Prigozhin apparently announced that Wagner quits the war effective immediately.

Prigozhin apparently announced that Wagner quits the war effective immediately.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol ragequit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      modern classic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/gVNYR9N.png

      Prigozhin apparently announced that Wagner quits the war effective immediately.

      I don't believe him. This is just a ruse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        likewise skeptical, would assume the Ukrainians are as well...

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wagner will never take Bakhmut
    L BOZO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They legally took it, and now Wagner has kindly given two weeks notice on quitting. Ukrainians better honor that legal status.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > two weeks notice
        5th to 10th isn't two weeks.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          two weeks is an nonspecific measurement of time, anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        for a town they legally took, they really are bombing the shit out of it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's their property. Do whatever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They legally took it, and now Wagner has kindly given two weeks notice on quitting. Ukrainians better honor that legal status.

      > two weeks notice
      5th to 10th isn't two weeks.

      two weeks is an nonspecific measurement of time, anon

      since the wagner group are mercenaries, could the Ukrainians hire them as a quick means of reclaiming all the land they've taken thus far?
      it'd be hilarious to see my tax dollars go to the biggest military led land purchase I've ever heard of.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they bio-engineered in hato labs? then no

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wagner aren't real mercs. They fill the same role as the SA or SS did in Nazi Germany. SA was a mob of thugs loyal to the party, SS was a mob of thugs loyal to Hitler alone. It would be more accurate to call Wagner Putin's personal paramilitary force because they are loyal to him and his inner circle. And like the SA, they are now being sacrificed because they have outlived their utility.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Theoretically yes, reality, no. They are mercenaries to get around Russian laws and to allow Russia to get involved in places without doing it overtly and directly. But since they are essentially a private army of Putin, they wouldn't do so anyway. Plus Priggy is a wanted man iirc.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they aren't a real merc group. They're basically an arm, but a disposable arm, of the Puccian army.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not a real freelance PMC, they're just a wing of the Russian military with enough plausible deniability. They can recruit anyone who flunks out or kicked out of the Russian military, foreign rapists and psychos. They can carry out vicious attacks to protect Russian interests in Africa and elsehwere, and you can say "what? That's not Russian forces. :)".

        They larped as hard-core badasses. It was really funny to see the bodies of guys with patches like "I don't believe in anything. I'm just here for the violence". They thought they'd be the ones dishing it out, not receiving it.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having what has been the only force to make any kind of gains rage quit because you didn't give them enough ammo. What a fricking mess.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They apparently got it but probably couldn't use it well. I guess you could supply the Russian army or wagner but not both because of how fricked up russian logistics is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, ti did sound like they were getting more ammo when that innsmouth looking guy was in charge of logistics but he got fired so things must have got real bad.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they were getting like 300,000 shells a month. to use on a 40km sector of the frontline. which is insane.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they were getting like 300,000 shells a month

            *burning through

            "getting" would imply that expenditure was even remotely sustainable

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, i don't even know how they managed that to be fair especally given how small that area was.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >which is insane
            Did you sleep through WW1 week in history class? At the battle of Verdun the Germans fired over a million shells in the first 10 hours, they fired 2m shells in total the first day, then another 2m shells over the remainder of the week, over a 30km front, roughly the same length as the Bakhmut front (Soledar-Bakhmut-Chasiv Yar)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Using WWI as benchmark makes you look like a moron, buddy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, you are correct that comparing a conventional war fought between the first rate militaries of the period to a war between a two 2nd rate militaries, one being smaller than the size of Texas is indeed retarted.

                But, on the opposite end, it is quite disturbing how after all the advance in warfare since 1916, we are still seeing the same doctrines and strategies employed in the same manner as back then. Even the Ukrainian climate is similar to Eastern France. Even technology first are happening like the first case of drone on drone "Dogfighting" which is a callback to the first airplanes being used as bomber by tossing grenades from them into trenches (like the drones are currently doing) to being used a platform to destroy other airplanes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to keep in mind the size disparity between forces that is also playing a role.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              imagine a history teacher trying to put all that shit on the fricking exam lmao

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and then a hundred years of technological progress and advances in warfare happened, or did you miss how WWII wasn't just WWI all over again? And how we have things like GPS and missiles and satellites and...frickin' antibiotics?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And what size were those shells? You need more context than just '1 million shells'.
              I believe that the most common artillery piece for the german at that was like 77mm?
              In addition to that, rocket artillery wasn't developed(or missiles), which greatly reduces the usage of conventional shells.
              You should also consider other factors like the explosive fillings. Using a better but more expensive explosive could easily be the reason of the reduction.

              In addition to all of that, Bakhmut just isn't as of a battle as Verdun in the end of the day. And 300000 shells per month is a pretty insane number for modern warfare for that small area.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, ti did sound like they were getting more ammo when that innsmouth looking guy was in charge of logistics but he got fired so things must have got real bad.

            You dumbasses, Wagner didn't just have artillery support from their own units. They had artillery support of every available Russian and separatist unit plus some limited Russian air power and Wagner's own jets and helicopters. They never depended on just their own artillery for the battle.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, general Deep One was apparently very close to Wagner all the time, made even more evident by the fact that he actually joined Wagner when he got the boot. It also seems that Prigozhin’s latest meltdown coincides pretty closely with the booting incident.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because you didn't give them enough ammo
      There’s a fair chance that there isn’t much ammo to give

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only force to make any kind of gains
      What gains did they make? Bakhmut is a city they lost and tried to regain.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well they were moving forward metres which was better then anyone else given the others were charging across minefields like lemmings,

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a really embarrassing measure of success, but I suppose you're technically correct.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, it is very embarrasing they've had to count in metres like its ww1 but they still kinda got somewhere. Not very far but somewhere.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine believing this story about muh shells. The most moronic Force Russia had spent 20k dead and close to 100k injured to not capture a single town.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of that is in dispute, but it's still the best success they've had in over 6 months.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wagner didn't do shit. Almost every big success Russia had in Bakhmut and Soledar was because of the Russian Army. Wagner was just used as canon fodder so that Ukraine was always under attack and never had time to properly prepare or counterattack. Back when it was only Wagner in Bakhmut, during July-November 2022, they accomplished jack shit.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He ragequits, but what about his employees? Are they stays?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like StarCraft. They're idling all around the map once the player qqs and can be killed to up you k:d ratio since they're hostile but won't fight back.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arrives
    >doesn’t take bakmoot
    >leaves
    What an absolute CHAD

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Day 450 in American invasion of Mexico
    >Blackwater quits and hands the siege of Ague Prieda over to the Mormon Militia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, no, more like
      >Guy Fieri withdraws Flavortown PMC from the siege of Tijuana, hands over operations to the Mormon Militia

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Flavortown PMC
        fund it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ywn rain down cracklin breaded deepfried ancho wasabi 155mm HE shells topped with cherry smoked bacon bits and drizzled with Guy's own chili infused ginger aioli nacho cheese sauce

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ooooh frick yeah

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Bakhmut dogs when they find the well seasoned mangled remains of russian troops

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >when the MRE is hittin' you just right with a medium rare bone-in ribeye triple butter basted and massaged with a seven pepper steak rub before drowning in sizzlin' sriracha Carolina BBQ sauce on a bed of cheese stuffed, garlic fried tater tots dusted with finely ground jalapeno pork rinds MONEY!-sized with a blue razz mescal chelatarita and Guy's own quad-choc atomic fudge bomb brownie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hello, my name is elder price, and I am here to share this ammo with you…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blackwater has already said the Amish will be coming in to take. No fear, all according to plan.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It appears that the "orchestra" has halted playing. The music has stopped.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link pls

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Link pls

      https://twitter.com/christogrozev/status/1654962737494016001

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It keeps getting worse and worse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every chapter of this war from the Russian perspective can be concluded with the words "and then it got worse".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats just russian history since the 1850s atleast honestly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Must be so fun being Ukrainian-Russian operator. You speak Russian fluently, you know culture inside and out. You fit because you are one of them.

      Then you have suppressed AKSU and can just merc the guards and set up bombs in all the warehouses at your leisure. And every police is corrupt af so you just need to bring $3000 in cash for any traffic stop.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >guards
        >getting merced
        >implying he doesnt just climb over a chain link fence at night, open the unlocked door, wad up a bunch of newspapers next to an accelerant, and walk away
        If Russia, like every other country in human history, sends useful people to the front lines and leaves guarding ammo to mouthbreathers, and from what we have seen from the war, how effective do you think these guards are? Do you anticipate a Solid Snake/Sam Fisher being required, or anyone (literally anyone) who can speak Russian withour an accent, start a fire and stay sober until he’s one oblast away?
        Which do (You) think it is?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that one guy who waltzed into a populated airbase that was nowhere near the Ukrainian/Russian border and filmed himself putting bombs on a helicopter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would they put eighteen (18) gunpowder warehouses so close together that if one catches on fire they all catch on fire?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why worry about something that isn't going to happen?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah the never ending slav cycle of "wont happen" till it happens.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saves the arms dealers gas money.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soviet planning pls andastand

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why would they put eighteen (18) gunpowder warehouses so close together
        its called a powder magazine

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          actually its a powder clip

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The smooker strikes again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What modern ammunition uses gunpowder? artillery shells?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am getting Russo Japanese war "Voyage of the Dammed" vibes off this conflict a lot lately.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm honestly dissapointed at the lack of smoking incident threads on here since the 31st. It's been nearly non stop smoking going on since then.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    about time, africa is more lucrative for them anyway

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of all the wars this might be the silliest, shame about all the people dying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of amazing just how absurd it is. If you'd ask anyone 5 years ago what a full invasion by Russia would look like they'd probably say it'd be some scary shit but what we got instead was a circus.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm really wondering if every war is this moronic but we just don't see all the goofy shit going on behind the scenes because no social media.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if they'd actually invaded Poland or some other Article 5 shit? Like a month later NATO troops would be wandering the remains of Moscow like "well...now what?"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair it'd be more than a month. I suspect if Article 5 happened (remember, Article 5 doesn't mean 'you immediately send your entire force to attack the aggressor') to a degree that what I just said applied, they'd probably spend at least six months hitting shit with missiles before ever sending ground troops in. This is of course assuming no nukes fly.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Imagine if they'd actually invaded Poland or some other Article 5 shit? Like a month later NATO troops would be wandering the remains of Moscow like "well...now what?"

          I've been thinking about the minimum amount of NATO countries that could take Russia.

          Poland + Germany would likely be enough.

          Though keeping Russia is another thing. If they got actually invaded Russians would start to actually defend themselves so you'd have endless counter insurgency.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does everyone say Russians would form an endless counter insurgency? Their national MO is to roll over and take it from whomever is in charge at the moment. The sheer wealth disparity means that we could simply walk in, take over pension payments, give everyone more money, and immediately have a third of their population knowing they're better off with NATO running things.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If a foreign power ever promised every Russian a new washing machine they could buy out the country.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he stole a washing machine
                Ok I’m convinced Russia isn’t a country, it’s a huge comedy sketch gone wrong

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be Russian is a diagnosis not a nationality.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s a huge comedy sketch gone wrong
                Ukraine picked the right man for the job.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                whats with these frickers and washing machines?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its hard to understand for us 1st worlders that have never washed all our clothes by hand.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                When you are used to scrubbing clothes on a washboard a washing machine is star trek level technology.

                >he stole a washing machine
                Ok I’m convinced Russia isn’t a country, it’s a huge comedy sketch gone wrong

                To be Russian is a diagnosis not a nationality.

                For me its the childishly disproportionate arrogance
                >Beginning of invasion: Now you will pay Holhols! Three days tops! You will see who is boss when the gloves come off
                >Later: We cannot expect a quick victory after all this is the next strongest military in the world after our own

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The production of "White goods" like washing machines was a problem for the Soviet Union. The USSR's economy was not very good. It was inefficient, it was corrupt, it was not adaptable, etc. That said, it still should have been able to clothe, feed, house people, and give them appliances.

                The USSR decided that they needed an army to confront NATO so, post Khrushchev especially, they built a massive military. As set out above, they were poorer than NATO, had less people, were more corrupt, etc. and so on. The only way to keep on par with NATO was to spend an obscene part of their economy on the military to keep pace. Most good estimates place it around 20% of GDP, which means you have to cut elsewhere. White goods, since they used many of the same inputs as military products (factories, steel, small motors, etc..) were cut. Most estimates had the USSR at 1/8th America's per capita production of things like radios, washing machines, vacuum cleaners, sewing machines, televisions, and so forth. Because the goods were so rare, they were expensive in the USSR and hard to get.

                A Washing Machine isn't a huge investment, but even today isn't cheap. The equivalent for Putin's time in 1983 likely could have been 5-6 months of deposable earnings. This problem has continued today. Russians are still poor and they suffer a backlog of missing goods. Only 45% of Russians own a car 1/2 the US rate. Things are better since 1991, but they're still a ways behind. That is why a disposable item like a washing machine is likely still seen as something worth stealing by Vodka Black folk.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where'd you get this info? Not that I'm doubting you, that's just pretty interesting and I might wanna check out the book or whatever that you got it from

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which part? Russian military spending in the 1960's-1980's? Durable goods production rates? Most of my knowledge comes from books like "The Rise and Fall of the Soviet Union", "The Struggle to Save the Soviet Economy" and "A Failed Empire: The Soviet Union in the Cold War from Stalin to Gorbachev " plus a whole shit ton of papers I've read online. There is no lack of books on the subject.

                To me, the economic/historical books for the cold war era are much less interesting than some of the pre-war (198-1941) stuff, on things like scientific socialism, the use of western technology and experts in building the Soviet economy, and Lenin's NEP

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think it's fair to look at car ownership alone, Europe as a whole has fewer cars on average then USA,

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quick bit of math shows that we could literally give everyone in Crimea a brand new Maytag washer/dryer as a bribe to frick off for only $2.5 billion dollars.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Finland, we always had our own doomsayers saying how it would be impossible to defend the country, with all critical infrastructure blown apart in hours, pilots getting assassinated at the start of the war, etc. dreary shit. I personally always considered that overly pessimistic, but now that we saw the clownfest that was the first weeks of the war, those predictions seem utterly, absurdly comical.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either
    >It's real and it's time for TEMPO
    >Ukraine tries something big and gets smacked down, Prigozhin posts "jk lol" on Twitter.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is trying to perform some Russian genius level trick and will actually move in more men for the pre-May 9 attack.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Date 1 August 2022 – present
    >(9 months and 5 days)
    nine months of le musician posting and look where they are now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never forget that this was their attitude. That they all knew what they were doing, and supported it wholeheartedly. The guilt is collective and total, shared from top to bottom. Don't believe one word of their "I didn't know, they lied to us, I was too scared to speak out, we were victims too" bullshit. Nothing less than a full state apology, a renunciation of the vile poison of ruscism, and reparations in full is acceptable for atonement.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ccaMh8p.png

        >Date 1 August 2022 – present
        >(9 months and 5 days)
        nine months of le musician posting and look where they are now

        funny how things turn out sometimes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Germans literally created the word Genocide and used it for the first time in history to eradicate an entire people. Russia hasn't done even a tenth of that. Don't compare.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            eat shit, israelite

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Germans literally created the word Genocide and used it for the first time in history to eradicate an entire people. Russia hasn't done even a tenth of that. Don't compare.

            Lmao

            Russia genocided its way into the Pacific Ocean long before the term was coined. One of the first well-documented genocides in history was actually committed by Russia - the Circassian genocide.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Russia genocided its way into the Pacific Ocean long before the term was coined. One of the first well-documented genocides in history was actually committed by Russia - the Circassian genocide.

              They literally committed genocide on (modern) American soil too. Ever read Island of the Blue Dolphins?

              >In 1814, the Russian–American Company brig Il’mena brought a party of Aleuts and Russian fur traders from Russian Alaska to San Nicolas island in search of sea otter and seal. They killed many of the Nicoleño men and raped many of the women leaving the population decimated.[2] By the 1830s only around twenty remained; some sources put the number at seven, six women and an old man named Black Hawk. Black Hawk suffered a head injury during the massacre. Hearing of this, the Santa Barbara Mission on the mainland sponsored a rescue mission, and in late 1835 Captain Charles Hubbard sailed out to the Channel Islands aboard the schooner Peor es Nada. Most of the tribe boarded the ship, but one, the woman later known as Juana Maria, did not arrive before a storm rose and the ship had to return to port. Hubbard was unable to return for Juana Maria at the time as he had received orders to take a shipment of lumber to Monterey, California, and before he could return to Santa Barbara the Peor es Nada hit a heavy board in the mouth of the San Francisco Bay and sank. A lack of other available ships is usually cited as preventing further rescue attempts.

              San Nicolas Island isn't some faraway land, it's part of Ventura County, California. If you go surfing off the coast of Santa Barbara, you're literally less than sixty miles from a Russian war crimes site.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait holy shit I knew island of the blue dolphins happened near where I grew up but russians were involved???

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Russia hasn't done even a tenth of that.
            Look at Soviet history. Inb4 not Russia.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >holocaust
            >4,000,000 - 7,000,000 est

            >holodomor
            >3,000,000 - 5,000,000 est

            >Raphael Lemkin (who coined the term "genocide" and was an initiator of the Genocide Convention), has called the Holodomor a genocide and the intentional result of Stalinist policies.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >4,000,000 - 7,000,000
              The holocaust wasn't just the israelites, anon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >used it for the first time in history to eradicate an entire people
            Prove it. And criticize the Talmud. Bet you won’t

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why would I deliberately anger Moloch?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Germans literally created the word Genocide
            no, it was invented by Europeans to describe the actions of the Ottomans towards the Armenians for propaganda purposes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact the Soviets got to say ANYTHING at Nuremberg blows my fricking mind. Why, you ask? I dunno, maybe because the Russian Chief Prosecutor at Nuremberg was running a fricking concentration camp IN THE RUINS of Sachsenhausen.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be quite frank Russia was a backwater that Uncle Sam felt sorry for because the USA has never liked it when white(-ish) people fight each other. So we bailed out the Soviets with Lend Lease and then gave them a seat at the Big Boy table as a sort of participation trophy for sacrificing so many of their people to stop the square heads, only for them to then promptly about face and engage in half a century of dick ass back-stabbery.

            Now that history is repeating itself in the opposite direction one would hope that maybe they might see the error of their ways and realize that Uncle Sam was largely responsible for them not being a German satellite state and give us some credit where credit is due.

            For real Russia. We have tried over and over to be your friend (under no less than 4 different presidents) but you keep acting like an butthole. Maybe after getting bopped in the nose this time you will finally cut it out.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Russia is technically a democracy. The difference is institutional culture rather than system of government

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can't wait to pick up some agar publicus in Koenigsburg, I tell you what.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You mean they promptly engaged in half a century of everything they already were doing for decades before the United States got involved?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I opened transcriptions of Rudenko evidence presentation at Nuremberg and i cannot find anything similar to this.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just one of those strange cohencidences, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Or even think about.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The extermination of every last fricking Asiatic Bolshevik subhuman is the only acceptable atonement.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the musicians after 9 months of grinding battle in Bakhmut

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lul

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not been 9 months. That's just wikipedia being their typical idiots. It's been 11, possibly 12 months it started in June last year, possibly late May.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pauvre petit bebe.

    For Justice's sake, I hope someone cuts off his head live on one of his propaganda broadcasts.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Says only 10% of required rounds provided to Wagner as of May 1 (down from 30% as of 2023), leading to unsustainable losses. Says remaining troops will be parked for recovery and retraining at bases in Russia "until danger to Russia is gone"
    ITS FRICKING OVER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      These training bases wouldn't happen to be near Moscow would they?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        An entire Wagner training base? At this time of year? Localized entirely inside Red Square?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            May I see it?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >SHOIGU THE WAREHOUSE IS ON FIRE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did anyone ever say why he's still moving all weird after he an hero'd?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        same reason why a chicken runs after being decapitated, neurons keep firing for a while

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's a dumb Russian and when he put the gun in his mouth, he didn't account for the angle, thus missed blowing apart his cerebellum. (Located at the rear base of your skull right behind where your spinal cord connects to your brain). The controls all complex movement in the body, a perfect shot there would also sever the spinal cord, thus no extra body movement past muscle relaxation.

        He probably blew out the the top of his skull, which is still a killshot, but the brain can still fire off last second synapses and send death spasms through the body.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In his defense, he took a direct hit from a grenade and his legs are shredded five seconds ago; nobody is making precise angular calculations in that state.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah I haven't seen the video of the drone actually dropping the nade. I feel like a butthole now. I thought he was just depressed and decided to end it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because people don't die instantly in real life like they do in the movies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/11tsui7/russian_soldier_commits_suicide_after_being_hit/

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is /chug/ coping with this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        oops, wrong pic. but basically they think it's 69420 dimensional chess

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aegis: "Thanks for free live fire testing boss". Russia must be pissing off PLA. US gets to use Ukraine lile Chinalake .

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ukraine is more being used like the spanish civil war where everyone is Ops testing shit for the coming world war.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Spanish Civil War and Sino-Japanese War were preludes (depending on where you consider the start of the Second World War) to WW2
            >War in Ukraine and War in Sudan are the preludes to Third World War between USA (and I assume a few allies) and China

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              USA wouldn't go to war with China. India might end up at war with China over water rights though.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            not really, china would be the main opposition in a world war and they're reluctant to send any of their systems. a few turkish drones and some world war era tanks alongside cold war era nato equipment and modern squad weapons is what it is

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Speaking of. It's hilarious how many Russians have came to the realization that the Chinese aren't their friends

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                China was never their friend but they at least had respect for them.
                That seems to be gone now if you follow Chinese language media and bloggers.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well yeah we are ensuring they are locked out so they get no real world combat experiance or tactical refinements.
              Honestly its pretty great.
              The US however is enjoying the stress testing while preventing the chinese from doing the same.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NATO: are we so advanced that our 30yo systems can clap the cheeks of the supposed 2nd superpower of the world?
            >Ukraine: can we turn the contents of a hobby shop and a crate of grenades into manmade horrors beyond (Russian) comprehension?
            >Russia: can 30k churkas, mobiks, and prisoners assault a fortified position across a minefield pre-sighted for artillery armed with Brezhnev-era surplus?
            Not quite the same.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this suprising patiots were literally built spefically to shoot down ballistic missiles going reentry/hypersonic speeds.
        Its like being shocked when a ATGM pops a tank.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a chimpout thread on PrepHole and it's literally this

      https://i.imgur.com/xlAfHG8.jpg

      oops, wrong pic. but basically they think it's 69420 dimensional chess

      They think Russia is playing multidimensional time travel chess

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a chimpout thread on PrepHole and it's literally this [...]
      They think Russia is playing multidimensional time travel chess

      Link?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raiding is for gays

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a raid, it's a counter-offensive 😉

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Decommissioned ammo got detonated, hohols helped to dispose of it

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hilarious thing is he probably wasn't explicitly being denied ammo. Their stocks are just that fricking low.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have no doubt Russians are low on ammo. Wagner is just in super-denial, lol.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wagner is just in super-denial
        The thing is they're fricking Nazis, so frickups have to be because they're being backstabbed. That's how their brain works.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wntb

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I always wondered how the frick they were lasting for so long. Even ignoring ukrainian propaganda wagner was losing +100 a day during the worst weeks of the battle
    I repeat, 100 fricking souls a day just gone. Every day
    Thats worse than fricking vietnam. No PCM can survive that even with penal batallions.
    Hell, im pretty sure most modern armies would be fricked with so many casualties

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine, just never tell soldiers what happened with previous six groups that tried storming that trench and keep recruiting new guys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their recruitment effort was probably huge

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder what's gonna happen to the penal battalions, will they rebel before making it back to Russia? Afterall all of the fresh ones will not have enough time in the campaign to be eligible for release and I doubt anyone would want to go back to prison a failure to just be raped by a churka and shames by relatives

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo, what happened to the 300,000 crates of military equipment he "found" in a cave that would let the orchestra continue playing for years?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      embezzled

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now it will be like: "Wagner never really cared about Bakhmut" lol.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No the cope has already begun that gayner was a irregular light infantry force that was never meant to win but grind them down for political reasons, or to get em all killed so they dont have to pay more wages and the Russian state gets more wins. But to all the /misc/tards coping this the past few months and undoubtedly the rest of the year, these mercs are fighting age Russian citizens, they are not sending poor mercs from another c**t to die horrible deaths, they're sending their own men.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for the cope

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are these delusional homosexuals still posting?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          When you're disturbingly deep into nonsense, you ignore facts and truth in favour of your delusions.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're paid to

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lovechair warlord is furiously posting homemade diagrams and defense plans to cope that it's all part of the plan
          they literally will never stop

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kind of like you (I assume) get up every day and go to work. It's like saying "why do garbage men pick up disgusting bags of trash and throw it in a truck?".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either paid to or they know that if Russia actually loses they'll be at the end of the rope

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          At some point you just can't admit that your entire life was a joke.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine Germans watching israelites being herded into gas chambers and then denying that they ever knew about the holocaust. Or Russians seeing their neighbors taken to the gulags. Or Chinese watching their neighbors be denounced. Or Turks and Armenians or Americans and Indians/blacks. Same thing. It’s easier to say “din no nuffin.”

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it was a great victory
        >No, dont ask why our great victories are happening closer and closer to our borders

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >for May 9 next year, Russia will achieve a great moral victory right on the outskirts of Moscow!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are these delusional homosexuals still posting?

        Ortho converts are in a league of their own when it comes to delusions

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Message from the Kamchatka, they've sunk seven Japanese torpedo boats.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >our brave warriors run away while the panicked enemy pursues them

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the worst day of the war.
    >The worst day of the war *so far*.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now the Chechens will be taking over, right? Or is Bakhmut effectively in Ukraines hands now?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's trolling kadyrov

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys PrepHole is stealing our memes and relying on info that's literally over 10 hours old

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many calories are in ammunition?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How much calories?
      The same as a piggy, but that is haram

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PrepHole is making fun of us again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went there and it's the same people who post on /k/. Same filenames, so talking points. They're literally defending Russia being multi-ethnic by going
      >Well they stay in their own places!
      LOL.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Link the thread, I want to indulge in their stupidity

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          >guy posts the VDV video of all the black guys who are being added to it
          >t-t-they're just training as representatives...
          >they're in the fricking uniform

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >guy posts the VDV video of all the black guys who are being added to it
        >t-t-they're just training as representatives...
        >they're in the fricking uniform

        what can I say, I'm a PrepHole man myself

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MUH AMMO

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ragequit
    So we're gonna see the Chechen Tiktok soldiers now?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ the counteroffensive hasn't even started! I thought they'd get bakhmut eventually but this is just pathetic.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't trust anything the Russians say. Not ever.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe him

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    uh what in the flying frick is this

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they finally killed the PrepHole thread.. dios mio

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, crossboarding of /misc/ and PrepHole being stronger than here at this point is a surprise

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why? It surprises you that anti social chuds on /misc/ are also heavy videogame players?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        PrepHole kinda funneled people into /misc/ over time.
        I'd argue most of the pre-2016 /misc/acks were from PrepHole.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m expecting my ban any second now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You did well buddy

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MUH SHELLS MUTHAFRICKA

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    honk honk

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when the Japanese navy and army were fricking each other over during ww2 for political reasons, effectively tripling their war effort?
    You'd think people would learn, interservice rivalry is okay when it's just banter, but fricking over any participating unit or force is fricking over every single person involved on your side.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Story old as time. These are now law based systems, for force based systems. The dictator/king/emperor keeps the sub-armies quarreling with each other so they can't team up and take the bigwig down. It's by design. It means they're incredibly inefficient and terrible at what they do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Story old as time. These are now law based systems, for force based systems. The dictator/king/emperor keeps the sub-armies quarreling with each other so they can't team up and take the bigwig down. It's by design. It means they're incredibly inefficient and terrible at what they do.

      Turns out the real strength of Democracy/Republics is as simple as the armed forces not constantly fricking each other over to impress the Fearless Leader. Might be weak vs psyops but hopefully they will fix that in future versions now that we've seen what happens when we lower our guard against foreign intelligence agencies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no joke, this war has made me appreciate more the strength of the democratic system, despite its flaws, like damn, i would hate being dragged into a conflict like the one in Ukraine just because monkey want banan

        pure, unadulterated nightmare fuel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Indeed. Imagine if supreme leader Biden/Trump got on TV and announced conscription to fight a war against Canada and sent people over there with no training armed with crusty ass guns, and on top of that every branch of the military plus Black Water (or whatever the frick they call themselves now) were constantly undermining each other. Meanwhile all the major news networks keep telling you that everything is going smoothly despite the three day special military operation in Canada taking over a year. Being unable to buy anything at home because the China controlled world economy has sanctioned you and supplied the Canadians with top of the line equipment and drones that kill your countrymen without them hardly ever being aware of it. Then to top it all off the Canadians are not only killing disproprtionate amounts of your guys but now they might even push you out of their country and take back the other land you stole from them. And you have sacrificed your young men for nothing but an impending civil war and decades of further economic decline and being a pariah state on par with Iran or North Korea.

          I mean holy frick. It's so bad that the Russians at this point are weaponizing second hand embarrassment.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's so bad that the Russians at this point are weaponizing second hand embarrassment.
            All part of the 5d chess of Putin. Convince western pig dogs that Russia Stronk, and then demonstrate overwhelmingly that Russia weak to the point that western useful idiots commit mass suicide out of shame for ever having a positive opinion of Russia.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the Russians at this point are weaponizing second hand embarrassment

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it used to happen a lot more when standing armies were less popular. the french navy ignored battle plans to go fight closer to their colonial interests during the revolutionary war, lincoln's generals famously could've done more than they did. it's only really bad when the commanders start bickering like an old married couple and the whole world can hear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except this is almost definitely just Russia having no ammo generally and Wagner being paranoid.

      Also Wagner's existence is *literally illegal*. They aren't a branch of the Russian military. They're deniable forces being used as meat for the grinder because they're expected to die and conscript losses would be less politically popular.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But even then, not supplying your paramilitary is still fricking moronic, because they STILL are effectively the only force in some areas of the front line. You remove that, and now you have holes in your front line the enemy can exploit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I reiterate, they aren't being supplied not due to infighting but due to RUSSIA HAVING NO AMMO.

          Wagner simply thinks they aren't being supplied due to infighting.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            but other units haven't reported this problem, so that's mere speculation.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but other units haven't reported this problem
              so you both have access to russian unit reports and read russian?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, but I'd assume that information would spread fast

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                spreading such information would be capital offense

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but other units haven't reported this problem
                so you both have access to russian unit reports and read russian?

                other units have complained about lack of ammo and there have been individual soldiers reporting lack of ammo. whether that means shells (like priggy wants) or small arms ammo, i dunno. you can check online by googling 'russian soldiers low on ammo'. remember last year FIRS noted a drop of like 75% in artillery firing by Russia. So that suggest it is a widespread issue.

                USA wouldn't go to war with China. India might end up at war with China over water rights though.

                Direct against China? No. It's clear USA doesn't care about the international laws China is breaking in the sea. But USA did say they'd defend Taiwan. I assume the HOPE is that a new POTUS comes in and they can go
                >That was the old administrations view, we won't defend Taiwan
                And, of course, you could say it's just a bluff to try and stop China from trying.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They have but only during offensive.
              You have to remember Russia does push logistics not pull logisitics like the west.
              Far less overhead on management but tends to be wasteful by dumping ammo where its not needed say quieter less active sections of the line while being too thin on more active fronts.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I reiterate, they aren't being supplied not due to infighting but due to RUSSIA HAVING NO AMMO.

              Wagner simply thinks they aren't being supplied due to infighting.

              I'm more inclined to think the Russians are actually cutting off Wagner, but because they're stockpiling against the Ukrainian counteroffensive and not due to politics or any particular desire to frick Piroghzin specifically over.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but other units haven't reported this problem
              Other units aren't publicly blaming their superiors for not giving them ammo on twitter because they don't want to be fricking shot or arrested.

              And Bakhmut is where fighting is fiercest. If Wagner weren't in the fricking grinder and looking for someone to blame for every body, they wouldn't be seeing knives in their backs.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rip in peace AIDS dirlewanger.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My 2 cents: He's running out of inmates who are still willing (or maybe capable) to fight and doesn't want to end with Wagner just fizzling out and then having nothing to pressure or bargain with. He made too many enemies to let that happen, maybe he's also making sure if Russia goes civil war he has some fighting men to save his head or help him gain some sort of new power.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really can't decide what's happening. I have three ideas but not sure which it is.

    >Everything is literal. He's just an angry orc with too much power getting emotional amd chimping out
    >Ukraine bought him out and he's leaving right before the offensive
    >Some dark lord is advising the orcs on how to enploy deception into their strategy to bait the Ukrainians into something

    Keen to find out what it will be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My guess is that (specifically now that they're so close to victory) that Gerasimov and Shoigu are planning to sweep in and replace Wagner for those last few hundred meters like they did at Soledar, and this is just a "I'm not fired, I quit."

      If the MoD wins and holds Bakhmut against the expected counteroffensive, he'll talk about how he did all the work but the MoD strangled Wagner like in Soledar

      If the MoD fails to finish the job or gets pushed back in the counteroffensive he can claim that things would have been different if he'd been adequately supplied.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Some dark lord is advising the orcs on how to enploy deception into their strategy to bait the Ukrainians into something
      This isn't pre 1900s battlefield mate. No one falls for ebin trap ruses cause the enemy said on TV their weakpoint is the glowing bit behind the bum

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This isn't pre 1900s battlefield mate
        It is in Russia.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No one falls for ebin trap ruses cause the enemy said on TV their weakpoint is the glowing bit behind the bum
        Russia has done exactly this during the war already

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think part of it is that he's trying to present Wagner as Russia's Azov; another is that he needs to have a functional force left over after all of this winds down because he needs to keep his international operations functioning to provide a revenue stream and even braindead African juntas are going to balk if he shows up with a bunch of middle-aged, hep C and AIDS riddled convicts who barely know how to hold a gun.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Spice Must Flow, so Ivans packing their stuff back to Africa

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