Rate his Grey Man outfit. What did he do wrong?

Rate his Grey Man outfit. What did he do wrong?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    meds, now.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with all these "grey men" sticking out like sore thumbs in every crowd?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Schizos, autists and retards' attempts at being a normie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A middle aged man in a hoodie is pretty suHispanicious.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >literally 40 y/o
        >wears a hoodie
        where did i go wrong, lads?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking sort yourself out.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You can wear a hoodie, the hood up is the autistic part

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Unironic yeah

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea but my cousin is all about this shit now and tries to dress color neutral or some thing like that. Like, just don't look suHispanicious and you're good. Literally just dress and act like you are supposed to be there and that's it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer going the opposite way. I'm really short so I'll be noticed or singled out in a crowd anyways. For me, its Pit Vipers and mismatched clothes. I just look like another dipshit not trying to hide anything.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Tunnel Snakes rule!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      American guns schizos cant dress like normal people.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/NJd6hD3.jpg

        Rate his Grey Man outfit. What did he do wrong?

        Lmao thes two dudes dont look normal at all,kek.You can legitimatly fell the schizo autism energy from the outfits.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dressing like a villain from the Jason Bourne movies is a good way to stick out in a crowd. Trying to cover up your face/head is abnormal and draws attention to you. People might see your face in a crowd but if it's there with 100 other people it's just lost in the sea of things. They WILL notice the one guy in big aviators with a hood pulled up and a Rambo jacket though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >yuro license plate
        >"American"
        meds and dilate

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >tanned middle aged man with a backpack with oakley sunglasses
          >in london
          >the most tourist trap shitty part of london
          yeah, it's a yank.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He's obviously German since he's standing there waiting for the signal to cross the street even though there are no cars approaching.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              ?
              Germany is not the place where jaywalking is a crime, kek

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's only because they can't even imagine anyone actually jaywalking

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sad cope, people jaywalk here all the time
                The only reason I even know this term exists is because I spent too much time over in the states, kek

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >German middle aged man
              >not wearing shorts, socks and sandals

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is almost based on the opposite end of the spectrum. He’s so obviously carrying that no one would want to fuck with him

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >He’s so obviously carrying that no one would want to fuck with him

          >carrying
          >in Camden

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I think if he had a bike he wouldn't stick out so much. People would just assume his on a bike tour or commuting someplace.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The giant sign that says Camden Town, the cars parked on the left side of the road, their number plates, and the chav on the left there all suggest this is in London. Which makes this even funier, because unless the Met are incompetent enough to send this guy in 'undercover' (worryingly plausible) or someone's diplomatic security is really, seriously lost and also autistic, there is no feasible way he could be legally carrying a weapon, even a butter knife. Either he's completely unarmed or he'll be stop searched by the first police officer he comes across.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Grey men fear the bobby.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i'd let constable lisa baker cuff me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >backpack without dressing like a college student or some IT goon
        >standing around like one of those mall ninjas / security guards with "sheepdog" vibes
        >literally dressed in a fucking all-grey outfit
        my fucking sides

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >A-Americunts are the worst
        >Posts Europoor
        Obvious bait but here's your (you) anyway.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They don't dress like normal people, they dress like people trying to hide something or like total autists trying their best to dress like normal people, which will always cause kind of an uncanny valley effect.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/teGkIOp.jpg

      American guns schizos cant dress like normal people.

      They don't dress like normal people, they dress like people trying to hide something or like total autists trying their best to dress like normal people, which will always cause kind of an uncanny valley effect.

      Even if they could dress "normally" they can't act normal anyway, and it just get worse the more they try to not stand out.

      It's like telling a severe autist to "just act normal"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need to "act normal" to fit in.
        Schizos are everywhere, just try to be the least offensive one on the scene.

        It is the sign of an amateur operation. One run by a non-ops type. The departments competent in such things either won't have anything to do with those activities or they cannot be trusted knowing what is going on.
        so you get a guy like me in a tuxedo at a diplomatic event. It would be ludicrous and I would stand out as not belonging to every observer.

        What makes you think professionals are much better? They just get away with it because the opposition is just as incompetent.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It is the sign of an amateur operation. One run by a non-ops type. The departments competent in such things either won't have anything to do with those activities or they cannot be trusted knowing what is going on.
      so you get a guy like me in a tuxedo at a diplomatic event. It would be ludicrous and I would stand out as not belonging to every observer.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes. Professionals

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What reconnaissance doing?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. The ultimate blending in move is to be smelly, fat and ugly. No one would guess them being operators in a million years. I often go to diners, sit looking towards entrance and keep looking around nonchalantly but so that attentive cute waitress would see through my act but not my second act thinking that I'm really a cool operator that is deep undercover.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they see the words "grey man" and take it literally

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Going out of your way to look normal usually makes you look weird because normal isn't normal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Grey man was made to try and wrangle in the larper retards who think they’ll be big badasses during SHTF situations dressed in full battle rattle or go about their daily lives in tacticool gear.
      The main point of Grey Man was that you dress like a normie of your area so you DONT stick out
      >if you live in an area where everyone wears flip flops, you wear flip flops.
      >If you live in an area where everyone wears lemon green clothing, you wear something that’s lemon green

      But the larptards hijacked the term and thinks it’s about 2 fucking things now
      >you literally wear grey, only grey
      >you dress like an undercover glow fed during festivals and events

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        Actual grey man requires you to be aware enough of your surroundings, and have the social skills, to dress and act like everyone else, all while carrying something on you (like a handgun) without drawing the slightest bit of attention. You should be as unremarkable and unmemorable as a person in a crowd photo on Getty Images.
        Most autists are wholly incapable of doing this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Low-IQ retards doing the opposite of what they're being told.
      >I'll just wear a hoody like a badass while it's sunny
      >Lets keep my sunglasses on everywhere
      >Damn these cargopants and military boots look so unassuming
      vs actual plain clothes police officers I have seen
      >wears the shittiest quality hoodie you've ever or flannels shirt seen
      >stubble on his face
      >Wears normal jeans & sneakers
      >wears a baseball jacket over it as well

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People shopping at Patagonia instead of the Gap.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's undiagnosed autism, they don't really understand what it means to be inconHispanicuous so they take their idea from the media and popular culture and immitate that.
      Of course, by larping as The Grey Man the result is the opposite.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    well he's literally wearing a grey sweatshirt and trying to look like a "grey man"

    grown men don't wear a hooded sweatshirt with the hood pulled over their head, that's for children and basketball americans

    he looks like a fuckin unibomber cosplayer

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >go out in public with people dressed for a specific goal, work, going out, sport ect
    >go out like a kid dresses as a boomer
    >not picking any goal of dressing normal people next to you pick
    >surprised that you stick out
    just dress as an office worker with a document/laptop bag wearing glasses and a mouth mask no one will give you the time of day

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he isnt gray enough obviously

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao "grey man" larpers failing to blend in episode 63

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He just failed the task, that's all.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Having the hood up is exactly what you do if you wanna stand out, unless it's raining of course.
    Whenever I see someone with their hood up my eyes are immediately drawn to them because they look sketchy.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Ian got old

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Darude Sandstorm starts playing

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they insist on wearing the fucking hood lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can wear a hoodie, the hood up is the autistic part

      Unironically mental illness. It's the same with the heavy mirrored sunglasses. Also more specific to the OP, if you're wearing heavy boots, a jacket, and long trousers in 25+ C Italy weather, you fucked up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because they think people give enough of a shit to remember the faces of random passersby

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is kinda how I dress but I wear worn out stained construction jeans, and old grey or green or blue or white or red or purple hoodie, and in winter throw a very faded and crusty carhartt over it. If its really cold ill also wear a french lizard smock over top of everything. Most people think im a homeless goober and dont pay me any attention. I also chainsmoke camel non filters.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah I also walk around in public with a bottle of jack in the ole brown paper bag

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah I also walk around in public with a bottle of jack in the ole brown paper bag

      Pull your penis out of the fly and let it dangle. You'll be amazed how people don't see you.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It is very hard for a middle aged white guy to not stand out in an American city in the current year. You need to be wearing a business suit or be covered in dirt in a construction union t shirt and steel toe boots. That shows you're a suburban resident commuting to work. Casual normal clothes on a middle aged white guy implies that he lives in the city which is unlikely since normal white people don't live in cities past age 30.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Italian police clearly recognized him as an American man going through a midlife crisis and wanted to see if he's okay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's this actually from?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The future.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I perfectly blend into the crowd and vanish in plain sight

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    from where it comes from?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's this actually from?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Since I am not a dumbest to make a random thread I will post here

    Is there any update version of this photo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn where do you cop long sleeve hawaiian shirts?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Partisan-core is essentially range clothes in public
      There is a concept of "range clothes"? Like people consider special outfits just for going to a gun range?

      >It’s a cold morning in January and you’re driving to the office where you work
      >Snow has settled on the ground outside, and wanting to avoid cleaning your car in case another storm hits this afternoon, you drive up to the indoor parking garage
      >However, you notice that unusually for this time of day, the door is locked
      >Annoyed, you pray silently that the weather holds, park on the street, and head inside
      >The office is a mess. Furniture is strewn everywhere, some even thrown out into the hallways
      >Looking around, you realise that even though you’re five minutes late, the entire place is deserted
      >Now thoroughly perturbed, you open the back door to the parking garage and head inside, hoping to find some answers
      >After a few moments, you hear the subtle patter of footsteps from the other end of the room
      >You frantically open your backpack and draw your P90
      >Before you can even fully raise your gun a shot rings out in the darkness
      >You fall to the floor, the taste of blood in your mouth
      >As your vision blurs and the world seems to swim away from you, a voice calls out to you, from everywhere and nowhere all at once
      >“Counter-terrorists win”

      I liked this post.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >There is a concept of "range clothes"?
        Kind of? I wear fishing shirts at the range because being in the sun for hours is hot for my delicate desk jockey self.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IM TIRED OF THIS GRAY MAN SHIT

    LITERALLY WEAR NORMAL FUCKING CLOTHES

    IF YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE FROM A OPENING SCENE IN A BOND MOVIE THEN YOU ARE DRESSING WRONG

    RARARAARARARARARARARRARAAAAA

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Grey man threads are a board treasure. They're endlessly amusing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The grey man meme never gets old.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >LITERALLY WEAR NORMAL FUCKING CLOTHES
      You're telling people who genuinely cannot comprehend how normal peoples logic works to act normal, it's like telling a fish to walk or an ATF agent to not light kids on fire, they just kinda blue screen.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    well he got caught so it wasn't good enough.

    people try way to hard to '''blend in'''. just dress normally.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because green is much better for blending in to the public.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That is a good unabomber cosplay.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Aaron Rogers?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >spergs that never leave the house discussing fashion
    Wanna fit in? Wear what locals do. Wanna hide your face? Wear a coof mask. It’s literally that fucking simple.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Autistic as fuck/5. "Grey Man" is larper bullshit that doesn't work in real life. If you want to blend in with the crowd you wear pic rel and carry your gun in a grocery bag.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Now these guys would blend in perfectly. This is how you don't stick out as a middle aged man.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nanosec was detained by the recognition system:

    the Cheka-OGPU became aware of the detention of IT specialist Nikita Biryukov in Moscow, who complained that he came to the draft board with certificates, but he was still drafted into the army. The last mention of the scandal was a video where a young man stands in a line of other conscripts in the form of the RF Armed Forces. As it turned out, on December 29, 2022, Biryukov was put on the federal wanted list due to unauthorized abandonment of the unit (part 5 of article 337 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation) and not appearing for more than a month. On January 14, 2023, a video surveillance system detected Nikita in the metropolitan metro and he was detained. Having left the location of the unit near Nizhny Novgorod, he arrived in Moscow and settled in the Izmailovo Hotel.

    Greyman only good for hiding out from Face scanners.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is the true gray man

    "The NPC"

    The most generic unreconocible person you never see, it exist in the background of ever picture, video and memory but can never be identified

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd remember a guy carrying around a faggy handbag. In fact if I was a cop I'd hassle him on general principles.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Its a briefcase you fucking subhuman

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Too small and look at the length of that fucking strap. It's a handbag.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Public masturbator / creepshooting pedo outfit

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy your clothes from normal white people companies like Lands End you fucking retards

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What did he do wrong?

    It seems like the main problem with the Gray Man aesthetic is that it is supposed to be about looking normal, but these people don´t want to look normal. They want to look like a guy with a gun ready to jump into the action, which naturally runs counter to being a Gray Man.

    It´s like not wanting to look gay, so you spend ten minutes thinking about how not to look gay, and then you put on a pink shirt, dye your hair into a rainbow and join the closest pride parade. Buddy, didn´t you want to NOT LOOK GAY?

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    79 replies and nobody has commented on those skin tight lycra police uniforms?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's italy, figured that's just how it was

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here is your actual gray man outfit that works.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Critique my Gray Man system.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah looks good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sus, u gonna get searched bro. Too much OD

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s a cold morning in January and you’re driving to the office where you work
      >Snow has settled on the ground outside, and wanting to avoid cleaning your car in case another storm hits this afternoon, you drive up to the indoor parking garage
      >However, you notice that unusually for this time of day, the door is locked
      >Annoyed, you pray silently that the weather holds, park on the street, and head inside
      >The office is a mess. Furniture is strewn everywhere, some even thrown out into the hallways
      >Looking around, you realise that even though you’re five minutes late, the entire place is deserted
      >Now thoroughly perturbed, you open the back door to the parking garage and head inside, hoping to find some answers
      >After a few moments, you hear the subtle patter of footsteps from the other end of the room
      >You frantically open your backpack and draw your P90
      >Before you can even fully raise your gun a shot rings out in the darkness
      >You fall to the floor, the taste of blood in your mouth
      >As your vision blurs and the world seems to swim away from you, a voice calls out to you, from everywhere and nowhere all at once
      >“Counter-terrorists win”

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >take picrel base layers and throw a hooded top over it
      >now I’m invisible
      Nothing reminds me this place is full of feds and low functioning autists quite like clothing threads. Case in point:

      >take a reddit post of a full 511 outfit and copy paste it here
      >only critique is too much green
      Either way the grey man concept makes no sense to me. But I’m a criminal so I guess I see shit differently.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing reminds me this place is full of feds and low functioning autists quite like clothing threads.
        You mean the threads where everyone mocks this shit? I think the autist in question here may be you.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >merely pretending
          How good does that card work in reality? You’re a fucking idiot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      needs more gray

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SG-1 casual wear/10

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie is called Grey Man, a story about a secret operative who blends in everywhere
    >Costume department literally dresses him all in grey

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bravo Nolan

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wearing a backpack as an adult nowhere near a campus
    he looks like a rentacop

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The most effective gray man costume is to wear business casual with a descreet backpack for office work or a side bag for laptop. In addition you should carry a fake access badge around your neck so it looks like you are coming from or walking to the office.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who is that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the gray man has no name

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just dress like a normal person if you want to blend in. It's not that fucking difficult.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What I would do is keep the hoodie and cargo pants, but throw a hi-vis on top and roll around in some dirt. Nobody questions that clothing on a construction worker.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rate my grey man fit

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