Pick one:. 1) UFO's are US military aircraft

Pick one:

1) UFO's are US military aircraft
2) UFO's are only interested in English speaking countries of the West b/c the rest don't matter

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americans don’t even realize that they are the population primed for the arrival of “aliens” that will tell them to unite the world under one government, eat bugs, own nothing and be happy. It’s hilarious, shit like this wouldn’t fly in any other country, but muttmen believe anything and project their beliefs on all their vassals.

    On a more serious note: Americans are fricking stupid. I recently talked to an American colleague who said Israel must defend its borders. When asked where Israel’s borders are he couldn’t even find the fricking country on a globe. Fricking unreal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely malding.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Americans, by-in-large, ARE stupid goycattle though. And if you can't see this, you are among the slaves or the slavers. Which is it?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thirdies think making youtube comments is ‘talking to Americans.’

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm american, and this is sadly true. Existence is suffering. I'm not even very smart, I just have basic pattern recognition and common sense, and my friends call me smart. I'm a fricking midwit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Brown or yellow?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm a midwit
            >but please take my opinion as truth
            Sounds about right.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These hundreds of times I spoke to a foreigner and they were totally braindead. Europeans were the worst.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By hundreds you mean never and by spoke you mean thought about a lot.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I've probably actually met thousands are moronic foreigners

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’ve never been outside of your shithole state.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then everyone clapped.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans, by-in-large, ARE stupid goycattle though. And if you can't see this, you are among the slaves or the slavers. Which is it?

      kys, shitskin and state your nationality, in this order

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am from a country you couldn’t find on a map either, mutt man. Go on, point out Lichtenstein on a map, half Black.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a tax haven between two tax havens. Big whoop. Now go be moronic and insufferable amongst your own insufferable moronic people

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Noooooooo, you must pay taxes

            lmao, just wtf happened to Americans?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are pretty cool and he is right that way to many US people do not know shit about the outside world. What is also true is that they do not need to, to be honest.
            What allways surprises me is the widely oscillating quality of anything in the us.
            Horrible crime here, horrible infrastructure there or horrible school districts. But the best of the best in other places. Probably also a reason people get mad and feel cheated when they see so closely it could be better.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't care care about your idiotic recycled european opinions

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >way to many US people do not know shit about the outside world. What is also true is that they do not need to, to be honest.
              I can guarantee you if you asked a random, average European where Saskatchewan or Nebraska were on the map they wouldn't know where they are either. Like you said, you don't really need to know much about the outside world to go along with your day-by-day unless you're literally in the tourism industry, archaeology, geography, politics, or sourcing some sort of materials not found in your home country.

              Europeans know where a lot of places in and around Europe are because going across a single country in Europe is typically only a few hours if you drive in a straight line with a few exceptions. Going across Lithuania is only about three hours and if you live in Germany you could reach France in ten hours according to Google. Driving in a straight line for like seven hours gets you out of one single state in the US and that's on the smaller tier of states.

              As an American I know where a majority of the major European countries are on a map but do you think I know where a majority of the smaller ones are? Hell no. I know the general area of Finland, Sweden, and Denmark but I have no idea which is which. I had to learn where all 50 states were for my state's exam to get past 7th grade I recall, but do you think I know where anywhere but Michigan (The mitten), Ohio (Haha, you're in Ohio), Illinois, Wisconsin, New York, California, and Texas are like 20 years later? Do you know how little I have to use that information in my day-to-day basis?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >(Haha, you're in Ohio)
                YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT PEOPLE FROM OHIO.......

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You fool, you amateur, you absolute buffoon. True intellectuals (such as myself) spend their time memorizing state/national borders so that, when the time comes, we are able to point to every random western square state or tiny european country on a map. If you don't bother doing this it is because you are stupid, not because being able to point to Luxembourg on a map will literally never benefit you in any way.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unreal that I get the country your brown ass is larping as as the last one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him, I've been to lichtenstein a few times and met up with a femboy there. Was that you?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you can't find Lichtenstein you are moronic. It's tiny and sandwiched between two countries that want to be Germany. It even sounds like a fictional Bavarian state. Point out Iowa on a map without labels.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have him point out nebraska

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >can't even spell Liechtenstein
          Ironic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jokes on you, i'm American and i visited Lickmystain when i was in a high school field trip. Most boring and puny country i've ever seen with my own eyes. Little Swiss boys who think they're special... hohoho

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's people living in Lichtenstein??

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah a femboy I went on a couple dates with.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Brags about being from the worst part of Switzerland
          Cmon, tell me about how it's an independent country.
          Tell me that a state with no army, that depends on a neutral state to defend it's borders is sovereign.
          The only reason Switzerland didn't annex you is that it would require a constitutional convention.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm an American and I know it's spelled Liechtenstein, you fricking ape

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        free American unlike you
        you can't even look to your left or right and asses properly, your mind isn't even free
        gtfo my country Black personhomosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >IM SPEIAL

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basierter Monarchist.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound brown tbh.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aint no alien squid never called me Goy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone broke the magabot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. American moronation is breathtaking.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm patiently waiting for the moment americans become so moronic that they forget how to breath. It'll be pretty soon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm patiently waiting for the moment americans become so moronic that they forget how to breath. It'll be pretty soon.

        >somehow have best military
        >somehow have best economy
        >somehow have most nobel prizes
        >somehow have invented 90% of important things in the modern age
        >somehow moronic
        call it moronism all you want, whatever it is, it works.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are correct on all your points, also in that the us is kind of moronic
          i mean, like 15 percent of your population believes PrepHole shitposting about the elite being immortal demons living off baby blood and half your population believe the elections were somehow rigged
          so yes, the us is the pillar of the modern western world, but also kind of moronic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post gun with timestamp
            The gunless have no opinions or voices worth hearing.
            The unarmed are not human (and nothing done to them is a crime)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 bait

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i bet you stuffed your face with McDonalds as a child, you satellite state resident. The absolutely MASSIVE and stinking wiener of America SWAYS side to side in your mind, rent free.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the fakest gayest post on the planet
      First of all, every American has been trained since birth that if aliens come, we're going to let them blow up New York, then kill the shit out of their entire species
      Second, everyone knows where fricking Israel is, why are you making shit up

      [...]

      This is Pax Americana. The United States is literally the most powerful, most influencial empire in human history. You subhumans are lucky we're so damn humble and aren't making you put up statues of the new Caesar every four to eight years.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and your empire is about to fall, imperialist moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you know that half our money goes to state for social security (i used to have expensive meds, never asked myself if i could afford it), our electric grid (im 30 and can remember at most 2 blackout none due to the grid)
          currently unemployed, still eating well
          what the us ?
          your unemployed are dying on the street from fent (oh the opioid pandemic from people wasting themselves rather than treating themselves), and you need to carry guns in the streets to feel secure
          sure i have less disposable income, but the quality of life is alien to a us person

          lol no
          Keep malding, shitskin, your irrelevant backwater will never be a superpower

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All true and the replies prove it.

      This is the fakest gayest post on the planet
      First of all, every American has been trained since birth that if aliens come, we're going to let them blow up New York, then kill the shit out of their entire species
      Second, everyone knows where fricking Israel is, why are you making shit up
      [...]
      This is Pax Americana. The United States is literally the most powerful, most influencial empire in human history. You subhumans are lucky we're so damn humble and aren't making you put up statues of the new Caesar every four to eight years.

      >everyone knows where fricking Israel is, why are you making shit up
      This is just a complete rejection of facts. Americans by and large think they're the center of the universe, as evident from this thread.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DGw0ZHW.jpeg

      absolutely malding.

      These hundreds of times I spoke to a foreigner and they were totally braindead. Europeans were the worst.

      >The Netherlands is a UFO hub

      Does this make America the US + England + Dutchland?

      In the first place the USA has the most military aircraft in the world and many people are normalgays who don't know what their country's military aircraft look like and don't care.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The vast majority of UFO reports explicitly involve something to the tune of "and then it did something impossible for any known aircraft". Like fly straight up at a 90 degree angle.

        So unless you think the US or Germans were running around with sound barrier breaking aircraft during WW2 and earlier, the "it was military aircraft all along" explanation is the height of moronation. Social theories or misidentification of astronomical phenomena are far more palatable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          chalk it up to non-pilots having no clue what the flight characteristics they're describing mean, or what the plane actually did

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So what about when actual airplane pilots report things.

            Or the classic WW2 'foo fighter'. See, the actual ignorant and uninformed one here is you, you know nothing of reported UFO sightings - both in what they actually report and how it all fits together (and doesn't fit together). There are multiple theories, with the extraterrestrial hypothesis being only one, and out of all of them "actually US drones/aircraft" is one of the least plausible because it explains absolutely nothing and doesn't match up with any UFO report timeline.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ignoring the fact that stationary ground observers cannot accurately judge the distance, speed or direction of lights in the sky at night; do you think the average person has ANY idea what aircraft are capable of? Unless you go to airshows often, you've likely only ever seen aircraft go in straight lines.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how assblasted you'd need to be to type this out at there mere mention of America, Euros are so cucked by the star-spangled BVLL it's insane

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're eternally butthurt because every single woman in their country rode an American farmboy's giant wiener in exchange for a Hershey bar in 1945

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >inb4 "muh Liechtenstein wasn't occupied"
          Those bawds were sneaking into occupied Vienna to try and get the Grand Slam

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I choose option 3: It's the intersection of a population map with those that have the means or desire of reporting UFOs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The US' population density is fricking tiny. Europe would have to be a fricking lightbulb compared to the US if population density + wealth was the main factor.

      Or Japan
      Or South Korea

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think people realize just how poor Europe is compared to the US, on a GDP/capita basis France is Mississippi tier.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          French mean adult wealth is 320k while American is 580k, for the American mean, you need to take away the top 1% of ... foreigners ... which account for ~40% of total national wealth in private hands in USA, the rate in France is 9% AFAIK.
          Stop claiming other people's achievements for your own.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Stop claiming other people's achievements for your own.
            What exactly do you think America is? By you excluding foreigners who end up living and earning money here your argument doesn't make any sense since they're Americans too.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, lets drop the foreigner thing.
              You are not in your ruling class or the "top 1%" as they go by these days, so you can't pretend that you share in their prosperity.
              A Romanian in 1980s was not rich because the commies drove in Mercedes and flew private, no, he was one of the poorest people on the planet.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GDP/capita
          Is irrelevant since it says nothing of the wealth of the average joe. This map is better.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >US in the same bracket as Germany, Sweden, and South Korea
            While I'd like to go along with this, I doubt this based on Italy being higher. I've seen the place, I know the north and center is well-off enough but I'm not sure it's good enough to make up for the south being a mafia-run shithole. As it is, a lot of Italians living near the Swiss border work in Switzerland to make higher wages and live in Italy where the cost of living is lower. Doesn't make much sense for Switzerland and Italy to be the same color here I think, since part of the north's wealth comes from basically leeching off the Swiss economy. Beautiful country with a lot of different kinds of beautiful women, but I can't seriously believe they're better off than the likes of Germany.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I agree, but I also found that home ownership in Italy is relatively high (74% compared to the US 64%) so a lot of that wealth is bound to real estate. You could be totally out of money but own a 100k home and thus be in the second highest bracket in that chart. But I still think it's a bit SUS for sure

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's what happens when you manipulate data to make your country look better than America, weird shit happens, like how Australia is apparently the richest country in the world

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ufo's are drawn to money

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you know that half our money goes to state for social security (i used to have expensive meds, never asked myself if i could afford it), our electric grid (im 30 and can remember at most 2 blackout none due to the grid)
          currently unemployed, still eating well
          what the us ?
          your unemployed are dying on the street from fent (oh the opioid pandemic from people wasting themselves rather than treating themselves), and you need to carry guns in the streets to feel secure
          sure i have less disposable income, but the quality of life is alien to a us person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, this is why in my Discord servers when there are signal boosts it's always Americans begging for money when they are hit with some bills, an accident, a repair, etc. But never Europeans even if the split on the server is 50/50.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Surely the people who ebeg on discord are perfectly normal representatives of the society they come from. It's obviously society's fault, not that they have a physical requirement to commision 20k worth of furry porn every month and moved 10 hours away from their family to be a failed twitch streamer in California.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If anything, it's an indictment of Europeans, who waste millions of Euros of taxpayer money to enable mentally moronic troons to groom minors on the internet

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Netherlands is a UFO hub

    Does this make America the US + England + Dutchland?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look up schizophrenia frequency.
      It is just germanic shizos seeing shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And that is due to Neanderthal blood, which is also where the "German Autism" "German Engineering" and "German Gay Cannibal Diaper Fur" stereotypes come from.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Netherlands has easily the highest English language proficiency of any non anglophone country

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are a lot of weirdos and eccentrics in the netherlands.
      They even invented a new word to describe people that got stuck going down the rabbit hole: wappies
      also as

      The Netherlands has easily the highest English language proficiency of any non anglophone country

      pointed out high proficiency in english even amongst the moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dutch is closely related to low german and english. Thus the “we hebben ein problem” memes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dat is natuurlijk ook waar maar daar gaat het niet over.
          hollanders zijn gewoon rare mensen en hebben een hele bende zotten en randdebielen
          they also had one of their more promising young politicians slide down into reptiles rule the world shit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like the netherlanda though, lets see how the future goes for them. The integrated navy under dutch command and integrated army hnder german command is a really interesting thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of being massive c**ts the Dutch have nothing in common with us

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corn syrup and diesel fumes are a lethal combo. America is a country of sidewalk dwelling hobo junkies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No gun no opinion

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably U.S Military Aircraft.
    In the 1960s, the U.S. military had jets capable of exceeding Mach 3 speeds, UAVs and in the 70s the CIA revelead to congressmen they had weapons that could fire minuscule darts to induce heart attacks without leaving a trace.
    Imagine what they have now, more than half a century later.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFO's are an American psyop unironically that spread throughout English speaking culture. If you go on UK broadcast television, within the hundreds of available channels there are a few US channels (Yes they get a few) that are basically exclusively built to harvest views from conspiratorial minded morons who believe in ghosts and UFO's. There's one for each, often the ghosts one they go around houses in the dark and create bullshit stories about dead old tenants and spooky noises or talk about supernatural spirits all day, in the UFO one they basically just copypaste /x/'s alien conspiracy list, it's designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator and apparently it works.
    Graphs like OP's are proof that ideas are limited to language, noone else believes in fricking aliens because they don't exist, they see stuff in the sky and think "oh that's probably a plane, a satellite or a star" whereas these morons see any light in the sky as a fricking alien and report it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > psyop
      you mean business model.
      everything is alien and exiting (especially the anal probing). do you want to know more? buy this T-shirt. watch that movie. even mexicans are included and branded as "aliens".... Profit.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is more likely, that aliens for some reason only come to English speaking countries, that US secret military craft only fly to English speaking countries or that people who saw Hollywood movies with aliens see every little thing in the sky as aliens?

    You should be able to solve this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Movies, but then later US conspiracy TV channels.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna pick third worlders are illiterate, didn't have internet access until recently and don't have functioning and/or trustworthy police or organizations to report these things to. This map does not capture Paquito telling his abuella about the lights he saw over the desert hills.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That map in the OP is just "countries where you aren't expected to bribe the police"

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Most UFOs are US experimental aircraft
    2. only 1% of cases are true ayylmaos

    You think Puccia, Chyna and even France will hide UFOs?

    If they only go to Anglo countries explain Australia, Leafland and New Zealand.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Low density low populations, more places to land quietly and not get spotted, obviously.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are all Five Eyes nations, anon. The only non Five Eyes country with a frickload of sightings is Belgium, and guess what's in Brussels...
      >NATO Supreme Allied Command
      It's not a coincidence that the Belgian UFO wave just so happened to correspond with the reunification of Germany and the impending collapse of the Soviet Union. As far as earlier sightings pre-1947, people are stupid as frick and will attribute anything to muh UFOs. I know a glowBlack person supreme in Colorado that's a member of a MUFON chapter that goes out basically to see if these morons can actually spot a real UFO. They have no idea that he was a Major that did his 20 as a flight test engineer at Edwards with an Electrical Engineering degree that now does unmentionable space shit as a contractor for the DoD. He thinks it's hilarious. If anyone I have met may have actually been inside a "UFO", it's Dr. Redacted. Apparently Custer County is a hotspot for sightings because it's a test flight corridor, and they are easy to see at night because the whole area is at 11k+ feet and places like Westcliffe and Crestone make a concerted effort to keep the lights off at night. It's pretty incredible there at night.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Most of what you listed isn't American but whatever, I still like you.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its just a population map of us and england

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are aware that you write in English, right? Right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I write in American, speak American and think American.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      America is the purest Anglo state today, in terms of language and culture.
      Our glorious Constitution and it's Bill of Rights is directly based upon English laws that the people there now have cast away in favor of subservient slavery, the rights we enshrine as sacred were first put forth in the Magna Carta. Our dialect has purged much of the Fr*nch impurities that the UK has been glad to retain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >America is the purest Anglo state today, in terms of language and culture.
        >Our dialect has purged much of the Fr*nch impurities
        >pure
        french word
        >language
        french word
        >culture
        french word
        >dialect
        french word
        >purge
        french word
        >impurity
        french word

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but we don't spell it "cultoure" or "dialequet" or "purj" like britbongs would if they were left to their own devices

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I say "much" and not "all" because if you removed all of it you'd be speaking 4th century German. We're not contrarian enough to go back to speaking medieval dialects (if Jefferson had forced his vision on the country we'd all be speaking Greek instead, and England would be a crater, but what Jefferson wanted was largely out of the realm of reality), but we can remove the excess BS.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Many of the ideals of the founding fathers is directly related to Old Germanic law. The common law of the people. The right of every man to challenge his lord and king if he was wronged in the eyes of the people and the law of the people. England's monarchy and many of its nobles were Norman tyrants into the present actually. While the common people and the courts partly were still following Old Germanic common law. The concept of weregild is still practiced legally in courts, but under a different name. The very basis of common law, law of the common people, comes from Germanic law. It has been abused in some areas in modern times however, infiltrated by case law and corporate corruption (common man vs a corporation without widespread and vocal backing of the people results in a loss for the common man), whereas a man may still win against the state and nation in common courts (man vs United States). Akin to how a Germanic farmer could petition or even directly challenge his Lord or Atheling or King on matters. The Greek city state "democracy" system would not work and would not resemble the system in the US, as the city states had full legal authority over themselves and they did not have to answer to a centralized government, this would be like a state having full legal authority to leave the US whenever it wanted and enter into any alliance or confederation that served it best (which is not the case). The city states themselves constantly switched from tyrants to duly elected officials, and the tyrants actually predominate (which is similar to the US).

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm aware. The early US even followed the prior English common law prescription for its police forces, that being a sheriff's department that would conscript citizens into a posse if the need for a large armed band was necessary (such as fending off outlaws, this was basically a militia drafted up by the police in emergencies) and some constables for more technical legal things that the common person wouldn't really know. There was also a night watch looking out for burglars and other criminals lurking around after dark. They also relied on the "hue and cry" system, whereby actual lawmen would call upon bystanders to assist them in apprehending a criminal who had been witnessed committing a crime. Modern PDs have zero basis in common law or the Constitution, they evolved from metropolitan PDs from the tail end of the 19th century. Most of the current system was drafted up by some homosexual from Berkeley who more or less intended to turn the police into their own little autocracy within the system.
              >The Greek city state "democracy" system would not work and would not resemble the system in the US
              I'm also aware, I'm just noting that Jefferson had a tendency to be like that. Him and some others idealized the Greeks and would variously decry the Romans, the English, and others, wanting to remove those influences wherever possible but not actually doing it. It's probably not too surprising since many in the antebellum South felt the same about the Greeks and sought to emulate them, a lot of antebellum art is based on these classical influences. With these being the way of things even before the American Revolution, it's probably little wonder the Civil War would inevitably happen as those seeking to be like the Greeks would want that state autonomy. It was such a long time coming that even John Tyler, the 10th President of the United States, cheered on the Confederacy when the Civil War broke out, and it's why his portrait isn't in the White House to this day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        English without French is just a mix of German, Dutch, Danish, Norwegian and Swedish you fricking moron!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Danish, Norwegian and Swedish are the same fricking language, and they didn't contribute practically anything to English. Same with Dutch and German. All of these languages are just in the same language family and descended from the same source. French has a bigger influence on the language because they actually conquered and then ruled England.
          Also, French is just Latin mixed with a bunch of sheepfricker peasant languages

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            English to this day is still majority old Teutish words in common speech, between 50-90% Teutish (Germanic is a made up Latin word which itself came from Germanic meaning "spear men", every Germanic tribe called their folk group, Teuts/Deuts/Dutch/Deutsch/Theod). The Danes and Norwegians actually conquered England before the French, and they also conquered much of the Frisian coast as well as the Normans. In 1066, England armies marched north to defeat a large Viking host then immediately marched back south while fatigued to fight the Norman army. The Danelaw areas of England, especially Yorkshire and the northeast coast, were heavily effected linguistically by the Danes directly. Many Norse specific words made their way into broader English from the Danelaw. The French (that is Latin and Greek influence, French is not a real language) influence on English was limited to the upper class for hundreds of years, such that courts in English were held for the common folk by law by the 1300s because no one spoke French. Over time, the Latin vocabulary was slowly adopted more and more into common speech, middle English was still 90% common with Old English, and now modern English is between 50% (dictionary vocab, which is incomplete btw as many OE innovations aren't counted as OE) and 90% (common speech) Teutish/Germanic, the bulk of it from Old English (W T.), followed by a large Dutch (W T.) and Norse (N T.) share. The sole closest people (haplogroup, tongue, and cultural group wise) to the old Anglo Saxons to this day, are the Frisians, followed by the Dutch then by the Danes and Germans. Believe it or not, a lot of north and west Germanic words also made their way into Latin following the fall of the western empire and into Baltic due to it being the tongue of trade in the Baltic for thousands of years. A competent English speaker can learn to read and understand middle and Old English easily, and when they do they also pickup some Dutch and German skills.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cont.

              When we trace the origins of Latin "civilization" we also find something interesting. It was founded solely by ancient Greeks who settled every coast in Italy and re-founded Rome on the Palatine with the Etruscans. The old Italics were not nearly as competent builders of civilization as either of those groups. And the further back we look we also discover that the Bell Beaker folks and the Old Balkans, Old Europe in general, was dominated by a group of folks who specifically clustered with 1) Teuts/Germanics 2) Celts (including Venetic and Italic). These groups once held a loose but connected civilization that spanned all of western, central, southern, and northern Europe. The Celts and Teuts actually share the most common cultural history of any two IE groups and the old Balkan folks (Illyrians) called themselves "Teuto" after their queen which held such a name and title as the leader of the "folk". A direct continuum all the way north to Bronze age and earlier Sweden and Denmark. The Celts proper (northern island and Bell Beaker Celts) as well as their offshoot groups Italics and Venetics shared the same culture at one point as the old Teuts, which was centered over what is now the Alps and modern Germany. All of these groups also group with the ancient Greeks and the Tocharians more distantly. And the old Teutish also had contacts and cultural exchange with the pre-Roman Magyar, as they directly share very specific words and theology with modern and old Teutish, despite being a non-IE group like the Etruscans. Further, the Runic systems of the old Teuts is extremely ancient (individual carvings possibly up to 4000 years old or older), as is the Magyar Runic system (possibly up to 17,000 years old in Europe). There were countless migrations of peoples all over and through Europe since the end of the Younger Dryas, one of the most stable haplogroups in Europe is the macrogroup of Y I (now Germanics, Dinaric Slavs, a rarer "Celtic" group)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >French is not a real language
              french only exists because of the English.
              That is, Anglo Saxon priests treating latin as a dead language (who were imported by Charlemagne) forced Latin and French to diverge into separate languages when previously french was just vulgar latin

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That is partly true. French and Latin still never really diverged, 85-90% of French vocab is purely Latin or Greek (since ancient roman Latin itself borrowed up to 30-50% of its vocab from ancient Greek). When you really study Teutish and Latin words in English you can instantly pick out which words came from where, like which ones came from Greek, Germanic, or Latin. The smallest modern component in all of these is ironically Celtic (the true old tongue of France was non-Italic Celtic and W Teutish). Charles the "great" was actually just another tyrant in a long line of French tyrants to come who sold out his own folkkin for money and power which lead to them losing their urtongue (now using a made up tongue tha twas also forced on the Celts), losing their folkrights, and losing their folk ae. Although the shift to Latin (and Greek) was church dogma before his time (his forbearers also sold out to the church), he just set it in stone by agreeing to accept the churches dogma and power status for himself.

                Most monks were genuinely moronic and made up innovations or fricked up spellings on purpose or by their own ignorance, and most stuck to the dogma of choosing Latin (which was actually 30-50% Greek) over their own urtongues (which also had more words than Latin). Whereas folk tongues spoken by people that could not write actually maintained better translations and word sounds, for example many OE words in andweard English have almost the same if not the exact same sound an meaning they would have had 1500+ years ago without needing to be written down.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I smile myself to sleep knowing this over-the-top, gregarious, chest-thumping self-fellating post is completely, objectively right.
    American exceptionalism is real and the modern, advanced world is borne out of its efforts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hamburg is a city in Germany. You literally eat nazi food and you love it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah? We took nazi rocket scientists and made it to the moon, too.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And what did you do on the moon? took some rocks? nice.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those were some pretty fricking nifty rocks that make thirdies seethe violently for some reason.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              digits

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correction: we spent a trillion dollars to take some rocks just to flex that no other country on earth is even capable of doing so
            We literally made the Moon an American territory. When you look up at the night sky, you're looking up at American property. We literally took the sky from you. We said it was for all mankind, but guess what: we own all mankind.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3. Americans overreport and the rest of the world underreports.
    This is 'reported' UFO sightings, specifically sightings that the observer believed were UFOs and then went and told people. If the observer believed they were something else, then it wasn't reported as a UFO. If they decided not to report because they felt they wouldn't be believed, it wasn't reported.

    Survivorship bias. The UFO phenomenon pre-dates powered flight, so the idea they are US aircraft is an utter absurdity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Survivorship bias. The UFO phenomenon pre-dates powered flight, so the idea they are US aircraft is an utter absurdity.
      Correct. In the modern era the first powered flight and source of modern UFO reporting were Prussian experimentalists in Brazil and California. This included known, named individuals landing and departing in airships of some kind. The Sonora Aero Club, NYMZA and the Mystery Airships of the late 1800s - pic related. This is not including pre-industrial sightings like Nuremburg and flying shields following Roman Legions.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3. The US signed a secret pact with the aliens and withdrew their funding.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    All this cope to conceal that America is a Third World shithole.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3) Aliens took control of the US and other countries at the start of WW2

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Prototype US military aircraft fly mostly in the US
    Incredible

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure most of the UFO sightings are secret military projects
    Maybe with the exception of the spherical UFO's

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most UFO sightings are mundane stuff like birds, drones, balloons etc.

    The US has a stronger UFO culture, so more people are reporting when they see mundane stuff they think are UFOs.

    UFO beliefs were partially inspired by experimental aircraft that some people saw being tested. Some of the recent UFO encounters that weren't just mundane stuff were probably experimental American planes or foreign spy aircraft.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, even the French agencies confirmed that something is happening with the UAP phenomenon as of late.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read somewhere that the Greys have lost their visitation privileges years ago (like 15-20 years ago or something). The Cigarette-Smoking Man and the council he was a member of may have been modeled directly off a real-life extraterrestrial relations management group that handles these things. Maybe there’s a interstellar legal authority which manages the access rights to life-bearing worlds or something like that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do ayy lmaos have to see on this primate world?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Supposedly the Greys are interested in Earth biology.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do not trust greys. There is an active shift ongoing, it has already culminated even, and will begin to appear in our reality more prominently later this year and into next year. The previous alignment was not human aligned, the new one is human aligned, and as such a lot of the old paradigms and illusions will be lifted. The deep state was in bed with the non-human aligned group, so you can see how things might get strange soon. Fear and hate is what the non human aligned group thrives on, the human aligned one thrives on love and truth and free will.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the people who made it only included sources in english. theres been shitloads of sightings in asia daily.

    [...]

    >America has ushered the longest period of peace since the stone age.
    this makes the yurotrash SEETHE. they think having brutal flaying your neighbor, warcirmes for breakfast lunch and dinner civil wars are god given rights.

    >LE HON HON HON, YUROP IS, HOW DO YOU SAY? PEACE, YES.
    only because America is forcing europeans to behave despite their true nature of mindless besital savagery.

    velcro and silly putty were game changers, whether or not people want to admit it or not, as was the 1977 GMC C10 truck.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >known classified aircraft test range is in an area famous for UFO sighting
    It doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
    My favourite example is all the "black triangle" UFOs that were popular in the 80s before the B2 was publicly shown.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The US has had over 20+ UFO reporting NGOs since the late 1940s. Most countries have no UFO reporting NGOs. Of the countries that do have them, the average number is one.

    This indicates a location bias in reporting UFOs, not a predisposition for UFOs to visit the United States.

    Given the long history of UFO sightings stretching back into antiquity, secret US projects are very unlikely to be the source of this phenomenon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it is simply a cultural thing.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3) Aliens only abduct and vivisect Americans and certain other westerners because our governments are responsible for doing the same to the survivors of the crash landing at Roswell.

    Other than this retributive torture they have zero interest in contact with humanity.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Option 3: Anglos are on average more moronic

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reported

    How? To who?

    Does this org. have access to chinese police reports when someone calls in about dancing lights?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >western nations have more electricity and better ways to report sightings
    Wow!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not 1962, everyone everywhere has electricity and smart phones

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1906-2014

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no countries other than the US and the UK have had electricity in the past 100 years

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t be obtuse

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not being obtuse, you have a bad take that's easily counterargued. Sorry bud

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A large portion of the world did not have electricity pre WW2

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And this isn’t even getting into the reliability of law enforcement/governments in other countries. If you saw a UFO in Papua New Guinea who would you report it to?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A coconut

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Going by that map and your statement, the only places that have ever had eletctricty are the United States, the UK, and that weird place above Germany. Actually knowing that literally all of Europe had electricity during WW2 at the bare minimum btfos your infantile deduction. Maybe the real answer is that UFOs are a cultural phenomon like OP inferred...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >USA and Europe have electricity
                >more UFO sightings according to the map than places that were slower to adopt electricity/phone/internet
                Yeah I am utterly BTFOd. You also ignored my point about unreliable governments and police, big brain.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                again
                >the only countries that have ever had a reliable government authority are the US, UK, and that place below the dong next to russia.
                Your argument doesn't stand up to scrutiny, however it's easy to see a correlation between 99% of UFO sightings being in the US and UK when both share a nearly identical cultural background and had strong ties during the years listed.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>the only countries that have ever had a reliable government authority are the US, UK, and that place below the dong next to russia.
                You’re putting words in my mouth. It’s clear we aren’t going to reach an agreement on anything and why should we? Goodnight

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've said repeatedly that the countries highlighted (US, UK,and NL) are the sole benefactors from electricity and an organized government like the rest of the world has been living in mud huts banging on rocks til 2014. You have an ignorant take that's easily rebutted no need to get pissy.
                >goodnight
                ok, i'll accept your concession of defeat

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sole benefactors
                There you go again silly. Putting more words in my mouth

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A large portion of the world did not have electricity pre WW2
                So I guess france just never had electricity huh? Neither did Japan It seems.
                >And this isn’t even getting into the reliability of law enforcement/governments in other countries.
                Yup, Japan never did have a reliable authoritative government you right.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's always funny how mad you people get when you're forced to confront the fact you're prejudices about Americans and assumptions about yourselves are false.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Memes are powerful. UFOs are literally a meme.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Reganomics
    have a nice day conservacuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a joke dummy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I apologize

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          <3 I forgive you as long as you never stop hating Ronald Regan :3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have a nice day conservacuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't forget the Marshall Plan, where we literally rebuilt several European countries to basically be American vassal states with American ideals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So that Vatnik talking point is actually true?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's just sour grapes

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another angle no one talks about is the Grey’s supposed interest in human biology / genetics. The reason why they focused on Anglo world could be that they were interested in researching what made us the superior representatives of the human species? Was there biological factors they could learn about, perhaps integrate into their own genome (or whatever kind of chemistry they function on)? They DID spend a lot of time doing abductions always reported to include physical examinations and experimentation, and abductees are almost all white people. Not trying to push a specific theory, just attempting to explain why it’s so focused on certain places and demographics. If the Greys were interested in our biology in general you’d think they’d sample from the entire species.

    As to why they (Greys and/or whatever others) overfly us so much I have no idea and I don’t remember hearing any real theory for that behavior. Maybe we’re sort of like a popular zoo exhibit? Like, intelligent life is vanishingly rare in the universe so when it develops the other spacefaring civilizations take interest?

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only US degenerates with brains, rotten since their birth with media shit take things like ufo and flat earth seriosly

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pick number 3

    >3)OP is a moron who can't fricking read

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UFO's
    > 3) Non English speaking countries have names and explanations originating from times before June 28, 1776. Data collected only for "UFO".

    Every granny from country side here will tell you about ball lightning entering trough windows, getting sucked into chimneys and exploding.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I’m not a alien conspiracy guy but English is by far the most broadcasted language for more than a century if any extra terrestrials understood a language it definitely be English

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, the Ayys sure visit Puerto Rico a lot. I guess they just love Rosario music and fat asses?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, the recent Singapore flight that encountered "sudden and severe turbulence" leading to one death and 20+ people being paralyzed due to spinal injuries, was a boeing. "Turbulence" that causes the plane to lose 700 ft of altitude immediately and randomly and then causes it to rapidly ascend and descend in the span of a minute. It wasn't turbulence, it was a computer error that has happened many times on other boeing planes, two of lead to death dives randomly and resulted in total losses of all passengers and crew.

    You really think those same mf's that can't even build a safe commercial conventional plane are working on UFOs and interdimensional waveform craft? Not a chance. Some of the crafts are real but fake, they are plasma and holographic projections, others are physically real but not able to shift dimensions and are just drones. The real ones, are not always craft, they are the light bodies of higher dimensional beings living several tiers higher in the matrix than us at least. Other real ones are physical waveform shifting crafts that can traverse dimensions, the beings of these craft are often not yet at the highest vibrational levels of existence yet and are still partly corporeal, whereas the highest dimensional beings transcend corporeality and can appear purely as energy or lights or shift their vibrations lower and become physical, many consciouses can form a single orb. They exist all around you, as are higher dimensions, and the ultimate spiritual evolution of man ends up at those highest levels (some used to be lower humans).

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow. You made a thread and turned it into a mock arena of intellectual distrophics. +1 ruble/rupee/social credit to you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plus unironic schizoposting!

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uh why the countries with the most sightings british colonies?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is like one of those EU vs US troll images from /b/ back in the day.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3) The US has longstanding agreements with extraterrestrials to never disclose their presence and allow continuation of their activities in exchange for technology.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't brazil and russia have a bunch of ufo sightings as well?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_airship

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't understand signal and noise
    There is a huge amount of noise in this data, originating from western tech trials. But if you subtract that noise, what remains is the signal. And that could easily be well distributed across the globe would undercuts your premise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this all reports or just ones recorded in English? I think the latter would skew the results a tad

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Reaganomics
    anon i think we missed on this one

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First, whoever made this map probably only speaks English So they are limited in the information they can obtain from countries where information about UFOs is published in a language other than English. Also from a cultural point of view it is much more acceptable to talk about UFOs in Anglo countries than other countries even if they are western.

    Nowadays, it's become more acceptable to talk about UFOs worldwide, but in Anglo countries, it became acceptable earlier, and they even have civil organizations dedicated to the subject of UFOs.
    Also, it's possible that it's true the US has signed a deal with aliens to let them harvest people from the USA in exchange for technology so that's why you see more activity there.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't expect eurogays to see UFOs with any regularity considering how far up their own asses their heads are.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not weapons. Why don't you frick off from my /k/. We don't like your kind here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

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