>PING. >Japanese soldiers, now alerted to your location, descend upon you with katanas

>PING
>Japanese soldiers, now alerted to your location, descend upon you with katanas
What do you do?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not worry because theres not way takeshi could hear the ping after being shelled by artillery, shot at by the machine gun on the ridge, and of course my garand

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nudge the guy on the MG next to me
    >Cover my ears

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Surrounded by japs on all sides
    >no time to reload
    >traded my bayonet for cigarettes
    >forgive me Browning-sama, but I must use my full power
    >before Tojo and his boys can even unsheathe their katanas I've fired seven rounds from my 1911
    >every slant eyed Jap on the island is instantly vaporized
    >missed two shots, Nagasaki and Hiroshima are obliterated and the government has to make some bullshit up to cover for me
    >spend the next several decades fricking the wives of men I killed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >unsheathe my 1911
      >The force of such an act causes Asian women in a 1000 mile radius to only go after American men
      >Fires first shot
      >12 Tojos instantly die as .45 caliber round over-penetrates leaving gore behind
      >Fire at running japs but miss because the recoil liquidized my arm and accidentally hit an allied battleship, sinking it
      >Enemy gets above max range of 1911, 10 feet, so I fire a round into the forest, which causes an inferno that spreads killing all the Japanese on the island
      >I sheathe my gun, knowing that America and Lord Nobunaga have been avenged

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can i get the source of that webm? that looks cool as frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cannikin (5 Megaton Nuclear Device Amchitka, Alaska). Excerpt from "Atomic Journeys: Welcome to Ground Zero".

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Japs thought they heard a ping
    >it was actually me tossing a spent clip and my rifle is loaded and ready to go

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hears ping
    >they think someone is calling their name

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sledge-chan O:

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "ping" isn't a Japanese name.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it's racist on purpose.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Against chinks, you're being racist wrong.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's racist against japs for equating them to chinks.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's WW2 where you wouldn't make that mistake.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >*PING*
                >"actually it's Tanak-"
                >*BANG*

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    make me wonder
    would american ever do anything if japan never bother to bomb pearl harbor but still invading all the SEA anyway?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not unless they still invade the Philippines and other US held Pacific territories. Britain might get pissy and yell at us to help their holdings in India, Indonesia, and potentially Australia if in this alternate timeline Japan gets that far. I'm certain Japan would've overstepped their bounds eventually. That or Britain b***hes at us enough that we get involved to get them to shut up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >That or Britain b***hes at us enough that we get involved
        Considering Britain itself was being attacked and we didn't directly intervene, we wouldn't do shit for their colonies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not unless they still invade the Philippines and other US held Pacific territories. Britain might get pissy and yell at us to help their holdings in India, Indonesia, and potentially Australia if in this alternate timeline Japan gets that far. I'm certain Japan would've overstepped their bounds eventually. That or Britain b***hes at us enough that we get involved to get them to shut up

      Japan could never win even against just the bongs alone. Jap momentum was already broken by the time we began to eet in open battle and curp stomp em. War would take an extra year at most but it’d be won regardless. US war materials and aid from its massive industry was the ultimate tipping point for the allies, US troops was just a bonus on top.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >curp stomp
        how old are you, champ?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reload? It takes like 5 seconds max

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reload.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest piece of fuddlore to ever exist

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pull out my 1911

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd use a frickin AR not that wood piece of shit those nips would be conquered in a week if me and my boys hit those islands hot and saucy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the wood is merely the stock, boy

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fake ping
    >jap starts to rush my position
    I miss this game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do not expect any developer to capture the lightning in a bottle joy that was RS1. How fricking skilled do you have to be to make the Japs the more fun faction to play? Yeah garand is nice and all but tenno heika banzai muddafukkkaaaaaaa monopod rifle best rifle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YEWPRiY.jpg

      I do not expect any developer to capture the lightning in a bottle joy that was RS1. How fricking skilled do you have to be to make the Japs the more fun faction to play? Yeah garand is nice and all but tenno heika banzai muddafukkkaaaaaaa monopod rifle best rifle.

      There is a full server every weekend.
      Banzai charges, Battotai and jap larping on voip guaranteed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i prefer RO maps more
      there is nothing quite like finally looting some sick mp40 as slav grunt just to get TK cause LE GERMAN GUNZ holding man

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    teleport behind them

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unsheathe my 1911
    >The force of such an act causes Asian women in a 1000 mile radius to only go after American men
    >Fires first shot
    >12 Tojos instantly die as .45 caliber round over-penetrates leaving gore behind
    >Fire at running japs but miss because the recoil liquidized my arm and accidentally hit an allied battleship, sinking it
    >Enemy gets above max range of 1911, 10 feet, so I fire a round into the forest, which causes an inferno that spreads killing all the Japanese on the island
    >I sheathe my gun, knowing that America and Lord Nobunaga have been avenged

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/RdfInOv.jpg

      [...]

      same
      gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        gay
        Got

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Reload 2-5 times before they even reach me

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >take an enblock off the ground
    >bang it on my helmet
    >japs run out at me
    >fire only 2 shots, each goes through half the Jap squad
    >spend the rest of the fight collecting me some jap gold

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You just fired 8 rounds of trdy ought six.
    >Everyone is deaf
    >You don't hear the ping b***h
    ~Clint smith , 1945 colorised

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >jap who's 1/8th fox can hear the ping from over 500 years away
    >however he's just been killed by artillery and his normal nip friends are deafened by being on the business end of 100 .30-06 rifles

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have a full magazine
    >calmly say to my Japanese enemies, "ping~~"

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just order artillery, mop up with flamethrowers. GG EZ

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do?
    BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PING BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The ping is really not that loud

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fix bayonettes.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >PING
    >Japanese soldiers, now alerted to your location, descend upon you with katanas
    >What do you do?
    I reload while the rest of the platoon keeps shooting, the slogan was not meant to be taken literally...

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think the gun shot gave me away first.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they took the bait so now the time comes for a good hosing from the thompson. i then retrieve my clip to hopefully do it again

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >PING
    Why would I yell their name like that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That caught me off guard.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Flammenwerfer ofcourse

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