Post your best prepper advice

DONT FORGET TOOTHBRUSHES AND PASTE. YOU DONT WANA LOOK LIKE A BRIT AFTER A COUPLE OF HARD YEARS. DONT FORGET BARS OF SOAP. ITS IMPORTANT.

ANYTHING ELSE?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smokes and a big booty girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There will be starving big booty girls in every city. You dont have to think about having one before shit hits the fan.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >starving big booty girls
        that is a contradiction, if a big booty hoe is starving, she has no big booty

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          some are born with it. Cant take it away.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            even if shes born with it, when shes starving, she will be a little booty hoe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              IM NOT BUYING IT. THERE WILL BE BIG BOOTY IN THE APOCALYPSE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >starving big booty girls
      that is a contradiction, if a big booty hoe is starving, she has no big booty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >big booty girl
      Black person

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a couple of Black person bucks to prep and frick your wife and daughters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh bbc

      Anglo detected.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk to tongue my anus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk will be skinned alive

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also a reminder to all burger bros...do not skimp on the costco tubs of haemorrhoid cream. You guys burn through one roll of toilet paper per sitting so you gotta baby your bumhole if you're gonna ride out the apocalypse.

    • 2 years ago
      Sage

      Moss anon. Its the best tp.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      get a bidet you filthy heathens, even in the apocalypse my ass is going to be pampered.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wasting precious water to tickle your butthole
        ngmi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If I wanted to feel the sensation of liquid touching my butthole, I'd get someone to piss on it. Both are a pass. Bidets are gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Naw man they'rrrrrre GREAT!
          Grew up in Ohio. Moved here. Bidets are about the only thing Flips do right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nonsense, I’ll find my local Walmart.

      https://i.imgur.com/3lv4NKN.jpg

      DONT FORGET TOOTHBRUSHES AND PASTE. YOU DONT WANA LOOK LIKE A BRIT AFTER A COUPLE OF HARD YEARS. DONT FORGET BARS OF SOAP. ITS IMPORTANT.

      ANYTHING ELSE?

      Don’t forget lighters, specifically BIC and Zippos.
      You can pawn them onto other survivors who cannot survive to build allies and trust in your society and have a backup away to make fires.

      Just buy 30 packs of these like I did and you will have most of the non preppers in the palm of your hand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "I'll suck dick for sparks!" - Doug Stanhope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll just use a cloth if I run out of toilet paper

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Shit Rag
        hikers tp.
        Also wood ash makes lye, the main ingredient in soap

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Also wood ash makes lye, the main ingredient in soap
          be very careful with this, the mix is very alkaline and I know a few people who have burned the shit out of themselves trying, it'll start to absorb the oils in your skin, which I know from experience, turns your skin into just balls of pain.
          Also, hardwood ash.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ty for the warning and correction fren. Big Safety Needed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you're making some, have some vinegar handy just in case, as careful as you can be, you might still end up slipping and splashing shit, if you get some in your eyes though, don't go digging into the vinegar, just flush the shit out of your eyes for 20 mins at least with water ASAP.
              alkali burns are a surprisingly common cause of blindness, and no one wants to go all "Book of Eli" in a SHTF scenario.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              While his warning is technically correct it's worth noting that I've washed up with wood ash quite a bit and never had a problem. There is always a chance that it goes wrong, but in my experience it is a small chance. I have got lye burns while concentrating wood ash lye but thats my own dumb fault for playing fast and loose with hot concentrated lye.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you're totally right, and the danger really comes when concentrating lye, due to the high alkali, but better safe than sorry.
                And no one wants to have what feels like toothache in their skin, shit sucks.

                Just wait until they do the french method for gunpowder, you ever pissed in some straw, anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll just use Leaves.
        Leaf.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    http://pol.foundation/Happening.html

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks he will have running water to brush his teeth and wash his ass
    oh my sweetie...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In sweden we have something that is called Wells. Its a hole in the ground wich has water in it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Jamal and Mustafar shit in your wells
        Ruh roh...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve heard of this mysterious technology. Can these be made anywhere or only in lands where water falls from the sky?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >running water to brush his teeth and wash his ass
      >needing running water to brush your teeth and wipe your ass
      anon, youre not going to make it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you think you need running water to do that you are going to be one of the first to die if society collapses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DONT FORGET TOOTHBRUSHES AND PASTE
      Salt and a twig works just fine and stores way better.
      >DONT FORGET BARS OF SOAP.
      You can wash your hands with ashes with surprisingly fantastic results.

      My creek never stops running, if you are reliant on municipal water or even the grid to pump water you have a major problem you should have already adressed. I have a creek for crude water use and a pitcher pump for fine water use.

      Maybe get some books on the different topics you want to preserve. This way you will have something to read on rainy days.

      +1 for books. I have hundreds of physical books, my general rule is if I am somewhere with instructional books or books on historic skills I bring one home. Most of the information I already know or is functionally useless (such as primative trapping when I have hundreds of traps that will outlive my great grandchildren) but every once in a while there is a little gem and worst case scenario they will make great barter items for people who made it through life with "intellectual" skills who suddenly have to figure out how to survive.

      Bro you sound like one of these dumbfrick yuppies running out to stock up on toilet paper while society collapses. Mad max doesn't give a frick about fresh breath and wiping shit off his ass with rolls of paper.

      You need bullets. Guns. Propane. Non perishable foods. Medications.

      Here's a real pro tip you don't hear a lot of people bring up...disposable bic lighters. Fricking cases of them, as many as you can hoard. Imagine in winter with no power or gas or anything and whoever is not dead yet are reduced to burning wood just to not freeze to death and to cook. What do you think the average dipshit would be willing to trade for a lighter at that point?

      Obviously the most important things to allow you to be able to keep any of that shit is guns and ammo and enough close family to stay with you and protect everything though.

      Lighters are nice, but the bulk of my barter fire gear is matches. You get 32 matches in a mini box, a pack of 10 mini packs is $1. If I sell you a lighter and you know how to use one after it's out of fuel you can get years of use, with mini packs of matches you get 32 fires before you have to bring me something new.

      Bug repellent ant and roach bait bb gun for pigeons or rope and nets and seed for trapping, sun block, sunglasses chapstick or carmex and Vaseline for fricking anal or dry lips cheeks and nose in heat cold and wind corn starch for making gravy or for rashes baby powder mineral oil or baby oil for jacking off or dry skin mineral oil prevents rust on guns and knives good for sharpening stones and lubes machines protects silver too somewhat shampoo hair conditioner bleach toilet brush Abrams tank cutting torch padlocks chains bicycle tires repair kit bicycle pump penis pump inflatable girlfriend pornomags viagra pez dispenser pez hard candy

      Bb guns are incredibly underrated. You don't need a whole lot of space for enough sunflowers to attract birds.

      A good whetstone, spare laces, cardboard for padding & kindling, Mongols would survive on long raids by sucking the blood from their horses, that works on all creatures, there are just various stages of making blood pudding. Stay hydrated & have fun with it.

      On the topic of whetstones, the most obscure things I've stocked multiples of is scythe stones. There are a surprising amount of old scythes sitting around in barns/sheds, but there are no stones anywhere.

      Buy bacon ground beef stew meat carots potatoes dehydrated potatoes dry beans oatmeal flour corn meal oil vegetable shortening and baking powder dry eggs and milk, you can make simpke breads tortillas etc. You'll want to store up at least half pound of dry ingredients per person for each day 1 month 60 pounds and then canned food and the meat, store in mason jars with desiccant pack and freeze for 3 days to kill larva then store in any cool dry place out of sunlight freeze your meat in freezer bags all air out good for at least year maybe two

      >you can make simpke breads
      Learn to sourdough. It's a little bit time consuming but will be an invaluable asset when you need it.

      If I could make one singular suggestion it would be to get yourself a couple 110 or 160 conibears. A 220 or 2 is good too but the little ones are priceless.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never seen a scythe stone, how different?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's just a whetstone but the shape makes it significantly easier to use. You are going to stop and touch up your edge ever 5 minutes it pays to be able touch it up in 3 seconds instead of minutes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I just sharpened my hoe on my grinder was using to clear crab grass , works a million times better now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sharp tool make a world of difference, I sharpened the shovels at work because everyone kept grabbing my shovel cause it digs better. Unfortunately a scythe is hard to do with a flat stone, as i would imagine most other concave edges are.

              you're totally right, and the danger really comes when concentrating lye, due to the high alkali, but better safe than sorry.
              And no one wants to have what feels like toothache in their skin, shit sucks.

              Just wait until they do the french method for gunpowder, you ever pissed in some straw, anon?

              >you ever pissed in some straw
              Got a batch going right now to try it, but I find it's much easier to get nitrates from my chicken coop.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i've never got it to work, we did it a long time ago but nothing came of it.

                I haven't tried pemmican but it looks pretty gnarly. Erbwurst is really good just throw a chunk in water and boil it for 10 minutes or so. Hardest part is not eating it all in a week.

                it's an acquired taste, but pound for pound, it's a solid bit of shit to have around if you dont catch some shit in a few days.

                I have a deck of playing cards where each card describes a different edible plant or fungus. For example, the Queen of Hearts describes how to prepare dandelions, and the 3 of Diamonds describes wild mustard. Really handy.

                my girlfriend got me a set of these a few years ago, with knots and random tidbits of info, it's cute, but nothing really useful.
                I also have a SAS/first aid kit deck somewhere which is pretty handy, but it's in a drawer of old shit i've not seen in a decade.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Water storage and purification is foundational for "prepping". If you don't have something like picrel at minimum I feel bad for you.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're gonna need a cyberdeck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Solar power. Good thinking. Didnt expect that from an acctual mutt.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its not solar powered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whats a cyberdeck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reference to rpg game shadowrun in which people use portable computers to hack, at the time it was future shit, now we have lots

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep important works and information on several different forms of media - flash (SD/micro SD card), magnetic (tape, HDD), and optical (CD/DVD/Blu-Ray, M-DISC).
    Preservation of the knowledge and culture accumulated by humanity is almost as important as the survival of humanity itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe get some books on the different topics you want to preserve. This way you will have something to read on rainy days.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Books are good, too.
        I also recommend putting everything you think you could possibly need on your phone on a micro SD card. You can download all of Wikipedia and archives of ebooks easily.
        It won't be of use if you suffer an EMP attack, and you will probably have only a limited time to use your phone before it runs dry, but that small window of time with access to everything you could ever need wherever the frick you are could save your life.
        I personally have a 1 terabyte micro SD in mine about 40% full.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It won't be of use if you suffer an EMP attack
          I have a computer and monitor that are 20 watts total.
          I keep those and a solar panel in a galvanized trash can with the lid sealed with copper tape.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean when you are out and about.
            If disaster strikes when you are outside of your home, your phone isn't going to survive an EMP even if you keep it in one of those faraday bags. Those are really only good for blocking communication, not protecting from destruction.
            Still, in the event that something goes wrong when you are out and about that doesn't involve an EMP attack, having anything and everything stored on your phone at your whim can come in handy.
            Of course at home you keep important electronics in sturdy EMP-proof containers.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If the SHTF, I will be going at my phone with a hammer before even the EMP has a shot at it..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no laser disc
      Ngmi

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bad teeth mostly comes from poor diet and much less lack of brushing teeth. If you don't get enough minerals, your teeth with rot and crumble, no matter how much you brush them. Most people don't know this - not even most dentists. What they call "acid damage" is nothing but malnutrition and can easily be fixed in few months with proper nutrition (get some trace minerals and multi vitamins). You can literally go from having brittle, glass-like teeth to having strong, bright white teeth in a couple of months if you get the right nutrition.

    Dentists are a scam. Judaism. Tartar prevents cavities - they don't cause them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      multi vitamin tabs dosent work. Its just expensive piss since you pee it out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on your diet. I also prefer taking them separately, but you can't walk around with a ton of them in a survival situation, so multi vitamins are more suitable in that regard. That being said, don't underestimate trace minerals. Buy them instead of toothpaste.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water shit ton of water, wash rags bar soap laundry dish, rubbing alcohol hydrogen peroxide iodine sutures and suture kit bandaids tums imodium antibiotics gauze pads and bandage tape saline eye wash glasses floss mouthwash liquid soap candles matches lighter oil lamps and oil and wicks glowsticks usb solar charger for devices usb chargeable flashlights gasoline generator gasoline ice ice packs mre or dehydrated food canned and jar food dry oatmeal noodles beans flour corn meal baking powder dry eggs dry milk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gasoline generator
      Anon you'll be out of fuel in less than a year. Lean how to make an alternator wind turbine or a hydro generator if there is running water around.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can use biogas or a wood-gas generator.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some form of hentai and or entertainment

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's that? I don't speak demons.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just a big brick of cocaine or crack and let the addicts get what you need.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just a big brick

      here in europe not so easy. but plenty of booze will do the same trick! was thinking this allready in the morning. my supermarket has 95% alk (190proof for burgermutts)

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Razors
    Laundry soap
    Aspirin
    Hammocks ( smaller more comfy than mattress)
    Solar rechargeable station
    Radio Baufung
    Undies socks
    Vodka- drink-trade-kills lice

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is a Swiss study showing we're #6 in Europe for dental health. Italy and Krauts are 1 and 2.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stopped brushing 2 years ago after learing about luciustrust and that everything in this world is a lie. if adam lived a thousand years without floridated toothpaste and industrial chemicals that absorves into your mouth it prob good to conclude everything in this world is bullshit except for the bible. Also i what i learned in 2 years
    1. no more florosis after not brushing this is wat the dental ~~*tribe*~~ make their money
    2. no more painful gum shit
    3. bad breath is natural for about an hour and its ok can use toothpick but other than that its no big deal.
    4. cavities can be avoided if no corn syrup was consumed.

    everything in this world is to hurt you put you in a corner push sin so hard you go to hell type approach. we live in a game hosted by satan where we gotta lookout for obvious baits bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick your mouth must be a cesspool. You have to brush dude.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        true did not brush for nearly a decade i got 4 cavities and stained teeth by the age of 24 yeah brush your teeth i had truly horrific dental hygiene but now im all good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bro just use baking soda to brush

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Towels underwear socks pants shirt jacket shoes hat, umbrella, f15 eagle, car xtra belts hoses windshield wiper car battery car battery charger, sugar honey salt pepper hand sanitizer paper towels scrubbies for dishes xtra mop sponges or rope mop electric fans electric heaters propane and grill or charcoal and wood wood stove or gas grill lots of blankets warm gloves working gloves wrenches screwdrivers and bits plumbing parts

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christ tells us to stop worrying about prepping. The picture is related.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, tell this to Chris McCandless. God took real good care of him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      four years ago the Lord put it on my heart to start building out our food supplies and making sure I have enough for family and friends too, while also warning them to start stacking too. I became obsessive and the Lord showed me it doesn’t matter if I had all the food in the world, if He wasn’t first I would suffer. So, now I still prep and do whatever I can to be self sufficient, but above all I serve the one true King, the Lord of lords and Host of hosts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes Christian balance is key, joseph plan for famine is to store in times of plenty, most stuff is just household stuff we stock up on i can't drive so we buy more than we need and store it long term

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well said brother and thanks for reminding /us/ that we will absolutely crush those filthy israelite israelites.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hand gel. besides sanitary use you can use it for starting a fire in the rain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Bible also says he who does not work does not eat..so...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      birds literally do store food and so do other animals like squirrels and leopards wtf is this dude talkin about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Balance. bible says ants store for winter but also Jesus explained humans obsessing is stupid because we could die tonight

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tithe to yourself.
          Better a stock for family (retirement/emergencies/shtf) than feeding the already far pigs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I do that, but I also help others either through the church or direct, if you live frugal you can lend money easier, help with food funerals bills medicine home repairs gas whatever a friend needs, exchanging skills super important, i fix computer another friend fixes roof another fixes car another makes bread all possible if you know neighbors or belong to traditional church

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's good. Alot of churches are corrupt. It's a dream to have a community you can rely on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you Anon for posting this

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go bag with important documents cash gun knife food bars water canteens blanket or sleeping bag medicine glasses hat underwear socks clothes towel toothbrush and mints can opener and condoms for fricking hoes and as emergency water containers.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water filter (camping pump .01 micron)
    Motion alarm
    Surplus Hungarian periscope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for what purpose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to make water filters, Black person rigged is better than nothing. Do you have the ability to sustain a motion alarm? Periscope is actually a really good idea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon has 55 gallon food grade barrels for less than 100$

      I hope you all have a bar key. They're the fastest easiest way to make wood gas stoves

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are so many bots from sweden today?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is happening??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Me either. What's up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a bad feeling anon. Verry bad feeling.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Compass road map mark all food and water sources places to shower and shit and gas sources and rest areas shovel hammer screws and nails bolts and nuts drill drill press vice grinder belt saw circular saw hand saw hacksaw ax or hachet wedge scrap metal welder and rod metal shear sheet metal metal rivets lathe mill bits and end mills guns ammo reloading supplies and dies lead and molds and casting pot blackpowder smokeless powder primers bullets cases gun magazines clp vegetable shortening car oil car grease power steering fluid

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prep anons, read this!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spam Vienna sausage sardines tuna canned chicken m&m pretzels nuts raisins toilet paper wet napkins lightbulbs plates cups forks spoons knives pots and pans chairs pumps for water bulb syringe mason jars

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bro you sound like one of these dumbfrick yuppies running out to stock up on toilet paper while society collapses. Mad max doesn't give a frick about fresh breath and wiping shit off his ass with rolls of paper.

    You need bullets. Guns. Propane. Non perishable foods. Medications.

    Here's a real pro tip you don't hear a lot of people bring up...disposable bic lighters. Fricking cases of them, as many as you can hoard. Imagine in winter with no power or gas or anything and whoever is not dead yet are reduced to burning wood just to not freeze to death and to cook. What do you think the average dipshit would be willing to trade for a lighter at that point?

    Obviously the most important things to allow you to be able to keep any of that shit is guns and ammo and enough close family to stay with you and protect everything though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1. When you get hole in your teeths you wont be so wienery with no dentist nearby.

      2. You use these ones for making fire if you know what youre doing. BIC lighters can go frick themselfs.

      Now please go fucvk yourself you complete Black person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BIC lighters are good for bartering with concrete monkeys so I'd at buy at least 10-20 and a few for yourself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pick up plenty of these. They're cheap, and people won't beep repaired.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Have also have swiss army knives with can openers on them, camillus and victornox brand and regular can openers in the kitchen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Rub a can in circles on a brick wall or concrete floor it’s open nice and clean in ten minutes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LARPer detected. I've never had a more reliable fire starter than a BIC in a ziplock bag, if the one in your pocket gets wet and needs to dry out before you use it, which only takes a few minutes usually. Everyone can use a BIC. They are great bartering tools, as someone else said. And again, try starting a fire in the rain, in a highly blowing wind. Good luck if all you have is a spark wand, a real open flame can actually help dry out your tinder and kindling if you merely cup your hands around it.
        Carry a zippo for everyday use if you want, but get a brick of BICs for trade and emergencies. You can toss a BIC in a drawer and it will always work when you come across it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >BIC

          Rambo detected.

          If you cant use a fire steel you are literally dead meat. What you gona do cupcake? have 10 fricking backpacks with lighters with you just to start a fire?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            2 is 1 and 1 is none.
            if you don't have a few bics, then you're doing it wrong.
            you should have a few methods. and bics are dirt cheap and work, so why shit on it?
            or are you one of the nerds who will just fricking die of infection because they want the pure friction fire method and nothing else and then your little fairy hands get infected.

            What if you just steal a bunch of supplies from someone who died? You didn't kill them, someone else did and all their food is just gonna rot in their fridge otherwise. Wouldn't scavenging in some kind of similar ways be possible?

            you need to have friends to be a scavenger, pic related, and a good read.

            What’s the best OS to pair CHIRP with?

            I've got chirp on Pi, Mint and win7, if that's what you mean.

            Explain why people have such a hardon over bao fengs?
            Is it because you can listen to encrypted shit like military and cop?

            Nah, not even close, they are a good disposable cheap and powerful handheld that a lot of credited radio nerds hate because of the wattage and the fact that you can program it and it's not channel locked.
            in the grand scheme of it, there are plenty of better handhelds, but you'll have to fork out some serious cash for it.
            Also, a higher wattage

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your attempt to dickwave is quite funny. Seriously having a bic could be life and death compared to a fire steel in winter. Are you a fricking moron? yes.....yes you are.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This is a thread for real survivors. I most ask you to go back to facebook. Off you go.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are literally so cool you shit on a thing that makes instant fire in bad weather over spending extra time trying to make a perfect condition to make a spark light some dry shit. A bic lighter takes up next to no room and is way more useful in a survial situation. Good luck trying to light damp kindling in the rain with your little spark stick Macgyver you absolute fricking bellend. Just get over your cool true survivor ego for a second and wake up you fricking spastic. I dont understand why you would even bother arguing this point aside of your autism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Let him rub his sticks together for 4 hours, you can loot his frozen corpse.

                But you will need like 1000 30 liter buckets to grow potato for a year or something. Maybe try to dig a farm some where?

                Pic related

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok. so one of these gives you food enough for 1 week or something? so you need 50-100 of them?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You understand shit is cyclic, right?
                You also understand that it might start with potatoes, but once you've got them in the ground, you might start doing something else, before you know it, you've got a bunch of shit good to go and self sufficiency is +1.
                Potatoes are a good way to start, as are tomatoes, doesnt matter what you do, as long as you're doing somethin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >cyclic

                i live in an arctic enviroment. i literally got 5 monthts to grow everything i need to make it true the winter or im dead.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                See:

                Also, handy shit and very underutilized shit for real prepping is KNOW YOUR LOCAL FLORA AND FAUNA.
                there is detection apps for your phone that'll help you to start out, maybe when out for a walk with the dogs, just be the creepy guy taking pictures of weeds until you know what they are, learn what they're good for, what their uses are.

                You'd be surprised how much useful shit you walk by every day that just grows wild, and i don't mean just edibles, i mean for antiseptics, analgesics, even basic shit for firestarting, tool care, patchin clothing, waterproofing, even the skin of some mushrooms are a natural antiseptic bandage that will mould to your skin.

                >KNOW YOUR LOCAL FLORA AND FAUNA.
                knowing what works for you and your situation is different from anyone else, if you can't fathom growing potatoes in your fricking tundra, then figure out what works for you, your fricking swedish though, you'll be barking like a dog for the orc hordes long before you need to worry about what tubers to grow anyway

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Buy bacon ground beef stew meat carots potatoes dehydrated potatoes dry beans oatmeal flour corn meal oil vegetable shortening and baking powder dry eggs and milk, you can make simpke breads tortillas etc. You'll want to store up at least half pound of dry ingredients per person for each day 1 month 60 pounds and then canned food and the meat, store in mason jars with desiccant pack and freeze for 3 days to kill larva then store in any cool dry place out of sunlight freeze your meat in freezer bags all air out good for at least year maybe two

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fatty cuts of meat or suet, dried meat, get some oats and shit, learn to make pemmican.
                it tastes like shit unless you go glamping pemmican and start adding shit that dies, honey is good, but pemmican is a frickin energy bar when SHTF, and you can make a nice stew from it.

                He's just sandy because hes Swedish and this thread has gone a bit wayward. Either way I will contribute this.

                https://www.naturalnavigator.com/books-and-library/how-to-read-water/

                https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-walkers-guide-to-outdoor-clues-and-signs/tristan-gooley/9781444780109

                Both of these books are pretty good to get you going especially as a Brit/Euro you will find some use from them.

                Also the main book to have is the Collins SAS survival guide
                https://www.amazon.co.uk/SAS-Survival-Guide-Collins-Gem/dp/0004701674

                Cheers

                Cheers, i'm pretty clued up on it, I was recce for a while and do bushcraft shit on the side now.
                the SAS guide is pretty good, I've had that for years, i forgot it existed, but i've never seen the "how to read water" one, i'll have a look

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a horticulturalist and I I can brew beer/wine and so on. I figure that growing and making alcohol with give me bartering skills. All brewing is - yeast+sugar = co2 and alcohol. Once you have the basics you can easily make trade items

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Booze
                gmi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >booze
                People are gonna want it and I'll be well equipped to provide it. Making it is easy but making it good is the skill. Back in the days farm workers had strong stout type beers as a 'liquid bread' to keep them working all day and minimises the depression with agricultural work.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Beer built civilization so abso-fricking-lutely

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly.
                skills will keep you alive if SHTF, look at any country that has had a complete economic collapse and most of the time those that survive band together with neighbors/friends and shelter in place, and those with skillsets or a trade become invaluable.
                medical skills, alcohol is always a big one, cooks as well.

                Erbwurst is a delicious food that doesn't need refrigeration. I suggest everyone try it. I made some last night.

                https://www.meatsandsausages.com/sausages-by-country/german-sausages/erbswurst

                I'll definitely try it, thanks anon, the only drawback to pemmican is the taste, it's like a layer of fat paste on your tongue, great in a stew, like I said, but as is or as a trailsnack, it's horrific, so any variation with a better taste is always welcome.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't tried pemmican but it looks pretty gnarly. Erbwurst is really good just throw a chunk in water and boil it for 10 minutes or so. Hardest part is not eating it all in a week.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Po-ta-toes and a still.
                Be sure to get a collapsible metal rocket stove to fire the still.
                Also, pellet guns have much cheaper ammo, and they come with scopes.
                This is great for small game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >pellet guns
                Yes, cheap,small easy to store ammo and dont require much maintenance or a power supply if break barrel hand pump pcp. You can get 1000's of rounds for really not much money and its easy to get rabbits and birds with little effort. Also headshots can do enough damage to a human to keep them at bay from trying to rob/attack you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Also headshots can do enough damage to a human
                Well, I'm a burger, from Texas, even, so I have solutions to human problems.

                >BARS OF SOAP
                I just ordered 10 lbs of lye, is that good enough?

                To make soap, first we render fat. The salt balance has to be just right…so the best fat comes from humans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also, if you're the guy who is making the alcohol, and can trade for a few chickens, you've got as much fuel as you need with the ingredients/ratio I posted
                selling alcohol is great, but if you're the guy that can make the fuel jelly as well, you'll be sorted.

                What, eggshells plus rubbing alcohol equals napalm? Did not know that.

                Yep, makes alcohol jelly which is great for hobo stoves/esbits, i think you americans call it sterno.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Erbwurst is a delicious food that doesn't need refrigeration. I suggest everyone try it. I made some last night.

                https://www.meatsandsausages.com/sausages-by-country/german-sausages/erbswurst

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >100 lbs of potatoes in a week
                Bruh lol lamo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Swedish boy doesn't know what 100lb of potatoes looks like, because he only ever sees what his mother brings down to the basement on a plate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are just angry cuzz i talked about your bad mouth genetics. Go be subhuman some where else pls. This is a place where grownups discuss important things.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously you have nothing to say here and your opinions are dumb. Yeah the flag says UK but I could be be from literally anyway you tard. Never heard of a VPN? Go rub some sticks together and pay half your wages for one beer whilst arabs grenade your town centres. You have contributed literally nothing to this thread that will help anyone aside of how to be a swedish cuck.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A BIC LIGHTER DOSENT EVEN WORK IN AN ARCTIC ENVIROMENT YOU COMPLETE FRICKING DUMBgay. I CAN BARLEY LIGHT A CIGGARETTE WITH A LIGHTER WHEN ITS WINTER TIME OUTSIDE YOU COMPLETE FRICKING DUMBFRICK Black person SUBHUMAN

                Now please go be a homosexual somewhere else.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And your fingers work perfectly fine there, right?
                >imagine not packing some bics in favour of a fricking bit of flint
                here's a hilarious concept, have both.
                you fricking idiot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Smart Brit, invest in both so you can have multiple ways to heat rather then rely on one signature way to get to flame

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                3 ways minimum, that's what I was taught.
                my kit has ferrorods, a few lighters, spare in my drybag, some spare flints for the lighters, firesteel and a firepiston.

                I also make my own petro jelly, pic related, charcloth and hobostoves with cardboard and parrafin wax,

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also
                If you have chickens you can get the calcium acetate from their shells.
                And any flammable alcohol works, if you can make a plant burp, you can make alcohol, if you want to make a bastard dirty version of the fire jelly, you still can, even without amazon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What, eggshells plus rubbing alcohol equals napalm? Did not know that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also man, it depends on your environment.
                Most people live in areas that BIC lighters will be viable for starting fires but not perfect.
                My home state of Michigan will not be as weak to the cold that your projecting.

                Also buy fluid and make your own lighter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dont live in an Arctic enviroment you fricking moron. Sweden is not an arctic enviroment. Maybe you have dexterity issues like dsypraxia caused by your autism and you find the action of lighting a simple lighter a little tricky. Seriously - you sound like you have never even left your house let alone spent even one night in a tent.
                Serious question - what good survial tips have you contributed to this thread so far? None and you are a homosexual as well so otur sven din autistiska cuck bög

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                WELL I KNOW IF A BIC LIGTER WORKS BETTER THEN A FIRE STEEL WHERE I LIVE YOU COMPLETE DUMBFRICK.

                FRICKING BAD GENETIC ANGLO FILTH

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                mate, go to bed you are getting a bit grumpy and no doubt your wifes boyfriend is gonna get disturbed and you probably dont want to upset ahmed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's a fricking moron.
                I have a friend who moved to Sweden with his wife, and he has no issues at all.
                this moron clearly thinks anything outside his mothers basement is the fricking north pole.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's just sandy because hes Swedish and this thread has gone a bit wayward. Either way I will contribute this.

                https://www.naturalnavigator.com/books-and-library/how-to-read-water/

                https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-walkers-guide-to-outdoor-clues-and-signs/tristan-gooley/9781444780109

                Both of these books are pretty good to get you going especially as a Brit/Euro you will find some use from them.

                Also the main book to have is the Collins SAS survival guide
                https://www.amazon.co.uk/SAS-Survival-Guide-Collins-Gem/dp/0004701674

                Cheers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In an artic environment you're gonna need a different plan. Your best bet is studying your history and seeing how your ancestors actually managed in those environments. Take lessons from history. Also frick bics. Plenty of firestarters out there for cheap that will work without fuel and a little knowledge of your flora will help alot when it comes to identifying combustible woods like fatwood.
                Every environment is gonna face a different set of problems but aslong as you have decent you should be fine for the most part.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A few are enough matches are cheaper and have more uses, so best to have both

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Yougaslavia noticer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have dozens of cartons of cigarettes. I’ll be able to trade a couple cigarettes for a piece of ass within DAYS.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thats the best things to store if you want to be the king during the collapse yet not many people talk about it.
          Good secrets are well kept.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why not just grow tobacco? You'll have bawds for the rest of your life.

          >Water. You can't have enough water.
          It literally falls from the sky...

          Not on the western side of the US. The whole southern boarder state will be uninhabitable within 3 months other places won't last much longer without water treatment.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DONT FORGET TOOTHBRUSHES AND PASTE
    that's what charcoal is for, you fricking consoomer.
    pack light, nature provides

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure you stock up on a VARIETY of food. You'll want to an hero after eating nothing but rice and beans for a year. Add some stuff that will last a year or two, but offers something different; peanut butter, some types of candy, bouillon cubes, instant coffee/powdered milk, and most importantly (IMO) vanilla extract (no real expiration on that and it can be used to add flavor to a shitload of different food). Honey too, as a sweetener.
    It's also all going to be pretty good stuff to trade.
    Also remember that you WILL WANT TO HAVE GOOD FRENS YOU CAN TRUST. Your only options when SHTF is to go full lone wolf and shoot everyone who approaches your safehouse, or have a network of frens that you can trade with reliably. Because if anyone else finds out that you've got stuff that they want, they WILL come to try to take it all.
    Do not trade with strangers. Do not go to a post-apocalyptic flea market with a cart full of chapstick and toilet paper to stock up on bullets and peppermint unless you know everyone there, because odds are excellent you'll be followed.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it actually happens and I decide to an hero, instead I'll just travel as far as I can while setting fires every couple of miles. Without fire response teams with the right equipment, I could probably burn down most of the east coast within a year. Just because.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like some kind of demented Johnny Appleseed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Especially if he had a satchel of kudzu bombs that he could fling at the foundation of every Black person domicile he crossed.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Olive oil canola oil peanut butter jelly dry soup buillion red pepper Tabasco pancake mix maple syrup bacon pork chicken beef cheese freeze meat and cheese tight freezer bags canned tomatoes potatoes mushrooms spaghetti sauce spaghetti green beans baked beana goya northern beans peas whatever is good and cheap corn etc

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to hydroponics and stock up on nutrients and seeds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just plant stuff into the earth you dummy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The advantage to hydroponics is that you can hide it. Gardens/crops take up space and are going to be easy to spot. People will try to take it if they can find it.
        Keep your shit hidden or be prepared to shoot literally everyone you don't recognize, for the rest of your life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Raiders? Oh they all died.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I do that too. Benefit of hydro is that you can grow indoors year round.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Aeroponics is good too.
      Make sure the seed is heirloom otherwise you're fricked with the sterile seed Monsanto puts on the market

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate rockwool.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Better off with something reusable like hydroton. Also frick rockwool..

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >toothpaste
    just get baking soda, its like 1/20th the price and has 50 other uses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True but can have both

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water. You can't have enough water.
    You might want to buy a pp kit where you can sledgehammer pipe down 100+ feet.

    Most people don't know, but if you're on a sewer system with city water, your sewage is treated 100% with electric. If there's a collapse, all of it will backup and your faucets will give you notting but sewage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why I shit in the rivers anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Water. You can't have enough water.
      It literally falls from the sky...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not here it doesn't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Haha yeah in Britain not in American southwest do you know how much you flush the toilet? Wash hands do laundry all that water needs to come from city supply in survival that's gone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not everyone lives in a dingy swamp island

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If there's fallout it will be undrinkable

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An ice cream machine and a Playstation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll be running my Nintendo 64 on my generator STILL trying to beat Banjo Kazooie when you homosexuals are starving

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Practice your Kazooie sniping skills.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get a straw hat in case you need one.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pmr446
      >baofeng with standard shit tier antennae
      >ngmi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What’s the best OS to pair CHIRP with?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have it on windows 10.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've used it on windows and Linux, it's pretty straight forward if you have a compatible cable but you have to make sure you push the cable all the way in and that you turn on the radio about half way

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LoRa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Explain why people have such a hardon over bao fengs?
        Is it because you can listen to encrypted shit like military and cop?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cops use a trunking system you can’t really listen unless you get a websdr set up. I might be wrong but iirc you need their radio or build your own. https://hackaday.com/2013/04/25/sdr-as-a-police-and-fire-radio-scanner/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting. I have a normal walkie talkie. Its some really old shitty thing I use to communicate with a family member when we're doing work on our land and we've often had tiny snippets, maybe 4 or 5 seconds at most, or police radio chatter come through. It's never been anything interesting though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Building a sdr is super easy, you can get the dongle for like 40 bucks in amazon.

              Yeah, they use encyrption shit like Tetra systems, you can decode it, there's shit up on github for it, or you can buy motorola systems that have decrypt shit.
              it's a slippery slope when you get into radio shit though, i've recently started getting into HackRF and hijacking DJI drones because they shit data out unencrypted.

              Interesting! Do you have any links I could read more about this?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              more than likely NOT police but shit like taxi firms or construction companies, especially in the UK.

              What is fun though, is POGSAC, if you get that shit up, you can see pager info, and a lot of ambulance callouts.
              I had a riot during the lockdowntimes when watching it and seeing ambulances called out to dudes falling out of trees or girls being dateraped.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.youtube.com/c/NotaRubiconProductions

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, they use encyrption shit like Tetra systems, you can decode it, there's shit up on github for it, or you can buy motorola systems that have decrypt shit.
            it's a slippery slope when you get into radio shit though, i've recently started getting into HackRF and hijacking DJI drones because they shit data out unencrypted.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >HackRF and hijacking DJI drones because they shit data out unencrypted.
              Link scripts for this, ive got a nice aliexpress hackrf bootleg or two and would really enjoy this. Does anyone make a mayhem module for it as well/?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Off the top of my head, check SDRAngel, DragonOS and Ocusync, GNU Radio, Octave, GR-DroneID on github, thats a good start to dive into it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No its just a cool little radio fm stations for music and news Noaa weather and frs and gmrs walkie talkie frequencies emergency bands and some ham repeaters in your area, its cheap good battery life really tiny has a few cool accessories and extra batteries available and antennas are easy to change, best value for the money, 5 watts so you really aren't supposed to use it even for frs and gmrs without a license but you can operate on low power with the included antenna and few people would care if you stick to frs so it pairs with walkie talkies pretty well I got baofeng for myself and a walkie talkie set for my two relatives since that's all they would need but now in emergency we can stay connected over a couple of miles

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get yourself a crossbow in Europe obviously. That will give you a massive advantage. You could probably bag around 10 kills easy. Stay away from large population centres though.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can make toothbrushes from a thickish twig, and toothpaste is basically pointless. You need to remove the crud from them, not put israelite garbage on the teeth. Same goes for soap. You need a good scrubber and water and elbow greese to remove crud, not flowery smelling israelite garbage. And stop removing the hair from your body with little israelite blades while you're at it.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bug repellent ant and roach bait bb gun for pigeons or rope and nets and seed for trapping, sun block, sunglasses chapstick or carmex and Vaseline for fricking anal or dry lips cheeks and nose in heat cold and wind corn starch for making gravy or for rashes baby powder mineral oil or baby oil for jacking off or dry skin mineral oil prevents rust on guns and knives good for sharpening stones and lubes machines protects silver too somewhat shampoo hair conditioner bleach toilet brush Abrams tank cutting torch padlocks chains bicycle tires repair kit bicycle pump penis pump inflatable girlfriend pornomags viagra pez dispenser pez hard candy

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get your meds ready. antibiotiks, aspirin and the like, worm and other parasitic treatments like mebendazo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mebendazole), loperamide, bandage and patches.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But again... what's up?
    Why the apocalypse prepping?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not?
      the idea of prepping is to be prepared, if you only start when shits already happening, then it's too late, you were not prepared.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if you just steal a bunch of supplies from someone who died? You didn't kill them, someone else did and all their food is just gonna rot in their fridge otherwise. Wouldn't scavenging in some kind of similar ways be possible?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good luck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These ppl dont have to prepp. they freaking eat buggs and shit. they cant die from an apocalypse.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah baofeng uv5r works good but a medium antenna makes huge difference

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just dont eat sugar moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know where your calories are going to come from, dumdum.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look like a brit 😀
    buy tools and fishing stuff ! > go to a big lake or river > build a little wood house .
    big lake + good fishing stuff = you have every time eat .
    buy stainless steel pot's > filter water with cotton fabric > cooking that water .
    shit of all stupid survival experts that say buy nasa meals and you don't need fishing stuff , thats your death !
    let's go

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You gonna get piped fo yo fish homie

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A good whetstone, spare laces, cardboard for padding & kindling, Mongols would survive on long raids by sucking the blood from their horses, that works on all creatures, there are just various stages of making blood pudding. Stay hydrated & have fun with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol fricking butthole

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love that the anons in this thread think they're going to have running water and are acting as though a diesel generator might be something that just slipped our minds. You're not gonna last a day after any kind of global disaster.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure to have snares and lots of traps.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    make sure you don't forget your steam deck or you'll be bored during the apocalypse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >make sure you don't forget your steam deck or you'll be bored during the apocalypse
      Finally decent advice and if you get a 1000000mah powerbank you can charge your switch maybe 2,5 times

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        or you can get that stationary cycle that you paddle to charge it.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > get 30 liter buckets

    > seed potatoes

    > and commercial fertilizer (strong focus on potassium)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why potassium?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > get 30 liter buckets

        > seed potatoes

        > and commercial fertilizer (strong focus on potassium)

        I can't tell who the glowBlack person is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LOL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because potatoes love it, lol
        no, srsly, they need it to develop strong and big tubers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But you will need like 1000 30 liter buckets to grow potato for a year or something. Maybe try to dig a farm some where?

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get a road atlas and compass. You may not always have gps.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also, handy shit and very underutilized shit for real prepping is KNOW YOUR LOCAL FLORA AND FAUNA.
    there is detection apps for your phone that'll help you to start out, maybe when out for a walk with the dogs, just be the creepy guy taking pictures of weeds until you know what they are, learn what they're good for, what their uses are.

    You'd be surprised how much useful shit you walk by every day that just grows wild, and i don't mean just edibles, i mean for antiseptics, analgesics, even basic shit for firestarting, tool care, patchin clothing, waterproofing, even the skin of some mushrooms are a natural antiseptic bandage that will mould to your skin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a deck of playing cards where each card describes a different edible plant or fungus. For example, the Queen of Hearts describes how to prepare dandelions, and the 3 of Diamonds describes wild mustard. Really handy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cool. Playing cards and traditional games are important. Chess, checkers dominoes backgammon dice monopoly scrabble stratego risk clue battleship sorry and a million rpg games all cam relieve in long winters or help calm the kids there's sudden emergencies and just long term survival daily life probably too many pol anons forger to enjoy leisure time away from computer frisbee is lots of fun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tabletop is good for learning teamwork, research and strategy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have a massive collection but nobody to play with almost perfectly new old hero quest buck rogers sarlac pit willow cthulu games magic decks dnd basic game tons of dnd minatures but always alone working on computer not the best of health so hard to meet new people so I play chess occasionally against the computer or online i am about entry master level but mostly i just read and work

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          when I was on recce course, a few of us did solo shit for a month, and you'd be surprised how many people crack after a week, the solitude gets to you, no matter how Benicio Del Hunted you are, that repetition of wake up, sort fire, check traps, fix traps, get wood, sort fire, sleep to retain energy blows your mind to shit.
          having little minigames or shit to take your mind off the monotony helps a lot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dad taught me that every kit needs to have dice and cards in them. Even if you have to sacrifice food.
            You can get food.
            You can't get sanity

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              my dad taught me that you don't look at the mantle when poking the fire.
              he was talking about fricking ugly chicks, but it's a good lesson in life anyway

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah toothpaste ofcourse. But in a pinch you can just chew a variety of twigs and use that for brushing.

    Main thing is just seeds and clear escape plan and destination in a worst case scenario. Some matches, lighters etc. Warm clothing, tarps, and then the rest is gonna differ based on where you are headed.
    Cave systems, Forrest, and running water and you're basically set. Just bring people along you trust also since shit sucks alone for extended period of time.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man you guys are fricking morons. the stock market crash prevents hyperinflation. the stock market crash is already happening.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >prevents hyperinflation
      Lol, we have a fed that goes brrrrrrr

      Nothing will prevent the hyperinflation, we’re already feeling it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why did it stop in the 80's then? dumb homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's deflation that we have to worry about, moron.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Floss.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who plans to run away "inna woods" is a homosexual coward tbqh

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    friendly reminder that you will go to hell for your sins if you die without believing the gospel.

    the gospel:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm open to Christianity but I don't know if I can honestly say I believe, so is there a path I can take or any advice you (or whoever) can give to reach faith if it is the truth? I know it's probably up to me to figure out, but it probably can't hurt to ask.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        John 14:6
        Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

        Christianity is the truth, but there are a lot of false christian sects that cosplay as Christianity while deceiving people with false gospels (usually some kind of work salvation). faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God. the best thing to do if you're not a Christian, the best things you should do is to hear the gospel (gospel means good news) and believe it so that you may be saved. i'll link the gospel video and some sermons/documentaries for you to watch anon.

        watch this if you want to be 100% sure of going to heaven.
        the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ:

        documentary explaining why Christ rejecters that say they're israelites are not God's chosen people. talmudic judaism is evil and satanic, and it has nothing to do with Christianity

        "once saved always saved" - a MUST WATCH sermon for people doubting their salvation

        repentance and salvation - another MUST WATCH sermon exposing the widespread "repent of your sins to be saved" heresy that's leading many churchgoers into literal hellfire

        catholic hocus pocus -sermon exposing the heretical practices of the catholic church

        after the tribulation - documentary about the rapture & the end time prophecies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Holy Spirit is all around us and God turns away no man who goes to Him. I did not have the word. I hated it and thought it foolish. Until I sunk real low and prayed in a manner that most "Christian sects" would call blasphemous. I cursed at Him, I blamed Him for evil and then I challenged Him. I said "i think you must be an butthole but if you are truly real and good and just prove it to me and I will follow you." Proof is available for all but it does not come from man. If any reading this is a nonbeliever or has doubts do what I just explained. Do it with intent, do it with all honesty, if you truly want proof you will get it. You might not like how it comes, it will probably hit you like a 4x4. It is far gentler to learn from the book and communion, but some of us demand an ass whooping before we will listen.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soap can be made. Tooth paste can be made from charcoal and finely chopped brich bark. If you can do neither of these you're not gonna make it and humankind will be better off without your city homosexual genes. Best of luck c**ts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tooth paste can be made from charcoal and finely chopped brich bark
      Or just use baking soda.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cheeky frick, go and choke on some swedish meatballs.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BIC LIGHTERS ARE IN EVERY HOME THEY ARE WORTH NOTHING.
    IF YOU TRY TO TRADE THEM YOU WILL GET SHOT FOR YOUR WATCH

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Quit relying on processed bullshit to take care of yourself. Study the plants in your area for both food and medicinal purposes.
    And more importantly learn how to hunt and fish. Prioritize trapping as well.

    Oh, and pour one out for all of us type 1 diabetic anons. We're very fricked if shit hits the fan.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Old spice body wash and axe body spray.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the best prepper advice. Don't be poor

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BARS OF SOAP
    I just ordered 10 lbs of lye, is that good enough?

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cloth and a means to make vinegar so you can wipe your ass.

  64. 2 years ago
    Sage

    > YOU DONT WANA LOOK LIKE A BRIT AFTER A COUPLE OF HARD YEARS

    True tbf.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scissors to cut your hair. Hair care doesn't seem important but it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good tip also shaving soap or bar soap disposable razors safety kind or disposable blades and razor handle or for master tier straight razor sharpening stone leather strop badger hair brush and puck shaving soap hoorah

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ANYTHING ELSE?
    You can learn how to pray chemtrails into non existence. It is probably one of the easiest prayers to get a result from since they are entirely evil.

    There is a specific technique needed to do it right

    (How To Pray)
    https://www.getwisdom.com/download/8270/

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Turn ac off, learn to love drinking piss warm water, try intermittent fasting, spend weeks not talking to other people, reverse your wake/sleep cycle, adjust to navigating in the dark

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello lads, Let me help you out here.

    Food storage rule 1 is store what you eat, eat what you store and rotate, rotate, rotate.

    Food storage rule 2 is food should be kept in cool, dry, dark place. Maybe that's a basement. Maybe a pantry. Maybe it's a root cellar. (You lucky dog.) Or Maybe it's a cabinet in your bedroom. Regardless, choose the coolest, dryest, darkest place in your abode and that's where your food should be stored.

    Food storage rule 3 is to package your provisions in such a way as to keep it safe from pests and varmints.

    Food storage rule 4 is to pack a variety and don't forget spices and sweeteners such as honey and syrup.

    Things I personally need to stock up on:
    --Food grade storage buckets
    -- A smoker
    --Mason Jars and extra lids
    --Non-hybrid seeds
    --Food grade storage buckets
    --#10 cans powdered milk
    --#10 cans powdered butter
    --#10 cans powdered eggs
    --Propane
    --Gas
    --extra parts for vehicles and machinery
    --Dog food
    --Aluminum Garbage Cans
    --First Aid stuff
    --Tobacco
    --Alcohol

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pliers two pair, Knives of all kinds and sizes, you can never have too many kinds i like having a small old timer type knife for hobbies and packages, a Leatherman with pliers, and a cooking knife and a kabar with plain edge or a bowie but a leatherman or folding knife or amy kind is super important, good whetstone set to keep sharp any oil will work on the stone, i prefer mineral oil unless it's a waterstone, in this case use water and spray with alcohol and dry in front of fan or in sun to prevent mold

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      On the note of pliars, fencing pliars are about the best "multitool" imaginable. I keep a pair of linesmans and a pair of fencing pliars in my truck and a pair of fencing pliars in my bob.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah your gonna need about 15 families to help you defend yourself from the local police force that comes to evacuate you to the town center and confiscate your hoard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toothpaste is negligible. Get baking soda. The money that could be spent on toothpaste should go to more baking soda, which can serve as a tooth paste and isn’t an easy thing to make on your own.
    If trying to prepare for stuff, treat everything as if it needs to be multi use.

    This is assuming that you just woke up to the danger ahead today.

    If you’ve got your shit already planned and taken care of, yeah, don’t forget toothpaste.

    But if you only have 500$ to spend on stuff, think smartly because you can’t just frick around like it’s 2014 anymore.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DONT FORGET BARS OF SOAP
    Yeah, I don't want to smell like the French

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    batteries, flashlights, bulbs/LEDs, candles (tea lights are cheap)
    solar panel charger thing
    water purification stuff, enough for like a year
    books, kindle, hoard data
    spare phone
    LED flashlights
    heavy amounts of dried/canned goods (hit every foodbank in your city every month or invest at least a few hundo in foods + liquids (don't forget spices and electrolytes, for example buy Tang or Gatorade powder or the raw materials for them)
    first aid supplies including multiple months of any prescription meds you need
    lots of books + movies
    a healthy relationship with God or whatever your conception of the Divine Creator is

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dog food.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of fantasy disaster do preppers envision where they can defend thier hoard by themselves with an ar15. The local goverment is not going to leave you alone to fend for yourself in 90% of SHTF scenarios, for better or worse. Unless you have an underground squatters cabin hidden in the national park, the newly formed mallitia will come for you.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure you have paper and pens to write with. Get a big 100ct box of the Bic pens and several thousand sheets of copy paper.
    Writing information down is one of the most valuable things, and prevents you from having to remember important shit. You can also write to starve off boredom.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't use any soap for about 3 weeks, you will smell bad at first but just use a sponge and water. Your body will bounce back to its natural oils and you will never look back.
    >inb4 source, I haven't used body wash in about 6 years, no bad smell or nothing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sand and salts are good for getting excess oils off/out of your hair

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prep for what's coming

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bars of soap
    Learn to make your own soap. Record the directions in a non-digital format.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    make sure to use your charcoal from the campfire over the fluoridated poison our dentists fervently recommend

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I forgot is fishing hooks, i have pounds of smaller ones at this point, you can pick up 100 for like $2, it's just second nature at this point to throw some in the cart whenever I see them. Ive tried gouges and homemade hooks and there is just no comparison, well worth the money while you have the chance. I also have around 30 10/0 hooks, I bought a 2 pack to make a fish gaff and immediately realized the value they have considering all combined they might take up the space of two decks of cards. Completely useless to fishing (in my area) but it turns trying grab i slippery fish with cold hands into a gross motor movement.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too old to grunt through Armageddon. 2 months and I'll start murdering the country club crowd. If I go before that, oh well. Living near a first strike target makes it kinda pointless to worry about hanging around for too long. Almost 50% of my area lives in severe poverty so hoarding for them doesn't interest me, either.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a solar panel to recharge your laptop, you will finally have time to play ARC.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly you can even skip the paste, brushing off the plaque will help tons. Just remember to brush your teeth!

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best thread on the entire board
    don't you Black folk have anything else to add
    or will this get slid by a troony thread

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't want to look like a brit you don't attempt to subsist on grains and cakes and beans, OK? It's that simple.
    >not familiar with Weston A Price
    ngmi

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f no mention of slingshots
    unfrickingbelievable
    slingshots will bag you small game
    become familiar with one and youll attain deadly accuracy too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely, but the bands wear out on rubber band slingshots. For long term you got to go old school and use plain rope or a sling instead. Also blow guns work well against small birds and mice. But I'd rather use a bb gun for that. Blowguns seem cruel in a way.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys need a radiofrequency detector ASAP. It is fricking INSANE how high the levels are.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christ told me to not worry about prepping. Picrel

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've kinda thought about it and I think you either live on a homestead right now and prepare for SHTF by living like it already did, or you just store a few months' worth of supplies and plan to join the war parties if anything goes longer than that.

    The main thing to avoid is just the initial chaos where nobody knows what the frick is happening. If you can make it a month or two, you'll get an idea of what the frick is happening and then can make intelligent choices from there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we're all going to die in 11 days from hydrocarbon exposure anyway.
      h2s fallout will the the true killer, no matter where you are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >we're all going to die in 11 days from hydrocarbon exposure
        >h2s fallout will the the true killer
        Elaborate further, i see no reason to expect the spontaneous generation of lethal concentrations of hydrocarbons or h2s at the atmospheric level and would like to hear your reasoning.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Elaborate further

          Jews

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another Blow to the US Food Market: Fire Breaks Out at a Food Processing Plant West of Waupaca County in Wisconsin
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/06/another-blow-us-food-market-fire-breaks-food-processing-plant-west-waupaca-county-wisconsin/

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you want something to barter, booze and smokes.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oldgay here. I think most people on pol are fricking gay, but you guys are alright. Looky here, this shit is going to go down hard and fast. No slow burn. People are dumb and worthless, so you don't have to hunker down long. 12 weeks will kill about 50% of people, another 30% within 12 months. It's going to be fricking nuts. The biggest threat will be organized looting, like blm riots, but targeting residential homes. dumb animals but a whole shit ton of them like Mogadishu in 93. Be prepared to outlast and inflict maximum casualties. God's speed. blog post out.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got a pound of dried marijuana , bottle of wine and tequila
    50 rounds of what chambers in my pistol
    I’m showing out the first night of mad max thunderdome

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spores and poppy seeds

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