>only thing's I enjoy anymore is drinking, driving around for 3 hours at night and finding junk on the side of the road to fix (while doing th...

>only thing's I enjoy anymore is drinking, driving around for 3 hours at night and finding junk on the side of the road to fix (while doing the former)
Who else knows this feel?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just found another lawn tool on the side of the road, a 2 stroke wacker, probably got straight gassed from the feel of the gas. It's late so I only was able to dump a cap full of oil in from the trunk and throw a spark tester on it, strong spark, did get it to fire up twice. First time was a fluke, don't see how it did it since the following 5 minutes I couldn't get it to go.
    But if I pulled it, then followed up rapidly again while it was retracting, I managed to get it to start up a few following times.
    Would that be indicative of low compression, or the gas being on the edge of not being usable. There wasn't much gas in it, so if it was at a full tank I don't think it would've lived long enough to use that much gas before dying, nor start again afterwards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Turn off the choke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one care about your life story

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I Care. Black personhomosexual.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed drinking and driving until i got arrested

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont enjoy drinking or driving anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I still do it, but I don't enjoy it; like fricking OP's mother.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking and driving, same as smoking weed and driving, or doing lsd and driving, or any other drug, are all a lot of fun until you kill someone. Luckily I grew up and stopped all that shit without having an accident or getting a DUI.

    Actually, my stupidest driving was when I needed sleep. Twice I was in location A, then later on realized I was way too sleepy and decided to pull over, but realized I was already at location B and had apparently driven many miles while sleeping or dozing off, occasionally waking up when I ran off the road and hit noisy gravel.

    I don't believe in angels or god or anything, but I have to wonder how I survived the stupid years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed drinking and driving until i got arrested

      I meant former as in while driving around late at night I find junk to fix, not drunk driving for 3 hours.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree that's actually worse than drinking and driving

      At least with 5 beers you're not falling asleep

      Sleepy driving is definitely more dangerous

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god damn I've been hitting craigslist free hard. I've restored a grill, got a gig, picked up another electric mower and passed up on so many deals.

    I haven't gotten to driving around rich neighborhoods on garbage day in the wee hours yet but I used to score so much shit that just needed a power wash for reselling when I did.

    I could be earning 6 figures but I'm fricking off repairing lawnmowers buttholes let sit with gas for $50 a pop. What the frick is wrong with me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I could be earning 6 figures but I'm fricking off repairing lawnmowers buttholes let sit with gas for $50 a pop. What the frick is wrong with me?
      You can't buy satisfaction with six figures.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can sure as frick build and equip a fine workshop with six figures.

    • 1 month ago
      Sieg

      Dude I suffer from the same bullshit, I’ll spend $25 in gas, $100 in parts to get an 1800s sewing machine going I got for free

      Rather than just buying a new sewing machine for $30 at Walmart and using it until it breaks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure that's called a 'hobby'.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon pay attention to

        https://i.imgur.com/kOYf7bd.jpeg

        Pretty sure that's called a 'hobby'.

        I enjoy this hobby too but it's only that, you will never make money with vintage sewing machines unless you find an odd one like a C shape or similar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I could be earning 6 figures
      No you wont. Stop telling big lies to try to impress people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got a gig
      OK. like a singing job, or a frog gig, or a fish gig, or just poked in a special place ?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried drunk cycling? It's like drunk driving but with the added natural high of exercise for max euphoria. Plus while drunk your muscles rarely feel tired, any fear of getting hit by a car goes away, and you don't even notice snow and rain. tl;dr: If there is a heaven it's being drunk on a bicycle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used to that, almost broke my neck doing a front flip in the neighbors yard taking a shortcut and hitting a massive hole, also fell off in the rain. I had to bike/walk to work for 2 years so any fun I had fricking with bikes is gone.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is the tier list for gas machines relative to size and resale value? Are mowers worth bothering with due to the extra space they take up? I would think snow blowers would be the highest value.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is none. All you moronic hillbillies and meth head scrapers think everything is worth money. Even if its a doller from your friend to frick your loose used up girlfriend/wife.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I could be earning 6 figures
        No you wont. Stop telling big lies to try to impress people.

        No one care about your life story

        >3 posts within 6 minutes b***hing with similarly bad grammar.
        Spot the seething city slicker.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >seething
          Not seething. Just cant stand you rednecks talking about anything. All you frickers do is stand in a wore out shed drinking your natty light.

          >similarly bad grammar
          Being a hypocrite about something you do daily on the internet along with everyone else. No one cares.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't Black person city slickers the one with bad grammar?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to circle k for a big pepsi max instead of beer then found a poulan pro and a husky. I managed to lose my second spark tester again somehow after trying to get the lawn tractor running last week. But I just put some fuel in the poulan and managed to get it running. First few pulls it started easy but will have to clean the carb since it was hard to start after the first few times. Husky is a old consumer saw so not going to mess with it until getting the poulan working good since it's a newer one that actually has parts availability.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT WAS YOU you were the guy that picked up my old wheelbarrow when I dumped it on the side of the road at 11pm. Thanks fren.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I did grab 3 sets if skis off the side of the road though last night.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too autistic to keep my union job
    Not rarted enough to be on disability
    I've been inhabiting this feel for some time

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold the alcoholic animals, bemused with drink, the right to an immoderate use of which comes along with freedom. It is not for us and ours to walk that road. (Protocols 1:22)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Revolution time, Bruce.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >23 KB
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    >only thing's I enjoy anymore is drinking, driving around for 3 hours at night and finding junk on the side of the road to fix (while doing the former)

    I could write that into a kino neo-noir film

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll give you the rights if you can get Ryan Gosling on board with the script.

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