Pentagon Wars

Oh Bradley, how you lumber along
Slow as a snail, but twice as strong
Your tracks grind against the earth
A cacophonous sound of clanking mirth

Only six soldiers you can carry
No more than that, it's quite scary
In battle, numbers are key
But you're limited, and that's no plea

Ugly as sin, you're not a sight to behold
An eyesore on the battlefield, truth be told
Your design is archaic, outdated
Newer models have since been created

And as for popularity, well, you lack it
Online, few defend you or back it
Your reputation precedes you, alas
A relic of war, from a time long past

Bradley, you may have served us well
But it's time to bid you farewell
Your shortcomings are too many to ignore
It's time to retire, and open a new door.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOW AVAILABLE IN FLAT PACK
    I thought the Swedes would have been the first to flat pack ifvs

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You now know the only western ifv to be catastophically destroyed by a BMP-1 (Kek I know embarresing right) is the Bradley

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it hasn't carried six men since the late 1980s, M2A2 ODS and on carry 7 men in the troop compartment and one more in the hole

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We're talking about americans not people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're not only a contrarian but a moronic one at that. It's carried 7 Americans just fine.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like you're insecure about your weight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And who are you? Yet another America hater logging on to the American internet to visit an American website and cope and seethe.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not an American website. Owner is Japanese. Now frick off muttboy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It was created by an American, it is hosted in America, and we are all speaking English.

            The internet itself is an American invention. You enjoy the fruits of American technological superiority just to cope and seethe, but we don't even know where you are from.

            I can't say that I feel the same bitterness towards you, whoever you are, because the USA is the greatest place to live in the whole world and I would not trade places with you. God bless and have a nice day.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He sold it. It is technically no longer an American website. It's hosted in the US for cost saving purposes.

              > You're typing on a Chinese made piece of hardware. You've outsourced all manufacturing. You're in decline. Close to civil war. You've just lost a 20year conflict in Afghanistan. You're done.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Japanese
            I think the word you're looking for is Asian-American.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Tim berners lee (a brit) created the internet as we use it today.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He did not. Ridiculous.

            Also the Germans invented the computer. Konrad Zuse.

            > Checkmate

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The web is not internet. The US government invented the internet for military purposes, as well as the internet forum. The World Wide Web is a part of internet technology, but it is not the internet as we know it today.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The web is not the* internet.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, you're using the bit tim invented.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kek OP buttblasted about the AI warrior poems from yesterday

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In fields of war, the armored beasts do roar,
    Their metal hides protect what's held in store,
    But among these beasts, some are deemed lesser,
    A warrior IFV, in Bradley's shadow, a confessor.

    The Bradley, with its TOW missiles so true,
    Able to strike the enemy from afar, its skill in view,
    With M242 cannon, rounds firing fast,
    The warrior IFV, in comparison, is outclassed.
    Though the warrior IFV has a role to play,
    It pales in comparison to the Bradley's way,
    The Bradley's strength, unmatched and pure,
    Its superiority, of that, we can be sure.

    So let us honor the warrior, as a noble steed,
    But let us not forget, that the Bradley is the lead,
    In the battlefield, where lives are at stake,
    The Bradley's might, is what it takes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/e6WmvOD.jpg

      In the heat of battle, when the enemy draws near,
      The warrior IFV's limitations become clear,
      With its non-stabilized cannon, it struggles to keep aim,
      While the Bradley's stabilized cannon, its accuracy remains.

      As the Bradley charges ahead, moving with grace,
      Its stabilized cannon, a deadly ace,
      It hits its targets with precision and speed,
      While the warrior's cannon, often misses the lead.

      The Bradley's cannon, steady as a rock,
      Fires round after round, without a shock,
      Its accuracy, unmatched in the field,
      While the warrior's cannon, its accuracy yields.

      The warrior IFV, a brave and noble machine,
      But with its non-stabilized cannon, its weakness is seen,
      It struggles to hit its targets while on the move,
      While the Bradley's stabilized cannon, its power does prove.

      https://i.imgur.com/HVxQ737.jpg

      In the midst of battle, when the bullets fly,
      The warrior IFV's limitations come nigh,
      With its three-round clip feeding system so meek,
      The Bradley's dual feed chaingun, a far more potent streak.

      The Bradley's chaingun, with its dual feed,
      Fires rounds at a pace that the warrior can't exceed,
      Its rapid fire, tearing through the air,
      While the warrior's slow clip feeding, can't compare.

      With each burst, the Bradley's power is felt,
      Its rounds striking targets, before they melt,
      While the warrior's limited clip feeding,
      Leaves its gunner, at a disadvantage, heeding.

      The warrior IFV, a valiant machine,
      But with its three-round clip feeding system, it is seen,
      That the Bradley's dual feed chaingun, is in a league of its own,
      Its power and precision, a force to be known.

      So let us honor the warrior, for its bravery and heart,
      But let us not forget, in the battle's art,
      The Bradley's dual feed chaingun, a weapon so grand,
      Its superiority, in the battlefield, it does command.

      Triggered, you're so easy to bait. Remember you got the AI writing idea from me after i humiliated you with it a few weeks ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/e6WmvOD.jpg

      In the heat of battle, when the enemy draws near,
      The warrior IFV's limitations become clear,
      With its non-stabilized cannon, it struggles to keep aim,
      While the Bradley's stabilized cannon, its accuracy remains.

      As the Bradley charges ahead, moving with grace,
      Its stabilized cannon, a deadly ace,
      It hits its targets with precision and speed,
      While the warrior's cannon, often misses the lead.

      The Bradley's cannon, steady as a rock,
      Fires round after round, without a shock,
      Its accuracy, unmatched in the field,
      While the warrior's cannon, its accuracy yields.

      The warrior IFV, a brave and noble machine,
      But with its non-stabilized cannon, its weakness is seen,
      It struggles to hit its targets while on the move,
      While the Bradley's stabilized cannon, its power does prove.

      https://i.imgur.com/HVxQ737.jpg

      In the midst of battle, when the bullets fly,
      The warrior IFV's limitations come nigh,
      With its three-round clip feeding system so meek,
      The Bradley's dual feed chaingun, a far more potent streak.

      The Bradley's chaingun, with its dual feed,
      Fires rounds at a pace that the warrior can't exceed,
      Its rapid fire, tearing through the air,
      While the warrior's slow clip feeding, can't compare.

      With each burst, the Bradley's power is felt,
      Its rounds striking targets, before they melt,
      While the warrior's limited clip feeding,
      Leaves its gunner, at a disadvantage, heeding.

      The warrior IFV, a valiant machine,
      But with its three-round clip feeding system, it is seen,
      That the Bradley's dual feed chaingun, is in a league of its own,
      Its power and precision, a force to be known.

      So let us honor the warrior, for its bravery and heart,
      But let us not forget, in the battle's art,
      The Bradley's dual feed chaingun, a weapon so grand,
      Its superiority, in the battlefield, it does command.

      https://i.imgur.com/JMa6rf2.png

      n the land of warriors, where machines roam,
      The IFVs take the field, to claim their home,
      But for the warrior IFV, its story is told,
      Of how it had to change, to be bought and sold.

      For when the warrior was exported afar,
      It had to undergo a significant star,
      Its turret removed, its heart laid bare,
      An American one, installed with care.

      The warrior's crew, left to wonder why,
      Their beloved turret, left to sit and lie,
      As an American one, took its place,
      Their doubts and fears, they couldn't erase.

      For though the warrior, was a machine so grand,
      With its turret removed, it couldn't stand,
      Against the Bradley, its American kin,
      Whose turret and might, gave it the win.

      The warrior IFV, a noble machine,
      But with its turret replaced, it couldn't dream,
      Of standing up to the Bradley's power,
      Of taking the lead, in the battle's hour.

      So let us remember the warrior, with honor and pride,
      A machine so valiant, that couldn't hide,
      But let us also remember, the Bradley's might,
      Whose turret and power, shone so bright

      https://i.imgur.com/3EAt1Qj.jpg

      In the midst of war, where the machines collide,
      The IFVs take the field, with their armor as their guide,
      But when it comes to taking down tanks, there's a tale to be told,
      Of the Bradley's might, and the warrior's hold.

      For though the warrior, with its strength and brawn,
      Has never killed a tank, in the battle's dawn,
      The Bradley, with its TOW missiles so true,
      Has taken down hundreds, without any rue.

      With its precision and accuracy, the Bradley strikes,
      Its TOW missiles hitting targets like spikes,
      The tanks fall, one by one, to its power,
      While the warrior's strength, it couldn't tower.

      The Bradley's TOW missiles, a force to be feared,
      Its power and strength, so clearly adhered,
      While the warrior, with its might so bold,
      Its lack of tank kills, often leaves it cold.

      So let us honor the warrior, for its bravery and heart,
      But let us not forget, in the battle's art,
      The Bradley's TOW missiles, a weapon so grand,
      Its superiority, in the battlefield, it does command.

      These are so good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. You're aware chat-GPT wrote this?
        Not a human.

        Makes you think

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I’m aware. It’s funny how it uses arguments from /k/ in its poems

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Probably was instructed to do so

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Either way it’s funny how accurately it filled in the gaps

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >his 2nd thread in 10 minutes
    Not a good look

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the heat of battle, when the enemy draws near,
    The warrior IFV's limitations become clear,
    With its non-stabilized cannon, it struggles to keep aim,
    While the Bradley's stabilized cannon, its accuracy remains.

    As the Bradley charges ahead, moving with grace,
    Its stabilized cannon, a deadly ace,
    It hits its targets with precision and speed,
    While the warrior's cannon, often misses the lead.

    The Bradley's cannon, steady as a rock,
    Fires round after round, without a shock,
    Its accuracy, unmatched in the field,
    While the warrior's cannon, its accuracy yields.

    The warrior IFV, a brave and noble machine,
    But with its non-stabilized cannon, its weakness is seen,
    It struggles to hit its targets while on the move,
    While the Bradley's stabilized cannon, its power does prove.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's it like searching out things to feel victimized about?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the midst of battle, when the bullets fly,
    The warrior IFV's limitations come nigh,
    With its three-round clip feeding system so meek,
    The Bradley's dual feed chaingun, a far more potent streak.

    The Bradley's chaingun, with its dual feed,
    Fires rounds at a pace that the warrior can't exceed,
    Its rapid fire, tearing through the air,
    While the warrior's slow clip feeding, can't compare.

    With each burst, the Bradley's power is felt,
    Its rounds striking targets, before they melt,
    While the warrior's limited clip feeding,
    Leaves its gunner, at a disadvantage, heeding.

    The warrior IFV, a valiant machine,
    But with its three-round clip feeding system, it is seen,
    That the Bradley's dual feed chaingun, is in a league of its own,
    Its power and precision, a force to be known.

    So let us honor the warrior, for its bravery and heart,
    But let us not forget, in the battle's art,
    The Bradley's dual feed chaingun, a weapon so grand,
    Its superiority, in the battlefield, it does command.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop this heresy immediately. The Bradley has never been defeated in combat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bradley has the worst K/D of any western IFV thats seen combat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was a joke Sir. Obviously a rolling coffin.

        Only the Germans should be allowed to produce IFV nowadays. Bradley give me a fricking break.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    n the land of warriors, where machines roam,
    The IFVs take the field, to claim their home,
    But for the warrior IFV, its story is told,
    Of how it had to change, to be bought and sold.

    For when the warrior was exported afar,
    It had to undergo a significant star,
    Its turret removed, its heart laid bare,
    An American one, installed with care.

    The warrior's crew, left to wonder why,
    Their beloved turret, left to sit and lie,
    As an American one, took its place,
    Their doubts and fears, they couldn't erase.

    For though the warrior, was a machine so grand,
    With its turret removed, it couldn't stand,
    Against the Bradley, its American kin,
    Whose turret and might, gave it the win.

    The warrior IFV, a noble machine,
    But with its turret replaced, it couldn't dream,
    Of standing up to the Bradley's power,
    Of taking the lead, in the battle's hour.

    So let us remember the warrior, with honor and pride,
    A machine so valiant, that couldn't hide,
    But let us also remember, the Bradley's might,
    Whose turret and power, shone so bright

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the midst of war, where the machines collide,
    The IFVs take the field, with their armor as their guide,
    But when it comes to taking down tanks, there's a tale to be told,
    Of the Bradley's might, and the warrior's hold.

    For though the warrior, with its strength and brawn,
    Has never killed a tank, in the battle's dawn,
    The Bradley, with its TOW missiles so true,
    Has taken down hundreds, without any rue.

    With its precision and accuracy, the Bradley strikes,
    Its TOW missiles hitting targets like spikes,
    The tanks fall, one by one, to its power,
    While the warrior's strength, it couldn't tower.

    The Bradley's TOW missiles, a force to be feared,
    Its power and strength, so clearly adhered,
    While the warrior, with its might so bold,
    Its lack of tank kills, often leaves it cold.

    So let us honor the warrior, for its bravery and heart,
    But let us not forget, in the battle's art,
    The Bradley's TOW missiles, a weapon so grand,
    Its superiority, in the battlefield, it does command.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >don't talk to me or my son ever again

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Graced by the warrior poet, I kek'd

    It's not a bad vehicle, the insurgents just figured out a way to take out tanks and APCs using $60 worth of materials, according to American intelligence. Black powder, a remote detonator, and a brick mobile phone.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: anons who cannot into metre.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > metre

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP how fricking hard is it to add some filler words to keep the damn meter?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ask chatGPT. Obviously a text written by AI

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee, OM, KBE, FRS, FREng, FRSA, DFBCS, RDI (born 8 June 1955),[1] also known as TimBL, is an English computer scientist best known as the inventor of the World Wide Web.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All of this could have been avoided if he'd just said sorry to starstreak

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t mind talking about this movie as long as everyone acknowledges that it’s all lies. But, chances are it’s just the usual circle of third-worlders dealing with America envy in /k/. It’s tough being third-world diaspora is the West being exposed to all sorts of advanced Western systems resulting in militaries so far beyond their corrupt hellhole home nations as to be embarrassing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s warriortard upset that the Bradley is seen as superior to the warrior

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kys

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He mad

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