OH NO NO NO

MEGA HAPPENING, RED ALERT!

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would be a shame if the smooker strikes again

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That seems like a waste of time on their end.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      maybe the russians are planing to do Pearl Harbor 2: Electric Boogaloo

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Spy ship spotted near Hawaii
    This isn't anything special. There are spy ships belonging to various powers skulking around all over the place. All this shows is that Russians have sub par opsec.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >This isn't anything special.
      Pretty much. The Mutts got caught spying on the Bong's submarine base a few years ago.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let them, who gives a fuck if they watch a bunch of homeless Polynesians eat spam.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This happens very literally all the time. The Russians and Chinese regularly patrol around Hawaii, Alaska, New York, Florida, California, and Washington.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And we don't give a solitary fuck. Sooner or later one of their ships will break down and they'll beg to be rescued, and as the world's only relevant naval power we'll oblige them.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're planning on nuking... Hawaii...?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wow it's just like my video games

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >super satan quads
        damn, looks like I’ll never get to visit Hawaii

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          maybe the russians are planing to do Pearl Harbor 2: Electric Boogaloo

          >we may be in the hotline Miami timeline

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            IM BATTA FUCKIN NUT!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Poor henchman

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't fucking deserve it man, Tony's my bro for not taking part in that gay shit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                An unfortunate victim of circumstance, though admittedly he WAS part of a Russian gang so..

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                An unfortunate victim of circumstance, though admittedly he WAS part of a Russian gang so..

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Tony using a machine gun
            Booooo

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That's Jacket wearing the tiger mask though, isn't it?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You can use weapons with Tony mask in HM1

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Biker best character

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Number of the Beast is 616, not 666.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >digits
        Uh oh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You just made me remember the guy who claimed he fucked his sister during that broadcast cause they thought they were going to be vaporised lol

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/mAP1Trs.png

          Time to sexo my sister

          kek. Also, yeah I've been found out. Happened to be Jan 13 when that happened and 3 makes a good 8 with a copy/paste of the 3 flipped horizontally.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Hawaii
            >high IQ

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          link????

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Time to sexo my sister

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          man I hope that guy was able to sort things out with his sister (and keep fucking her)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that some jap made a doujin of it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            S A U C E

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/uqRiWnt.jpg

              Sauce. Now.

              Come on, sauce us up already.

              At least give us the name of the artist

              Not him, but I think this was it.
              https://exhentai.org/g/1485241/7d8a068b3a/

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wow that's hilarious if it's based off of that (though some of the comments say it's based off a false alarm in Japan, but there is some 2ch/PrepHole overlap from time to time so not impossible).

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >that ending

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Sauce. Now.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Come on, sauce us up already.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            At least give us the name of the artist

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          damn, anon is a victim

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nuclear War is truly hell.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Damn that's hot.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What a fucking pussy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They already tried that once
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_submarine_K-129_(1960)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      maybe the russians are planing to do Pearl Harbor 2: Electric Boogaloo

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What kinda intel do they even hope to gain with a ship that they couldn't get with a satellite? Are they trying to spot subs coming out of harbor?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >satellites
      Anon..

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >What kinda intel do they even hope to gain with a ship that they couldn't get with a satellite? Are they trying to spot subs coming out of harbor?
      Mostly SIGINT, trying to catch frequency hops, figure out exactly what units are where, that sort of shit. They sent "fishing trawlers" to go hang out near carriers all the time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The Soviets used them to shadow carrier groups for up to date position and force compositions also. The idea was that even if you immediately blew up the glorified fishing trawler (they really were pieces of shit, pic related), the aircraft carrying hypersonic cruise missiles would still have your position accurate to within the search volume of the missile seekers.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I like how hypersonic has no real meaning anymore

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >le HECKIN hypersonic missles!
          Every time

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >hypersonic
          >missile seekers.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >After weeks on station we have learned that Hawaiians love recreational drugs. --End Report--

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >They've given up trying to recover banan
    >They've given up trying to capture melon
    >They're going all in on pineapple

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    now theyre trying to siphon our IQ points. is there anything these monkeys wont try to steal

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lol what they gunna do attack pearl harbor don't know if this is ageing boomer fan fic or vatnig cope.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Vatnick fantasy probably

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're delusional seek help schizo.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ???

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "The Soviets still cover most of the globe. We must continue to fight them wherever they may be. A Soviet fleet has been discovered en route to Hawaii. Destroy this fleet and the Pacific will be ours." C&C Red Alert 2

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing major, Chinese and Russian warship come near Hawai and Guam all the time, you just don't hear it in Western media.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When you actually read about the Russian Navy, the power gap between them and the USN is actually unreal.

    The biggest threat that they do have ICBM capable subs, but in terms of combat capabilities for conventional warfare, it’s not even close. Not only in terms of technology but training.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The will try to fish out starship

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if you thought russian soldiers were gay, just wait until you see their navy

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I say hit 'em with the Tic-Tac, they want intel? Give those aidsy drunks something to talk about.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kek, stupid russians looking for intelligence in america

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Military intelligence sounds like an oxymoron to me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Military intelligence sounds like an oxymoron to me.

      Okay Alan Alda

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This was foretold

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine have to use ship to spy today, the absolute state of russian military. Meanwhile the West literally can spy from space.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is Airbus trying to shit on SpaceX for some reason there, or am I overthinking things?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Probably just some kinda banter.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's space bantz, it's healthy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of western countries have spy ships, the US doesn't use them because they kept being stolen by norks and shot at by garden gnomes.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just sink it and blame it on a mine

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lmao this was there last year when we stopped to refuel, this isnt news at all

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this ship is always fucking there and was there when we transited over from Japan the other year, I'm sure literally any other navyfag whose made a port-call in Hawaii for at least a decade has seen this ship

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probaly there to export Hawaiians to fuck their women. Nothing to worry about.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Russian
    >Intelligence
    Can't wait to see Pearl Harbour 2: We Dropped Our Dudes in the Ocean and Nuked The Wrong Island

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    attack america. americans definitely don't have the capacity to sign up en masse for war against a public enemy, that has never happened before. surely world militaries perpetually sit dormant with millions of soldiers ready to go all at once.

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