A GROUP OF SKELETONS IS BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE!!!
ONE HAS JUST CRASHED THROUGH THE NEAREST WINDOW TO YOU!!
WHAT DO YOU USE TO DEFEND YOURSELF!?
OH NO SKELETONS!!!
A GROUP OF SKELETONS IS BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE!!!
ONE HAS JUST CRASHED THROUGH THE NEAREST WINDOW TO YOU!!
WHAT DO YOU USE TO DEFEND YOURSELF!?
skeletons are frens
one is inside me right now
Underrated and correct
Spoops are cool. Wed hang out and do the skeleton dancs and probably play some black ops 2
How exactly did a skeleton crash through my fifth floor window? There's no fire escape or anything, nor any neighbouring building from which to jump.
Remnants have jet packs, see op for reference
do you have an escape rope that you can throw out of your window in case of fire?
Rental flat. Fire escape is on the end of the floor. Whole building has smoke detectors set up in every room.
Some skeletons can fly. Their bones are hollow, thereby greatly negating the effects of gravity.
Like this fucker
>not shown 12 skeletons with baseball bats at your door
Looks like s couple straight out a methadone clinic.
My penis and a fleshlight
>try to shoot skelly
>bullets just go through the many gaps
>try to stab skelly
>same scenario
>try to mentally scar him
>doesn't work since no brain
ITS OVER
Have you considered bat?
My sides
Based tactical SWAT skelly
Do not trust skeletons, as soon as you drop your guard they will take you to the Bone Zone
Me when I see pregnant Anne Frank get posted anywhere
My dog loves bones
She will defend me
>skelly is officially part of the IBTC
welcome fren!
Break out the recreational hydrogen fluoride. I may die but im taking you rattling fucks with me.
I show them a copy of my latest xray as a sign of peace and comradery
Underrated
My cooking pot. I use their bones to boil up a tasty broth.
I lock my door and ignore them 🙂
Reach over and grab my kukri off my dresser and hack the skelly to bits. Real uncool to bust through my window like that.