Peak military leadership

You will never fight under the command of General Obi-Wan Kenobi

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never fight under the command of General Obi-Wan Kenobi
    good hes a war criminal
    >in the awful clone wars movie during the battle of Christophsis obi wan does a fake surrender (war crime)
    >anakin sneaks under the CIS's defences and disables the shield systems and then fire cannons the undefended and fleeing droids(war crime)
    it's not "peak military leadership" its an atrocity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not "peak military leadership" its an atrocity
      What's the difference?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        touché

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      droids dont have rights

      >A man who didn't climb the ranks with honest merit but was made a general because of his connections

      So it's like real life?

      and yet he was good at his job

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fire cannons the undefended and fleeing droids
      shooting fleeing enemies isn't a crime in any context. running away to fight another day means you are a combatant and an intentional participant in hostilities.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reddit frog face
      Why?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the fuck up.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No way reddit frog poster

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No way reddit frog poster

        >reddit frog

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Reddit man poster

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >reddit man

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Not reddit man image

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's obvious that your posts are part of the "make pepe gay" glowmoron psyop.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >frog reddit le

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Glowmoron, explain to me in detail how two memes, both of which originated on PrepHole and are banned on most of reddit, are "the reddit frog" and "the reddit man". Pic VERY related.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Failed to make pepe gay
                How did they fail to meme this after Alex Jones rant about gay frogs?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're called 'reddit' because that word means 'stupid, tired, overdone, transparently performative, worthless' on PrepHole.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't the Galactic Republic or CIS had laws of war. It had been over a thousand years since any kind of large scale conflict, and their last one was with the Sith, who thought unnecessary suffering was based and sigma.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >good hes a war criminal
      Show me planet Geneva or planet the Hague

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >obi wan does a fake surrender
      The movie makes a point of Obi-Wan drawing out the negotiations so he doesn't actually surrender, he just talks about it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no he surrenders alright

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you watch the clip for more than five seconds? Obi-Wan never communicated any cease-fire order to his troops. They proceed to discuss the terms of surrender, and never finished the discussion, let alone reach an agreement, let alone sign any surrender or order any troops to stand down. Clones and droids are literally still fighting as they speak.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no Geneva Convention in a galaxy far, far away.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s Anakin that fakes surrender (twice)

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A man who didn't climb the ranks with honest merit but was made a general because of his connections

    So it's like real life?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You will never fight under the command of General Obi-Wan Kenobi

      And why would I want to do that? He was an objectively terrible general and wasn't even that good of a Jedi. I mean for Christ's sake, the dumbass couldn't even figure out that his Padawan was shagging a royal cunt (or worse, he knew and covered for him, which had catastrophic consequences).

      Making Jedi generals were a move as stupid as selling rank to nobles.

      Man, this is a gripe I've always had with Star Wars. Everytime they had a war, the Old Republic would just hand out general officers' commissions to every Jedi that had a pulse, despite virtually none of them having any tangible level of prerequisite academic, professional, or administrative experience at commanding troops.

      Let's take the super gay and retarded nu-Clone Wars series for instance. They give that 14 year old ayyy lmao schoolgirl, Ass Soaker, or whatever her name is, a general's commission on her first day as a Padawan. Bitch probably hasn't even had her first period yet and she has literal life-and-death power over at least a brigade's worth of clone troopers (3,000-5,000 men). It seems to have occurred to literally no one that just because she has

      >a laser sword
      >a tight ass (and presumably a tight dicky)
      >an above-average physique
      >the ability to do mind tricks on everyone except Space-Israelis

      doesn't mean that she has the organizational skills to keep several thousand men clothed, fed, and drilled just while in-garrison. That's nothing to say trying of organizing them in the heat of battle.

      Obi Wan and Plo Koon were probably the only half decent Jedi generals to be under in the Clone Wars, and Anakin if you could stand a little bit of crazy. Everyone else was barely competent at best and actively malicious towards their own troops otherwise. I personally wonder how much of Order 66 was clones just being brainwashed from mental programming as opposed to them itching to get some payback on what might as well have been some self righteous retards with lightsabers getting their literal brothers ground into meat by the thousands as if they were droids themselves.

      >I personally wonder how much of Order 66 was clones just being brainwashed from mental programming as opposed to them itching to get some payback on what might as well have been some self righteous retards with lightsabers getting their literal brothers ground into meat by the thousands as if they were droids themselves.

      Nah man, Lucas cucked out on compelling moral quandaries and retconned it so that the brain chips in their penises make them shoot the Jedi

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he knew and covered for him, which had catastrophic consequences
        That's the POINT of the whole Samarran tragedy of the betrayal, anon - that the path the Jedi Order took to avoid death led them to it

        The Prophecy had it that Anakin would destroy the Sith, so the Jedi excused his behaviour seventy-seven times, when ordinarily he wouldn't even be recruited let alone cashiered into the Agri Corps. Unfortunately the Jedi gave him too much leeway and created the monster that would destroy the Sith, yes, but them and half the galaxy as well in the process. Such is tragoedia dramatis.

        And yes, Obi-Wan was complicit in that. He absofuckinglutely KNEW Anakin had a thing for Padme. Likewise, Padme KNEW Anakin was capable of slaughtering the Jedi, she'd seen him wipe out the Tuskens and excused that as well. Nor was Anakin blind to the fact that he was an utter shit; in his saner moments he would apologise to Obi-Wan for being a shit and contemplate leaving the Jedi.

        to anyone who didn't know where this was going to end, this scene would look like Anakin finally turning over a new leaf.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That's the POINT of the whole Samarran tragedy of the betrayal, anon - that the path the Jedi Order took to avoid death led them to it

          I mean, yeah I get that part. That's one of the reasons I love the prequels despite they're occasional throwing of logic out the window. Hell I even managed to somewhat enjoy the last season of Game of Thrones for the same reason. Daenerys allowing her lust for power to completely go to her head is revealed to have devastating consequences and all of her court of fools were essentially complicit in this by tolerating her behavior and making no serious attempt to rein her in.

          Everyone got so fucking caught up in the "game" (*insert shitty pre-season eight take about who's gonna be on the Iron Throne here*) that they forgot what the actual central message of the show was.

          Anyway back to Star Wars...

          Anakin and Padme were two profoundly dysfunctional people in a dysfunctional relationship that was pretty doomed to end violently and have dire consequences for both everyone around them and countless people across the galaxy. He should have been either been forced to sever the relationship with her or have his relationship with the Jedi Order severed.

          Palpatine saw this and being the ruthless social climber that he was, exploited it to the fullest extent in classic Shakespearean fashion. Essentially Iago by another name.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Anakin and Padme were two profoundly dysfunctional people in a dysfunctional relationship
            Pretty much
            Natalie Portman says she was purely taken away by Anakin's looks, charm, and heroics
            I suppose she overlooked his darker side, thinking she could save him - heaven knows I've been there before...
            >or have his relationship with the Jedi Order severed
            They were going to "after the war is over". It didn't help that Anakin was indeed extremely valuable to the war effort, he couldn't just leave.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I suppose she overlooked his darker side, thinking she could save him

              She might very well have been able to, but not in the manner that went about it. Trying to keep it a secret was the last thing she should have done. It essentially left them both open to blackmail (Palpatine took it a step further and successfully manipulated both of them). They should have either publicly flaunted it and simply accepted the consequences whatever they were or she should have made it clear to him that they could not pursue a relationship during wartime and that whatever they were going to do would have to wait.

              https://i.imgur.com/tx7Mm5e.jpg

              But why ARE pregnant women so hot?

              >But why ARE pregnant women so hot?

              High testosterone.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its not like sex and marriage was forbidden. Just very frowned upon. It would probably set any hope Anakin has of becoming a Jedi Master back a few years.
                In one of the novels its flat out stated that Anakin and Padme, was planning to go public as soon as the war was over.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But why ARE pregnant women so hot?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >why ARE pregnant women so hot?
              Some hot pregnant women remain hot
              Not-hot women, I assure you, don't turn hot when they are pregnant

              https://i.imgur.com/qIT7LRo.jpg

              >I suppose she overlooked his darker side, thinking she could save him

              She might very well have been able to, but not in the manner that went about it. Trying to keep it a secret was the last thing she should have done. It essentially left them both open to blackmail (Palpatine took it a step further and successfully manipulated both of them). They should have either publicly flaunted it and simply accepted the consequences whatever they were or she should have made it clear to him that they could not pursue a relationship during wartime and that whatever they were going to do would have to wait.

              [...]
              >But why ARE pregnant women so hot?

              High testosterone.

              >blackmail
              was never a problem though

              https://i.imgur.com/qIT7LRo.jpg

              >I suppose she overlooked his darker side, thinking she could save him

              She might very well have been able to, but not in the manner that went about it. Trying to keep it a secret was the last thing she should have done. It essentially left them both open to blackmail (Palpatine took it a step further and successfully manipulated both of them). They should have either publicly flaunted it and simply accepted the consequences whatever they were or she should have made it clear to him that they could not pursue a relationship during wartime and that whatever they were going to do would have to wait.

              [...]
              >But why ARE pregnant women so hot?

              High testosterone.

              >They should have either publicly flaunted it and simply accepted the consequences whatever they were
              They more or less did fail to hide it from Obi-Wan and maybe Yoda and a couple of other Jedi; the Jedi let it pass because it didn't seem to be a real problem, and because Anakin was so needed for the war

              Bear in mind that there is no turning back, it isn't possible for them to make the relationship public, the Jedi Order must not allow attachment; the one time they made an exception is this, and the Order was destroyed and half the galaxy dismantled

              >she should have made it clear to him that they could not pursue a relationship during wartime
              rationality
              humans
              pick one

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bear in mind that there is no turning back, it isn't possible for them to make the relationship public, the Jedi Order must not allow attachment; the one time they made an exception is this, and the Order was destroyed and half the galaxy dismantled
                But now you're forgetting the OT. Luke heralded the Return of the Jedi™ and redeemed Anakin thanks to his attachment and love. I hate Grey Jedi fags but they, and my bro Kyle Katarn, have a point. It's how you use it. The Jedi died in the PT because, as shown on screen, they had become a reclusive, extremely dogmatic sect so afraid of emotions that it lead to their downfall.

                The big lesson to be learned in both the Jedi's downfall and the Empire's defeat is hubris.
                >Jedi so sure that denying themselves any semblance of normal sapient socialization will save them blinded them to the threat they created
                >Sheev so confident in his own keikaku lead to him getting tossed down the DSII shaft

                And that brings me to the sequel trilogy. It's not canon. That's all I have to say on Disney Wars

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >redeemed Anakin thanks to his attachment
                Luke LET GO of his attachment
                the scene in the Death Star Throne Room is widely misconstrued. Luke was tempted several times; with the lives of the Rebel fleet, then his sister, then himself. each time he FORESWORE attachment. he won by not fighting, which was the point of his retarded-ass plan. (Yoda died thinking "this stupid shit is going to get himself killed, thank fuck there is another Skywalker")

                >as shown on screen, they had become a reclusive, extremely dogmatic sect so afraid of emotions
                according to whom? Anakin? the very exception who proved the rule?

                >sequel trilogy
                remember that autistic gay SuperShadow? the sad part is that his scripts actually look reasonable, when compared with Disney scripts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Old Republic
        >He doesn't know history
        Please go back to the academy.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making Jedi generals were a move as stupid as selling rank to nobles.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      {Perhaps but jedi were were very well educated train to lead others.

      Also if you battalion command started charging forth solo into oncoming firing and slaughtering the enemy I can't think of a better morale boost then that,

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sadge

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They apparently used actual soldiers for motion capture here. I like that. They should stuff more veterans in armour for battle scenes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They should stuff more veterans in armour
        Anon, I'm sorry but none of the clonetrooper armor is real. Not one suit was made for screen. It's all CG.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PrepHole - Fantasy and Capeshit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget video gaymes and roleplaying

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obi Wan and Plo Koon were probably the only half decent Jedi generals to be under in the Clone Wars, and Anakin if you could stand a little bit of crazy. Everyone else was barely competent at best and actively malicious towards their own troops otherwise. I personally wonder how much of Order 66 was clones just being brainwashed from mental programming as opposed to them itching to get some payback on what might as well have been some self righteous retards with lightsabers getting their literal brothers ground into meat by the thousands as if they were droids themselves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you go off the animated series, Anakin would probably be the best, alongside Plo. Personally, I subscribe to that because it fits with his lead-from-the-front style as Vader too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Awaking wasn't a good tactician.

        He repeatedly gets outmanouvered by his opposition. He then consistently uses his personal combat abilities as a crutch to compensate for his lacking tactical acumen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rahm Kota was a good tactician and strategist, and was the only Jedi with actual experience as an officer, having led an army during a brutal civil war on his home planet. Though he never used clones.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      About half of the jedies didnt really see their clones as real people, and just used them as resources.
      Meanwhile you got jedi like Rahm Kota, who saw the clones as a threat and instead formed his own milita and fought with them

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh clone wars
    These bros fight like they're losing to Napoleon.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never storm the breech at Mygeeto with Ki-Adi-Mundi in the 21st Nova Corps in the dying days of the war on the cusp of total victory

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ki-Adi-Mundi was the only jedi, who was officially allowed to have sex with women.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sex wasnt disallowed just heawely frowned upon. Also he had a harem of wives

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jedi bad

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently went back and watched all of Kenobi’s duels, including Clone Wars, and I have come to the conclusion that he’s pretty, pretty strong

    I guess Sheev had good reason to fear him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could have beaten him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably true. If memory serves Jedi were dogshit at countering Kinetic based weaponry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a supercut? Obi Wan is the only gay character I've ever thought was cool.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can just go to youtube and search for
        "<character> fights"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kenobi only mastered the most basic form of Lightsaber techniques because canonically HE WAS DOG SHIT at all the others even to the point his Master point it out.

      So when he gets into a pure 1 vs 1 and not being fueled with anger (like against Maul) he will curbstomp majority of people because all he does is Defense + Parry. The sad thing about Obi-Wan dueling is that he always tries to match his partner and Anakin is a strength retard and so he forced to fight in different style to act as Anakin's assistant which results in Obi-Wan getting fucked up and losing.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will never have Aayla Secura's BLueberry BLue Asscheeks right over your face while you snipe planets with the Galaxy Gun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how sweaty she must’ve got on Felucia

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Midriff is the best thing about her

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather fight for Anakin honestly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he learned a lot from his master Qui Gon "Gin"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when's the next Plinkett review?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half of those pictures involve him getting drugged or has a drug dealer in them

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro shut the fuck up. KYS

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a fucking moron who always dropped his space sword. We also never saw him leading diddly squat.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Robert E. Lee in anime form anon

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A challenger appears

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. I would have been chilling within the first ring of walls right up to the point of the rumbling and even after that. Fuck getting eaten/crushed by rocks/crushed by fuck huge giants.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >peak military leadership
    he kind of seemed like a retard in the prequels honestly. what was his plan if grievous denied his retarded 1v1 duel and just had all his droids fire on him?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >army of genetically ideal essential super soldiers trained from birth for 12 years straight to be the perfect soldiers
    >given extra training on top of that from some of the most fearsome bounty hunters, mercenaries, soldiers, assassins and other such professions in the galaxy
    >given equipment that, while having it's faults, was extremely capable and up to the task of the intended role of clone army
    >a highly mobile, shock troop army that would move planet to planet, defeating the CIS and leaving protection and garrison detail to recruited locals
    >clone wars finally come
    >90% of the combat is standing in the fucking open within 100 meters of the numerically superior enemy because 'oh the jedi want us to follow them
    >garrisons worlds instead of using volunteer forces
    >tries to do sieges instead of utilising capital ship weaponry to pinpoint strike strongholds into dust
    The jedi are genuinely fucking retarded and never should have been given anything beyond advisory and strike team roles in the war

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of the jedi abilities actually help them be better generals. They should've been used as special forces and intelligence officers only

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think the senate was scared of a coup if they gave the clone army to anybody except the jedi order whom they already trusted
        you also have to consider sheev's role in putting the jedi in a postion he can later demonize

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They should've been used as special forces and intelligence officers only
        Bear in mind that canonically the Republic didn't have any generals, the Jedi were the only ones even halfway suited for the job

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mixing EU and movie depictions
      ngmi

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >an ancient religious sect of knight-LARPer monks doesn't make good generals for cutting edge warfare
      color me surprised!

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I ask out of leadership is they have done the shit they ask me to do and are willing to put in much bullshit overtime or off color time as they ae asking me. Had a boss that worked like 60 hours a week. Always picked up when I called about unsure situations and wanted his guidance. He gave me clear direct instructions and helped if it required him.

    I knew he was EASILY over 60 a week. I would follow that man into to hell.

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