Oi mate, got a loicense for that blade, have ya? Don't want the bobbies nicking ya for it!

Oi mate, got a loicense for that blade, have ya? Don't want the bobbies nicking ya for it!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yew call that a knoife?
    this; is a knoife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He died in a shootout with police around the time they banned regular gun ownership.
        Or rather who his character was based on in real life.

        Crocodile Dundee was too based for Australia.

        Why do homosexuals who are scared of weapons post here?

        Probably fondly thinks of thier lord sir knight steponmyneck in the middle ages and likes discussing days of chivalry and battle tactics thier rulers would get peasants like him killed in during conscription when fueding with france.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      owning that is a warcrime in england

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm missing a knife and my daughter brought a black lad home

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she brought home satan
      be kind to the lad will ya?
      hes had a rough life

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All Anglo countries besides the US are pathetic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All countries besides the US are pathetic

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    isn't pepper spray also banned in the UK? Do you also need a loicense for pepper?. I don't think you can get more pathetic than that.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the knife thing just a meme pushed by law enforcement? Has bongland become so low trust that owning a knife is a suspicious activity?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you've got a proper shiv or any other dodgy sharp gear that could cause a kerfuffle, just cough it up to us lad!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being armed means you're more likely to die
        Is this similar to the "if you kill your enemy, they win" Canadian logic?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it’s simply true.
          If you’re carrying a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
          Carrying a weapon will make you more likely to brandish it to protect your ego than if you didn’t have it at all. That will make it more likely for a weapon to be used on you in self defense. (Or for you to end up in jail with a dick being used against your anus.)

          An armed society isn’t a polite society, it’s one where people get shot over putting things in dumpsters and shoveling snow.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Carrying a weapon will make you more likely to brandish it to protect your ego than if you didn’t have it at all.
            Wrong, Nigel. Your ego and stupidity gets you killed, not mere possession of weapons. Not my problem though. Being armed doesn't mean you can be stupid, and as you demonstrate, you are stupid and lack arms. It goes both ways

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >people get shot over putting things in dumpsters and shoveling snow.
            They deserved it.
            There is no hell like bad neighbors.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do homosexuals who are scared of weapons post here?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because he's trolling

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it’s one where people get shot over putting things in dumpsters and shoveling snow.
            The ones who got shot got what they fricking deserve Nigel. Shut the frick up when you're around your betters.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are a gay and a moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it’s simply true.
          If you’re carrying a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
          Carrying a weapon will make you more likely to brandish it to protect your ego than if you didn’t have it at all. That will make it more likely for a weapon to be used on you in self defense. (Or for you to end up in jail with a dick being used against your anus.)

          An armed society isn’t a polite society, it’s one where people get shot over putting things in dumpsters and shoveling snow.

          >Carrying a weapon will make you more likely to brandish it to protect your ego than if you didn’t have it at all. That will make it more likely for a weapon to be used on you in self defense. (Or for you to end up in jail with a dick being used against your anus.)
          Nice try but no, it's because the people who carry knives in the UK are likely to be young men who are involved with gangs or at least live in areas where knife crime is a significant problem. You look at the population of people who carry knives in the UK and yeah, statistically they're pretty fricking likely to be stabbed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what stops some cheeky c**t from pillaging the Bong equivalent of Goodwill of all their cooking utensils and handing them to the bobbies one at a time to waste their already worthless time? That's what I'd do if I were a Brit, but then again if I were a Brit I wouldn't have a spine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pillaging the Bong equivalent of Goodwill of all their cooking utensils

          If the cops were handing out gift cards for turning in knives, I would 110% do this repeatedly. Then I would use the gift cards to buy more examples for my military bayonet collection kek.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever thought that maybe brits are just really good with knives and therefore can't be trusted with them and that their laws might be justified?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. The English are generally a docile people ruled by their betters.
      2. They fear the Irish and other criminals.
      3. The police are lazy and have to justify their budgets somehow.

      Basically Lord Autumnbottom is scared that the poors might be suffering from another night of "gin craze", so they made knives illegal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      memes aside no the point of that image is for concerned hypochondriac parents to stop their teenage children from stealing their knives and using them to stab their OPS FROM DA BLOCK.

      its mildly relevant since the government has actually forced retailers to ID anyone buying a pocket knife as being over 16 so there is at least some difficulty for a child to buy a flip knife. Like 10 years ago most boys I knew when I was 12 had a knife or sword they'd bought online. Happier times.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Need I remind you God Himself gave you the right to own a gun. The constitution simply acts as a reminder of that. If you have a problem with this, I can only assume you're a filthy socialist commie europoor who needs to be taught another 1776 styled lesson.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with the principle of this statement but not the implication that there is a god
      The right to bear arms is a fundamental natural right possessed by all human beings and codifying it into law is simply formalising something that has always existed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gosh I fricking love being an atheist and reminding people that I'm an atheist... Oh shit another Anon made a post referring to god? FRICK let me type up another reply where, despite agreeing with him, I explicitly state my denial of existence of any form of god... There, done, frick that makes me CUMMMMM, I simply cannot stop splurting some 'gurt every time I get the chance to share with the world that I am atheist. Those wienersucking vegans want to outshine me huh? We'll see about that, oh look a post where someone is consoling another person about losing a loved one, look they said 'you'll see them again someday' FRICK I NEED TO SHUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW I'LL SPLOOGE SO FRICKING HARD MAN. 'Actually, they wont, god isn't real and there is only a void after death, sorry for your loss tho' FRICK I'M CUMMING AND FARTING, MAN I LOVE BEING AN ATHEIST!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didn't read your schizo babble. god doesn't exist, stop larping to seek approval from anonymous people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >didn't read
            we know, you never do

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm agnostic you Black person, I don't give a shit what these people think about me I'm just tired of seeing morons that somehow manage to be as annoying as trannies, gays, and vegans with how hard they flaunt their particular brand of homosexualry.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So you're functionally an atheist but don't have the balls to admit it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think there's more to existence than pure random chance but I don't give enough of a shit to look into or follow any specific religion. Even if I were an atheist though? I wouldn't inject that information into every single fricking conversation I can conceivably force it into like a preachy frick knuckle.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but im agnostic because i think organized religion is a frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rights cannot be justified from a materialist standpoint. Either they come from above or you're an animal who has what it can hold.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and bad lieutenantpilled
      god that movie was awful

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God britoids are so embarrassing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with it. Knowing what weapons are in your house let's you keep an eye on your kids if they're badly brought up. Some moron parents probably need it.

      It's a blanket ban, but realistically who's buying Thomas the tank engine cutlery besides dumb parents.
      Even so, it's under 3in, so it's actually a legal carry kek.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God imagine someone actually getting stabbed with that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the famously french bilingual country of Britain.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does every single time that someone calls out UK for something they go "b-but the US..."? Are you happy being a cuck as long as you feel you're better off than americans?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's always mutts with their third world tier country completely fricked up by weapons laughing at the bongs because they're going slightly overboard in the way they're keeping their country safe and gun free like white people should?
      It's like the moron of the class violently trying to bully a child for being a bit clumsy while he needs a helper to even wipe his fat arse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you really think ONLY americans out of all the people in the world would laugh at you for banning knives and asking for IDs to buy screwdrivers and pointy objects? delusional. you are obsessed and have an inferiority complex. seek help

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty much literally only Americans. If you come from a white civilized country then a gun loicense and noguns unless there's a good reason is as normal as a car loicense and no explosives unless there's a good reason.

          So we look at the bongs and think "well that's a bit much but still it's miles better than being a Black personized shithole like the us is"

          While the US has so brainwashed themselves into believing their shit is normal that the bongs seem ridiculous to me.

          The US seems like a child that gets abused daily laughing at the bongs for their anti authoritian parents, while not recognizing that to any sane human with a normal education that's still many kilometers closer to a normal education than the daily beatings the Americans have normalized and unironically think they're good and make you tough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pure cope from the new age thirdies. It must truly suck to see your empire crumble like it has. Knowing you can't do anything about it but rely on old enemies to coddle your deteriorated country.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's pretty much literally only Americans
            Lol, lmao.
            t. Italian.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no explosives unless there's a good reason.
            There are many tree stumps in America homosexual and the day I don't use diatomaceous earth, nitric acid, and glycerin to remove them is the day I fricking die. Frick the government.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bring those kitchen knives of yours to registrate bong. oh and and don't forget to registrate your frying pans too, they're very dangerous

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am not American nor do I live in a third world country and I still laugh at Bongs (You).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >by weapons
        Is this that "king's english" I hear so much about because that is an odd way to write "Black folk and spics". Seriously whites in the US have the same crime commission and victimization rate as whites in Luxembourg, before they imported any muds. Whites who aren't libtards hate and shun non-whites and thus rarely suffer from their shitty behavior other than when it elicits some moronic statement from a europoor who doesn't understand that race is real and statistical analysis is possible.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you """""""""""people"""""""""""" are probably the worst thing about this country ngl senpai

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, the whole European continent laughs at bongs and their moronic gun laws and mass hysteria about knives...

        t. the whole European continent

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://i.imgur.com/VeGQq9m.png

    Oi mate, got a loicense for that blade, have ya? Don't want the bobbies nicking ya for it!

    I feel very bad for Britain. Threw two whole generations into the meat grinder for their country, and what did they get out of it? Being replace by servile indians and africans, called monsters in their own country, and subject to tyranny that would have made Orwell froth at the mouth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny thing is that Britain's and America's problems are very similar. Both suffer because of completely moronic right wing c**tservative parties being unchecked because of a medieval winner takes all voting system.

      Only in the US they go moronic by "no government unless it's what our imaginary friend would like" and in Britain "full authoritarian government and frick social services as well"

      Both are completely moronic from a normal functioning social-democratic governments pov.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just say Black folk anon. You don't have to write all of that shit just to say that both countries suffer because of Black folk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the only reason our country isn't more succesful is cause those mean old conservatives won't let us implement literal socialism, oy vey we need to ban walking around outside without a loicense!!!!!
        Get thrown out of a helicopter you filthy commie

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao at the dumb homosexual, no (you)s fof you.

    One of the only good things about Britain is that boner-inducing cow-tittied truck-assed absolute unit of a sexy chonker who hosts Only Connect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That nerd doesn't even know how to ride a bicycle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's okay, if she needs to go anywhere she can simply mount my face.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MOAR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is a 10 out of 10 in england
      ja pierdole o kurwa. i genuinely feel bad for bongs

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cowardly nature of the "united kingdom" is spectacular.
    Biggest talkers they are yet somehow always getting their shit pushed right the frick in.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M8 I forget how many guns I have sometimes, how on God's green earth am I supposed to keep track of all my knives? For the love of Christ, tell me this shit is fake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Losing track of your funs
      You need a gun counter card yourself kek. You are unironically irresponsible if you leave weapons around randomly for people that come in your house to pickup, or lose them, even from only a self defence perspective it's dumb let alone the risk to others that you have around your house.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody comes into my house, I just have one gun that is half broken, so I forget whether I have 6 or 7 sometimes. All my weapons stay in my bedroom unless they're on my person.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nobody comes into my house
          🙁

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trust me anon, it's better this way. Do not weep for me.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you buy a hammer in Britain without licence? It's better than knife anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The point of the knife ban being so broad is to stop kids flaunting the law by buying the exceptions and sharpening them, then bringing them into school and stabbing their internal rivals.
      Hammers are harder to conceal. You'll note concealment is the issue to nations like these, the idea being that if authority figures like teachers and cops can't see a weapon with an easy scan or patdown of you, it's illegal. With this in mind you will understand most of how the law works, since its mostly aimed at keeping kids safe, and making arrests safer.

      Broad laws that include OPs image exist because it's just easier to have a simple law that covers all bases than specific ones that allow exceptions to the rule. It's arguably good governance even if it impinges freedom a tad. Some of the shops not selling to under 25s is moronic though, arguably infantile, but since when haven't corporations ever not been.

      But also this whole thread is off topic as per the sticky. have a nice day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >With this in mind you will understand most of how the law works, since its mostly aimed at keeping kids safe, and making arrests safer.
        >Broad laws that include OPs image exist because it's just easier to have a simple law that covers all bases than specific ones that allow exceptions to the rule. It's arguably good governance even if it impinges freedom a tad.
        If you don't see how cucked this makes you, leave this board and never return

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. The only things that require a license are to my knowledge shotguns or other firearms. Knives, bats, swords etc. don't need licenses to buy or own.
      But let's say I carried it around and a hammer and used it in self-defense, they'd wonder why I had it on me in the first place. If I were walking my dog and I cracked a mugger's skull open, they might arrest me, because I didn't have a good reason to be carrying around a hammer and that maybe I was hoping to kill somebody with the hammer when I left home. Let's say I get mugged while I'm hammering some nails outside my house and I crack the mugger's skull open. Then I'd be completely fine. I'd probably also be fine if I were carrying a hammer with me while walking to a friend's house to help with carpentry and I killed some future astronaut who wants to mug me.
      Not saying it's not gay, just saying what it's like.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you and a thousand other Bongs all carry your hammers to parliament and cause a ruckus?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't live there anymore, but I don't feel like getting shot by the police and leaving my kids fatherless in an ironic twist while trying to advocate for the right to bear arms.
          Why don't you all get your AR-15s and cause a ruckus to get the AWB overturned? We're all cucks to an extent.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The AWB did get overturned tho.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah sorry I meant to say FOPA.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >FOPA
                Is a great example of political balkanization in the US. Shitty states like NY, NJ, MA etc regularly ignore it (despite being federal law) and absolutely will arrest you for possessing a locked, cased, unloaded handgun in your fricking trunk within their borders.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because the federal courts have slowly but surely been edging back towards the 2nd amendment, with the Bruen decision meaning that most gun laws that get challenged against it will inevitably be struck down.
            Not to mention that IIRC we're now at 29/50 states that allow you to CC a gun without a license. Everything is trending in the right direction side of a few awful states.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this is basically "are you such a shit parent you wouldn't know your kid is a street thug?"

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see shitposters on /k/ call Britain the Russia of the west
    >see people on PrepHole claiming that the UK is just the USSR with no space program
    >find out that the USSR banned illegal possession of knives too
    Ya know, its all starting to fit together. Both the UK and Russia certainly produce the same kind of perpetually miserable and militantly servile people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look, you can make these comparisons all day warriortard but noone is going to eat your gay bait that an autocratic government is the same as a democratic one because they have comparatively similar stances in arms control compared to the USA, which is really an exception to the rule.
      I don't know why you keep pushing this narrative and making these threads but next time you make this thread again for the 60th time I will be reporting it for the gun control and politics shitfling thread you're making it into every time.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my buck knife so much. Even though I stabbed myself in the wrist when I dropped it and tried to catch it.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do the British do it? I don't even know how many knives I have floating around here. There's probably over 20 if I had to think about it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pick up a branch
    club time

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't tend to the issues causing people to stab each other
    politicians baka

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One should write some absurd number like 400 and report that only 6 are present, and that he saw some of the nearby duner merchants roaming around his house just hours ago.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bongs require a license to buy airsoft. They have to prove theatre or reenactment or similar membership, and transport the toy gun shooting plastic bbs in a locked container.
    Honestly if you were a brit choosing to be a normal red blooded male makes you a bad boy. I'd just embrace that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bongs require a license to buy airsoft

      ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just look it up, considered an immitation firearm, subject to a year in prison for public display, must be unloaded out of sight for transport.
        Need to be a registered skirmisher to take to meetups.

        Lol bongland is a joke.
        Airsoft is more restricted than actual guns in most of the usa.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's just a law that requires airsoft to be brightly colored similar to the orange tip law in the US you semi-literate Black person to avoid it being used in robberies or to stop kids getting shot dead by police.

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