>ONE FUCKING T-34

>ONE FRICKING T-34

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Russia isn't running out of tanks.
    >Russia is making 100 new tanks a days.
    >Russia hasn't lost a single tank.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're all that's left?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buckle up, zigger. We're going to Bakhmut.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russia has decided to close it's gap with Africa by starting to use child soldiers due to the critical lack of available manpower

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if 3 size bigger, or 2 size bigger and made out of raincoat fabric.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick is the inside camouflaged?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they have windows

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that all? The parade cant possibly be over can it?
    Barely 20 vechicles
    Where are the tanks? IFVs??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where are the tanks? IFVs??
      https://www.oryxspioenkop.com

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A SINGLE FRICKING T-34

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get it, it’s not like they’ve lost T34s in Ukraine have they

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only you knew how bad things really are

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can’t spare the manhours or materials to get more T-34’s running

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They may not be short on museum piece T-34s, but they are incredibly hard up for qualified tankers and mechanics trying to get the shit in the depots up and running and they probably couldn't spare the manpower to make a bunch of shitty unreliable museum pieces run for a parade.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I don’t get it, it’s not like they’ve lost T34s in Ukraine have they

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah the High Desert. I can recognize that shit heap anywhere.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Compare this to last year not just in how many vehicles there were, but the speed in which the vehicles moved. Today's parade went snail pace to make it longer. It literally could've ended in 2 mins if they hadn't gone slow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plus the deliberate camera angles.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 fricking tank
    >a tank from ww2

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Artillery? None
    MLRS? None
    BTRs? BMPs?
    Wtfff is going on
    And that was the parade in Moscow. Other cities had to have had nothing then

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE
    >TEE
    >THIRTY
    >FOUR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, those cope cages are outdated! The current meta is to strap some ERA into them!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't cope cages with ERA actually be useful to some degree?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          To 720 degrees, to be more precise, as the commander's head will spin twice after that era fricking tears it off.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO TANKS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      T--T-T-I-G-E-R-S????

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hehehe

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a live stream with translation or commentary?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some anon did a brief translation of the speech

      [...]

      [...]

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there is more russian tank power at this single truck stop in Louisiana than in moscow itself

    how did it get like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek what a shitshow, I look forward to Girkin's remarks on the parade

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aviation was not working, armor was not working. Everyone knows everything. The defense ministry ass is in the ass.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          At this point AI can even translate obscure and mystifying languages like Japanese. So why is Russian so difficult for it?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because Russians, particularly older Russians, don't actually speak Russian in their daily life. They speak a weird mutt lingo that originated as prison slang, no joke.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              and unlike other languages, grammar doesn't mean shit in Russian unironically outside of learning it at an academic level in a western country. You can literally string together any form of 'close-enough' words to get the point across and it will be understood by the person you are talking to. It's a language of drunkards and that makes it quite easy to learn so long as you completely ignore grammar.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can literally string together any form of 'close-enough' words to get the point across and it will be understood by the person you are talking to. It's a language of drunkards and that makes it quite easy to learn so long as you completely ignore grammar.
                That's based though English works basically the same way, just smash words together

                "me need shit please elaborate on toilet" is perfectly understandable chinglish for example

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but you wouldn't expect this level of moronic lingo from the native population.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon we shit on ESL speak for a reason, it’s incredibly embarrassing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i mock turd worlders because they're idiots.
                also checkem.

                and unlike other languages, grammar doesn't mean shit in Russian unironically outside of learning it at an academic level in a western country. You can literally string together any form of 'close-enough' words to get the point across and it will be understood by the person you are talking to. It's a language of drunkards and that makes it quite easy to learn so long as you completely ignore grammar.

                >You can literally string together any form of 'close-enough' words to get the point across and it will be understood by the person you are talking to. It's a language of drunkards and that makes it quite easy to learn so long as you completely ignore grammar.
                That's based though English works basically the same way, just smash words together

                "me need shit please elaborate on toilet" is perfectly understandable chinglish for example

                its actually kinda cool tbh
                are there any other languages like this?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >are there any other languages like this?
                none that I have any experience with to recommend, perhaps Finnish though to a much lesser degree but I also am not too familiar with it yet. It's language structure is actually quite close to Japanese which means if you know one you can more easily learn the other though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                how xenophobic is finnet compared to japnet?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Finns have fantastic english like all scandinavians, plus they're too small to be insular

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, but how much do they hate the rest of the world?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only people I've gotten the impression Finns hate are Russians and sometimes Swedes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, and dirkas, but you implied you were talking about people.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, but how much do they hate the rest of the world?

                how xenophobic is finnet compared to japnet?

                Not really xenophobic. We like to banter about Swedes while deep down having an inferiority complex towards them, and currently really dislike Russia because they keep invading their neighbors.

                >are there any other languages like this?
                none that I have any experience with to recommend, perhaps Finnish though to a much lesser degree but I also am not too familiar with it yet. It's language structure is actually quite close to Japanese which means if you know one you can more easily learn the other though.

                Finnish has some similarities with Japanese, mainly in grammar rules and most words not sounding like Indo-European equivalents. Learning things like verb conjugation and pronounciation should be easy for a Finn and vice versa.

                t. Moonrune and mongol knower

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather say hungarians are your closest lang frens 🙂
                It's easy to speak both languages: just put potato between teeth and start talking.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hungary is on the list of countries most Finns are disgusted with because of Orban. Glad he had zero leverage unlike Turkey.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hungarians are your closest lang frens
                Try again in 5-10 years. Going to take a while to get over Orban's bullshit with NATO application.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only people I've gotten the impression Finns hate are Russians and sometimes Swedes.

                Finns hate russians for good reasons and finns are annoyed at swedes because there's a fennoswedish minority that force everything to be in swedish

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Finnish has a rigid grammatical structure. The texts sound moronic and childish if the grammar isn't correct.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but the sentence structure isn't that important.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                German is basically legos with word construction but not grammar.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                eh, online yes, because it helps them learn to use proper grammar when they have all the time in the world to double and triple check.
                irl, I have no problem with folks learning the language, it's a good faith effort, I'm sure I sound just as bad when I try Chinese or Spanish

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >works English basically the same way, together smash words just

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > nouns have genders, cases, numbers and declensions
                > verbs have tenses, classes, forms, moods, aspects and probably something else that I'm forgetting
                > 6 more independent parts of speech with similar properties
                You will be understood, sure, nothing more.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The average gopBlack person doesn't know even half of that shit. He yammers away in prison pidgin.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Highly flexible word order, plus a thick layer of metaphor and proverbs/cultural references.
            The former is made possible by robust morphology, i.e. more of the meaning is carried by the word's particular form and less, by its position in a sentence.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Japanese is not an analytic language

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it does about as well as it does with Japanese though. Probably because Russian is very proverbial and Japan is very contextual, both things AIs fail at miserably. Google is unironically the best option to use as it never omits anything unless certain character confuse the parser, but the romaji output will be fine. DeepL conveniently forgets things that are really hard for it but has the linguee DB for backup and bing exists.
            ChatGPT straight up makes shit up to a worrying degree, so it sucks for Japanese as it generally has no fricking clue so it just fills in the blanks which looks nice to someone who doesn't know that it does this. Might be perfect for Russian though...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Russian grammar: it's fricked mate

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So many needless words for "pizdec".

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because they're not speaking russian, they're speaking a butchered ugly slang version of it and everything gets shortened cuz words are too long, lacking exact translation, have to use 6 words to translate 1 english word, so endless loanwords that fas mongoloids mangle, it feels moronic and undeveloped.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the other 29? I'm guessing half ended up in various oligarch demolition derbies, one or two fell off some trucks, and the rest were accidentally ditched into a river by a man holding a cigarette with both hands.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Designated T-34M Obr. 2023 and sent to Bakhmut.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. These old tanks are not maintenance free. Every single one of them requires parts and resources, and an ever dwindling supply because there are no more T-34 factories anymore. So you do everything custom, more or less.
      Russia can't do that anymore. They can barely get real tanks to the frontlines, let alone obsolete tanks to parades.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE
    >FRICKING
    >TANK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a fricking cartoon cat on the turret

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, those are WW2 medals. Not a paint job, mind you, but stickers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw there are more hairs on copelord's head than capable military vehicles in Russia's arsenal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His forhead is advancing quicker than the frontline

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how Ztards were all saying that Russia was only using 1% of its army in Ukraine and now they're coping by saying all tanks are fighting in Ukraine

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So they had...

    1x T-34 (which represented their entire tank corps)
    Tigr armored cars.
    VPK Ural armored cars.
    Z-STS Trucks.
    BTR-82 (Ancient APC)
    9P78-1 Iskander missiles
    S-400 missiles
    RT-2PM2 ICBM
    VPK-7829 Bumerang IFV's

    ...And that's it. THAT'S IT! For their victory day parade!
    Jesus christ, they had ONE ANCIENT TANK!

    How does this not seem like "Oh god, we are out of tanks!" to even a dim-witted russian peasant? How do they think this will not seem like "That's it, this is all we have!" to any russian?!
    Jesus christ, this clown parade might be a coffin nail for Putin.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it totalled out to 51 vehicles total. They had :
      >1 T-34-85
      >13 Tiger-Ms
      >6 VPK-urals
      >10 Akhmat MRAPs
      >6 Iskander-ms
      >6 S-400
      >3 Topol-Ms
      >3 Btr-82As
      >3 Bumerang

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Compare it to last year. I bet most of those do not exist anymore.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably the same T-34, lol.
          The little tank that could.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          For reference

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus fricking christ!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            bad version see

            https://i.imgur.com/UmZk7TP.png

            [...]
            compared to last year

            for the new one I made
            didn't realize they had 10 more MRAPs than last year till I looked back; Chechen ones funnily enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because to not accept the lie with a smile will get you killed or worse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lie with a smile will get you killed
        With what, they don't have anything left to kill you with

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A dozen men will frick you up regardless if they have guns or not

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you don't understand vatnik mentality
      It's not that they ran out of tanks, no
      all tanks are on the front line fighting for motherland, why would you waste them on something trivial as a parade, truly 500IQ move from chief monke

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I thought Russia was only using 10% of its power level!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all tanks are on the front line
        The funny thing is that is not far from the truth, I'd wager that the vast majority of Russia's (operational) tank reserves are in Ukraine, but the problem is that no Russian would want to face the logical conclusion of that train of thought, that is...
        >"We are so over-stretched in Ukraine we can't even spare a handful of tanks for our biggest annual event"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, operational tanks are in ukraine, but we know they probably still have maybe even thousands more tanks that can be used. Each time people say they're running out we see pics of huge trains carrying t-62s and t-55s...
          The fact they didn't even put one of those on the parade shows how dire the situation must be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes the rest are off getting blown to scrap in Ukraine

      Another possibility is they don’t have the fuel/spare parts to waste them for them. Russian logistics are terrible and despite having ample resources their stuff still has issues reaching the front

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it totalled out to 51 vehicles total. They had :
      >1 T-34-85
      >13 Tiger-Ms
      >6 VPK-urals
      >10 Akhmat MRAPs
      >6 Iskander-ms
      >6 S-400
      >3 Topol-Ms
      >3 Btr-82As
      >3 Bumerang

      compared to last year

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no 4th Guards Tank Division
        >No VDV

        Wow they were really all wiped out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How does this not seem like "Oh god, we are out of tanks!" to even a dim-witted russian peasant?
      "Look Ivan Conscriptovitch, tank is da. We clearly have tanks."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who paid attention to the war would've seen this coming when tanks with parade paintjobs started appearing in Ukraine after their last Virgin Day.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the advanced stealth systems present on the other tanks that is the reason you could not see them hohol scum.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE
    >FRICKING
    >T-34

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smart of them to not put a lot of tanks and nuclear weapons in one place, tbqhwy. Ukraine does have the capacity to strike Moscow.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had over ten t-34s last year, and those should remain. Is the available DRIVERS the bottleneck?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It could be, but the T-34's transmission isn't exactly a wonder. They probably just couldn't get them running.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are liberating Bakhmut as we speak.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        indeed they are, and soon they will bring the Banan of Backmouth back to the Motherland

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's more likely the crews responsible for maintaining them got shifted over to working on wartime equipment.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Armata
    >No tanks
    >No aviation
    >No MLRS
    What else won't be in a year?
    Russia.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next year it will be generals on convertables riding in a line, while music plays from a recording.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        (Generals) actors

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why Serbs and Russians are so obsessed about gay sex and male genitals?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not Serbian, typical russkie false flag.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mandick lives in Sweden but is Serbian.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE T-34

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the actual frick were they thinking
    It would have been less embarrassing to have no tanks at all, at least then it would look like some sort of deliberate choice
    Surely they have 1 gorillion T-34s they could polish up somewhere, not as if that many have been seen in Ukraine
    What did they genuinely mean by this???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Surely they have 1 gorillion T-34s they could polish up somewhere
      Nope. They sold all their T-34's after the end of WW2 and they went to states like Laos and Cambodia etc. So since, Russia has been buying them back and canabilising them to get them working. So no, they just don't have them or have them working. It isn't that easy. It's why Tiger 131 is a marvel of engineering feat, it takes a lot of work to get just one tank working, try doing that with dozens.

      After that, all the mechanics/trained crew are trying to get T-72's and shit working for the actual war. They don't have time to work on T-34-85's for a parade.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not for Russia or morale. It’s for Putin’s fragile ego

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      T-34 is basically a Saint to Russians

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russia is so interesting
        Like the ancestors parade where russians devolve into pre-historic style ancestor worship, like not even zeus and hades polytheism, but stuff even before homer.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're afraid.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why do you even support Russia when Putin himself said that Kosovo is an independent state and not part of Serbia? Why are you that addicted to Russian cum? Even your fellows aren't that moronic.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OK, I would have understood that they cancelled pretty much all other victory day parades around the country... IF they would have then concentrated the vehicles from them to Moscow.
    At least that way they could have had a neat, impressive parade with lots of stuff.

    But this just reeks of desperation. Every bit of available material is on the ukrainan front, or already in scrap and ashes. This looks like they CAN NOT get any more than this scraped together.

    Mark my words: This was the day when it dawned to ordinary russians that the downfall is close. This is when they realized "Oh god! We are running out of military!"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they’ll just eat up the “they’re in ukraine” drivel and move on, they don’t care, they’re the ultimate cucks, do nothing until the draft men come to rip your son away, then join the death cult saying you’re glad your son is dying there rather than be useless here!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly true for far too many

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are they?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't worry about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were just a beautiful summer's dream.
      That's all they ever were.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forever in our hearts.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Engine probably sounded too scary for Putin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      im curious too. they were always going to be parade floats but since they're not even here, what does that imply

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sold to the highest bidder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sold to pooloo land for scrap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redeemed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It rained.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't risk one of them having technical issues again.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ONE TANK
    I DON'T KNOW WHY

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red Square militaria
      One tank in my area

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR
      BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today it was proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Puccia fricking lost to brave people who had a little help. There's no coming back from an L this big. Ukraine won, it's over.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How probable is it that putin didn't want to show more because they only have t60/t55 and other old shit left?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judging by that “speech” I doubt he thought about much of anything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably have frickloads of stuff left, but after decades of stealing money that was supposed to pay for upkeep, absolutely none of it works.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They might get the opposite effect now as a result of this parade. They'll boost ukie morale with this. fricking lmfao.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There is no veh deh veh anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and entire VDV s̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶l̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf how do you do strikethrough?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

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          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

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            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              H̸͍̬̻̜̻̞͈̓̓̃̉E̸̛̛̳̘͇͖͖͚̤͖̰̜̫̫̻̭͔͔̮͉̱̎͊̍̓̃̋̒̃̌̎̑̊̐͐͒̓͗̐̈́̚͜͠͝ ̴̛̮̰̬̉̂͐͗̌̇̓̄͋͑̾̑̌̒̔͐͛͐̀̇͊̃͑̐̕C̷̡̛͔͎̯͓͉̤̦̖̭͓̟̦̺͐͑̀̌̎͆̐̀̀̂̋͝ͅỎ̷̹̝̺͒̿̓̿̓͠ͅM̷̨̡̛̛̝̩̱̰̭̜͔̼̬͙̤̩̩̠̱͈̺͔͛̔́̃̈́̿̿͛͋̒̽̉̄͐͘͜Ę̵͚͙͙̠͕̫͍͓̼̇́̔̊̾̎̔̕͝͝͝Ş̶̢̨̱͍̙̦̣̰͕͖̮̫̋͒͑̍̕

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ehsex cannot triforce

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mean

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ~test~

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      estonian independence day parade could take on and win with ease the russian vday parade.
      Estonia had 25 vehicles but it featured more tanks that are actually cutting edge, artillery, anti air systems and modern ifv's and afvs.

      A baltic state has not only eclipsed russia eocnomically, it has also eclipsed it militarily.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't even bring out the Armatas, the fricking Armatas were a no show for the big dumb parade, what did they finally run them into the ground with all the parades and propaganda shots and they can't replace the ruined parts?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't be showing off the latest and greatest, or else the churkas might start wondering why Ivan got blown up in a T-62 while Armatas were on parade

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    every single vehicle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My country has better military parades if you ignore the "nukes"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No Tanks! Just NOOKS!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way.
      No fricking way!
      They still have hundereds of T-72s and dozens of T-90s. Don't tell me they couldn't spare 10-20 of each for a Moscow parade. What the hell is happening?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >T-34 hasn't gotten maintenance in a year or so since the specialized mechanics are either too busy or dead
        >Utter lack of tank personnel that can be spared
        >All the "impressive" looking tanks are at the front, remaining tanks have no ERA and generally look like shit (which is okay at the front, but not in front of the people who still think Russia is overflowing with semi-modern armor)
        >Can't pull modern tanks from the front cause they're needed, couldn't put them in the parade in the first place without causing chaos with every unit that doesn't have modern tanks at the front
        There's many options

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget logistics
          It may have just been straight up too difficult to pull those tanks out from wherever the frick they currently are, either because of the difficulty of accessing their location or because local logistics networks are already taxed to capacity keeping the front supplied

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's /misc/ taking it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I'm sure the anti-russian side of /misc/ are laughing themselves half to death at this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Well I'm sure the anti-russian side of /misc/ are laughing themselves half to death at this.
        everyone is laughing at this, russia is beyond pathetic at this point

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Russian shills are talking loudly about how white Russia is while pointedly ignoring stuff like how few vehicles there are.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how white Russia is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how white Russia is

        >literally the least white country in Europe, excluding Turkey.

        >the country with the most rapidly diminishing white population in the planet.

        Jesus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope response forces are in full meltdown rn, you either get spammed with the usual Black folk/gays/trannies cope or they say that it was done on purpouse to be humble.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >To be humble
        Russia has borderline literally doing nothing but boasting, grandstanding, and chest thumping this entire debacle of a military campaign, that is the opposite of humble, but then again those people have to huff their copium.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's actually fricking insane man. i'm in a uni field that studies behaviour and not even i can figure out how utterly mind broken these people are.

          and NFKRZ keeps saying that slave mentality doesn't exist.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            NFKRZ is a national treasure, vlogger turned russian voice of reason, god bless him

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              give it time, he'll start saying moronic things soon enough.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's so hard to understand? It's a thug state. Whatever big monke says, goes. Doesn't matter if it contradicts itself, you nod if you want to keep on living.
            A bigger question would be whether this multi-generational abuse can be undone.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are "humble" in a way of not having self-worth. They are perfectly content to be expandable and generic citizens of "the best and the biggest country in the world, which also singlehandedly defeated Nazi Germany and could have won Cold War by nuking America, but that western spy Gorbachev ruined everything", or something along those lines.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. They are perfectly content to be worthless expendable chaff, as long as the Rashan state is stronk and threatening.
              Heck, Pushkin was writing about the Circassian genocide that the remaining ones will be slaves, but slaves of one of the greatest empires in the world. So it predates gommunizm.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a shitload of insane shit in vatnik mentality which are called a "spiritual staple", even Monke was talking about them at some point. Being strong/having a strong military is one of them. I mean a vatBlack person can live in a literal garbage dump, freezing and starving to death, and a single thought of his glorious national leader having access to nuclear weaponry capable of destroying half of the world on a whim will keep him running, gloating, boasting and bragging. Which is also why MUH NOOKS point is getting brought up constantly

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the russian people have been under one strongman dictator or another with minimal personal ownership or rights of an individual for literally a thousand years. they replaced peasant feudalism with communism and trucking entire populations back and forth to assigned jobs. for which they never saw any reason to work harder or received a benefit from. it was a task in front of them. at a population level, there is a complete lack of understanding about personal choice and a disconnect between actions and personal improvement. they can find pleasure in the posturing because its all they have. It does not need to be matched by work because of that disconnect, posturing is the same thing as achievement.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean this completely unironically: you are probably overestimating how repressive the late Tsardom was, and underestimating how bad the Bolshevism fricked Russia
              Ukraine was fighting tooth and nail to be separate from Russia under the Tsar, but this is round 3 in like a century

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ukraine was fighting tooth and nail to be separate from Russia under the Tsar, but this is round 3 in like a century
                *was not under the Tsar, round 3 in a century after Lenin

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and NFKRZ keeps saying that slave mentality doesn't exist.

            He's a zoomer that grew up on the internet, he even admits that the longer he spends outside Russia the less he understands the place.

            It's like this kid I saw post years ago on livejournal, normal modern internet teenager, then suddenly her Saudi dad marries her off and she's gone. There's a whole generation (Or two at this point) of internet natives growing up in fricked up shitholes who are basically modern normal humans surrounded by savages

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Chatted with saudi girl on irc in anime channel 20 years ago
              She was like arranged marriage is ok, I am gonna jump him on wedding night.
              Hope it worked out for her

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            NFKRZ is a national treasure, vlogger turned russian voice of reason, god bless him

            NFKRZ is a fat pseudo depressed homosexual grifter. I hate his dumb face

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks something like this.
      >F-feign weakness when you a-a-are stro..... *breaks out in tears*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not great, a lot of
      >you can't expect us to have tanks at tha parade when there's a war on! You want us to weaken our front lines!
      which is basically admitting that Russia is no longer a superpower and barely has enough tanks to hold the position they're currently in

      I don't understand how they don't know that such an excuse actually makes the Russian army look worse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a hilarious cope given Russia actually had some to spare for the victory parade back when they were holding twice as much ground. It's basically admitting Ukraine is winning the attrition war.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats why they're shitting up Ukrainian comments 24/7
          with:
          le fighting to the last ukrainian
          Ukraine should capitulate, I mean start peace talks while its still populated.
          Ukraine is suffering catastrophic losses, why dont you give up, give up, we're trying to murder you all, but we're actually concerned about you.
          You should really give up or everybody gets nuked.

          Whats funny even if Zelenskyy capitulated people would continue to fight until invaders are annihilated.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ziggers just ignore it, not-ziggers laugh even harder than /k/ does

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope is off the charts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but look at this other parade with all of our vaporware
      >the tank that won WW2
      >trannies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ was telling me that monke would announce that bakhmut had fallen actually. I really don't know how they find a way to go further downhill.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't know a shit. There are a lots of tanks and planes. They are just using stealth mode.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really amusing that a good chunk of Russia's amarda have basically been turned into scrap heap thanks to $40 drones from aliexpress.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slava Ukraini! Heroyam Slava!

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the captured western vehicles? Schizos promised me captured western vehicles.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try to flex your military forces during the 9th may parade every single year
    >can't afford it anymore
    >alright let's just do a small parade because we need to
    >get laughed at no tanks being present
    >UMM SWEATIE THEY'RE NEEDED ELSEWHERE??? WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED THERE'S NO TANKS HERE EVERYTHING IS GOING ON JUST AS PLANNED
    RusBlack folk are amazing at creating worthless problems out of thin air and then getting pissy at people noticing them

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    UNO TANKO!

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Live Drivetrain Reaction

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      G-Glory to the fallen?

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are private Americans that own more functional armor than was shown at the VD parade...

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch, but wtf

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE
    >IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER YOU WILL EVER DO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to protect her, bros...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >her
        >her benis

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry guys, Tankfest 2023 at Bovington next month, which will hilariously have more modern armour on parade than this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for tankfest to actually have a T-90

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's an independence day parade in Finland from 2020

    ?t=154

    Way better than this russian one.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they have a shot underneath a vehicle? to show that it's moving under its own power?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To dab on wehraboos by displaying a working transmission (pay no attention to the two stationary T-34s off to the side)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Strongest troony in the world

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part of me wonders if this is intentionally designed to galvanize the population into volunteering or to ready them for widespread mobilization. If they can't afford to pull tanks back from the front, why wouldn't they just cancel the parade under the auspices of "muh ukie terrorists"? I can't honestly believe that a nation based entirely upon mindfricking their citizens would not realise that parading a single, ancient rust bucket would go down well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick they gonna do? Thumbs-up a gherkin post on telegram?
      No one will do shit until they or their relatives get drafted. And once they do, they'll cope by "it is what it is, guess I gotta defend motherland now".

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They still haven't unveiled their big guns

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually going to happen, isn't it? T-34s in Ukraine before the year's out and vatBlack folk will still be saying "a tank is a tank"

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time I run into a young Russian I side eye the frick out of them because I know they ran the frick away from Russia

    one was like "yeah the consulates are all closed tomorrow" and I was like "oh yeah, it's victory day"

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What even happen to rest of the T-34s and the T-14s that they usually pull out for this bullshit? They can't at least scrape those together? Not like either is combat ready anyway. Is the head monke just seething too hard to plan a parade now?

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am somewhat impressed by the fact Laos had at least 30 t-34s not just in somewhat working order but also considered them active service.

      Well it's got a big gun for HE and a machine gun, so it can kinda work as base defence and anti-structure infantry support

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tmw the Bulgarian St.George's day parade had more armour

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get in the T-34 Shinji

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/e4pQYqk.png

      >get in the T-34 Shinji

      top kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More armor AND jets AND helicopters.
      Come to think of it, the policemen strike probably had more armor too, depending on how you measure it. I'm sure there's small time american sheriffs with more millimeters of armor in their auto park than this russian parade showed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a Steven Seagal's cat?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mewgal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cats can do judo.
        Huh. Learned something today.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They also canceled the annual "tank biathlon" or whatever the frick it's called earlier this year.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Russia out of VDV? Because there wasn't a single VDV soldier int he entire parade.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      VDV is on an extended leave

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Russia out of VDV?
      No, but the Russians ran out of the magic substance they've been using to instantly turn untrained mobiks into paratroopers (blue berets). The few surviving VDV are irreplaceable now. Extinction is inevitable.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE FRICKING T-34

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 1/2 years into the invasion of mexico
    >cant make it past monterrey
    >dyrees and barksdale afb getting bombed
    >almost all abrams tanks out of service
    >capitol getting bombed by drones
    >uss gerald ford sunk in the gulf of mexico
    >POTUS schizo rambling about a communist conspiracy trying to wipe out the usa
    >present a single sherman m4a2 and a few maxxpros on independence day

    >we are winning!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The US doesn’t do military parades for a reason. I don’t think “we might have all our working equipment wiped out invading our speedbump neighbor” was on the list but it might be now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If America had military parades, it would be the biggest, baddest fricking parade in the world. We'd probably launch a nuke in the background or some shit to add to the euphoria of the moment.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is Ameriburger handegg the closest thing?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hell, even then they don't fly them out specifically for that occasion. They just schedule a planned routine/training flight to coincide with a match and have them do a flyover as part of it. It's great PR and you're not throwing away any extra time or money.
            Those giant military parades China/NK/Russia throws? Complete waste of resources just for a mix of tradition and strong man posturing. Even the biggest parade from any other nations has a strong upper cap for what they're allowed to spend and use.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              These regimes derive their power from the martial demographic in the country so the strongman posturing is an investment in their support. Compare that to a country like USA where Biden derives his power from gays Black folk and israelites. That's why Biden touches children on camera, it's an investment in their support

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The western equivalent of military parades in air shows, at least in my opinion

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe shit like Bovington, but that's museum tanks and not active duty national military.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The last time the US did a military parade was after Desert Storm. It looked like shit, but that's because it's a real military not an acting troupe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Erik Prince gets on youtube in front of a field full of dead blackwater mercs to scream about how the secretary of defense needs to give him more ammo

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and here I thought Putin was going to parde Azov POWs and captured equipment through red square. have Russian Youth throw Ukranian and Nazi flags at the foot of Lenin's tomb. What a total let down.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7aQDJLjiD4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going with: https://youtu.be/wjSVKWGHsr8

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to have negative military equipment? Do Ukrainian tractors start showing up next year?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Negative military equipment means the Red Square parade is done by Ukrainian T-64's.

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >T-I-G-R-S
    >noooooooks
    >single fricking t-34

    Tbh it's pretty accurate representation of Puccia AD 2023

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >T - I - G - R - S

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone do a ‘first I was like, but then I was like’ with their usual parade stuff and this fricking thing. I’m too lazy. Thanks

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Russia even do military parades anymore? Seems like something from a by gone era.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its called peawienering
      >look at us were so big and strong rawr stay away

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cat needs to be on top of the tank

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know things are bad when the only cope they can muster is "yeah but muh trannies muh joos muh gays" as they desperately try to ignore their precious parade was reduced to one museum piece and a couple of trucks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point, gay club somewhere in texas porbably has more tanks , than we've seen on today's parade.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking kek
    Someone need to make a prigojak edit pointing at that tank

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      https://i.imgur.com/MLdarYa.jpg

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE FRICKING T-34

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like a missed opportunity that they didn't lean into it and have a museum parade. Just roll out a bunch of early military equipment and larpers to show Russia across history.

    Imagine seeing pike and shot marching down the red square and other imperial shit. Maybe even some dudes dressed in armour. In a way it would be more interesting and patriotic than seeing modern equipment.

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *a T-34

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post this a week ago assuming drone attack on kremlin is a false flag so they have an excuse to not hold the victory day parade this year
    >they hold it anyway, meaning it wasn't a false flag, and prove my overexaggerated assumptions almost completely true
    i do not have words anymore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      scarily accurate. tell me more secrets of the monke man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did you rule out ARMATAS?
      where are they anyways?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the Armatas were on the front we'd definitely have seen footage by now, my guess is they're in storage. The only thing more embarrassing then having a drone attack the kremlin at night is having a drone attack and disable an Armata during a parade on live TV.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The people that were working in the Armata must be doing double turns restoring rusted T-whatevers from storage

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My bet is they're still in the motor pool. They have to show them off from time to time to spook the media but cannot allow a single T-14 to be lost in combat. They can't put them on the parade either because everyone will mock the T-14 only good as a parade tank which is a big no-no when every Russian knows they spent big bucks in developing all these new weapons.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Suppose that the drone strike was NOT a false flag and the Kremlin doesn't know who did it yet
        They cannot discount that it was Ukraine
        Therefore there is a non-zero chance of a larger drone breaking through today
        And if a drone blew up a T-14 on the May 9th Parade in front of millions of Russians watching on TV and the whole world at least kind of paying attention, it would be even more humiliating than the Moskva being sunk, because at least it was in a recognised combat zone at the time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon predicts future with frightening accuracy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and ceremonial t-34
      >Implying plural
      Tfw russia underperforms vs meme shitposts making fun of them

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So where's the other 29?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lost somewhere between Moscow mayors new pool and the regional governors shiny Mercedes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am somewhat impressed by the fact Laos had at least 30 t-34s not just in somewhat working order but also considered them active service.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They never existed. The money to buy them was instead used to buy a (rigorously non-functional) gold plated toilet to be placed inside a very expensive yacht

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check the serial numbers on the parts in the tank from your pic. There are 30 of them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably used as spare parts for the parade ones.

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sun Tzu says to lure the enemy into false hope about your combat (in)abilities. Showing a bad parade intentionally to make Ukraine overconfident is a smart play.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody in Moscow can read though?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have seen this line parroted by vatBlack folk more and more these past few days, it makes me laugh, even they can't squirm their way out of how incredibly shit Russia looks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russia could not stomach saying "Oh look, we're so weak.". They've always boasted about how big and tough they are, even when they aren't. Simple "humility" is an anathema to Russians. Not even a simple "Yes, we do not have these forces." is too much of a deception for them. Everything is padded. Everything is inflated. Everything is farts in a balloon. Always was. Always will be. They simply can't.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Simple "humility" is an anathema to Russians.
        Russians mentally live in the gulag, humility means you're a b***h and therefore you get fricked both literally and figuratively and become a pariah.

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ziggers are on so much damege control copium that there is not a single thread on 2ch about it, fricking hilarious

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One T-34
    >Launch rocket attack at Kyiv
    >Not one hit
    Lmfao

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how long till Russia starts BEGGING China for free tanks?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've almost certainly tried asking China and North Korea for tanks by now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true King Monke banned the public from attensingbthe parade? I only see the stands for official seating in these clips.
    >1 Alzheimer's tank
    >no spectators
    Toplels

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I missed it, was it one T34 tank only in the ww2 part of the parade orjust the one tank in the whole thing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 (one) tank in the whole parade

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      https://i.imgur.com/zakWw6q.jpg

      every single vehicle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically there's 3, but only 1 actually runs

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gee where all other equipment could have gone I wonder. Post your bets /k/.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Down payment for Shoigu's new dacha.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drone footage like this always reminds me of shit like Wargame or Blitzkrieg.

      That pic in particular reminds me of fricking up in Blitzkrieg by not reconing enough and rolling into an ambush.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is very funny but I think the more significant piece is that there wasn't a single combat unit on parade. It was all cadets, rosgvardiya, emergency first responders, etc.

    What happened to the Tamanska division lmao?

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what they frick do you think the purpose of a parade is

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, the fricking St Patrick's Day parade here in Ireland had a bigger military presence, we had one (1) less tank, but three (3) more aircraft for the air show.
    What an embarrassment.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    always the same moronic picture followed by the most moronic takes ever
    frick off leave, your zigger friends need you there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The picture reminds you gays that you have no fricking idea what you're doing or talking about. You lost in the middle east and you will lose in Ukraine.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russia lost in the middle east and will lose in Ukraine too.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          where? Assad is stable and made peace with Saudi too

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the US lost in Afghanistan
            The Soviet Union lost too. The COMBINED Soviet Union. Any idea why, shithead? Here's a direct clue - Moscow being greedy, moronic, deluded and prideful of virtues that anywhere else would be considered abject sins. Moscow was always a place of prideful cowards. Oh, and, since you vatnik-lovers like to worship gulaghomosexual systematic gayless assrape - Go and suck off an old Kyrgyz for a ruble you disgusting bolshevik prostitute!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        my favourite part about the picture is the way it has to use veteran suicide figures because of how few US servicemen actually died in the middle east

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite part is how Iran won on every single front and took far fewer casualties doing so

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah we're all very impressed with Iran's "influence"
            If they had an instagram page it would no doubt be the most popular one in its region

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >soft power isn't real!!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I look like that and say this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know. that's why I posted it

                https://i.imgur.com/q2Zr7JV.jpg

                >US found alternative to Middle East oil and lost any interests in sand Black folk affairs
                >MAH IRAN WON

                >we dont need your trillions in oil and minerals!
                cope. BRICS won

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BRICS WON SIRS INDIA SUPER POWER BY 2030

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever opinion you could have is irrelevant, wojak poster. Reddit commies should be your type.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            aww, it's upset.
            please don't cry anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        One tank, i dont know why

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't even mater how hard (you) try

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            keep that that in mind, I designed this plan, to explain in due time
            all i know
            vdv is a valuable thing
            watch them fly by as the frontline swings
            watch them count down to the end of the day
            the plan ticks life away

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's so unreal
              Didn't look out below
              Watch the generals go right out the window
              Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
              I wasted it all just to watch banan go

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stuck in a forever war backing a dictator in Syria
        >Now also stuck in a forever war backing some flip flop fighters in Sudan
        >Stuck a bunch other tiny forever wars in Africa over some fricking mines that make some money for oligarchs

        The pottery.

        Russia is losing not only in Ukraine but in the Middle East too.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          truly a reddit tier response. Winter War was before Deep Battle Doctrine when the General Staff was dominated by people that thought tanks were a fad and cavalry would return. Red Army of Eastern Front and Red Army of Winter War are two different eras.

          The wars in the middle east is over. Iran won on every single front.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2514-6541 tanks
            >General Staff was dominated by people that thought tanks were a fad and cavalry would return.

            lol

            >The wars in the middle east is over. Iran won on every single front.

            Lmao. Wtf does any of this have to do with Iran? Are you a shitskin or something?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >US found alternative to Middle East oil and lost any interests in sand Black folk affairs
            >MAH IRAN WON

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it’s okay we found a way to produce oil that contaminates aquifers and other ground water

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We found a way to produce oil that doesn't rely on sand Black folk.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe Iran can send Puccia some tanks then if theyre winning

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              tanks are for the 20th century

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >porkga twitter

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          how about a war more recent?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >BRICS subhuman has to post shops to simulate winning an argument, else his monkey brain can't cope

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you really expect your israelite media to tell you the truth how your 20 year campaign ended in total victory for Iran? LOL

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did Iran win?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Iraq annexed in all but name only
                >Assad stable
                >Hezbollah rules Lebanon
                >US and Israel kicked out of KRG
                >Taliban and Iran now have good relations
                >Houthis won in Yemen
                >Good relations with MSB
                >Good relations with Oman, UAE, Qatar and Kuwait
                >israelites seething

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Iraq annexed in all but name only
                on all levels except physical, Iran is victorious

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >israelites seething
                While we're on the subject of israelites, why are you guys not retaliating for all those Israeli strikes against iran and iranian proxies? It's like you are scared to hit back? Are you really just letting some israelites kill you and your friends without any real consequences?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He doesnt care about Iran unless its to own the burgers, hes Indian

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Israeli bombing is inconsequential. They just stuff your news cycle with it to try to clout how powerful they are. What has it achieved objectively? It's not a winning strategy to change the situation in their favor.
                Iran wins if it keeps the war in a mode it can control. It will lose if it enters a hot war because of the tech disparity.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cant make an actual argument so posts some epic maymay edits

            Whats funny is that russian losses are actually larger than what you posted

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The US was too naive and believed that moronic arabs would prefer economic development to killing each other over sectarian bullshit.
        There's no such problem in Ukraine. They're more like japs or germans after WW2, and have proven that they want to join the West and are better at war than Russia. As a bonus, no western armies are actually fighting beyond giving technical and logistical asistance. US soldiers and glowies are mostly sitting back and enjoying the spectacle with envy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was never on offer for the middle east. The US was planning to sell of all the natural resources off to American trans nationals and use pro-American governments to use oil revenue on buying American weapons. There was no interest in developing these countries. It was for strategic benefit and neoliberal pilfering of the region. You're the naive homosexual for thinking otherwise.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, you're a simpleton that only sees one layer of the US neocon strategy.
            While it was about oil, it was about controlling the oil market, the petrodollar, and negating oil money to US adversaries. And also about protecting Arabia Saudi and Israel, of course. Hallyburton and the rest were just the means to it and how the US works.
            >There was no interest in developing these countries.
            Wrong. You don't get how the US operates since the aftermath of WW2. The US dumped billions in Iraq and Afghanistan civilian infractructure. Of course it's not charity, but for making these countries work to US interests, but it was a benefit for the locals anyway.
            Also the great majority of civilians deaths and casualties were muslims against other muslims while the US just wanted order and didn't really give a frick about islam unless they behaved like medieval monsters.

            The reality is that all those countries, Iran included, are uppity with delusions of grandeur, trapped in the past and too moronic to realize that they could live much better if they were following the West at least superficially, like China did until Xi, or shitholes like the gulf states or Saudi Arabia itself. Just nod and do what you like while keeping western elites happy and nobody would invade you anymore, because we aren't in the XXth century anymore. The game has changed. This was Putin's mistake.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're a stupid Black person, truly. Japan and German were different, they had educated, skilled populations and institutions ready to rebuild the country. What did Afghanistan have? a minority of the country could read and write. Iran had no interest in letting USA develop Iraq as a new front for its military bases. You lost because of Iran, not because Iraqis aren't civilised. You are the one with delusions of grandeur. Your country lost because you and people like you have no idea what you're talking about. You will lose in Ukraine too and you will come up with your own coping mechanisms around that too.

              The USA is a crumbling empire and in your nation's last moments you decided to become an empire worshipping gays and trannies. It's hilarious.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bakhmut status?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still an AoE hitbox for killing Ukrainians to save Zelensky's PR. Send some more, Zelensky!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >W-were just grinding down Ukies in Bakhmut! W-we dont w-want to take it...
                Lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, even your israelite media is admitting it now

                https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/03/13/ukraine-casualties-pessimism-ammunition-shortage/
                >The quality of Ukraine’s military force, once considered a substantial advantage over Russia, has been degraded by a year of casualties that have taken many of the most experienced fighters off the battlefield

                This is what happens when you rotate your best brigades into Bakhmut and Soledar to defend an AoE hitbox. It's a Russian strat from the Eastern Front. Honestly, the Ukrainians should have known better.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Russia STILL hasnt taken Bakhmut
                >Wagner threatening to ragequit
                Lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the war is still in the phase of grinding down the Ukrainian army into a pulp. It's the same strategy as used in WW2. By 1943, the Red Army had more veterans than the Wehrmacht. Russians might begin the next phase of the war this Summer or next Winter with regards to capturing territory again.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon you've been saying this since last July
                at some point you are just going to have to admit to yourself that you got it wrong

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes I have been saying this since last July. Not in terms of predictions of when offensives begin, but explaining what Russia is doing in Bakhmut.
                We are now seeing articles coming out panicking over Ukraine lacking soldiers. All they have left is the 40k soldiers brought in for this counteroffensive. All their other brigades were decimated in Bakhmut and Soledar. I reckon Russia will begin offensives either this Summer or next Winter

                Kiev in 2 more years zisters!

                Maybe not going for Kiev anymore, Russia's demands for negotiations are for the 4 annexed territories.

                >the US lost in Afghanistan
                The Soviet Union lost too. The COMBINED Soviet Union. Any idea why, shithead? Here's a direct clue - Moscow being greedy, moronic, deluded and prideful of virtues that anywhere else would be considered abject sins. Moscow was always a place of prideful cowards. Oh, and, since you vatnik-lovers like to worship gulaghomosexual systematic gayless assrape - Go and suck off an old Kyrgyz for a ruble you disgusting bolshevik prostitute!

                The Afghan government lasted I think 2 years before it collapsed when it was the Soviets involved. How long did it last when Americans pulled out?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Afghan government lasted I think 2 years before it collapsed
                Unironically because of America, kek. Stop embarrassing yourself Iranbro

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh it was because of America that it lasted 2 years? lol nonsense. What happened this time?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the northern alliance had a massive material and political advantage after the war because magic?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                penals and drug addicts from vdv

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kiev in 2 more years zisters!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Legitimately impossible to distinguish cope from bait.
                These are dark days indeed...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                for your own sake don't visit /misc/ it's mind broken Z central
                i mean more than usual they're not even trying anymore just shouting Black person and troony in every thread

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                /uhg/ is ok. /chug/ is the giga-z centre. In saying that, when Russia inevitably gets fricked either by balkanisation or Putin finally eating his last banan, visiting /misc/ will be like November 2020 again...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the war is still in the phase of grinding down the Russian army into a pulp. It's the same strategy as used in WW2. By 1943, the Red Army had more veterans than the Wehrmacht. Ukrainians might begin the next phase of the war this Summer or next Winter with regards to capturing territory again.
                FTFY
                In this war, Ukraine is the USSR and Russia is a pathetic larp of Nazi Germany

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm surprised you didn't reference Marvel. What do you know about the Eastern Front? Did you learn about it reading the most upvoted comments on Reddit?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you really need to ask?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not american, and while the US occupation was a mishandled disaster based in the naive idea of arabs being civilized plus ranian murderous sabotage that caused the death of hundreds of thousands of civilians, the US unironically achieved their big strategic objectives about the control of the oil market to this day (or you wouldn't still seething about the dollar and muh BRICS)
                There's still also 2 US bases in Iraq that have been used against Syria, and could be still used as a staging point to BFTO Iran, mind you.
                Meanwhile the moronic Iranian leadership has only bough time at the expense of making the EU tired of their shit, the only faction anymore stopping the US from bombing Iran to the stone age just to make Israel and Saudi Arabi stop whining.
                >will lose in Ukraine too
                No, we won't, because to follow your example, in his war Ukraine is a sane version of Iraq, Russia a pathetic ghetto version of the US, and the US a superpower version of Iran.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                those last two cope bases are about supplying bases in Syria, trying to keep Assad from his oil. The original objectives are long gone, Assad isn't going anywhere. USA has lost in the entire region. Iraq even made it illegal to have relations with Israel

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit

                I'm surprised you didn't reference Marvel. What do you know about the Eastern Front? Did you learn about it reading the most upvoted comments on Reddit?

                >marvel

                You moronic ziggers make a parody of yourselves trying to fit in

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >USA has lost in the entire region
                The US lost prestige and local influence, but it gained time until becoming the number one oil producer today, and still has the keys of the global oil market system (as Russia has discovered). It still has bases everywhere but Afghanistan and could strike Iran at will.
                > Iraq even made it illegal to have relations with Israel
                Irrelevant, nobody cares.

                If the US lost, then Iran won a phyrric victory, because despite their influence over the region they're still behind and underdeveloped while Turkey/Saudi Arabia hate and maneouver against them. Which is funny, because without the moronic religious reasons Israel shouldn't not have any beef with Iran.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Assad isn't going anywhere
                I for one will be very interested in seeing how this prediction holds up once his Russian support dries up completely

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        today i will remind them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          so what? Assad still won

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            won what lmao, turkey still occupies his country and jordan just freely bombed it yesterday

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              okay so we've gone from
              >Assad must resign immediately, he will lose the civil war
              to
              >Turkey controls some refugee safespace and Jordan dropped a bomb somewhere
              We are now back to the norm where USA has more civilians killed by gunfire and Israel has more military checkpoints than Syria.

              >Iraq annexed in all but name only
              on all levels except physical, Iran is victorious

              Even Iraqi oil is largely owned by IRGC

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://i.imgur.com/XxvnTDP.jpg

    These regimes derive their power from the martial demographic in the country so the strongman posturing is an investment in their support. Compare that to a country like USA where Biden derives his power from gays Black folk and israelites. That's why Biden touches children on camera, it's an investment in their support

    Have a you, little Black person

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >130,000 veteran suicides
    >Fails to mention that the stats count WW2 veterans and everything up until the Middle Eastern conflict
    Also 130,000 is literally a stampede at a funeral in Iran

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its fricking hysterical that this vatBlack person cant even brag about russian success so he has to piggyback off of iran in some make believe fantasy scenario where they're a superpower

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is /chug/ handling this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lets just say I would expect a lot of Indian spammers today

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit right on point

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        a lot of vpns on that board, or moronic diaspora

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't and won't check but the main excuse seems to be something along the lines of "a WW2 tank for WW2 parade is fine"

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rahesh desperate to spin this embarrassment for his fiver clients by going full whataboutism

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any pics of other 2023 victory day parades? I would like to see Bulgaria and Estonia's that anon said mogged Moscow.

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