>PING
>Japanese soldiers, now alerted to your location, descend upon you with katanas
What do you do?
>PING. >Japanese soldiers, now alerted to your location, descend upon you with katanas
>PING
>Japanese soldiers, now alerted to your location, descend upon you with katanas
What do you do?
not worry because theres not way takeshi could hear the ping after being shelled by artillery, shot at by the machine gun on the ridge, and of course my garand
>Nudge the guy on the MG next to me
>Cover my ears
>Surrounded by japs on all sides
>no time to reload
>traded my bayonet for cigarettes
>forgive me Browning-sama, but I must use my full power
>before Tojo and his boys can even unsheathe their katanas I've fired seven rounds from my 1911
>every slant eyed Jap on the island is instantly vaporized
>missed two shots, Nagasaki and Hiroshima are obliterated and the government has to make some bullshit up to cover for me
>spend the next several decades fucking the wives of men I killed
can i get the source of that webm? that looks cool as fuck
Cannikin (5 Megaton Nuclear Device Amchitka, Alaska). Excerpt from "Atomic Journeys: Welcome to Ground Zero".
>Japs thought they heard a ping
>it was actually me tossing a spent clip and my rifle is loaded and ready to go
>hears ping
>they think someone is calling their name
Sledge-chan O:
"ping" isn't a Japanese name.
Yes, it's racist on purpose.
Against chinks, you're being racist wrong.
It's racist against japs for equating them to chinks.
It's WW2 where you wouldn't make that mistake.
>*PING*
>"actually it's Tanak-"
>*BANG*
make me wonder
would american ever do anything if japan never bother to bomb pearl harbor but still invading all the SEA anyway?
Not unless they still invade the Philippines and other US held Pacific territories. Britain might get pissy and yell at us to help their holdings in India, Indonesia, and potentially Australia if in this alternate timeline Japan gets that far. I'm certain Japan would've overstepped their bounds eventually. That or Britain bitches at us enough that we get involved to get them to shut up
>That or Britain bitches at us enough that we get involved
Considering Britain itself was being attacked and we didn't directly intervene, we wouldn't do shit for their colonies.
Japan could never win even against just the bongs alone. Jap momentum was already broken by the time we began to eet in open battle and curp stomp em. War would take an extra year at most but it’d be won regardless. US war materials and aid from its massive industry was the ultimate tipping point for the allies, US troops was just a bonus on top.
>curp stomp
how old are you, champ?
Reload? It takes like 5 seconds max
Reload.
Biggest piece of fuddlore to ever exist
Pull out my 1911
I'd use a fuckin AR not that wood piece of shit those nips would be conquered in a week if me and my boys hit those islands hot and saucy.
the wood is merely the stock, boy
>fake ping
>jap starts to rush my position
I miss this game
I do not expect any developer to capture the lightning in a bottle joy that was RS1. How fucking skilled do you have to be to make the Japs the more fun faction to play? Yeah garand is nice and all but tenno heika banzai muddafukkkaaaaaaa monopod rifle best rifle.
There is a full server every weekend.
Banzai charges, Battotai and jap larping on voip guaranteed.
i prefer RO maps more
there is nothing quite like finally looting some sick mp40 as slav grunt just to get TK cause LE GERMAN GUNZ holding man
teleport behind them
>unsheathe my 1911
>The force of such an act causes Asian women in a 1000 mile radius to only go after American men
>Fires first shot
>12 Tojos instantly die as .45 caliber round over-penetrates leaving gore behind
>Fire at running japs but miss because the recoil liquidized my arm and accidentally hit an allied battleship, sinking it
>Enemy gets above max range of 1911, 10 feet, so I fire a round into the forest, which causes an inferno that spreads killing all the Japanese on the island
>I sheathe my gun, knowing that America and Lord Nobunaga have been avenged
same
fag
Fag
Got
>Reload 2-5 times before they even reach me
>take an enblock off the ground
>bang it on my helmet
>japs run out at me
>fire only 2 shots, each goes through half the Jap squad
>spend the rest of the fight collecting me some jap gold
>You just fired 8 rounds of trdy ought six.
>Everyone is deaf
>You don't hear the ping bitch
~Clint smith , 1945 colorised
>jap who's 1/8th fox can hear the ping from over 500 years away
>however he's just been killed by artillery and his normal nip friends are deafened by being on the business end of 100 .30-06 rifles
>have a full magazine
>calmly say to my Japanese enemies, "ping~~"
Just order artillery, mop up with flamethrowers. GG EZ
>What do you do?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PING BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
The ping is really not that loud
Fix bayonettes.
>PING
>Japanese soldiers, now alerted to your location, descend upon you with katanas
>What do you do?
I reload while the rest of the platoon keeps shooting, the slogan was not meant to be taken literally...
I think the gun shot gave me away first.
they took the bait so now the time comes for a good hosing from the thompson. i then retrieve my clip to hopefully do it again
>PING
Why would I yell their name like that?
That caught me off guard.
Flammenwerfer ofcourse