Post WWIII map Posted on March 16, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor Future European colonies in America according to reddit
Ey, why tf doesn't Norway get a piece?
Cuz fuck you, why should you get a piece if you never even joined the EU?
>Norway gets nothing
>UK does NOT get its colonies back but a random piece of german occupied mid west
>New England goes to fucking poland
Why did Croatia get a square meter of land?
Croatia should have got all the coastline to spite the Bosnians
At least make it interesting and not random you gypsy.
Give alaska to Russia
Southwest to Mexico
Mississippi and Louisiana will be africa
Minnesota will be Somalia
Maine will be france/quebec
Florida is Spanish you gays
Nouvelle France Mk II
So is Puerto Rico we have loyal to the Spanish Empire. Long live Puerto Rico, always Spanish. Long live Spain!
It's no joke, this is how your country is going to be chopped up! Bow and kiss the ring, or foot, or penis? Wew, good luck!
It would be peak soul if America got divided up like this amongst european countries tomorrow.
Moldova gets cucked out of sea access yet again, but at least we get decent sized land this time, Montana here I come baby
I hate americans
>important cities in each area of America are substituted for the largest/mst important cities in the European country which covers it
Can somebody translate this Pajeet drivel into English?
wondering the same thing. what the fuck is this map meant to convey? from what i can tell its
>we put random countries with their respective cities in random places
>colors my area but no one claims it.
Feels bad bros.
Which one is that? NJ or Pennsylvania?
Ohio/Pennsylvania border area.
Does it have any ocean access?
Nevermind, this anon got it. It's Hungary. Cool, I can sit around drinking plum pálinka all day. Neat.
Bro, you're in Italy. Rome on the map is Cleveland. You're to the east of it if you're in EP. The eastern border of the purple country is somewhere around I-77 or St Clairsville.
That's independent America
Morocco is not in Europe
Albanians and Kosovars are not even human (Serbian Kosovars are, Albos not)
The worst thing on this planet are the garden gnomes
The second worst thing is Albanians
So we should genocide them in that order as well
Why the fuck does Bulgaria get Alaska? Give that shit to Norway or some shit.
>according to reddit
according to reddit man with boobs is a woman
Because OP is a retard and cropped off the title that explains what the fuck this map is.
>France gets 2 Disney World out of 3 existing worldwide.
You're next Japon.
Why would all these shithole countries end up taking over the US?
We are not interested in your nation centered around morons.
READ THE TITLE OF THE MAP
imagine thinking france could conquer florida, or any of the south really. they would have to stop and take care of all the begging morons along the way while simultaneously being fired on by them, what a disaster it would be haha.
France will conquer with nukes 🙂
Not to mention the rednecks.
Cajuns might welcome them though. They are brethren, come to think of it.
It'll be like two countries that divide it up. But it'll go to a conjoining of Canada, USA, and Mexico and circulate the Amero.
Upper Peninsula is rightful Finnish clay.