ONE MILLION SOLDIERS

One million Russian soldiers will soon march on Kiev. But why shouldn't Russia use the mobilization on other nearby hostile nations? ONE MILLION SOLDIERS MARCH FOR RODINA.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reclaim Alaska
    In Winter
    With prior notice to America

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep going I've been edging all day.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Russia declare war yet? wtf is Putin doing??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has the speech happened yet? There was a thread for it but mods are fags and deleted it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Russian stock market is currently crashing hard and I see this. Something big is happening

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >giga happening!
          https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/396110982/

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what a deluded asshole

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot the part where Finland destroyed this vatnik. Here you go anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              when we crack the theory of everything we're gonna find Genghis Khan at the center of physics , ruling that mongols will always mog russians no matter the situation

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ebin :DDDDDD

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            demoralization thread
            Ukraine shoots back

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's 4chan. The whole board is full of vatniks, chicoms and stormfags who worship tyrants.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw 1 million dead kacap

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Russia received something from China giving them the confidence to moooobilize
            Okay
            >Ukraine and the EU will totally fail
            X to doubt.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If the West decides to abandoned China it's gonna be very hard on them, if China is gonna abandoned by the West we will see a civil war within China in the next decade.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >OMEGA HAPPENINGS, GET IN HERE!
            >It's some retarded bullshit.
            Why is 4chan so viciously retarded?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              combine teenagers with limited experience and understanding of the world looking for identity with schizophrenics that have a distorted view of the world and thats how you get 15 year old mexican kids saying “heil hitler” without irony.
              like
              imagine the kind of dipshit cuck you have to be to look at russia at any point in history and think “yeah thats the good shit”.
              4chan was astroturfed by neo-nazis and now the communists are trying again.
              shits fucking weird my bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its Ogre.

            In a unrelated Note... Why ist pol Always so retarded?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Y'all realize that if they declare mobilization, that's not what's going to happen, right
            Mobilization is THE bridge too far for Russia.
            The mobilization button is a self destruct button.
            Russia will tear itself to shreds.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Russia is a petrol station and Putin is about to triple the "mineral tax" and he amount of money hoovered from oil companies, to the point where dividends that had already been published and priced in are about to be pulled back
          that's the main reason for the stock crash
          because, of course, the Russian Goverment is swimming in cash, they only need that money for wallpaper
          HOWEVER
          Putin has a speech pre-recorded to be played tonight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey deleted it because 1) it was off topic. And 2) it was a bad link anyway.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah sure the one million starving peasants of russia real game changer there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEIR FROZEN BODIES WILL FORM THE PATHS OVER WHICH RUSSIAN TANKS WILL ROLL INTO KYIV!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >70km column of soldiers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me fix that for you.
      > 70km column of men, mostly unarmed, in various stages of inadequate clothing and starvation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >as the men fall in the front, the ones in the rear cannibalize them on the move

        ah yes the 'self feeding march' technique, very smart, highly tactical

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          An army marches on its stomach
          literally

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Old military term is 'foraging'.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >send 1,000,000 poorly equipped starving men
          >end up with 250,000 well equipped well fed men
          >bonus: enemy forced to waste ammo
          you will never comprehend russian genius.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >march
    quite literally march, as even Buhankas are scarce asset in Russia nowadays

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would they attack Finland, Poland or the Baltics?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poland 100%. Zeihan thinks Warsaw could easily get nuked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why not the baltics tho?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Zeihan

        Literally who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Would they attack Finland

      Do you think we could pose some of them again in funny poses before they freeze and send them to Estonia as a gift, brought by the Themis UGV?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen this Estonian RC thing but what is it actually being used for

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dragging dead Russians.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The main purpose of the THeMIS Transport is to support onbase logistics and provide last mile resupply for fighting units on the front line.

          It's mainly a donkey, but you can also put weapon stations on the chassis if you want. I bet it's a really nice thing to have for dudes with mortars to stack rounds on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >attack Finland with human waves probably missing cold weather gear right as winter starts.
        The ghost of Simo Hayha would literally rise out of the snow to feed on the frostbitten souls of all the dead vatniks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >probably
          no probably about it, it's a certainty. even regular troops don't have enough winter clothes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WITH WHAT FOR FUCKS SAKE?
      I have asked you dumb tourist fucks this question so many times. Have you been following a different war where Russia has plenty of modern equipment or what?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    russian logistics be like

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think the winds blow in that direction, their ashes will spread over Russia

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one million troops, one million trooooops
    wooow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very good reference I enjoyed it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelensky will be sucked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, they're gonna have to march, because they sure as fuck ain't gonna have enough vehicles to drive them there.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's say you're a country on the Russian border and one million Russian soldier with mosin nagants and no body armor start marching over your border
    What's your best option to deal with the problem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Winter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        beat me to it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Precision artillery&drone strikes
      Aka what they've been doing up until now since the million russians will just get bogged down by the soon to be frozen wasteland and get absolutely demoralized by the never ending drone strikes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Estonia here, we have rechambered mg42s to nato cartridges to ensure a steady, endless supply of ammo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have a fun country with pretty ladies. First time I ever had mead was in Tallinn. I got drunk with the harbor husbanding agent and had a really great time.
        Estibro, here is my offer: I will trade you 2 of my (many) Ar-15s for one Esti QT 3 14, which I believe to be a fair price.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we have at times more liberal gun laws than burgerland, we just don't hand them out to any retard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we just don't hand them out to any retard
            >he doesn't know that the Tard Vanguard Shock Troops are the secret to American imperial hegemony
            lol, lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the Tard Vanguard Shock Troops
              They're called Marines, anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >from 7.92×57mm to 7.62x51mm
        BASED

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >from 7.92×57mm to 7.62x51mm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Narva, spring 2023

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kraut guns killing ruskies with NATO rounds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's your best option to deal with the problem?
      Any sort of fortification.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raygun and a pack-a-punched LMG.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously, it’s not the most effective, but I would break the napalm out of retirement. I just feel bad that they won’t have any winter gear, so I want to make sure they’re warm. I’m a humanist after all.

      >give a man fire; you keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire; and you keep him warm for the rest of his life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cluster munitions for HIMARS and 155mm artillery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the best K/D in human history? Might be a new record.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The guys who nuked Hiroshima & Nagasaki.
        If you're talking handhelds, still Simo as far as I'm aware.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Simo
          God imagine if it happened AGAIN

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Handheld was a guy who did like 1/4 of the executions for Karyn. He single-handedly shot like 5,000 people

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True.
            Though if we're talking pure combat, it's Simo, or some pre-1600s guy who killed tons in melee and didn't die himself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >some pre-1600s guy who killed tons in melee and didn't die himself.
              One of the spanish conquistadors most likely. The aztec way of war revolved around capturing the enemy army intact to use as human sacrifices, ransom, or slavery. They were also pre-iron age using colourful animal pelts as armour, moreso for intimidation rather than protection, and swinging clubs with rocks attached to them. Conquistadors in plate armour and steel weapons absolutely slaughtered them because the spanish fought to kill first and foremost. The aztecs also had no form of mounted cavalry due to horses not existing across the ocean so heavily armoured shock cavalry were unbeatable tanks they had no counter for.
              90% of the entire native american population died from the conquests, mostly through disease mind you, but the k/d ratio of those guys would've been insane

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus christ its almost like the closest example we have to an alien invasion happening.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pic
                So THIS.... is the power of smallpox.....
                woah.....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's your best option to deal with the problem?
      wait because they will all freeze to death

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Battalion of armored steam rollers and couple of drones for live streaming it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Break out the old AA autocannons.
      Like machine guns that fire grenades.
      Add MGs and artillery for extra Hispanicy fireworks

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE MILLION RUSSIAN SOLDIERS
    Ukraine needs to negotiate. There is simply no other alternative than to give up Eastern Ukraine to Russia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he like this? Does he have way too many stocks in Gazprom?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Da, am John-Smith for Virgina-oblast. Am of agree with fellow countryman. Is of time for Ukraine to stop senseless aggression against Russia.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ukraine can easily match that number.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE FIRST MAN GETS A MOSIN
    THE SECOND MAN GETS BULLETS
    THIRD MAN GETS BOOTS
    FOURTH MAN IS EXPECTED TO RECLAIM ALL THOSE AND BRING THEM BACK FOR THE NEXT WAVE!
    URAAAH!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One million poorly trained and equipped Russians in tight formation.
    Can you imagine the blue balls of Apache AH64 pilots right now? Is this why Poland is buying so many?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Russia does this without air superiority, you will see a meat grinder you can't imagine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A10 pilots shaking with excitement rn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you will never be a gunship pilot mowing down hordes of vatniks in Ukraine
      Ho-hum.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soon

    Yeah no. They won't be ready until the new year at the earliest.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One million dead russians
    Pls stop, I fapped twice today already.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Russia want to kill so many Russians?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See that's the secret, there is nothing in the world that Russians hate more then other Russians.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          those Russians sure are contemptuous people

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You've made an enemy for life. I'll nuke you

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But why shouldn't Russia use the mobilization on other nearby hostile nations?
    They actually probably will. The Ukraine situation is fucked because of the lack of equipment and shoveling more meat in there will just embarrass Russia further, but shipping in some thugs to intimidate the various formerly Russia-aligned whocarestans getting funny ideas will have a lot more results.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but shipping in some thugs to intimidate the various formerly Russia-aligned whocarestans getting funny ideas will have a lot more results.
      Would be amusing for russia to attempt moving over to Kazakhstan with those just to get stuck mile away from border and pissed off kazakhs wiping floor with russians.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEK we're just going to send more weapons and get literally one million rusomorons killed without losing a single NATO soldier.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if instead of announcing mobilization, they just come out on TV with a big "Mission Accomplished" banner and say the "military operation" is complete?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please. Fucking. Do. It. Retards.

    I want this. We all want this. We want to se you try, motherfucker. I’m literally begging you to do it. Please.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The speech should be happening now. I wanna watch it live

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY FUCK. HE'S GOING TO DO IT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE
    >MILLION
    >LIVES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ghost of Kiev shows up to post-stall maneuver SFFS bombs into the hangar of Putin's secret mega sub
      I'd watch it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If we just had a million more lives, it will end the war
      >Trust me guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Let me know when the bodie-I mean the debris stops falling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/TeL2nS3.jpg

      >If we just had a million more lives, it will end the war
      >Trust me guys

      https://i.imgur.com/PU15Skc.gif

      >Let me know when the bodie-I mean the debris stops falling

      SALUTEM PAVIDOS
      MEA JUDICIUM EST

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unarmoured human wave attacks
    Oh god, the PrepHoleino will be amazing. Russian zoomers getting mowed down by their hundreds and deepining Russia's already shit demographic situation.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's about 1000 soldiers in that picture
    How many of them do you think are still alive?
    500?
    100?
    1?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two more weeks pidor

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What game is that picture from?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One million troops
    >Troop in Russian means corpse

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the contract soldiers fared this bad, conscripts will be horrendous. They won't even understand what happened to them, they will leave Belogorod and not even get a chance to shoot once before getting blown up.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem*
    NEXT WAVE

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hasn't Russia long ago thrown in the training units into the grinder? If mobilization happens it will be a glorious disaster.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Armed with broken bottles and AIDS.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Send 1 million soldiers to Ukr leaving behind 1 million sexually frustrated Russian women
    >Tfw 500k of those return home, broken by war, to find their wives and mudas have become lesbians or trans
    >Tfw they realize the rich Moscow chads and Kadyvorites now each sport harems.
    Over the last week anons have taught me that Russian women are like this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wives and mudas have become lesbians or trans
      you misspelled "five dollar whores"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You missed the implication that they already are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're five ruble whores now. five dollars would be quite a step up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kadyvorites
      They’re dying in Ukraine. And these people will lose their grip in Chechnya and will Chechnya will become an independent Islamic Emirate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would be worried about all the very experienced Chechens who tasted victory in Afghanistan and have a horde of weapons, that's for sure.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A new generation of Dudayevites is already fighting in Ukraine against Russia, led by experienced veterans from the old wars. The remaining ones back in Chechnya proper are just waiting for their chance to rise up in kind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Islamic terrorism in Russia again
        >in the age of 4k
        inshallah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a good time for Western Chads to hit the gym, learn Russian, and bank some savings. Then swoop in when this is all over with all the new jobs for "rendering humanitarian aid."

      We can single handedly fix Russia's population problem!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aye

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I was gonna do that anyway but trapezing through eastern Ukraine shipping back any sort of parts or kit I can find. The combloc kit market is about to explode. Also I want more bakelites.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's that fucking address
    Hurry it up Putin I have other things to do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oi this guy said it's on soon innit lads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is making everyone wait as a form of petty revenge of being forced to wait a few days ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Putin had some bad tea. Tommy hort.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RT tweeted a while ago announcing the speech, but it was mysteriously deleted

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they have boots?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You see the Ukrainians have a pre set kill limit, knowing their weakness, I'll send wave after wave of my own men at them until they reach their limit and shut down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, the kill limit is set to 4294967295

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if this war will surpass the original Crimea War in casualties? Is Putin really going to bury his entire army in Ukraine?

    What the fuck is he thinking? The US is going to start going ham and providing deadlier and deadlier weapons and Ukraine has no plan on stopping.

    What a fucking buffoon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The US is going to start going ham and providing deadlier and deadlier weapons and Ukraine has no plan on stopping.
      Ukraine has just captured 10x more weapons than what they received from NATO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Russian/Soviet junk is nothing compared to NATO weapons.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only needs to work once

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And that's why everyone's kinda pissed. Yeah, T-80BVMs and T-90Ms can basically be slotted right back into inventory with no retraining, enabling them to restore their own existing strength
          But NATO standard MBTs would be a whole new level of gamechanging.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            T-90M is proper modern tank. There is nothing wrong with it. I recommend you to watch T-72B3 video review from Ukrainian tank crew on youtube with google translated subs. He said some bad things about it but praised his T-64 and T-80.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as he doesn't admit he's lost, he stays in power.

      This will delay the moment he has to admit it, but won't cancel it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Putin really going to bury his entire army in Ukraine?
      he already has for all intents and purposes

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ukrainian farmers are going to have the most fun

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Armatard, he's going to be conscripted and killed by a Ukrainian femboy

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just remember... in Russia you don't get medical exception from mobilization. you have medical problem, you get assigned rank of cannon fodder 1st class!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >take person who is legit mentally ill
      >give them guns
      >give them grenades
      >give them a tank
      what could go wrong?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is literally how Lenin came to power in 1917

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >take person who is legit mentally ill
        If they exempted the mentally ill there would be no eligible russians left to conscript.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > take person who is legit mentally ill
        > give them no guns, grenades or tanks
        > give them a pair of boots if there are any
        There, your perfect plan.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When's monke going to start his speech?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in 2 weeks

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Break into house, murder family rape wife
    >Hold a referendum where the residents of the house decide if it's now my house
    >I vote for myself
    >This is legitimate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Husband comes home from work
      >I stand my ground and kill the intruder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Totally self defense bro. Dont forget to scream out the window you're going to do the same to every other house in the neighborhood if they don't leave you alone.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a million soldiers, a million fathers and sons, a million teachers, factory workers, car mechanics and students. All men in their prime, the very core of a country. So many of them will die and Russia will be left without a core and simply dissolve.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like a million grandpa's and teenagers

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >EU foreign policy chief - I don't know, nobody knows how this will end everyone who goes to the negotiation table returns with one word. No.
    What a fucking tantrum holy shit.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you murricans conscript in the legion if you are so tough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or I could just watch you die in HD while I scratch my balls at home.
      What to do, what to do...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You must beat the game on the current difficulty to unlock higher ones.

        Checked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more like this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's whats going to happen to all the new conscripts considering russia's logistic situation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A-anon you are aware that the US is TOTALLY UNAFFECTED by Russia's gas strategy right? If anything they stand to make a fuckton of cash exporting LNG.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will give half of your gas to Europe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You wish, lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And what would stop him from taking it? Your bitch ass army?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Air Force most likely, but yeah. They might even dab over his corpse in a tiktok.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i don't even have a gas stove i just run it off of the local river

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your community heating system is using gas. the industry. Kino German cars will double their price. Germans won't have money for cocaine anymore ant they will go full nazi again.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Your community heating system is using gas
                no because i live in sweden where it runs off uranium and rivers

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For a 500% markup? You fuckin' bet moron. That's the American way.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is one of the most retarded "protest" Russians could think of, do they really believe that households could affect gas storages? Only think this will affect is higher bills for them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he should probably turn that off after he gets conscripted.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fucking have a nice day, pidorashka.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damn why didn't he stream himself buying soap or sugar?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Week capitalist pigs can't even go six months without cramming syrup down their fat throats. Russia to strong. It not NEED sugar hah.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you know what alcohol is made from?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Turpentine and antifreeze?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gasoline?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally fucking cotton.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              America is full of gas, they're making loads of money while Russian fossil fuel revenues are crashing
              epic win!!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Has it on lowest setting
              Lmao, most boilers set to 21c use that every day.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            While Europe wasted time with frivolity like "universal healthcare" and "education" and "quality of life" WE studied the gun.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the gun of Tyrone before he shot you in the face and became a national hero.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Does someone speak slav? I can't understand what this one is trying to say.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's how Moscow is going to look though. You're going into war economy. Meanwhile Vilnius, Warsaw and Berlin are going to be warm and cozy. None of us are going to notice the absence of you and your products in our lives.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I live in a NATO country, and i want (You) out. I don't like (You).

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're going to hang.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get your patriot rockets out of here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You will hang.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Which oblast?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The main thing I noticed ever since the war started is that there's a lot more stuff in shops marked with Russian runes that has been redirected to European stores despite being originally intended for Russian market. I wonder if someone could compare the prices of like, vacuum cleaners to last year.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Moscow is going to be facing a million man draft. I think Europe will be just fine. Worst they will face is slightly higher prices for a bit. Meanwhile Moscow loses another (fractional due to previous wars) generation, just before the Moscvals lose all of their imperial colonies as she collapses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You must beat the game on the current difficulty to unlock higher ones.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't murricans who started shit, they got nothin' to prove, it's russkies who do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't need to, we are killing Russians from the comfort of our homes. Them on the other hand will be stacked like firewood come this winter.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >RT tentatively announced a speech to gauge human reaction on social media and instant messaging, and it was postponed because everyone started bitching over the internet that it was going to be war
    bet on it

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the pussy out? Speech was supposed to happen already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some oligarchs needed help falling out of windows after the news broke. Please understand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      minor smooking accident, trust the broadcasting plan

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    on foot, during winter?

    would wait till spring honestly...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >would wait till spring honestly...
      where they can start their operation all over again because they lost every grain of land kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Alright gg on that one, beat 2 of 3 though.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And then there was nothing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, it is Russia. Somebody probably stole the clock or pawned the broadcasting equipment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. People read too much into subhumans doing regular subhuman things.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lzZdy4U.jpg

      >"We heard from Kremlin sources that Putin was going to address the country tonght, but 2 hours later and we've still heard nothing" from sky livestream
      what the FUCK is he doing?

      Surely they haven't dragged him out back and to the shed, holding a mock trial and shooting him point blank, right?
      haha, r-right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hello all it is me, Mr. Putin. I am announcing that we are ending the special military operation in Ukraine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's Luka time!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

          >verification not required

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Luka won the Slavic Warring States era
          In Japan the monkey won, so I was betting on that one now too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I loved how, it was joke joke joke, in that movie. Then they drag beria to a shed, hold a brutal mock trial in 5 minutes with him vacilating between crying, and screaming he will kill them, then one of the Russian generals just pops him in the face with no specific order to do so just the paperwork was signed. Like fuck, that has to be the most realistic political trial ever put onscreen.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, Beria was one of the most hated motherfuckers in the Soviet Union.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOL I can imagine either FSB glowies' losing a few years of life while they gauge public reaction to the announcement of the speech or getting reports of some catastrophic military losses just after the announcement... either way, it sounds delicious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If Russia sticks its head above the parapet, NATO will knock it off"
      I love bongtalk

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >with Russia going bust it means Syria will follow it too
    >2015 bogaloo part 2

    Who am I kidding they already do that on fake ukie passports...

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"We heard from Kremlin sources that Putin was going to address the country tonght, but 2 hours later and we've still heard nothing" from sky livestream
    what the FUCK is he doing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's dead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Decided to take a sudden holiday to his bunker in the Urals. Supposedly that's where he makes his best speeches. Perfectly understandable. There is no panic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chimping out or getting couped.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Shoigu walks on stage with a bag, looks into camera for a few minutes, and then draws the head of Putin from the bag.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't just hold a fake vote and then start sperging about nooks. Imagine trying to play monopoly with these fucking troglodytes

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    somebody put some banans in the conference room, maybe that'll draw him out

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God imagine the Russian sliz market over the next few years

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even the fucking speech needs two more weeks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The speech is returning to port under it's own power, don't panic!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fuck I forgot about that

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe rusia monky trolled all of you retards ~~*(

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How likely is it that Putin got the Beria treatment ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not very, but one can always dream.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Highly unlikely. Some objections were probably raised and now a bunch of oligarchs are going to suffer tragic accidents.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right now not very. But with every passing second of this war it has become more likely, and if shit gets really bad next year with the embargoes finally starting to drag down the economy for the middle class, and upper middle class. Then ya its beria time. I wonder if they have the shed still, just like the designed murder shed.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can pidorussia mobilize 2 million men for years of war if they can't even mobilize a single putin for 15 minutes?

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did the oligarchs mooooobilize beforehand and put vladimir vladimirovich in a cauldron? sopa de macaco is nice this time of the year

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Putin just peform a media feint?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep an ear out for Swan Lake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brava, totally played us all. With this one stroke of fate etc etc

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so im not going to moobilize and die, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You weren't until you posted that wojak. I'm afraid it's buttfucking in the field or buttfucking in the gulag for you now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you are exploded could do you please try to contort yourself into an amusing shape?

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surely
      SURELY
      We won't have a repeat of the Kharkiv Blitz?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/EQqVa2T.png

      Still not panicking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The blyat?
      Isn't Kharkiv like 100km away from the frontline now?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally on the border with Russia, which is what makes them not being able to hold it extra sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This actually plays into hypothesis that I heard that Putin wants to force AFU hand and make them do a barely prepared offensive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ukraine has glowies monitoring military traffic in the russian side, what's the surprise? tac nukes that won't have much of an effect on the fairly disperse troops of ukrainian advances?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see how mobilization achieves that. If he takes the time to train and equip the conscripts properly, it's well telegraphed and Ukraine can make the relevant preparations, if not achieve another victory that strengthens their position. If they're yeeted in after a week or two it's just a meat grinder of a thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I meant Russian puppets announcing referendum about annexation a few days from now, so that instead of carefully planned offensive by AFU in a few weeks to retake, for example, twin cities, they would have to do an offensive now.
          The problem with this hypothesis is of course that you have to have some army ready to use in a counter offensive. Which Russia most likely doesn't have

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can see Russia thinking that, but everything I've seen from Ukraine suggests any such referendum won't change a thing. And the strikes on Crimean Airbases in the summer, in territory already considered de jure Russian, mean in some sense Ukraine has already called any bluff about nuclear weapons. Ukraine's greatest success has come from attacking when they're good and ready, and not as a kneejerk reaction to political considerations.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They've been bullying Belgorod almost since the war started.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did a coup just happen?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      waiting for confirmation. also nice digits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      69

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The speech is starting.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some shit is going down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh oh, they're about to surround the whole of the donbass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wet dreams: imagine russians losing donetsk in the day the war is announced

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh oh, they're about to surround the whole of the donbass.

      I mean, this could be a psyop to get the Ukrainians to shoot their load too early. Monke may have no military experience but he knows how to play the falseflag game better than anyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if you went back to february and told some vatmorons that 6 months into the 3 days special operation, ukrainians will be launching a decisive assault to liberate the dumbass

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can they even amass that in two weeks before the war is over?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently it's been delayed a day, Sergei Markov.
    No mobilization announcement today, probably.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did they realize tonight?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they couldn't find the body double

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That they, in fact, suck at improvising and haven't gotten better at it in the seven months this most special of operations has been going on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go to sleep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing happend
      >go to sleep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go to sleep

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mobilization cancelled.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russian here.
    Ask questions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you a femboy catboy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will you dodge the draft?
      also how is Omsk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is your anus prepared for the army?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the general view of the speech being delayed?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will you dodge the draft?
        also how is Omsk

        I'm not in reserve and never was. So I will be fine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do people you know feel about the war?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most of my friends are Russians and Birts, both groups hope Putin gets the rope so they can go back to playing boardgames together.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In my circles no one really cares about war outside of throwing few dark jokes about our future. It's something distant and pretty much "routine" at this point. Same how the topic itself lost its steam in western media with time. "Yeah it just happens nothing new"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If there is a mobilization, what percentage of reservists do you think will try to dodge it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think they're going to get in formation and march towards the kremlin.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            After all those "updates" to Penal Code dodging for reservist sounds like walking on edge. But if mobilization happens I doubt they will enforce it so harsh unless its dire state where police catch every walking man on street

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looking forward to getting fucked in the ass by the other soldiers once you get drafted?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you going to do once the war is over and I buy your sister as cattle for 75 million rubles (29.99 USD)?

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Russia mobilizes, Ukraine should just preemptively invade Transnistria and Belarus just to deny Russia the attack vector and take Kaliningrad from the rear while they're at it. Really piss in their porridge.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N O P A N I C
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    C

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >announces a speech
    >crashes Russian stockmarkets
    >refuses to elaborate
    >leaves

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I highly doubt there will be mobilization. It mostly for solders who are already fighting or will be.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally some honesty

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did they gonna equip them with ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      North Korea will fix up all the T-62s and BMP-1s in deep storage for them.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, the fuck is going on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Putin is about to hit the self destruct button.
      It's the TNO ending.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's the TNO ending.
        the fuck is that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A fractured and dying Russia.

          There are problems with this map and the people, but you get my point.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Next Total War game?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Next HOI4 mod.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh fuck that's the ending of my videogame.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.flightradar24.com/RSD008/2d896493

    Is Putin flying to NY to address the UN directly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lavrov

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was already at the UN, Putin was notably absent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably pulling all their spies out of long island and the bronx

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