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MEGA HAPPENING, RED ALERT!
Would be a shame if the smooker strikes again
That seems like a waste of time on their end.
maybe the russians are planing to do Pearl Harbor 2: Electric Boogaloo
>Spy ship spotted near Hawaii
This isn't anything special. There are spy ships belonging to various powers skulking around all over the place. All this shows is that Russians have sub par opsec.
>This isn't anything special.
Pretty much. The Mutts got caught spying on the Bong's submarine base a few years ago.
Let them, who gives a fuck if they watch a bunch of homeless Polynesians eat spam.
This happens very literally all the time. The Russians and Chinese regularly patrol around Hawaii, Alaska, New York, Florida, California, and Washington.
And we don't give a solitary fuck. Sooner or later one of their ships will break down and they'll beg to be rescued, and as the world's only relevant naval power we'll oblige them.
They're planning on nuking... Hawaii...?
Wow it's just like my video games
>super satan quads
damn, looks like I’ll never get to visit Hawaii
>we may be in the hotline Miami timeline
IM BATTA FUCKIN NUT!
He didn't fucking deserve it man, Tony's my bro for not taking part in that gay shit
An unfortunate victim of circumstance, though admittedly he WAS part of a Russian gang so..
>Tony using a machine gun
That's Jacket wearing the tiger mask though, isn't it?
You can use weapons with Tony mask in HM1
Biker best character
The Number of the Beast is 616, not 666.
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
You just made me remember the guy who claimed he fucked his sister during that broadcast cause they thought they were going to be vaporised lol
Time to sexo my sister
Time to sexo my sister
kek. Also, yeah I've been found out. Happened to be Jan 13 when that happened and 3 makes a good 8 with a copy/paste of the 3 flipped horizontally.
man I hope that guy was able to sort things out with his sister (and keep fucking her)
Reminder that some jap made a doujin of it
S A U C E
Come on, sauce us up already.
At least give us the name of the artist
Not him, but I think this was it.
Wow that's hilarious if it's based off of that (though some of the comments say it's based off a false alarm in Japan, but there is some 2ch/PrepHole overlap from time to time so not impossible).
damn, anon is a victim
Nuclear War is truly hell.
Damn that's hot.
What a fucking pussy
They already tried that once
What kinda intel do they even hope to gain with a ship that they couldn't get with a satellite? Are they trying to spot subs coming out of harbor?
>What kinda intel do they even hope to gain with a ship that they couldn't get with a satellite? Are they trying to spot subs coming out of harbor?
Mostly SIGINT, trying to catch frequency hops, figure out exactly what units are where, that sort of shit. They sent "fishing trawlers" to go hang out near carriers all the time.
The Soviets used them to shadow carrier groups for up to date position and force compositions also. The idea was that even if you immediately blew up the glorified fishing trawler (they really were pieces of shit, pic related), the aircraft carrying hypersonic cruise missiles would still have your position accurate to within the search volume of the missile seekers.
I like how hypersonic has no real meaning anymore
>le HECKIN hypersonic missles!
>After weeks on station we have learned that Hawaiians love recreational drugs. --End Report--
>They've given up trying to recover banan
>They've given up trying to capture melon
>They're going all in on pineapple
now theyre trying to siphon our IQ points. is there anything these monkeys wont try to steal
lol what they gunna do attack pearl harbor don't know if this is ageing boomer fan fic or vatnig cope.
Vatnick fantasy probably
you're delusional seek help schizo.
"The Soviets still cover most of the globe. We must continue to fight them wherever they may be. A Soviet fleet has been discovered en route to Hawaii. Destroy this fleet and the Pacific will be ours." C&C Red Alert 2
Nothing major, Chinese and Russian warship come near Hawai and Guam all the time, you just don't hear it in Western media.
When you actually read about the Russian Navy, the power gap between them and the USN is actually unreal.
The biggest threat that they do have ICBM capable subs, but in terms of combat capabilities for conventional warfare, it’s not even close. Not only in terms of technology but training.
The will try to fish out starship
if you thought russian soldiers were gay, just wait until you see their navy
I say hit 'em with the Tic-Tac, they want intel? Give those aidsy drunks something to talk about.
kek, stupid russians looking for intelligence in america
Military intelligence sounds like an oxymoron to me.
Okay Alan Alda
This was foretold
Imagine have to use ship to spy today, the absolute state of russian military. Meanwhile the West literally can spy from space.
Is Airbus trying to shit on SpaceX for some reason there, or am I overthinking things?
Probably just some kinda banter.
yeah that's space bantz, it's healthy
Plenty of western countries have spy ships, the US doesn't use them because they kept being stolen by norks and shot at by garden gnomes.
just sink it and blame it on a mine
lmao this was there last year when we stopped to refuel, this isnt news at all
this ship is always fucking there and was there when we transited over from Japan the other year, I'm sure literally any other navyfag whose made a port-call in Hawaii for at least a decade has seen this ship
Probaly there to export Hawaiians to fuck their women. Nothing to worry about.
Can't wait to see Pearl Harbour 2: We Dropped Our Dudes in the Ocean and Nuked The Wrong Island
attack america. americans definitely don't have the capacity to sign up en masse for war against a public enemy, that has never happened before. surely world militaries perpetually sit dormant with millions of soldiers ready to go all at once.
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