entire central US, the midwest can not be cut off so long as St. Louis stands
        >Some of the laxest gun regulation in the country
        >Shitloads of caves to hide people/equipment/dead bodies in
        >Shitloads of forests full of crazy meth heads
        >Everyone and their mother outside of the cities has a rifle.

        Go through it and it'd be hell to secure and bleed you men and supplies the whole way. Go south and you've got to deal with the Louisiana swamps, go north and you'll have to deal with river boats ferrying supplies to every town from Chicago to Ohio.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Truly a place to inflict a state of misery upon any invader.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon, how would you describe Missouri to a non-american? I had always imagine Southern US as endless dusty, rocky plains or miles of farmland with a few small towns inbetween.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >south
          >dusty and rocky
          Lol no, imagine hundreds of miles of Forrest, swamp, and farm/industrial land, now imagine it populated by people who, on a good day want absolutely nothing to do with anyone outside of a 50 mile radius. That’s heavily armed. That’s also surrounded by naval/coat guard/military bases.

          That’s the American south, lush forests, swamps, and farm dotted with towns and industrial zones filled with angry whites and even angrier blacks

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The US is where like 60% of China's goods are exported to and where like 40% of its food is imported from. So by going to war with the US they would simultaneously bankrupt and starve themselves.
    Despite what you may think, a population can't live on a diet of rubber dog poop and iphones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And not to over step but wouldn't cutting off exports incentivize the US to just find somewhere else/make it ourselves?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. ven aside from just bringing back the factories to America, there's also discussion of "friendshoring" *right now*:

        https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/what-friend-shoringmeans-for-trade-in-a-less-friendly-world/2022/06/22/5c3d4f30-f1e3-11ec-ac16-8fbf7194cd78_story.html

        (best article I could find on short notice).

        The idea is to bring cheap manufacturing to "friendlier" poor nations of Central and Latin America, both because they're not as opposed to us as China is, and also because they're not separated by the Pacific Ocean. If China really starts fricking around that process will be kicked into overdrive. Pablo will be very happy most likely, but certainly not Chang.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    being almost seven thousand miles away. and having the greatest navy and air force in the world.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the last time china invaded a country it was vietnam, america had ust left like a week prior and they only managed to stay a month at most

    don't you remember all those threads that vietnamese dude would post spamming pictures and shit like "vietnamese women would mercilessly torture chinese men"? you fricking newbies

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Superior navy, superior air force, superior army, superior citizens, also bombing all their dams and burning them alive with lasers from the sky.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically
    it'd be over before most burgers even noticed

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    China wouldn't make it through the Altamont.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that really depends, it's kind of a coin toss whether or not the chinese could even physically land enough troops to take a rural town on the mainland.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leaf, not an American, but I'm completely fed up with this complete nonsense thirdies are posting about the USA's capabilities. How does anyone say the PLA can conquer america in 1 week with a straight face, PLA can't even conquer angry students in that time frame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most white Americans would fight on china's side since their own government declared war on them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao no. The Chinese would impose an even harsher regime. The only thing that would be better under them is trannie shit wouldn’t be taught in schools, that’s it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Most white Americans would fight on china's side since their own government declared war on them
        You're either utterly detached from reality or a foreign shill, but I repeat myself. Keep your mouth-breathing confned to /misc/.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being a chinaman and still calling actual sentient humans 'npc' while completely ignoring how programmed your only response to any kind of argument is namecalling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Most white Americans would fight on china's side
        Nope. You'd have a similar situation like with Austria-Hungary and its projected nationalist uprisings. Nothing happened.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this is what dipshit /misc/acks actually believe
        lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can die fighting China then if the American government doesn't kill you first

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >die

            Chinese soldiers haven’t seen war since the 70s when they got BTFO in Vietnam. /misc/ posters think that fighting China if they invaded is fighting for the government when I am fighting for the constitution and idea of a nation the founding fathers created. If asians had their way in America they would ban all guns in a second

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're completely moronic and out of touch with reality. Working class whites would be chomping at the bit to kill chink invaders. I'd be pretty excited to finally get to play out Red Dawn on some communists.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thankfully i have brown eyes so I am not white in /misc/s (heh) eyes. So I am safe from the government.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know why third worlders are all CHINA GOOD. Look at their past and current actions, you have to be really delusional to want China to be a dominate superpower. Which they will never be, even if the US magically disappeared, they are barely a regional power.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Their entire logic is based around “America responsible for everything bad in my shit country/family/life, China opposed to America, therefor China good.” The way China treats its own citizens does not tip them off that Beijing would treat foreign vassals even worse, so they want China’s boot instead of America.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Neptuning the whole Fleed on the ocean. War Ende before it Starts.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    californians would unironically be skinning chinamen and hanging them from stop lights. the last thing that looney bin of a state needs is a reason to remember its savage “wild west” blood. wouldnt be surprised if the mexicans there start doing aztec tier sacrifices

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >californians
      >wild west blood
      Lmao, california is a lost state, its men nothing but trannies wienersuckers or communists, the wild west blood is long gone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >California is Los Angeles and San Francisco
        Laughs in rancher

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically, how can the US defend against a Chinese invasion?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right, lot of good you did at Bladensburg.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anex Canada.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first step is being Japan's onii-sama.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are you Black folk falling for obvious bait?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like laughing at China at any chance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        by talking bait, bumping shit thread and diverting attention from better threads?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    even if the entire us military dissapeared towmorrow it would be almost impossible to invade the US

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the non-whites of /k/ are building up awareness, finally, of how impossible China's great power ambition is. They've had it explained to them once too many times how a simple naval blockade would crush the Chinese economy without major risk to the US.

    Hope springs eternal not only in white men. Brown kids need to cope. Therefore we just have to accept these kinds of threads.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With the Pacific ocean

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    China is a paper tiger that just screams really loud like BLM/Antifa.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Chinese have not defeated a foreign opponent in five hundred fricking years. Their army is a demoralized mess that makes the Russians look like fricking Spartans, their navy is a joke of shoddy workmanship, seamanship, and frankly half their craft are upgunned civilian ships that aren't even deep sea worthy.

    China's imaginary monopoly money economy is only kept running by it's parasitic relationship to the United States, is fed vital resources by a small number of narrow, easily blocked sea routes, and they still have rolling blackouts in a third of the country.

    China is facing down the barrel of one of if not the largest demographic collapses in human history, their infrastructure is a joke, they're surrounded by enemies, and an invasion of the United States would be the largest military undertaking in human history by two orders of magnitude, meanwhile China can't even muscle the Taiwanese out of an outpost close enough to a Chinese city to hit with a fricking civil war cannon.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    China has no force projection so bomb their big dam and call it a day.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They don't have the necessary transports and fuel to do it. The USA had to island hop during ww2 for a reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The USA had to island hop during WW2 because it would be moronic to sail straight to Japan without setting up supplies lines and launching bases and removing the Japanese ability to counter-attack.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Chinks thinking they could get past the US Navy, much less actually invade the mainland.

    That’s cute.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a 2A Democrat I'm flipping sides and joining them. Sorry not sorry.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shine bright light and make them squint.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're already squinting. What now?

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably by shooting them or something. Bang bang, you know?

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The US is invincible from any outside invasion that doesn't involve nukes (in which case we'd nuke whoever started it anyways). That's why we're getting bombarded by divisive leftist rhetoric on a daily basic to influence us to kill each other

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah, chinks don't bother me other than perfecting their Sichuan food recipes, I'll admit they're quite good 🙂

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we kneel

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > how can the US defend against China
    two-tone malone

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd shoot so many chinks. Realistically they'd probably use CBRN shit against the populace in rowdy areas.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty easy. Uncle chang will need to ideally take Canada first HOWEVER this cant be done without passing by alaska which can instantly alert the US, so the US would firstly have to wreck havoc in canada by supplying a bunch of canucks firearms and training and giving assistance where needed. Next step would then be just rolling them back and thats it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Canada is out too. Even discounting the salty-ass Leafs with machine guns and schizo natives with bolt guns they have out west up there running around in the bush, and the actual Leaf military, which is shit, but still a thing that would be operating on home turf, it’s impossible to stage from.
      Your only bet is to go through Vancouver (and holy frick lmao have fun there) and either push through to the Lower Mainland and turn south into WA (and congrats, you are now trapped in a horrible mossy hellscape of windy highways and pacific rainforest and hipster cars blocking the roads as you get JDAM’d)
      OR
      try to go east through the Rockies, praying that the Leafs don’t drop literally two bridges and seal you on their shitty mountain highways that you can’t turn around on, and then break out and oops you hit Alberta and now it’s Kursk 2.0 again, moron.
      That’s assuming you don’t clog up the Vancouver port or the LeafBlack folk don’t just seal it off. And you can’t go farther north because it’s just endless trees and shitty muskeg until you hit Alaska and we rape you ourselves.

      Christ, Canada would be a nightmare to invade logistically, even WITHOUT their military and ours coming up and smashing your wiener flat with a hammer the whole way. It’s just too goddamn big and sparse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most canadians are Chinese moron they will happily turn you into sum Yung dong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’m a dual citizen, and frankly, no. The Changs remain mostly clustered in the Lower Mainland where they seethe and raise the rent as they rub shoulders with the pops and Natives. The Interior is either chugs or schizophrenic whites with the odd weirdo brown type, then Alberta, which is white, but the cities are crawling with Pajeets and self-hating urbanite whites. Small town AB is still great, though. Farms and logging/oilpatch types, the “proper Canadian”. Sask is still based too, but after you hit Manitoba it’s all downhill from there. Quebec would be a pain to invade though. They’re all generally hyper-Roman Catholic nationalist for their province as some weird nation-within-a-nation moronation super-schizos outside the cities. And their roads and infrastructure is right near the top of the shittiness scale.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God, it’s just fricking awful. Even the smaller areas you could land on are just shitty one-way streets as barely as wide as a semi trailer half the time. And elevations are all over the place, and sight lines are fricking zero off the one or two major highways. And then it just INSTANTLY turns into some of the biggest pain in the ass mountains in the world.
        It’s a dream as a defender, but fuuuuuck moving an invasion force out of that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The initial Chang convoy somehow makes it halfway through the Rockies because the rain didn’t wash away Hwy 1 again
        >Gets fricking stuck in Golden because they can’t continue through that shady-as frick section of highway just east that’s under construction that you do the scary s-turns along the mountain with fricking zero room to spare without rolling their MRAP clones off the sheer cliffs
        >Forced to sit there and seethe while their ride home is sunk in port and chugs steal the wheels off their Jeep clones
        >Die when another forest fire kicks off and sweeps through the area

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All China has to do to win is shut off either the power or Amazon deliveries and america would surrender in one day. Mutts can't live without daily delivery of rainbow dildos or power to recharge them since they lack the stamina to shove them up their own asses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Buddy how do you think dildos work exactly? Like a roomba for your ass?

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many Chang and Vatnik threads lately?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why are people talking about Russia and China in a military context now that Russia has invaded another country and China is gearing up to go to war over Taiwan
      I don't know anon, seems like a mystery to me

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically there won't be one you teentard. Why did you post?

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They wouldn’t cross the Pacific the majority of china’s fleet is shitty patrol boats

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How can America defend against something that will not happen in our lives and would definitely fail if it took place for a million different reasons.
    If you're not in South East Asia, Central Asia, Korea, or Japan, you will not ever have to worry about China invading you.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even if the utter moron embarrassment that is China could tool up without imploding their economy and somehow force a naval and logistics chain across the Pacific unchecked without getting molested by every nation who has a bone to pick with them
    And even if they could SOMEHOW get a foothold to start from and stave off the angry/patriotic boner fuel “FINALLY THE FRICKING COMMIES ARE HERE YEEHAW” civvies and the better equipped and trained US forces
    AND somehow do so while avoiding getting ass-pounded by US air on their home turf, a force that could roflstomp the Changs on their home turf itself
    And somehow avoid not instantly being bogged down in the misery of trying to deal with either urban hellscape, mountains or pacific rainforest bullshit, depending on where they land
    Then congrats, you will now enter the plains and get Kursk’d x1000, idiot. And get pounded the whole way by the previously mentioned forces and civvies.

    This also works coming from the East coast, except enjoy dealing with the Euros nibbling at your ass and picking you apart along the way too. Think you can be cute and go through Canada? Ok, the Leafs sever the two shitbox highways and you get locked in the Lower Mainland in BC and molested by everyone. Wanna try going up through Mexico? Enjoy fighting both the US and Mexican forces and having Cartel Black folk steal your shit and flay your troops alive.

    North America is scarily unassailable, and that’s historically a huge advantage for us. We have our differences, but frick you, it’s OUR shithole continent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >China tries to create an EMP over the US.
      >detonates on launch but because of radio silence the invasion force has no idea
      >US sees the massive force coming, does nothing and lets them get within range of naval guns to LA or whatever
      >Right as China pulls up entire Air Force appears like Midway 2.0
      >submarines pop up surrounding fleet cuz china’s radar is dog shit
      >entire thing lasts about 20 mins
      >live streamed by Jake Paul and his boys on YouTube with commentary

      Imagine

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > a country that has zero combat experience or force projection is going to travel across the entire fricking earth and fight the largest military force that outnumbers them in spending, naval and ground force size
    did you get understanding military analysis from battlefield 4?

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically, how can the US defend against a Chinese invasion?

    chinese soldiers can not swim

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BRING ME MORE CHINESE MAN PUSSY!

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do chinese really think this? How long would it even take for china actually bring its fleet over to America without any resistance? 4 days+? Then they have have to land and blitz krieg across america to conquer it somehow. Even if america didn't have any navy or any military and everyone would roll over for their chinese invaders it would be cutting it close just with travel time

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Complete and total annihilation of their poorly trained, inexperienced, underequipped forces. Before you start barking about numbers, you can't do shit with just infantry. Just obliteration of that terrorist state.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Invasion? Assuming there's no nukes, just use the US navy to sink all of the chinks rafts

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    China won't be able to invade the US because the logistics are a nightmare. you can curb stop a massively inferior enemy across the globe but not fight a sustained war.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you protect a convoy when the only open area is the fricking road? The East Coast is now littered with overgrown new growth woods since we didn't maintain the woods like the natives did.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one thing I am beyond excited for is to see chinese morale in the field. what will their bootleg surface-level observation of OORAH yield for their morale?

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous.

    "Hey Poohbear. Look I've tried being nice, but if you don't get up on stage and tell the world this was one big whole accident and you're very fricking sorry, my country, and all the countries I'm allied with and supplying services and trade to, are going to stop sending you food. No milk, no meat, no fish, no eggs, not even grains.
    Now sure, a little bit will get through. Massively up-marketed still, but what are you really going to do with 20% of your original food inflow, eh?
    Now, maybe you can keep your army fed, and yourselves, sure. And maybe you have enough rice farms around the place for a couple meals. What about the billion odd other people in your country, that have let you get away with this kind of behavior under the impression it directly benefits them? Don't imagine they'll be too happy about it, having to eat each other and all.
    Hell, I might even drop a certain bomb onto a certain Dam. Crack it right open, the mother of all eggs. Might even go there myself, watch it break.
    Fact is, Pooh bear, push comes to shove, we don't need you. Now we like doing business with you, because you make shit dirt cheap and we like cheap. But you aren't really making anything that we can't make ourselves. But go on, launch some missiles, hell, let the nukes fly. We'll see who's standing here once the smoke clears."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One screencap, on the house.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One screencap, on the house.

      Congrats anon I actually cringed in real life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now imagine how irritated it'll make Chang.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.ibtimes.com/chinese-warships-sold-pakistan-are-duds-missiles-gun-wont-fire-engines-overheat-3549216

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      china's only example of military success was a commercial non-military drone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.military.com/daily-news/2017/08/23/why-navy-ships-colliding-pacific-experts-weigh-in.html

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >5 year old article
        one of your coworkers will get it though

        china is a textbook example of the chimpanzee typewriter hypothesis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    China defeated the usa by taking all their industrial base and supplying cheap fentanyl . All the white males capable of fighting or building weapons are dead from overdose, turned into trannies and queers, or living in south east Asia to escape the tyranny of uncle sam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tfw i died of an overdose and didn't notice

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    china is a textbook example of the chimpanzee typewriter hypothesis

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Canada isn't too hard to defend against, Anon.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard that china has a big dam (forgot name), when destroyed would cause an insane amount of chinese casualties.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    giving americans something to kill other than themselves is the worse possible option, i mean this is the most unironic way possible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah you're just moronic

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    US aided and saved hapless chinkistan from the Japanese in WW2, and look how things have turned out.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not that hard, China has a potential manpower advantage but that's about it, they'd first need to get across the ocean with their troops, then maintain a sustainable logistics network across the entirety of the ocean, this doesn't even take into account article 5 though.
    >Launch land invasion of the US
    >From the sea
    >Have to deal with the US navy constantly engaging Chinese supply lines
    >Have to also deal with other NATO countries jumping in to the fight
    >While this is occurring, have to somehow take and hold the massive landmass that is the US
    >China has to contend with the full force of the US air/land forces along with countless civilian militias when not at sea
    >This is assuming the NATO response isn't "well frick you too!" followed by an immediate push into China from the sea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This is assuming the NATO response isn't "well frick you too!" followed by an immediate push into China from the sea
      Nato is too weak and too far away to really help against China in a meaningful way, but the likelihood that India wouldn't use the conflict to invade China (and Pakistan) is pretty slim.
      The reality is that China will not be able to mount a significant international operation in the near future due to the fact that they are surrounded on three sides by competitors or outright enemies that would like to see them weakened, if not defeated, and thus they cannot afford to move a significant amount of their power offshore.

  93. 2 years ago
    Fidget

    I have said this before, and I will continue saying it until the DoD starts taking me seriously.

    >go round to all the pounds and animal rescue centers in the US
    >adopt all the dogs
    >fill them with C4
    >scatter them around the sea
    >when the Chinese start collecting the dogs to set them on fire, detonate the C4

    The only legitimate criticism I have seen to this plan is that the Chinese might just use a flamethrower to set the dogs on fire, or might set them on fire on the deck of the ships rather than bringing them down to the galley first. But even then, you will surely cause shock and confusion amongst their ranks.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >invading mainland America
    Lmfao good luck. This is a literal impossible task

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spics are already doing it

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop selling the Chinese any food.
    Three months later they're all starving.
    Entire country revolts.

    We're going to see some of that with the bad harvests and food supply problems this year. The U.S. can afford to buy food even if it means Black folk can't buy their nineteenth pair of commemorative special limited edition Air Jordans. Can the Chinese?

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Internal political issues not exist if *foreign country*, they could destroy America, which is burdened by internal political issues, which *foreign country* does not have, they have everything under control, unlike America, who have nothing under control

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Our average school shooter expends more rounds than the average PLA soldier gets to train with his entire career. A bunch of pajeets with sticks is holding the line against China in the Himalayas. The Chinese navy, such as it is, couldn't even get past Japan. The more and more ironically named JSDF would go after the Chinese so hard that the US National Guard would be mobilizing relief missions for Chinese civilians rather than mobilizing to defend the homeland.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Our average school shooter expends more rounds than the average PLA soldier gets to train with his entire career. A bunch of pajeets with sticks is holding the line against China in the Himalayas.
      the first part is just true but the second is because of a mutual non-aggression treaty. skirmishes often occur in the border region and those above the footsoldiers had enough foresight on both sides to keep their soldiers from mindless bloodlust and keep them disarmed to prevent escalating a conflict.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They wouldnt even make it to our borders.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there wouldnt be any point to send troops . if at all just saboteurs and other types of frickery if at all if a war would come to be . there will never be another D day .

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    by shooting them, how else?

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate chinks more than russians

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    across the bering strait through russia and canada and down through the pacific northwest. that's if russia and canada lets them. which they won't. sino soviet split was when china tried to conquer siberia softly. the only reason mongolia exists as an independent nation is because of this.

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gotta invade Canada and mexico simultaniously

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      two more weeks

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