Russia sends their non moscow citizens all the time and many countries have sent their 2nd class citizens to die. Why are you being fussy about black Americans?
>Is Russia real life 40K Imperium?
Idk, did the Imperium have their agents wear the Chaos star? Did they send those agents to promote crime, disease, degeneracy, war and societal upheaval in orderly societies?
>Is Russia real life 40K Imperium?
we need to go further back, to Asimovs books
>Bel Riose was the last great general of the Galactic Empire, serving under Cleon II. He dreamed of glory and often expressed a negative opinion towards the Empire's cultural and technological decline.
>Riose learns of the Foundation from Ducem Barr, a noble of the planet Siwenna. Correctly interpreting Barr's tales of "magicians" as the remnants of science in the Periphery, and witnessing some scientific advances made by the Foundation itself in the form of a personal force-shield, he decides to conquer the Foundation and utilize its scientific resources to revitalize the dying Empire. En route to the Foundation, he captures one of its Traders, Lathan Devers, and holds him hostage alongside Barr in an attempt to gain intelligence over the Foundation.
>Although Devers and Barr escape Riose and make their way to Trantor in an attempt to gain an audience with the Emperor, the forces of history make their efforts meaningless. Fearing Riose's power, Cleon II orders him back to Trantor and has him executed for treason, as per Hari Seldon's prediction that by the end of the Empire, any military officer who was to gain enough power to threaten the Foundation would be prevented from causing harm by the central government's own fear of rebellion.
I mean if you believe half the HH books then Emp was irredeemably fricking moronic
https://i.imgur.com/REjumQq.jpg
No they're Skaven. >Mass backstabbing, greed and betrayal everywhere and at every level >Frequent assassinations >high technology but it's extremely rare and expensive and where it does exist, it's faulty and just as likely to kill them as their enemies >backbone of society and military are expendable meatshield slaves who die by the tens of thousands for no appreciable gain >strongly associated with disease and pestilence (AIDS) and societal decay
This is truth-facts and cannot be refute-disproved yes-yes!
No they're Skaven. >Mass backstabbing, greed and betrayal everywhere and at every level >Frequent assassinations >high technology but it's extremely rare and expensive and where it does exist, it's faulty and just as likely to kill them as their enemies >backbone of society and military are expendable meatshield slaves who die by the tens of thousands for no appreciable gain >strongly associated with disease and pestilence (AIDS) and societal decay
The libturds tried to make the Skaven unappealing by making them resemble rats but if someone looks past shallow surface level observations they will see that the Skaven are actually incredibly based. Each one is a nietzschean uberrodent who puts himself above all others and is fully willing to smash aside any obstacles to his power. Each ones psyche lacks any of the weaknesses that cause leftism, making their society immune to its taint. They are free of feelings of inferiority which are the root of leftist thought, they possess an instinctive revulsion to everything about non-skaven meaning that leftist self-flagellation or idealization of others is impossible in a Skaven and a big reason why they are so successful is that they put their women to better use than any other species in the setting and their psychology means that a Skaven simp that would protest about this is impossible. Even despite being meant to parody us, the libturds still couldn't help but aknowledge our self-evident superiority over them by making the Skaven have technology far in advance of everyone else, a foothold everywhere in the world, such fast population growth that they'll never be under existential threat and being guaranteed to take the world for themselves.
Russia is chaos and ukraine is the imperium
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homie they're degenerate rats are you seriously trying to make a case for the fricking RATS lmao
You clearly need to look past shallow surface level observations.
Skaven are continually at war with each other, with other skaven being the number one impediment to skavenkind. The only reason that as a society they have not completely collapsed is because they are massive rats, and so breed at astoundingly high rates, meaning that for every one skaven that dies there are thousands being born and hundreds becoming adults.
Competition is the root of all improvement and their birth rate is due to their extremely red-pilled use of their women.
Skaven are continually at war with each other, with other skaven being the number one impediment to skavenkind. The only reason that as a society they have not completely collapsed is because they are massive rats, and so breed at astoundingly high rates, meaning that for every one skaven that dies there are thousands being born and hundreds becoming adults.
Imperium of Man: >Theocratic Empire ruled by a god in theory but not in practice >Cutthroat internal politics where everyone is trying to get ahead of anyone else >Main drive is hatred towards the other >Small privileged elite rules over a vast ocean of expendible individuals living cheek to jowl in huge labyrinthine warrens. >Solution to everything is throwing bodies at the problem >Ruled by a council where 12 members are present with the highest level being symbolically held by its god >Most advanced technology is extremely rare and is never used for the benefit of the general populace
Skaven: >Theocratic Empire nominally ruled by a god >Cutthroat internal politics where everyone is trying to get ahead of anyone else >Main drive is hatred towards the other >Small privileged elite rules over a vast ocean of expendible individuals living cheek to jowl in huge labyrinthine warrens. >Solution to everything is throwing bodies at the problem >Ruled by a council where 12 members are present with the highest level being symbolically held by its god >Most advanced technology is extremely rare and is never used for the benefit of the general populace
The Empire: >Renaissance based society emerging out of a feudal age >More often respectful and friendly to non-hostile species (Dwarves and Elves) and isn't brutally expansionist >Polytheistic faith with multiple gods >Steadily advancing in technology with a lot of investment into infrastructure.
The only similarity between the Imperium of Man and The Empire is consisting primarily of humans.
Here is a far better one.
It is the 21st century. For more than two decades the Emperor of Russia has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of the Kremlin. He is the master of slavdom by the will of the CIA and master of a million yachts by the might of His inexhaustible mobiks. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the 90's. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Kleptocracy for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly go bankrupt.
Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the oil-infested miasma of the black sea, the only route between distant warm water ports, their way lit by the GLONASS, the sometimes functional manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted villages. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the VDV, the Dagestanis, culturally-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the barrier troops and countless village militias, the ever-vigilant FSB agents and the Tech-priests of Vladivostok to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from trannies, weaponized pigeons, biolabs -- and far, far worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been rusted, never to be maintained. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only alcoholism. There is no peace amongst the slavs, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting alphabet agencies."
this is excellent, but it is better in some ways and worse in others. The first paragraph is better than the original, but the second paragraph of the original is better than yours. For the final paragraph the bit about alcoholism made me kek so I'll give you that
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Here is a far better one.
It is the 21st century. For more than two decades the Emperor of Russia has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of the Kremlin. He is the master of slavdom by the will of the CIA and master of a million yachts by the might of His inexhaustible mobiks. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the 90's. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Kleptocracy for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly go bankrupt.
Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the oil-infested miasma of the black sea, the only route between distant warm water ports, their way lit by the GLONASS, the sometimes functional manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted villages. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the VDV, the Dagestanis, culturally-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the barrier troops and countless village militias, the ever-vigilant FSB agents and the Tech-priests of Vladivostok to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from trannies, weaponized pigeons, biolabs -- and far, far worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been rusted, never to be maintained. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only alcoholism. There is no peace amongst the slavs, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting alphabet agencies."
A DShK taken from either a tank, APC or IFV adapted for infantry use. While mounted on a vehicle they don't have grips, triggers or stocks but they can be retrofited easily to serve as a HMG.
A DShK taken from either a tank, APC or IFV adapted for infantry use. While mounted on a vehicle they don't have grips, triggers or stocks but they can be retrofited easily to serve as a HMG.
Looking at it more closely it might be a SG-43, but the same principle applies.
>for in the grim dark present there is only banan
my sides
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Here is a far better one.
It is the 21st century. For more than two decades the Emperor of Russia has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of the Kremlin. He is the master of slavdom by the will of the CIA and master of a million yachts by the might of His inexhaustible mobiks. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the 90's. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Kleptocracy for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly go bankrupt.
Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the oil-infested miasma of the black sea, the only route between distant warm water ports, their way lit by the GLONASS, the sometimes functional manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted villages. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the VDV, the Dagestanis, culturally-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the barrier troops and countless village militias, the ever-vigilant FSB agents and the Tech-priests of Vladivostok to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from trannies, weaponized pigeons, biolabs -- and far, far worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been rusted, never to be maintained. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only alcoholism. There is no peace amongst the slavs, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting alphabet agencies."
>for in the grim dark future there is only alcoholism
I like this too
Nah, more like 40k larper, I head from one interview how one russian nationalist laments the fall of the role of the Orthodox Church since the soldiers do not see it as a militant component and run away with Rodnovery and other near-Scandinavian nonsense with swasticas
Funny, but let's see: >Multiple failed offensives >Spreads AIDS, infidelity and substance abuse >spreads disentery, syphilis and typhoid fever in conquered territories >conscripts are full of chronic diseases >rape is widespread >random violence towards each other and bloody torture of prisoners is widespread >deserter that flee from them are full of literal maggots >seemingly infinite hordes >uses the literal Chaos star as a symbol
Russia is obviously not the imperium.
The libturds tried to make the Skaven unappealing by making them resemble rats but if someone looks past shallow surface level observations they will see that the Skaven are actually incredibly based. Each one is a nietzschean uberrodent who puts himself above all others and is fully willing to smash aside any obstacles to his power. Each ones psyche lacks any of the weaknesses that cause leftism, making their society immune to its taint. They are free of feelings of inferiority which are the root of leftist thought, they possess an instinctive revulsion to everything about non-skaven meaning that leftist self-flagellation or idealization of others is impossible in a Skaven and a big reason why they are so successful is that they put their women to better use than any other species in the setting and their psychology means that a Skaven simp that would protest about this is impossible. Even despite being meant to parody us, the libturds still couldn't help but aknowledge our self-evident superiority over them by making the Skaven have technology far in advance of everyone else, a foothold everywhere in the world, such fast population growth that they'll never be under existential threat and being guaranteed to take the world for themselves.
homie they're degenerate rats are you seriously trying to make a case for the fricking RATS lmao
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Here is a far better one.
It is the 21st century. For more than two decades the Emperor of Russia has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of the Kremlin. He is the master of slavdom by the will of the CIA and master of a million yachts by the might of His inexhaustible mobiks. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the 90's. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Kleptocracy for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly go bankrupt.
Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the oil-infested miasma of the black sea, the only route between distant warm water ports, their way lit by the GLONASS, the sometimes functional manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted villages. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the VDV, the Dagestanis, culturally-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the barrier troops and countless village militias, the ever-vigilant FSB agents and the Tech-priests of Vladivostok to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from trannies, weaponized pigeons, biolabs -- and far, far worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been rusted, never to be maintained. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only alcoholism. There is no peace amongst the slavs, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting alphabet agencies."
I tried to merge those two. The improved version successfully cut down on stupid monke-putin memes, but at the same time lost some punch that made it feel WH 40k.
It is the 21st century. For more than two decades the Emperor of Russia has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of the Kremlin. and master of a million vatniks by the might of his inexhaustible corruption. He is a manlet seething visibly with power from the Dark Age of Communism. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Kleptocracy for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly lose.
Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Rusty battlefleets cross the oil-infested miasma of the black sea, the only route between distant warm water ports, their way lit by the GLONASS, the sometimes functional manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted villages. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the VDV, the Dagestanis, culturally-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the barrier troops and countless village militias, the ever-vigilant FSB agents and the Tech-priests of Vladivostok to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present ever-present threat from Ukies, democracy, prosperity - and worse.
To be a vatnik in such times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the most dysfunctional and corrupt regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been rusted, never to be maintained. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only alcoholism. There is no peace amongst the slavs, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting alphabet agencies."
>Is Russia real life 40K Imperium?
Nah, if that were the case, then
-- half of the astra militarum wouldn't even have their "flashlights"
-- the commissars would all be drunk 400k behind the front lines.
-- ratlings would be barrier troops.
-- They wouldn't have a single working tank, much less a Leman Russ or a Baneblade.
-- Ciaphas Cain would've been tossed out a window for not being loyal enough to Monke.
-- the soldat would actually be fighting back instead of sitting in a 2 foot deep "foxhole" waiting for the inevitable order to retreat.
Where else did GW get the idea of penal legions?
From Americans. They're the ones who send slaves into battle in both World Wars.
How do you confuse World War with civil war?
Not that Anon, but Americans are infamous for sending black troops to die ahead of white troops.
Russia sends their non moscow citizens all the time and many countries have sent their 2nd class citizens to die. Why are you being fussy about black Americans?
Yes.
the monke emperor copypasta pretty much nailed it
>Is Russia real life 40K Imperium?
Idk, did the Imperium have their agents wear the Chaos star? Did they send those agents to promote crime, disease, degeneracy, war and societal upheaval in orderly societies?
No but America did.
they tried to undermine Europe for 10 years. but they're more like Orks judging the sheer amount of looting
>Is Russia real life 40K Imperium?
we need to go further back, to Asimovs books
>Bel Riose was the last great general of the Galactic Empire, serving under Cleon II. He dreamed of glory and often expressed a negative opinion towards the Empire's cultural and technological decline.
>Riose learns of the Foundation from Ducem Barr, a noble of the planet Siwenna. Correctly interpreting Barr's tales of "magicians" as the remnants of science in the Periphery, and witnessing some scientific advances made by the Foundation itself in the form of a personal force-shield, he decides to conquer the Foundation and utilize its scientific resources to revitalize the dying Empire. En route to the Foundation, he captures one of its Traders, Lathan Devers, and holds him hostage alongside Barr in an attempt to gain intelligence over the Foundation.
>Although Devers and Barr escape Riose and make their way to Trantor in an attempt to gain an audience with the Emperor, the forces of history make their efforts meaningless. Fearing Riose's power, Cleon II orders him back to Trantor and has him executed for treason, as per Hari Seldon's prediction that by the end of the Empire, any military officer who was to gain enough power to threaten the Foundation would be prevented from causing harm by the central government's own fear of rebellion.
Bel Riose = Belisarius
I'm readingn faoundation and empire rn. It's fun.
too tryhard
Well I would like to see you try it.
Exactly like 40k
touche
soledar
Oh, they're penal alright.
Imperium is at least superficially based, so no.
They share commonalities of stupidity and corruption, however.
It's 40K imperial guard if the mechanicus didn't exist.
It's actually worse, as rape isnt really a thing in the Guard or PDFs.
Is this blatan propaganda the only things ukraine/nato have left to cope with reality?
They're either bots, the US Intelligence's equivalent to the Chinese 10cent army, or both.
http://geopoliticaleconomy.com/2022/09/20/bots-social-media-pro-us-propaganda/
Just ignore the cheerleaders as they can't form an opinion for themselves but instead regurgitate what they see on youtube, reddit, or twitter.
Good morning, sir.
Fresh from your humiliation in the lancet thread I see
Not sure who you're talking about but stop assuming there's a small handful of people here browsing /k/ just to talk to you, schizo.
Lol, I'll take that as confirmation of yes.
>"You're that guy i was talking to earlier!"
>"I don't know you."
>"Lol see it is you!!"
I wish all of you clueless non-Russian vatniks a very pleasant stay in the Russian Federation.
Just a casual reminder that Musk revealed 70% of all twitter discussion of the war was bots and 90% of those bots were pro Uruk-hai
>Entities of pure logic are enemies of globohomo
>Twitter bots are actually smarter and more based than average twitter user
AI chads, I kneel...
Nice one.
But you're comparing Putin to the God Emperor of Mankind, so I don't know how to feel about this one.
Still, good job on the writing.
I mean if you believe half the HH books then Emp was irredeemably fricking moronic
This is truth-facts and cannot be refute-disproved yes-yes!
well, aaron dembsky (daddy-issues) bowden should have never been allowed to writte emperor and loyalist
More like penile legions, am I right, pidorashkas?
Blood for the blood god.
Banan for the banan crown.
The NKVD 2.0
No they're Skaven.
>Mass backstabbing, greed and betrayal everywhere and at every level
>Frequent assassinations
>high technology but it's extremely rare and expensive and where it does exist, it's faulty and just as likely to kill them as their enemies
>backbone of society and military are expendable meatshield slaves who die by the tens of thousands for no appreciable gain
>strongly associated with disease and pestilence (AIDS) and societal decay
You forgot they also run gay orgies among each other so it checks out perfectly.
Fantasy is lame.
The libturds tried to make the Skaven unappealing by making them resemble rats but if someone looks past shallow surface level observations they will see that the Skaven are actually incredibly based. Each one is a nietzschean uberrodent who puts himself above all others and is fully willing to smash aside any obstacles to his power. Each ones psyche lacks any of the weaknesses that cause leftism, making their society immune to its taint. They are free of feelings of inferiority which are the root of leftist thought, they possess an instinctive revulsion to everything about non-skaven meaning that leftist self-flagellation or idealization of others is impossible in a Skaven and a big reason why they are so successful is that they put their women to better use than any other species in the setting and their psychology means that a Skaven simp that would protest about this is impossible. Even despite being meant to parody us, the libturds still couldn't help but aknowledge our self-evident superiority over them by making the Skaven have technology far in advance of everyone else, a foothold everywhere in the world, such fast population growth that they'll never be under existential threat and being guaranteed to take the world for themselves.
You're a mental incompetent.
You clearly need to look past shallow surface level observations.
Competition is the root of all improvement and their birth rate is due to their extremely red-pilled use of their women.
Lmao they take about 4 weeks to reach maturity from conception. Thats incredible replenishment rates able to prop up basically any system
Skaven are continually at war with each other, with other skaven being the number one impediment to skavenkind. The only reason that as a society they have not completely collapsed is because they are massive rats, and so breed at astoundingly high rates, meaning that for every one skaven that dies there are thousands being born and hundreds becoming adults.
The Imperium of Man are the Warhammer Fantasy counterpart of the Skaven.
That's the Empire, moron
Imperium of Man:
>Theocratic Empire ruled by a god in theory but not in practice
>Cutthroat internal politics where everyone is trying to get ahead of anyone else
>Main drive is hatred towards the other
>Small privileged elite rules over a vast ocean of expendible individuals living cheek to jowl in huge labyrinthine warrens.
>Solution to everything is throwing bodies at the problem
>Ruled by a council where 12 members are present with the highest level being symbolically held by its god
>Most advanced technology is extremely rare and is never used for the benefit of the general populace
Skaven:
>Theocratic Empire nominally ruled by a god
>Cutthroat internal politics where everyone is trying to get ahead of anyone else
>Main drive is hatred towards the other
>Small privileged elite rules over a vast ocean of expendible individuals living cheek to jowl in huge labyrinthine warrens.
>Solution to everything is throwing bodies at the problem
>Ruled by a council where 12 members are present with the highest level being symbolically held by its god
>Most advanced technology is extremely rare and is never used for the benefit of the general populace
The Empire:
>Renaissance based society emerging out of a feudal age
>More often respectful and friendly to non-hostile species (Dwarves and Elves) and isn't brutally expansionist
>Polytheistic faith with multiple gods
>Steadily advancing in technology with a lot of investment into infrastructure.
The only similarity between the Imperium of Man and The Empire is consisting primarily of humans.
not my OC but
>https://vocaroo.com/196S73Oy8iVc
Here is a far better one.
It is the 21st century. For more than two decades the Emperor of Russia has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of the Kremlin. He is the master of slavdom by the will of the CIA and master of a million yachts by the might of His inexhaustible mobiks. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the 90's. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Kleptocracy for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly go bankrupt.
Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the oil-infested miasma of the black sea, the only route between distant warm water ports, their way lit by the GLONASS, the sometimes functional manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted villages. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the VDV, the Dagestanis, culturally-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the barrier troops and countless village militias, the ever-vigilant FSB agents and the Tech-priests of Vladivostok to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from trannies, weaponized pigeons, biolabs -- and far, far worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been rusted, never to be maintained. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only alcoholism. There is no peace amongst the slavs, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting alphabet agencies."
this is excellent, but it is better in some ways and worse in others. The first paragraph is better than the original, but the second paragraph of the original is better than yours. For the final paragraph the bit about alcoholism made me kek so I'll give you that
T-There's multiple versions now?!
Change Emperor for Tsar and we're onto a winner here.
>their way lit by the GLONASS, the sometimes functional manifestation of the Emperor's will.
Winnar! Great improvement on my pasta posted in
They would really like to be because the Imperium at least is grand and lasting.
More important question, what on earth is that contraption he's holding?
A DShK taken from either a tank, APC or IFV adapted for infantry use. While mounted on a vehicle they don't have grips, triggers or stocks but they can be retrofited easily to serve as a HMG.
Looking at it more closely it might be a SG-43, but the same principle applies.
its way more common coaxial PKT
The USSR was the primary source of inspiration for 40K, so yeah.
>PMC
>inb4 fire and wood have become a foreign concept in the year 2023 among city dwellers.
No, the Imperium actually wins.
>for in the grim dark present there is only banan
my sides
>for in the grim dark future there is only alcoholism
I like this too
Nah, more like 40k larper, I head from one interview how one russian nationalist laments the fall of the role of the Orthodox Church since the soldiers do not see it as a militant component and run away with Rodnovery and other near-Scandinavian nonsense with swasticas
Funny, but let's see:
>Multiple failed offensives
>Spreads AIDS, infidelity and substance abuse
>spreads disentery, syphilis and typhoid fever in conquered territories
>conscripts are full of chronic diseases
>rape is widespread
>random violence towards each other and bloody torture of prisoners is widespread
>deserter that flee from them are full of literal maggots
>seemingly infinite hordes
>uses the literal Chaos star as a symbol
Russia is obviously not the imperium.
Russia is chaos and ukraine is the imperium
homie they're degenerate rats are you seriously trying to make a case for the fricking RATS lmao
NO ERA PENAL
Shut the frick up, Carlos.
I tried to merge those two. The improved version successfully cut down on stupid monke-putin memes, but at the same time lost some punch that made it feel WH 40k.
It is the 21st century. For more than two decades the Emperor of Russia has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of the Kremlin. and master of a million vatniks by the might of his inexhaustible corruption. He is a manlet seething visibly with power from the Dark Age of Communism. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Kleptocracy for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly lose.
Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Rusty battlefleets cross the oil-infested miasma of the black sea, the only route between distant warm water ports, their way lit by the GLONASS, the sometimes functional manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted villages. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the VDV, the Dagestanis, culturally-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the barrier troops and countless village militias, the ever-vigilant FSB agents and the Tech-priests of Vladivostok to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present ever-present threat from Ukies, democracy, prosperity - and worse.
To be a vatnik in such times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the most dysfunctional and corrupt regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been rusted, never to be maintained. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only alcoholism. There is no peace amongst the slavs, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting alphabet agencies."
>Is Russia real life 40K Imperium?
Nah, if that were the case, then
-- half of the astra militarum wouldn't even have their "flashlights"
-- the commissars would all be drunk 400k behind the front lines.
-- ratlings would be barrier troops.
-- They wouldn't have a single working tank, much less a Leman Russ or a Baneblade.
-- Ciaphas Cain would've been tossed out a window for not being loyal enough to Monke.
-- the soldat would actually be fighting back instead of sitting in a 2 foot deep "foxhole" waiting for the inevitable order to retreat.