Reminder Taco bell is owned by same people as KFC. They run the same playbook of artificial scarcity gimmick items and constantly changing menus to draw people in and clue them out on price changes while their expensive items stay the same.
Yeah. The dUtY bElT I carry has to have: >my duty pistol >two backup mags >handcuffs >pepper spray (the kind they don't sell to retarded college girls on campus) >a flashlight
And, in addition to that, I keep a small medkit and a pocket full of tough rubber gloves, primarily because the people I interact with are fuckstupid hobos with horrible diseases.
9mm and up. They have to be full-size too, but you're allowed to carry a backup CC if you qualify with it, and those can basically be whatever silly shit you want. Our last supervisor had a fucking Lifecard for his CC.
no, used to, mine kept jamming so I sold it and bought a Walther PDP
How many hookers are in the building at any given time?
Honestly probably a few. We get a considerable number of celebrities staying here, and our whore-infamous wharf is nearby.
why do you even need to be armed in a hotel? your job is to call the po-lice.
Yeh, but we deal directly with the people that the police are too busy to deal with on our other contracts. plenty of machete swingers, knife chuckers, a few guys with their uncle's shitty .22. Since we deal with these guys so frequently, we're armed on all our contracts for self-defense
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>machete swingers, knife chuckers, a few guys with their uncle's shitty .22
You said it was a nice hotel? What the fuck are these kind of people doing there to begin with!? Sounds like San Fran, Seattle or LA.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Hotel's lovely. But yeah, we're in a city that is trying "empathy-based solutions to help unhoused people."
So, we have machete swingers.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>"empathy-based solutions to help unhoused people."
I like how that's just political speak which just means the city is not going to do anything about the druggies, crazies, joggers or vagrants and you're on your own.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>whore-infamous wharf is nearby.
San Francisco.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Was it an older M9? Probably just needed new springs or new mags. My factory new 92s have been perfect with mec gars.
Well, since I'm a chud it's hatespeech to reject my sexual advances, so it's never "rape" no matter how much they beg me to put my shenis away.
Was it an older M9? Probably just needed new springs or new mags. My factory new 92s have been perfect with mec gars.
could've been. I regret selling it tbh, even if just for the fact that it was pretty.
how do you guys deal with dead clients?
given how many people are staying over you are bound to have one or two expire every now and again
911 calls, same as anyone else. In that case we're just more likely to find the body since we're patrolling. "Fortunately" most of them die near or at the wharf, and the killers are generally good about dumping the bodies in the water with something heavy tied to them.
I meant more of a guy has a heart attack in bed or just passes in the night and now there is a stiff in one of the rooms.
I figure you don't want the other guests to get a front row seat of what ever happens next
Again, 911 calls. Yeah it's shitty if other guests see but there's literally no other reasonable option.
How many times have you had to fire on the hotel in self defense?
Haven't fired once since leaving the wharf. I've grabbed my grip and even drawn more than a few times, but most of the hobos who show up at the hotel left the shittier areas because they're too soft, it seems like. They might draw a knife or something, but usually grumble to themselves and fuck off in the opposite direction once I grab my grip. They're also quick to call me a gay, and a guy two weeks ago actually accused me of being a fed.
Probably like three when I was on wharf duty, but I think I'm at around 10 now that I'm at the hotel. The "first response" is whichever one is most appropriate, which generally means verbal commands and officer presence but almost immediately means guns drawn with the machete swingers.
For some reason the hotel attracts the houses type of nutjobs. I've had to spray fans of our celebrity guests frequently, and one e-"celeb" who tried to flex/shit on hotel staff but got asked to leave. Dude had like 1,000 IG followers tops, and when his goofy stunt didn't make people mad enough he started throwing hot coffee at staff, and eventually myself.
Yeah basically everything we have is cop-quality. We have a gear queer shop that essentially exists to outfit all the local LE, security, and schizos who can't get either of those jobs but want Blart belts anyway.
one of the homeless guys at the wharf thought I had arrested his slampig (literally not even in my job description, someone on PD did it) and hid in some garbage by the water where I had to check for unapproved boats. He popped out from hiding with a knife when I was about 7 feet away. He would have gutted me but the knife was kinda small and he hit my mag pouch. I grabbed his knife hand and his jacket and threw him off the dock without thinking, but it was a super shitty throw and he kneed me in the leg hard enough to fuck up my MCL. He screamed about having a broken leg, but the water was 5 feet deep where he fell in and he made waves when he heard me calling PD.
The situations where I had to use my gun were somehow less dangerous, since the attacks were fairly well telegraphed and I had teammates helping me.
How did you land the job? I’ve thought about doing security sometimes, I’m a night owl and like being alone. Can shoot and fight, but I’m autistic as shit so idk how I’d handle the actual interactions with guests part when it happens
Being able to talk to people and de-escalate is way more important than being able to fight and shoot.
As far as landing the job, it was kind of an ass pain. Getting my guard card took forever, and that entailed online paperwork , delivering physical paperwork by hand to the state capital, and then doing a qualification shoot with a state-licensed instructor. But once that was out of the way it was just a few online de-escalation trainings and a use of force training. Some security outfits might not make you do all that, but ours is extremely professional and by-the-book so the boss man makes sure we're not gonna do anything tacticool and get the company sued.
oh yeah, chokeslamming slampigs is the third item on most of our post orders.
I remember I was a bit nervous during the chokeslam qualification exam since they assigned us a random fat chick, but your girlfriend wound up being super helpful during the whole process
I am Taco Bell Employee AMA
can I have a taco
I have adapted to eat Taco Bell without getting diarrhea AMA
Bullshit.
Have you had to shoot anybody during your job?
How long before close should I not place an order?
You guys got rid of the only shit liked. Why?
What was her name?
Quesorita
Reminder Taco bell is owned by same people as KFC. They run the same playbook of artificial scarcity gimmick items and constantly changing menus to draw people in and clue them out on price changes while their expensive items stay the same.
Baja Blast; Y/N?
Stop taking good shit off the menu you bastards
wow woah wee wa!
thanks for your service!
How manytime you sleep during watch?
Never, really. I just make sure to sleep before and after work, and then caffeinate myself to the hills if I have a graveyard shift.
do u carry on the job?
Yeah. The dUtY bElT I carry has to have:
>my duty pistol
>two backup mags
>handcuffs
>pepper spray (the kind they don't sell to retarded college girls on campus)
>a flashlight
And, in addition to that, I keep a small medkit and a pocket full of tough rubber gloves, primarily because the people I interact with are fuckstupid hobos with horrible diseases.
What pistols are allowed?
9mm and up. They have to be full-size too, but you're allowed to carry a backup CC if you qualify with it, and those can basically be whatever silly shit you want. Our last supervisor had a fucking Lifecard for his CC.
Do you carry a Beretta M9? And if not, why not?
no, used to, mine kept jamming so I sold it and bought a Walther PDP
Honestly probably a few. We get a considerable number of celebrities staying here, and our whore-infamous wharf is nearby.
Yeh, but we deal directly with the people that the police are too busy to deal with on our other contracts. plenty of machete swingers, knife chuckers, a few guys with their uncle's shitty .22. Since we deal with these guys so frequently, we're armed on all our contracts for self-defense
>machete swingers, knife chuckers, a few guys with their uncle's shitty .22
You said it was a nice hotel? What the fuck are these kind of people doing there to begin with!? Sounds like San Fran, Seattle or LA.
Hotel's lovely. But yeah, we're in a city that is trying "empathy-based solutions to help unhoused people."
So, we have machete swingers.
>"empathy-based solutions to help unhoused people."
I like how that's just political speak which just means the city is not going to do anything about the druggies, crazies, joggers or vagrants and you're on your own.
>whore-infamous wharf is nearby.
San Francisco.
Was it an older M9? Probably just needed new springs or new mags. My factory new 92s have been perfect with mec gars.
How many hookers are in the building at any given time?
why do you even need to be armed in a hotel? your job is to call the po-lice.
Do you really rape the guests?
Well, since I'm a chud it's hatespeech to reject my sexual advances, so it's never "rape" no matter how much they beg me to put my shenis away.
could've been. I regret selling it tbh, even if just for the fact that it was pretty.
911 calls, same as anyone else. In that case we're just more likely to find the body since we're patrolling. "Fortunately" most of them die near or at the wharf, and the killers are generally good about dumping the bodies in the water with something heavy tied to them.
I meant more of a guy has a heart attack in bed or just passes in the night and now there is a stiff in one of the rooms.
I figure you don't want the other guests to get a front row seat of what ever happens next
Again, 911 calls. Yeah it's shitty if other guests see but there's literally no other reasonable option.
Haven't fired once since leaving the wharf. I've grabbed my grip and even drawn more than a few times, but most of the hobos who show up at the hotel left the shittier areas because they're too soft, it seems like. They might draw a knife or something, but usually grumble to themselves and fuck off in the opposite direction once I grab my grip. They're also quick to call me a gay, and a guy two weeks ago actually accused me of being a fed.
how do you guys deal with dead clients?
given how many people are staying over you are bound to have one or two expire every now and again
How many times have you pepper sprayed someone? I’m guessing that’s the first response instead of slinging lead
Probably like three when I was on wharf duty, but I think I'm at around 10 now that I'm at the hotel. The "first response" is whichever one is most appropriate, which generally means verbal commands and officer presence but almost immediately means guns drawn with the machete swingers.
For some reason the hotel attracts the houses type of nutjobs. I've had to spray fans of our celebrity guests frequently, and one e-"celeb" who tried to flex/shit on hotel staff but got asked to leave. Dude had like 1,000 IG followers tops, and when his goofy stunt didn't make people mad enough he started throwing hot coffee at staff, and eventually myself.
Good to know he got pepper sprayed. I know you said it’s not the stuff that moms buy, but is it police level?
Yeah basically everything we have is cop-quality. We have a gear queer shop that essentially exists to outfit all the local LE, security, and schizos who can't get either of those jobs but want Blart belts anyway.
How many times have you had to fire on the hotel in self defense?
What is the most dangerous situation you have been involved in?
one of the homeless guys at the wharf thought I had arrested his slampig (literally not even in my job description, someone on PD did it) and hid in some garbage by the water where I had to check for unapproved boats. He popped out from hiding with a knife when I was about 7 feet away. He would have gutted me but the knife was kinda small and he hit my mag pouch. I grabbed his knife hand and his jacket and threw him off the dock without thinking, but it was a super shitty throw and he kneed me in the leg hard enough to fuck up my MCL. He screamed about having a broken leg, but the water was 5 feet deep where he fell in and he made waves when he heard me calling PD.
The situations where I had to use my gun were somehow less dangerous, since the attacks were fairly well telegraphed and I had teammates helping me.
How did you land the job? I’ve thought about doing security sometimes, I’m a night owl and like being alone. Can shoot and fight, but I’m autistic as shit so idk how I’d handle the actual interactions with guests part when it happens
Being able to talk to people and de-escalate is way more important than being able to fight and shoot.
As far as landing the job, it was kind of an ass pain. Getting my guard card took forever, and that entailed online paperwork , delivering physical paperwork by hand to the state capital, and then doing a qualification shoot with a state-licensed instructor. But once that was out of the way it was just a few online de-escalation trainings and a use of force training. Some security outfits might not make you do all that, but ours is extremely professional and by-the-book so the boss man makes sure we're not gonna do anything tacticool and get the company sued.
Would/could you ever do this?
>that loot drop
oh yeah, chokeslamming slampigs is the third item on most of our post orders.
I remember I was a bit nervous during the chokeslam qualification exam since they assigned us a random fat chick, but your girlfriend wound up being super helpful during the whole process
is it just me or does op seem like a larper