OH SHIT IT'S KING GHIDORAH. THE UN FUCKED UP AND PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF THE MISSION TO STOP HIM, WHAT DO YOU DO?

OH SHIT IT'S KING GHIDORAH. THE UN FUCKED UP AND PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF THE MISSION TO STOP HIM, WHAT DO YOU DO?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hypersonic missile

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Collapsible baton

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    launch a cruise missile at the Three Gorges Dam

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, but how will that stop King Ghidorah?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        King ghidorah?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          GigaChad.jpg

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NFA doesn't cover mazers in the 100kw range

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uwu

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      per the second amendment i am *obliged* to purchase a recreational maser cannon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're still not allowed to do that Bright.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Godzilla will take care of it. I fuck some Japanese woman who doesn’t want to die a virgin.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He hates humans, right?
    Get some dudes to up to him and draw aggro, then run into a train that's set up in a circular track.
    They can leave when it's behind some trees or they can just die in there. Result is the same.
    Ghidorah is now spinning in circles for as long as the train keeps running.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OG MechaGodzilla > all of kaiju.

    Prove me wrong. You can't. So don't try

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *rips your head off*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice try punk

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          N-NANI

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/oWC4buP.jpg

      *rips your head off*

      https://i.imgur.com/zMVFeVc.jpg

      nice try punk

      https://i.imgur.com/V6PW7II.gif

      N-NANI

      This is why Mecha Godzilla is the best. Always has a trick up its sleeve..

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hear me out, destroy the moon and let the meteoric fallout kill him

    t. certainly not a Xilien

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He might be big but he still has to breathe and use energy to move. So the name of the game is to wear him out. I order a round the clock 24 hour all out ballistic skull fucking from every heavy weapon the globe can offer. No matter where he goes on the globe I want him tracked and fire missioned every second that he's alive. Crossing the Pacific? Carriers, destroyers, submarines are going to hit him. He lands on an island? Here comes the ICBM. He ends up in the mountains? Well, here's some Rolling Thunder 2.0 to keep your ass awake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always felt like the military gave up way too easily in Godzilla movies. No commander is gonna go "the existential threat to our nation's existence survived the first strike, let's give up" they'd keep hitting that fucking thing until every weapon was gone.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, if I saw a fucking giant lizard the size of a skyscraper, I would give up. I mean what's the fucking point. It's fucking game over.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I would at least give a bunker buster or three a try.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you've seen enough Godzilla movies.

        In Godzilla vs. Biollante for example the JSDF throw absolutely everything they have at him until the end of the movie, and they actually incapacitate him indefinitely in the end.
        While it has it's problems, vs. Biollante is probably one of my favorites for military vs Godzilla action. Infantry are actually effectively used for once, the set piece near the end where they're throwing Cobras and Hueys at him was really fun, too.

        I'll post webms in a bit; I'm editing some up just for this thread.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you've seen enough Godzilla movies.

        In Godzilla vs. Biollante for example the JSDF throw absolutely everything they have at him until the end of the movie, and they actually incapacitate him indefinitely in the end.
        While it has it's problems, vs. Biollante is probably one of my favorites for military vs Godzilla action. Infantry are actually effectively used for once, the set piece near the end where they're throwing Cobras and Hueys at him was really fun, too.

        I'll post webms in a bit; I'm editing some up just for this thread.

        Scenes from Godzilla vs. Biollante.

        If you're going to pick one pre-2000s Toho movie to watch for military vs Godzilla, I'd say watch this one.
        He only fights Biollante for like maybe 2 or 3 minutes, though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah in Pacific Rim they say the Military just kept up a non stop bombardment of one Kaiju for four straight days without stopping until it finally died from a million artilery bug bites.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he still has to breathe
      Travels through space no problem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >obligatory bombing montage
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RollingThunder.gif

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seduce the aliens controlling him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they'd keep hitting that fucking thing until every weapon was gone
      they stopped doing that because hitting him with weapons just gets the attacking army destroyed
      the best solution in the end was just to leave him alone and focus on just using enough force to lead him away from populated centers and towards the kaiju of the week

      no commander is going to go "lets keep throwing men at him for the 20th time when the first 19 times didnt work" either
      which is why godzilla is treated more as a living hurricane or tsunami you cant really stop, just mitigate the damage he could cause and hope he is someone elses problem

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ghidorah is actively sadistic, that’s the difference between him and Godzilla

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no commander is going to go "lets keep throwing men at him for the 20th time when the first 19 times didnt work"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Putin would lose 100,000 wagner troops who were sent to attack ghidorah’s feet with unloaded rifles, order a smerch strike while the attack in ongoing (they all miss), and then lose half the Russian Airforce (their garmins ran out of battery on the way there). Ghidorah would chip a tooth on a flying T-90 turret, the fragmented tooth would subsequently be claimed as a trophy and also Russia’s sole objective marking the end of the special kaiju operation. A lit cigarette would then unfortunately result in half of Moscow exploding, no relation to Ghidorah of course.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recruit two broke pipe bros of monsters to handle it

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Send a guy with a megaphone to explain the square-cube law to him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >calmly and clearly explain to Godzilla why he can't possibly exist
      >upon convincing Godzilla of his own non-existence, he will disappear from reality
      the ol' dwemer trick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the ol' dwemer trick
        I was thinking more about this guy

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Irradiate a bunch of iguanas and moths

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad all the Kaiju are attracted to Japan. So the end goal is to keep Japan isolated with their Kaijuu's.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we just nuke it until it goes away? I know that doesn't work for Godzilla but why wouldn't it work for Ghidora?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7gyuTUo.jpg

      I mean I would at least give a bunker buster or three a try.

      Bros, your civilian causalities.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Acceptable collateral damage. If we don't nuke him the civvies die anyways. Put out an evacuation order a few hours beforehand, then nooooook.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >be me
          >trapped under 10 feet of rubble after a fucking dragon stepped on my house what the fuck
          >phone rings
          >it's an alert from the government
          >oh thank god, the military is here
          >ALERT: in 2 hours the area you are in will receive atomic enrichment, please evacuate
          >oh fuck, the military is here

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well if you're under ten feet of rubble you've got good shielding from the blast. Just use a really clean nuke, like a full yield Tsar Bomba.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >atomic enrichment

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think Biden is going to remember how to open the nuclear football? The real danger here is an aging government.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is supposed to be a world versus monster thing organized by the UN, if Biden's having sleepy time I'll just use British nukes.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fazers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rule No. 1 put your fazers on stun?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you nuke everyone you deny the monster its ability to kill anything.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I explain to him that his rampage violates the non-aggression principle and is inherently anti-libertarian

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry I didn't quite get that.
      Would you care to explain in further detail?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rush to nearest Japanese high school and grab the kid sitting in the protagonist seat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear my computer has been clicking the wrong thumbnails all day...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, that's the european transfer student seat. The protagonist sits one desk closer

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER SOLOMON

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I take him to my leader

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is ghidorah king of? are there kaiju monarchies?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      King of terror canonically so he’s kind of like osama bin laden

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Real world tech
    Only real world technology shown to work on a powerful kaiju in the Toho films were B-2s loaded with MOPs in Shin Godzilla.
    That said Ghidorah flies around at will and has frequently been in dogfights with JASDF jets in all films, so hitting him with one would be difficult to say the least.
    I'd have to have B-2s outfitted and on stand-by with UAVs monitoring him to see when he lands, since they wouldn't be able to do CAPs even in cloud cover, since refueling planes would need to go in and out of the clouds and they'd be prime targets. That said, there's a good chance he could just take off again after the Spirits egress.
    I'd need to bog him down some way; like, tangled in high tension wires or some shit. That said I don't recall there being any way to lure Ghidorah around in the movies like you can with Godzilla using lights and radiation.
    Probably try lights mixed with audio recordings of his roar/screech played back to him in the trap area. Have it be on top of or inside a building that's fucking loaded with heavy wires and barrels of any sticky substances that can be found. If he lands on the roof and crashes into the building hit him with MOPs, and if he uses electricity to blow it all up then we're just fucked.
    >Toho tech
    Use mechagodzilla.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if those graphite filament bombs that were used in Serbia could make ghidorah zap himself

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghidorah dogfighting JASDF

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Getting this close to him to shoot missiles for the sake of cinematic action

      With all that steep banking and fancy rolls I thought I was in Paris for a second

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of kaiju movies will have jets fly at ground level within swatting distance just to make it entertaining.

        Some have avoided this, like Shin Godzilla here

        MOP effectiveness.

        I also vaguely recall GMK having the jets stay at a relatively safe distance, but that one featured weird ass F-15s(?) with canards.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOP effectiveness.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another from Biollante.
    Third one will be a spoiler.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also that bit at 41 seconds is one of my favorites

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last one, also spoiler.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This Godzilla was a demon if that makes any difference

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We will simply deploy the autonomous mechanized version of King Ghidorah to defeat the monster.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nuke underwater dinosaurs until they become godzilla. Checkmate.

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