He hates humans, right?
Get some dudes to up to him and draw aggro, then run into a train that's set up in a circular track.
They can leave when it's behind some trees or they can just die in there. Result is the same.
Ghidorah is now spinning in circles for as long as the train keeps running.
He might be big but he still has to breathe and use energy to move. So the name of the game is to wear him out. I order a round the clock 24 hour all out ballistic skull fricking from every heavy weapon the globe can offer. No matter where he goes on the globe I want him tracked and fire missioned every second that he's alive. Crossing the Pacific? Carriers, destroyers, submarines are going to hit him. He lands on an island? Here comes the ICBM. He ends up in the mountains? Well, here's some Rolling Thunder 2.0 to keep your ass awake.
I always felt like the military gave up way too easily in Godzilla movies. No commander is gonna go "the existential threat to our nation's existence survived the first strike, let's give up" they'd keep hitting that fricking thing until every weapon was gone.
In Godzilla vs. Biollante for example the JSDF throw absolutely everything they have at him until the end of the movie, and they actually incapacitate him indefinitely in the end.
While it has it's problems, vs. Biollante is probably one of my favorites for military vs Godzilla action. Infantry are actually effectively used for once, the set piece near the end where they're throwing Cobras and Hueys at him was really fun, too.
I'll post webms in a bit; I'm editing some up just for this thread.
In Godzilla vs. Biollante for example the JSDF throw absolutely everything they have at him until the end of the movie, and they actually incapacitate him indefinitely in the end.
While it has it's problems, vs. Biollante is probably one of my favorites for military vs Godzilla action. Infantry are actually effectively used for once, the set piece near the end where they're throwing Cobras and Hueys at him was really fun, too.
I'll post webms in a bit; I'm editing some up just for this thread.
Scenes from Godzilla vs. Biollante.
If you're going to pick one pre-2000s Toho movie to watch for military vs Godzilla, I'd say watch this one.
He only fights Biollante for like maybe 2 or 3 minutes, though.
Yeah in Pacific Rim they say the Military just kept up a non stop bombardment of one Kaiju for four straight days without stopping until it finally died from a million artilery bug bites.
>they'd keep hitting that fricking thing until every weapon was gone
they stopped doing that because hitting him with weapons just gets the attacking army destroyed
the best solution in the end was just to leave him alone and focus on just using enough force to lead him away from populated centers and towards the kaiju of the week
no commander is going to go "lets keep throwing men at him for the 20th time when the first 19 times didnt work" either
which is why godzilla is treated more as a living hurricane or tsunami you cant really stop, just mitigate the damage he could cause and hope he is someone elses problem
Putin would lose 100,000 wagner troops who were sent to attack ghidorah’s feet with unloaded rifles, order a smerch strike while the attack in ongoing (they all miss), and then lose half the Russian Airforce (their garmins ran out of battery on the way there). Ghidorah would chip a tooth on a flying T-90 turret, the fragmented tooth would subsequently be claimed as a trophy and also Russia’s sole objective marking the end of the special kaiju operation. A lit cigarette would then unfortunately result in half of Moscow exploding, no relation to Ghidorah of course.
>calmly and clearly explain to Godzilla why he can't possibly exist >upon convincing Godzilla of his own non-existence, he will disappear from reality
the ol' dwemer trick
>be me >trapped under 10 feet of rubble after a fricking dragon stepped on my house what the frick >phone rings >it's an alert from the government >oh thank god, the military is here >ALERT: in 2 hours the area you are in will receive atomic enrichment, please evacuate >oh frick, the military is here
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>Real world tech
Only real world technology shown to work on a powerful kaiju in the Toho films were B-2s loaded with MOPs in Shin Godzilla.
That said Ghidorah flies around at will and has frequently been in dogfights with JASDF jets in all films, so hitting him with one would be difficult to say the least.
I'd have to have B-2s outfitted and on stand-by with UAVs monitoring him to see when he lands, since they wouldn't be able to do CAPs even in cloud cover, since refueling planes would need to go in and out of the clouds and they'd be prime targets. That said, there's a good chance he could just take off again after the Spirits egress.
I'd need to bog him down some way; like, tangled in high tension wires or some shit. That said I don't recall there being any way to lure Ghidorah around in the movies like you can with Godzilla using lights and radiation.
Probably try lights mixed with audio recordings of his roar/screech played back to him in the trap area. Have it be on top of or inside a building that's fricking loaded with heavy wires and barrels of any sticky substances that can be found. If he lands on the roof and crashes into the building hit him with MOPs, and if he uses electricity to blow it all up then we're just fricked. >Toho tech
Use mechagodzilla.
hypersonic missile
Collapsible baton
launch a cruise missile at the Three Gorges Dam
Ok, but how will that stop King Ghidorah?
King ghidorah?
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SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>NFA doesn't cover mazers in the 100kw range
uwu
per the second amendment i am *obliged* to purchase a recreational maser cannon
You're still not allowed to do that Bright.
Nothing. Godzilla will take care of it. I frick some Japanese woman who doesn’t want to die a virgin.
He hates humans, right?
Get some dudes to up to him and draw aggro, then run into a train that's set up in a circular track.
They can leave when it's behind some trees or they can just die in there. Result is the same.
Ghidorah is now spinning in circles for as long as the train keeps running.
OG MechaGodzilla > all of kaiju.
Prove me wrong. You can't. So don't try
*rips your head off*
nice try punk
N-NANI
This is why Mecha Godzilla is the best. Always has a trick up its sleeve..
Hear me out, destroy the moon and let the meteoric fallout kill him
t. certainly not a Xilien
He might be big but he still has to breathe and use energy to move. So the name of the game is to wear him out. I order a round the clock 24 hour all out ballistic skull fricking from every heavy weapon the globe can offer. No matter where he goes on the globe I want him tracked and fire missioned every second that he's alive. Crossing the Pacific? Carriers, destroyers, submarines are going to hit him. He lands on an island? Here comes the ICBM. He ends up in the mountains? Well, here's some Rolling Thunder 2.0 to keep your ass awake.
I always felt like the military gave up way too easily in Godzilla movies. No commander is gonna go "the existential threat to our nation's existence survived the first strike, let's give up" they'd keep hitting that fricking thing until every weapon was gone.
To be fair, if I saw a fricking giant lizard the size of a skyscraper, I would give up. I mean what's the fricking point. It's fricking game over.
I mean I would at least give a bunker buster or three a try.
I don't think you've seen enough Godzilla movies.
In Godzilla vs. Biollante for example the JSDF throw absolutely everything they have at him until the end of the movie, and they actually incapacitate him indefinitely in the end.
While it has it's problems, vs. Biollante is probably one of my favorites for military vs Godzilla action. Infantry are actually effectively used for once, the set piece near the end where they're throwing Cobras and Hueys at him was really fun, too.
I'll post webms in a bit; I'm editing some up just for this thread.
Scenes from Godzilla vs. Biollante.
If you're going to pick one pre-2000s Toho movie to watch for military vs Godzilla, I'd say watch this one.
He only fights Biollante for like maybe 2 or 3 minutes, though.
Yeah in Pacific Rim they say the Military just kept up a non stop bombardment of one Kaiju for four straight days without stopping until it finally died from a million artilery bug bites.
>he still has to breathe
Travels through space no problem
>obligatory bombing montage
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RollingThunder.gif
Seduce the aliens controlling him
>they'd keep hitting that fricking thing until every weapon was gone
they stopped doing that because hitting him with weapons just gets the attacking army destroyed
the best solution in the end was just to leave him alone and focus on just using enough force to lead him away from populated centers and towards the kaiju of the week
no commander is going to go "lets keep throwing men at him for the 20th time when the first 19 times didnt work" either
which is why godzilla is treated more as a living hurricane or tsunami you cant really stop, just mitigate the damage he could cause and hope he is someone elses problem
Ghidorah is actively sadistic, that’s the difference between him and Godzilla
>no commander is going to go "lets keep throwing men at him for the 20th time when the first 19 times didnt work"
Putin would lose 100,000 wagner troops who were sent to attack ghidorah’s feet with unloaded rifles, order a smerch strike while the attack in ongoing (they all miss), and then lose half the Russian Airforce (their garmins ran out of battery on the way there). Ghidorah would chip a tooth on a flying T-90 turret, the fragmented tooth would subsequently be claimed as a trophy and also Russia’s sole objective marking the end of the special kaiju operation. A lit cigarette would then unfortunately result in half of Moscow exploding, no relation to Ghidorah of course.
Recruit two broke pipe homies of monsters to handle it
Send a guy with a megaphone to explain the square-cube law to him.
>calmly and clearly explain to Godzilla why he can't possibly exist
>upon convincing Godzilla of his own non-existence, he will disappear from reality
the ol' dwemer trick
>the ol' dwemer trick
I was thinking more about this guy
Irradiate a bunch of iguanas and moths
I'm just glad all the Kaiju are attracted to Japan. So the end goal is to keep Japan isolated with their Kaijuu's.
Why can't we just nuke it until it goes away? I know that doesn't work for Godzilla but why wouldn't it work for Ghidora?
Bros, your civilian causalities.
Acceptable collateral damage. If we don't nuke him the civvies die anyways. Put out an evacuation order a few hours beforehand, then nooooook.
>be me
>trapped under 10 feet of rubble after a fricking dragon stepped on my house what the frick
>phone rings
>it's an alert from the government
>oh thank god, the military is here
>ALERT: in 2 hours the area you are in will receive atomic enrichment, please evacuate
>oh frick, the military is here
Well if you're under ten feet of rubble you've got good shielding from the blast. Just use a really clean nuke, like a full yield Tsar Bomba.
>atomic enrichment
Do you really think Biden is going to remember how to open the nuclear football? The real danger here is an aging government.
This is supposed to be a world versus monster thing organized by the UN, if Biden's having sleepy time I'll just use British nukes.
Fazers
Rule No. 1 put your fazers on stun?
If you nuke everyone you deny the monster its ability to kill anything.
I explain to him that his rampage violates the non-aggression principle and is inherently anti-libertarian
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I'm sorry I didn't quite get that.
Would you care to explain in further detail?
Rush to nearest Japanese high school and grab the kid sitting in the protagonist seat.
I swear my computer has been clicking the wrong thumbnails all day...
wrong, that's the european transfer student seat. The protagonist sits one desk closer
You recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.
ENTER SOLOMON
I take him to my leader
what is ghidorah king of? are there kaiju monarchies?
King of terror canonically so he’s kind of like osama bin laden
>Real world tech
Only real world technology shown to work on a powerful kaiju in the Toho films were B-2s loaded with MOPs in Shin Godzilla.
That said Ghidorah flies around at will and has frequently been in dogfights with JASDF jets in all films, so hitting him with one would be difficult to say the least.
I'd have to have B-2s outfitted and on stand-by with UAVs monitoring him to see when he lands, since they wouldn't be able to do CAPs even in cloud cover, since refueling planes would need to go in and out of the clouds and they'd be prime targets. That said, there's a good chance he could just take off again after the Spirits egress.
I'd need to bog him down some way; like, tangled in high tension wires or some shit. That said I don't recall there being any way to lure Ghidorah around in the movies like you can with Godzilla using lights and radiation.
Probably try lights mixed with audio recordings of his roar/screech played back to him in the trap area. Have it be on top of or inside a building that's fricking loaded with heavy wires and barrels of any sticky substances that can be found. If he lands on the roof and crashes into the building hit him with MOPs, and if he uses electricity to blow it all up then we're just fricked.
>Toho tech
Use mechagodzilla.
I wonder if those graphite filament bombs that were used in Serbia could make ghidorah zap himself
Ghidorah dogfighting JASDF
>Getting this close to him to shoot missiles for the sake of cinematic action
With all that steep banking and fancy rolls I thought I was in Paris for a second
A lot of kaiju movies will have jets fly at ground level within swatting distance just to make it entertaining.
Some have avoided this, like Shin Godzilla here
I also vaguely recall GMK having the jets stay at a relatively safe distance, but that one featured weird ass F-15s(?) with canards.
MOP effectiveness.
Another from Biollante.
Third one will be a spoiler.
Also that bit at 41 seconds is one of my favorites
Last one, also spoiler.
This Godzilla was a demon if that makes any difference
We will simply deploy the autonomous mechanized version of King Ghidorah to defeat the monster.
Nuke underwater dinosaurs until they become godzilla. Checkmate.